Pants off, just show me this! ?

Like a pot of cold water falling from the sky, Qi Yi's enthusiasm was completely chilled.He really thought that the search would not be smooth, but he didn't expect to go around such a big circle - from Shanghai in the south to Shizhuang in the north, but now he tells him that you are wrong, and now he has to go to Miandian in the southwest.

For the village chief, he was just in a daze for a moment. In reality, five or six minutes had passed, and he didn't have a watch at hand.

After being released, he also entered a similar sage time with the curator—what just happened?

Qi Yi was rising under the scorching sun, and walked back to the village with difficulty. The driver uncle got out of the car, opened the back seat door, and his heart ached. The treatment is not good, how much money have you made for them, and there is no one to take care of them when they go out." - Guanhuang Lu, who was "run away from home", did not want to talk.

Fanning?

Fairy?

Qi Yi leaned on the back seat, casually grabbed the fluffy pillow and rubbed it vigorously, but his little effort also messed up the hair length a bit, the crumpled one is not fierce at all.

The uncle driver ignited the ignition, started the engine, looked back through the inner rearview mirror, couldn't help but let out a gasp, and screamed like a woman with his heart in his heart - the wife is so cute!He had a flash of inspiration and blurted out, "Sweetie, I'm going to get a tattoo of you on my heart."

As soon as the words came out, the driver uncle immediately thought it was a good idea, and couldn't help giving himself 10086 likes in his heart.

Can a t-shirt and a full house poster express my love and support! ?

No!

If you love him, just tattoo him a tattoo that will never be washed off for a lifetime.

The uncle driver is about to sublimate himself (gaochao).

"..." Qi Yi pulled his lips and smiled ironically, "Oh, childish."

He hugged the long-haired and messy pillow, turned on the phone to search the map, the signal in the area was very poor, and the car drove for half an hour before finally receiving a signal.

After finally waiting for the map to be loaded, Qi Yi really rolled his eyes and almost passed out. One is in the north of the motherland, the other is in the southwest, with a length and width of more than 4 kilometers, and he has to take another plane. The only advantage is that he does not need a visa.

If the visa was delayed for another week, Qi Yi would inevitably consider going through "special channels".

Finally out of the Huangtu Mountain Road, the uncle driver asked, "Where are we going?"

Qi Yi has already booked a flight ticket on the 12306 app, "Airport."

The uncle driver was stunned for a moment, and said in frustration, "Are you leaving now?"

If you breathe again, it will not be the same city, but the blue sky of the same country.

He still doesn't know that Qi Yi will go abroad soon, and then he will be breathing in the same global village.

Anyway, Shishi City is also the capital of the province, and the airport has international flights. It just so happens that the nearest flight to Mian is just an hour away.The time is full, and Qi Yi has to catch the plane as soon as he gets off the car, and he doesn't even have time to eat.

Ordinary people would definitely not be able to bear it, running around like this at noon, but Qi Yi's advantage is that eating doesn't benefit him, after all, he is not a human being who depends on five grains for a living.

Because the air ticket was booked late, there was no first-class ticket, which meant that Qi Yi could only squeeze into the economy class. Thinking about the crazy fans, Qi Yi spent 800 yuan to buy a pure black at the airport store without hesitation. Fisherman's hat.

Others rush to the airport to eat, he rushes to the airport to buy hats.

Very reasonable.

Buckle the pure black fisherman's hat on the top of the head, press the brim of the hat over the eyes, and then put on a mask, Qi Yi took a look in the mirror in the bathroom, and gave himself a thumbs up in his heart.

In fact, the 800 yuan was not in vain. Until Qi Yi got off the plane, he was not recognized by the two fans in the back seat.

During the five-hour flight, the two little girls who had never met before met each other by chance on the flight, and they discovered the same idol. They hit it off right away, and changed their ways to boast that Qi Yi was hard to find in thousands of years-this person should only exist in the sky.All kinds of rainbow farts are blown in a fancy way without money, and the academic essence of the nine-year compulsory education is used up. Qi Yi can't help but feel that the vocabulary of human beings to express their likes is ever-changing, rich and complicated.

He has traveled all over the universe and has never seen such a blower.

Thinking about the trolls on the game, on the contrary, the words of swearing seem to be almost the same.

After getting off the plane, Qi Yi raised his head and met the unfamiliar letters and symbols on the stop sign.

Well, I encountered another problem - the language barrier.

However, this is not a problem for Qi Yi. The experience spanning countless time and space has made him accustomed to learning different languages, and he even encountered a sea race that does not open his mouth and only speaks with his larynx.

The service lady at the information desk knew Chinese, Qi Yi pulled off his mask, tapped on the table with his fingers, "Give me a map."

Although the young lady works in Miandian, she is obviously concerned about the "national conditions". When she turned her head, her casual expression was instantly replaced by shock and excitement, "Qi, Qi, Qi..."

"..." Hearing that she couldn't come up with a useful word, Qi Yi impatiently wanted to leave.

The young lady straightened her hair in front of the phone screen before raising her head, "May I ask what you just asked?"

"map."

The young lady hurriedly took out a tourist map from the cabinet, and handed it over with trembling hands.

"Thank you."

Qi Yi stretched out his hand, twitched it, but didn't twitch, "..."

Then the little sister blushed and let go of her hand, "I'm sorry, I was too nervous."

Qi Yi twitched the corner of his mouth, turned around and walked towards the exit, leaving behind the waitress to press the cold back of her hand to her hot cheek, and the villain in her heart was twirling and jumping crazily with her eyes closed—real people are prettier than online pictures!

There are countless hawkers selling fruit or snacks on the left and right of the airport aisle, Qi Yi casually picked up a busker, pulled him under the tarpaulin and read the memory of the other party——

The heart of the succubus is a radioactive source that can't be compared to nuclear radiation. As an unlucky person who has been in close contact with the heart, his accomplice felt severe discomfort on the plane.At the beginning, he was slightly dizzy and nauseated, which could be attributed to airsickness, but it didn't take long for him to become dehydrated and deacidified. Because of his bad conscience, his accomplice has been holding it back by himself.

A big living person, who was walking like a fly before boarding the plane, turned out to be so rickety and skinny when he got off the plane that he was dying.

He really didn't last long, and he collapsed at the gate of the airport dying under the eyes of everyone.

It was not a big deal at the time.

Later, before the ambulance arrived, several burly men with snake head tattoos on their arms appeared out of nowhere and carried him away.

As mentioned earlier, the accomplice came here to find a buyer, so Qi Yi guessed that this was the so-called buyer.

The old busker has seen a lot of people with dragons and snakes at the gate of the airport for more than [-] years. He has the impression that the people with this kind of tattoos are from a group called "kausa". Their accents are subtly different from the locals. , speaking the dialect of Laos, I heard that these people often haunt the border.

Recently, the border has been restless, because apart from Kausa, a new force has recently risen on the border.

As a result, two underground organizations without any official seal started at the border.

Because of the danger, no vehicle is willing to go to the battlefield area.

Qi Yi could only take a car from Yangon to Mong Sa, and then walk all the way.

When we arrived at Mengsa, it was almost eight o'clock in the evening. Qi Yi took a taxi to the outskirts of Mengsa again. When he got in the car, he remembered the mobile phone he had neglected all the way. After he opened it, he found that there was only one signal.

One grid signal also brings WeChat messages and voices that ding dong ding dong.

The driver wearing a braided straw hat thought it was work, and thought to himself: "As expected of Tiantian, he is really a busy person." Yes, he is also Qi Yi's fan, because of the news about saving young people who committed suicide by singing, now everyone in the surrounding countries All types of taxis play "Vision" on loop.

Although they don't understand the language, they can't resist their love for Tian Tian!

But in fact.

It's not a job.

The truth is... Wechat is full of inquiries about love, each person has at least a dozen.

Song Che: I went to your military training place, but I didn't see you. Your roommate said that you took a long vacation. Where did you go?

Feng Huan: No way!Xiaosi, you really want to leave as soon as you say, we are standing under the sun, and the military posture of the 39-degree high temperature station is about to evaporate, envy!

Yu Xiaogang: Did you go to my house?The lotus root noodles are recommended, you must try it!

Xu Jie: What about people?Got it, squeak.

Cao Yuchen: Brother Qi, brother Qi, where are you? QQ

Bai Sanpang: Brother, what did you do again!Song Che said you are gone!And asked where I abducted you again!I am wronged!If you are alive, squeak for me!

Seeing this, Qi Yi replied him: "Zhi".

Exit the dialog and scroll down.

Lu Lixing: Why did you go to Shishi?How can you travel without a bodyguard?Address link, I have booked a hotel for you, wait here, Lawson and the others are on their way.

The latest one was just posted: Why did you go to Midian again?

Bai Yiyang: What about the agreed high score?I have started the live broadcast, and I have been waiting for you for a day.

Short name: The promised first album celebration banquet! ?Why are people gone again?

Xi Zhenyan: I suggested to the property management that that kind of lunatic will not come in next time.

Ji Chu: I have listened to the album, it is very good.Photo with album 1.jpg Photo with album 2.jpg

Fu Chongming: Student Qi is very popular. Several students have inquired about my place.

Luo Ning was the most frantic, and sent more than 30 WeChat messages in a row: Fuck!Where are you now! ? ! ?say!Otherwise, how can I tell the police?Said to sleep and no one is gone?

In fact, he just woke up and didn't see Qi Yi who was supposed to be obediently lying beside him. He thought that his skills were not good enough, so he specially posted a post on the forum, "When I woke up, my boyfriend disappeared. Is there something wrong with my skills? It's very urgent to wait online." While waiting for the reply from the netizen, he made a phone call to Qi Yi, and after more than a dozen calls, the phone was turned off, and only then did he become really anxious.

Wei Lanjun also sent a text message, only six clean and concise words: I heard you are gone?

This rumor is well-founded. On the day when the Hai Restaurant incident happened, the rock singer Yu Tunfei and Ouzhi President Uno have not recovered their sanity. The police did not find any suspicious drugs in the dishes and tableware. Qi Yi, as one of the close contacts One, they should be interrogated now, because the police team in charge of the case called Wei Lanjun on the last words Qi Yi left, and Xiao Zou checked again...he has already left the country! ?

In normal times, a student who didn't have a good class and ran to Midian suddenly would make people associate with absconding with a guilty conscience, but it was Wei Lanjun who suppressed the matter with all his strength.

However, he would not take the initiative to tell Qi Yi what happened.

The young man flipped through the news, and for some reason, suddenly thought of what Luo Ning said that day, grouping people with similarities into one group makes it easier to distinguish.

In fact, it is too busy.

Qi Yi hooked up more than a dozen people in a row, but he forgot to Baidu before the operation, because the business was unfamiliar, the grouping became a group...

"……Hold!"

explosion.

What's even more explosive is that after he finished pulling the group, the signal of the first grid was completely switched off, and the signal could not be received.

作者有话要说:感谢在2020-10-2700:00:00~2020-10-2723:55:00期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: The other party is typing..., Aunt, come quickly, Meng An, as a fairy;

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 20 bottles of Yijian Qing'an; 15 bottles of Olala;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

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