Dressed as a scumbag, I do the attack with tears in my eyes

I'm cold.

To be precise, my body was completely cold.

The man who hugged my body expressionlessly, the brother who grew up wearing the same pair of pants as me.

Although, I don't know why he stole the corpse from the hospital morgue in the middle of the night.

In view of the fact that he stuffed a black card into my left breast pocket during the day, he looked disgusted: "Want to pay off the debt? Clean your ass and sleep with me. Huh?"

Conscience of heaven and earth, my idiot brother has either been time-traveled, or his mind is broken.

In the dead of night, alone with a ghoul, I still couldn't help but choke fate's throat: "Is there anyone? Pervert——"

After a long time, God finally gave me a reply slowly.

The tone was very cautious: "Excuse me... are you a straight man?"

A green hat with a nose and eyes (this is not derogatory, but a fact) greeted: "You... hello, I am the big white goose of the internship system of the Slag Attack Alliance. Excuse me... are you straight?"

"Straight man?" Pointing to the brother with a pair of panda eyes, I sneered and clenched my fist: "Did you see? I would rather bend than bend."

The light of the green hat flickered, and he breathed a sigh of relief, and said seriously: "Do you want to be resurrected? I can help you, as long as you join the scumbag alliance..."

"No." I interrupted the cuckold, "I'm not interested. It's fun to be a ghost."

The street lights were dim, and the brothers threw the man who seemed to be asleep into the back seat of the car, and the light drove away.

I was about to catch up with the wind, but the green hat blocked the way, and its voice was very excited: "Why? Resurrection! How many good opportunities the dead can't ask for!"

"I owe a whole lot of debt, and I have to repay the debt while I'm alive." I spread my hands, "It's better if I'm not dead yet."

What's even more exasperating is that my brother wants to sleep with me during the day.Damn, he dared to steal my body at night.Turned into a demon, he couldn't swallow this breath until I was scared to death!

"Come on, don't get in the way with the green hat."

"Call me a big white goose!" The green hat snapped on my head, cursing, "It's running out of time! As long as you join our alliance, this system will not only revive you, but also pay back the money for you?"

"Then..." Touching the hat on my head, I ignored the weird green light...it feels soft and nice: "That's a good feeling."

Smiling, I reached a consensus with a green hat.

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In an empty green room, the green hat preached to me in a very solemn manner:

Nowadays, scumbags and cheap shouwen are rampant.The protagonist who is true, kind and beautiful will never give up on the possessive scumbag.

Even after derailment, domestic violence, verbal abuse and various physical and mental injuries, the protagonists will eventually soften their hearts because of Slag Gong's bitter tricks and a few tears, abandon the loyal dog Gong who has no complaints and no regrets, and entangle with Slag Gong for a lifetime to achieve a HE ending.

These abusive articles have caused serious damage to the hearts of innocent young readers, and they can no longer believe in love.

The Slag Attack Alliance is a systematic organization born of the sincere will of countless people eager to abuse the Slag Attack.Their only mission: to assist the host to penetrate into the "scumbags and scumbags" texts, transform the sadomasochistic love into a sweet emotional line, and give young readers a wonderful reading experience.

Let the protagonists no longer "the scumbags abused me thousands of times, I treat the scumbags like first love", and successfully exchange hands with true love.

Let the scumbags cry bitterly, doubt life, betray relatives, and die alone!

The cuckold seriously made his final statement: "Anyway, I abuse the scumbags physically and emotionally, and I will abuse them in whatever way."

I closed the novel "The Gold Master's Thick Thighs", and my eyes hurt a little: "Actually, I am a straight man, and I am not very suitable for the world of two men's love play."

"Brother, I have a problem." The cuckold cried with snot and tears, and the whole hat was wet: "My first host was a sleazy little gay. He fell in love with scumbags in suits. I can't even get up under my pants. I don't do my job properly and rolled on the same bed with slag Gong. This gay guy also invites the pure and kind protagonist to be kind... Enpi! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ——The abuse of scum deserves a negative number, the alliance deducted all my bonuses, and even the regularization was delayed infinitely, and I was the only intern employee who came in at the same time, wow wow—”

"Miscarriage... Miscarriage? Your circle really knows how to play." I shook my goosebumps and wrung out the water for the cuckold who was crying and belching, "A miracle of science."

"It's a small thing to have a bisexual child." The cuckold's eyes were shining, and he leaned on my head persistently: "You are a straight man, and you will definitely be able to resist the temptation of scumbags! Abuse him!"

I straightened my hair before letting the cuckold move in: "Actually, why don't you buy the copyright of scumbag novels and adapt them into cartoons, movies, and TV series that abuse scumbags. Modify the plot as you like. Or just spend a lot of money." Buy the author for a price and write a comfortable BE ending. Why bother to create a novel world and let me travel to the novel world to abuse scumbags?"

"Well, let me think about it..." The green hat on his head fell silent.The room began to change colorful lights, and suddenly there was a crash sound, and then the world was as dark and quiet as a chicken.

"Hey...the green hat," I patted my head, but the hat didn't respond, like a green hat.

"Green hat? Little green green? Have you thought about it yet?" There's no way, I'm afraid of the dark.Grabbing the hat, I put it by my feet and stepped on it meaningfully a few times.

"Hey, why am I here?" The hat that had been silent for a long time began to glow green, and it wobbled and flew to the top of my head, nestling comfortably on it. Let's go across quickly!"

The cuckold was extra excited, I resisted the desire to catch it, followed it and shouted the slogan: "Scum attack, we are the most professional!"