Male god, male god, my lazy cancer has committed again

Fan Chen's takeaway was already cold, but he didn't care at all, took two casual mouthfuls with his chopsticks, then pushed the lunch box and chopsticks aside, staring nervously at his computer screen.

Just now Abu called Lei Ting Wanli "he", and she didn't change her corrective action after that, and Lei Ting Wanli is a danmei writer for a website... A man would actually go to a website to write about danmei, that's either a rotten boy or a follower The same species as yourself!

If it is really the same as yourself! ! ! !

... Then I can't do anything about it!

Although he has uncontrollably fallen in love with his... essays since reading Thunderbolt's essays, but it's too unreliable to fall in love with someone just based on essays.

What's more, they are now in a cooperative relationship. The article he wrote was authorized to produce a radio drama, and he happened to accept this drama to match the role in it.

After calming down, Fan Chen straightened his posture as a great god, and made a fuss in the group in a particularly cool and domineering way.

cv Mu Feng: Is there a newcomer?Ah!good!

After his news was sent out, the group immediately cooled down, but the cooling down did not last for a few seconds.

Screenwriter Baishao: What's wrong with Mu Feng, silly mother! ! ! ! !

cv Kyushu: Damn!Mu Feng'er's account has been hacked! ! ! !

Lyricist Liluo: Account hacking kills the whole family! ! !

What year is cv Jinxi: The whole family died from account hacking +1

Planning Abu: The whole family was killed by account hacking +10086

Thousand Miles of Thunder: ...

cv pharmacist: account hacking kills the whole family + mobile phone number

Announcement of Nanyin [-]: Stealing the account and killing the whole family + ID number

Fan Chen felt a bit of a headache when he saw the swiped screen of "The whole family was hacked".What kind of stupid crew did he join!Lao Tzu's number is obviously very good!

cv Mu Feng: ...you are enough!Newbies, why are you so stupid!It's really embarrassing to this seat.

After Fan Chen sent this news, the group suddenly became cold again.He couldn't help but secretly proud of himself, it must be because his aura was so strong that he frightened everyone so much that he didn't dare to speak!

After a short silence...

cv Kyushu: It turns out that account hacking is an illusion, and Mu Fenger is still so high school ╮(╯_╰)╭

Completing the lyrics Liluo: Secondary 1 hits the table +[-]

cv pharmacist: the middle two hit the table +2

Announcing Nanyin 10086: Secondary [-] exploded +[-]

What year is cv today and eve: Secondary school breaks the watch + phone number

Fan Chen frowned immediately, knocking on the keyboard until it crackled.

cv Mu Feng: You are in Secondary School!All of you are in secondary school!Come here, my lord, I promise not to beat you to death! ! ! ! ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

cv Kyushu: ╮(╯_╰)╭Zhi Maoshou, I don't have the same knowledge as you.

Banner Nanyin Seven: Fried Hair Shou +1

cv pharmacist: fried hair subject +2

What year is cv Jinxi: Fried hair subject +10086

Fan Chen gritted his teeth at the computer screen, wishing he could drag Kyushu over and tear him apart.

This Kyushu is also a cv, attacking the sound, which entered the circle earlier than him, because most of them are accompanied by ancient dramas, and his early works are "professional princes", so friends with good relationships in the circle or Mi Fensi like nicknames He is "Prince".

Fan Chen and Kyushu have partnered several times before, and each time they were paired with the main character CP. Many of the Mifensi are their CP Mifen. They are indeed good friends in private, but they usually meet in the group. When it arrives, there will always be troubles like now.

cv Mu Feng: Who said that I am a victim, if you have the ability, come here and have a showdown!

cv Kyushu: You don't need to go there, just send a voice message and you will know the outcome.

cv Mu Feng: voice your sister! ! ! !

Thunderbolt Wanli: Hehe, it really is a fried hair subject.

Fan Chen's hands on the keyboard paused, thinking he was dazzled for a moment.

Fuck!The male god actually said that he was a victim!Also use hehe to mock him!

He immediately put his face on the table, leaving two lasagna tears.

Originally, I wanted to establish a mighty, domineering and cold image in front of the male god, but in the end I was ridiculed, and I couldn't love it!

The other people in the group saw that the newcomers who had just joined the group turned on the taunting mode in front of so many people, and they didn't know how to answer the conversation, so after the news of Thunder Wanli, the group It was cold again.

Abu waited for a while, feeling a little bit disappointed, and planned to say something to change the subject.

Planner Abu: Mu Feng silly mother!It's time for the daily reminder!

cv Mu Feng: _(:3ゝ∠)_My heart is broken and I can’t record it

Being disgusted by the male god is so frustrating, so it's not his fault that he doesn't want to record anything!

Fan Chen's face was resting on the table, his eyes were dull, and he was thinking about what to eat to comfort his wounded heart, when suddenly a familiar coughing sound came from the computer.

He mechanically controlled the mouse to move to the lower right corner, clicked on the small flashing horn, and a dialog box popped up on the screen immediately.Fan Chen glanced lazily at the dialog box, and saw that it said: Thunderbolt Wanli requests to be added as a friend.

Fuck? !Fan Chen was refreshed and immediately sat up straight.

Holding the mouse, he leaned closer to the screen, carefully read the message prompt word by word, and confirmed that it was really Thunderbolt's friend request, he danced for a while, then coughed, and carefully moved the mouse to the bottom , was about to click to agree to the application, but unexpectedly, his hand slipped again, and he clicked the button to reject the application.

Fan Chen: =mouth=

He looked at the dialog box and was suddenly stunned.He must have missed the almanac qaq today!

Just as he was still struggling in pain and despair, the message alert rang again.

Fan Chen immediately clicked on it this time, and when he found out that it was still a friend request from a male god, he quickly clicked on Agree, and immediately opened the conversation.

Mu Feng: The qaq male god is really baa, just slipped and clicked wrong

Thunderbolt replied quickly.

Thunderbolt: ...a male god?

Mu Feng: (☆▽☆) Yes, the male god, that's right, the male god!I am your book meter cent!

Thousands of Thunder: Hehe, thank you.

Mu Feng: qaq male god, why are you mocking me again!

Thousand Miles of Thunder:?

Mu Feng: qaq, don't you know that "hehe" can't be used indiscriminately!

Thunderbolt: Oh, I don’t know, sorry.

Mu Feng: qaq "Oh" can't be used indiscriminately!

Thousands of Lightning Thunders: ...um

Mu Feng: qaq

Fan Chen stared at the screen, feeling a little discouraged. Why did the male god say "hehe" or "oh" or "um" to him? Does this mean that the male god doesn't like talking to him?But if this is the case, why did the male god add himself?

As he was figuring it out, the penguin notification sounded again.

Thousands of Thunder: I just wanted to ask what does "qaq" mean?

Mu Feng: qaq is an expression, which means to cry.

Thunderbolt: oh

Fan Chen looked at the "oh" a little bit broken, it seems that the male god should not be too two-dimensional, and he should not be familiar with these Internet terms and symbols.

Just as he was thinking, the other party's new message came on again, Fan Chen quickly clicked on it.

Thousand Miles of Thunder: qaq

puff!Fan Chen watched the male god's new news, couldn't hold back, and sprayed the screen.

Mu Feng: God!Hurry up!Your personality is broken!

He stared at the expression on the male god's face, and couldn't help but start to rippling in his heart.Why did he suddenly feel that the male god is so cute.