Male god, male god, my lazy cancer has committed again

Fan Chen wanted to flatter and failed to do so, but ended up slapping the horse's hoof, and his face collapsed immediately.

Lei Ying saw that he was still praising the delicious prawns he made one second, but changed his face the next second, and put on a wronged face to make him happy, but was mercilessly slapped away by Fan Chen .

Lei Gonggong said that his daughter-in-law learned about domestic violence, it was really hard and sad.

After dinner, Fan Chen took the initiative to ask to be in charge of washing the dishes. Mother Lei wanted to stop her, but her son dragged her to sit in front of the sofa, and forced the TV remote into her hand, refusing to let her do anything.

"With me watching, can he still dismantle the kitchen?" Lei Ying was particularly confident in his daughter-in-law.

Fan Chen, who had been eavesdropping with his ears pricked up, immediately protested dissatisfied: "Who do you think demolished the kitchen?!"

He didn't really dismantle the kitchen, he just accidentally slipped and smashed a plate.This plate has been in Lei Ying's house for some years, and it doesn't feel bad if it is smashed, just treat it as broken and safe.

After washing the dishes, they went back to Lei Ying's room together. Fan Chen was still brooding over the matter of smashing the bowl just now. Lei Ying squeezed his ear amusedly, and said ambiguously: "If you really feel sorry , take good care of your husband at night."

Fan Chen gave him a hard look: "Lei Xiaoying, you were not like this before, why have you become such a hooligan since we got back together!"

Lei Ying really likes his own wife to death. He thinks he is so cute even if he stares at him and rolls his eyes at him.

Fan Chen jumped up all of a sudden, spread his legs and sat on Lei Ying's lap, and pulled his face with his hands: "You dare to play a hooligan to others! Believe it or not, I will castrate you!"

Lei Ying gnawed at his chin and said, "If you eunuch me, you are the one who suffers."

Fan Chen let go of his face and snorted, and after a while he hesitated and asked: "Is your father coming back tonight?"

Lei Ying raised his eyebrows: "What? Miss my dad?"

Fan Chen said guiltily, "I...I..."

Lei Ying smiled: "He won't come back tonight. He said that the hospital has something to do. The call he just answered was to urge him to go back to the hospital. However, he was eager to solve our problem, so he dragged on for a while before leaving."

Fan Chen said "Oh" and said, "Then when will he come back tomorrow?"

Lei Ying thought for a while, "I should be back in the morning."

Fan Chen's expression changed, and he said hastily: "Then I'll get up early tomorrow and try to leave before he comes back, or I won't be happy if your father sees that I'm still here."

Lei Ying knew that he was not only worried that his father was unhappy, but also that he was afraid in his heart. Instead of letting him stay and deal with his father so cautiously, he might as well take him out.

So he said: "Then I will call you tomorrow morning and go out with you."

Fan Chen immediately stopped him: "Don't! I already made him angry when he saw me seduce his son. If I seduce you to go out with me, he might think of me. You don't have to worry about me, I won't go out Running around, I just go home and have a look. Although my mother is not at home, it does not prevent me from going home. It happens that I still have a few debts in my hand that have not been paid off. When I go back, I just record it while it is clean. I evade debt collection from those planners every day."

Lei Ying hugged his waist tightly, and leaned closer to lick the corner of his lips: "You also know that you are seducing me?"

Fan Chen hurriedly pushed him away: "Thunder is big! Be careful, hey!"

Lei Ying didn't think much about him at first, seeing that he was resisting, he stopped teasing him, just pinched his ass and let him go, "I almost forgot if you didn't mention it, the new article will start to be updated today. "

Fan Chen's eyes lit up suddenly, and he asked expectantly, "What time?!"

Lei Ying glanced at his watch and said, "This meeting has already been changed, chapter three."

Fan Chen happily clicked into Thunderbolt's author column with his mobile phone, found his latest article and read it happily.

Lei Ying took advantage of him reading the article quietly, took a change of clothes and went to take a shower. When he came back from the wash, he saw Fan Chen looking at him with a pitiful expression, with "please caress, please caress" written all over his face. , Lei Ying closed the door for a moment, and asked uncertainly, "Dissatisfied with desire?"

Fan Chen immediately knelt down for him: "The male god begged for spoilers!!"

So that night, not only did Fan Chen not ask for spoilers, but he was abused by Lei Gonggong and called him a "male god" all night, so he couldn't be more ashamed!

The next morning, even though Fan Chen's back was sore and his legs ached terribly, that didn't stop him from being determined to pay back the money.

When I got back to my house, there was no one in the house.Fan Chen put the things he had brought back from school into the house, pulled out a pile of sheets, quilts, clothes and pants that needed to be changed, stuffed these things into the woven basket next to the washing machine by category, and locked himself in the The house has another sleep.

It was already noon when he woke up, he ordered a takeaway, turned on the computer, watched the drama group and scrolled through Weibo.After the takeaway was finished and all the jokes on Weibo were finished, he packed everything up and started recording.

It took Fan Chen a week to repay all the debts he owed. When he delivered the voice, the planners of the various crews were all shocked by his high efficiency.

For this reason, those planners also jointly posted a post on the forum, with the theme "Moving China--what changed you! Our drag tone king turned over the tone so quickly, making everyone prepare for a long battle The planners of the reminder are at a loss."

As soon as the post was posted, people of all colors rushed downstairs to watch the excitement.Although the subject of this post did not indicate who it was, everyone knew it when they saw the words "Tuoyin Dawang".

Some people speculate whether their silly mother Mu Feng has been stimulated recently, so her personality has changed drastically, from the previous "Tuyin King" to the current "Diligent Emperor".Some people also speculate that Mu Feng's silly mother must have been transfigured by someone's soul before she changed her sex!But more people think that the reason why Mu Feng's silly mother suddenly became diligent must be because of his talk!love!like!up!Only by paying off the debts can he free up more time to spend time with his lover ♂♂♂♂♂, otherwise, the news of reminders every day will overwhelm the silly mother, how can he have time to spend with his little lover?

As soon as this guess broke out, people commented and liked the post one after another. What's more, they started to find out who Mu Feng's stupid mother is in love with. Great people pay homage with flowers.

Fan Chen casually scrolled through the comments, feeling that the brains of these girls have already broken through the sky. If they continue to let it go, it is very likely that their brains will turn into black holes, and the world will be destroyed at some point.

After closing the forum, Fan Chen caught a glimpse of the penguin icon in the lower right corner flickering out of the corner of his eyes. After he blocked the prince and brought him back that time, he didn't chat with him in private anymore, and he didn't know if he was angry with himself or The little landlord who was so busy chasing him had no time to talk to him.

He smiled, feeling vaguely that it was the latter, and then clicked on the familiar profile picture.

Evil Prince Mo Yun Kyushu: *★,°*:.☆(￣▽￣)/$:*.°★*.

Mu Feng: →_→ Take medicine when you are sick!

He felt that the prince's stupidity had penetrated through the screen!That guy kept saying that he was the one above, that he was Gong!He has always expressed deep doubts about this, is there such a stupid, so narcissistic, so secondary and so pretentious Gong in the world! !

The evil and charming prince Mo Yun Kyushu: Mu Fenger's silly mother (~￣▽￣)→))*￣▽￣*)o How does it feel to spend a vacation with a male sprayer?

Fan Chen knew at a glance that he came to laugh at him after reading that post, so he intentionally angered him: We are harmonious and beautiful, sweet and sweet, surrounded by thousands of kilometers of bonus bubbles every day, we simply don’t want to be in Xinghu!

Sure enough, the prince was abused by him in an instant: qaq Mu Feng, idiot!Dogs are man's best friend!you can not do that!

Fan Chen looked proud: ╭(╯^╰)╮I will place an order and send you five hundred catties of dog food in a while!

The prince was heartbroken by being abused by him: You are a heartless man with the same sex and no humanity qaq, don't forget that we are still CP!You hurt me like that!Believe it or not, I will go to the forum to hang you in minutes!Write down all the jq between you and the president!

Fan Chen doesn't care: ╮(╯_╰)╭If you don't hang up, you don't have a dog name!

The evil and charming prince Mo Yun Kyushu: Bah, bah, bah!My surname is not a dog!

The two of them chattered and teased each other for a long time before the prince suddenly remembered the business of looking for him.

Xie Mei Wang Ye Mo Yun Kyushu: By the way, I almost forgot, a friend of mine organized a face-to-face, not too far from yours, and they are all Zihong and great masters in the circle, do you want to participate?

Fan Chen thought for a while and asked: Are you going?

The prince replied: There are a few people who have a good relationship. They have cooperated several times before. I agreed when I asked. I heard that they are preparing a drama in their hands. They intend to invite you, but they have never cooperated with you. I am worried that you will refuse. , just in time for this face-to-face meeting, let me ask if you would like to go, and then we can play together and discuss the drama by the way.And I also have a selfish intention, thinking that if I can help them set up a line with you, I can ask them to do my sweet drama in the future.

Fan Chen teased:!Is your home sweet?Looks like we're close to hooking up? [smile][smile][smile]

Xie Mei Wang Ye Mo Yun Kyushu: →_→ Actually not yet, ahem, anyway, just say whether to go or not! ! !So much nonsense! ! !

Fan Chen laughed and said: Go, go, brother has a request, can I not go!How can you say that you are also my Two-dimensional cp, if I don't go, you should say that I have the same sex and no humanity.

The evil and charming prince Mo Yun Kyushu: This is more or less →_→

Fan Chen thought for a while, and added: But you'd better fix the time quickly, so that I can decide when to go to work.

The prince seemed a little surprised: =口= Do you want to work? !

The evil and charming prince Mo Yun Kyushu: Damn it!No wonder you make it so fast!Is it for your man?

Fan Chen shyly responded: "Smoke is hot" [cover face]

The evil and charming prince Mo Yun Kyushu: →_→ Shorten your words!

Mu Feng: Cough, cough, it's actually because of his birthday_(:3ゝ∠)_Did Jiao Ran tell you all about it, that Lei Ying is my male god.

Evil Lord Mo Yun Kyushu: Hahaha!

Mu Feng: qaq didn't know that he was a male god at the beginning, so the special second told Lei Ying all the surprises without reservation. Now he knows that I am going to make him a birthday drama, so I plan to work part-time to make money for him Buy something else _(:3ゝ∠)_ Do you have any good ideas?

The prince seemed to think carefully for a while, and replied: How about...you buy him a box of condoms?A mix of various flavors, various threads, various particles, and various bumps, or simply add some sex toys, and there are more!The one who subdues the god horse is also good!What lolita dresses up as a bunny girl student dresses up as a nurse...

Fan Chen saw that he was talking more and more vigorously, and his veins bulged. He couldn't bear it and dragged him into the blacklist again, and this time he secretly swore in his heart that he would never let him out unless he was blacklisted for two hours! ! !