Dressed as a scumbag, I do the attack with tears in my eyes

Bai Lian's complexion changed: "Straight man... you?" He patted the pillow as if hearing a big joke, and indulged in the soft insistence in his words, "Okay, at least let me get closer to you. As a straight man, you won't be afraid Let's lie in the same bed with the same sex."

The green hat messed with my hair: "Woo... The protagonist's happiness value has dropped again."

It's not that I haven't slept with anyone.I played live guerrilla warfare on the island for three days in high school, and I even lay on the same lawn with my idiot brothers.

Now the rejection seems to have lowered my head, I gritted my teeth and jumped onto the bed to stretch my arms and legs, "Who is afraid of whom? Don't make any wrong decisions. See, the fist the size of a sandbag."

Bai Lian was obviously disappointed: "Gays are not hungry, don't think of me as a pervert."

The sad voice of the green hat, Ai Ai: "Be nice to the protagonist, don't bully him. The happiness value drops to -60, and the task will automatically fail. We will be forced out of this world."

Liar, Bai Lian likes Zha Gong so much, I always feel that he is uneasy and kind.

The green hat asked repeatedly, so I gave Bailian a quilt, and said righteously: "Pure sleep, don't touch your hands."

"It's all up to you." Unexpectedly, this kid smiled and got into my bed, pressed against my arm and rubbed his hands: "I'm afraid of the cold, let's cover it together." His watery eyes blinked, reddish The nostrils fluttered slightly, as if looking for a light breath between breaths.

The young man who obviously smiles easily finds it hard to understand that the happiness value of negative numbers is at stake.The green hat said that negative happiness means bottomless despair.How do you smile when you are sad?

I folded my arms and moved to the side of the bed, warning Bai Lian with a tigerish face: "Don't move your hands or feet."

"You're so funny!" Bai Lian burst out laughing, rolling on the bed with her stomach in her arms.After tossing enough, he wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, and said seriously, "I believe it. You're not Zha Gong, he definitely wouldn't have these funny expressions."

"Hey, what are you laughing at?" I barked angrily, "He's so perverted, I don't want to learn from him."

"Yes...you are different from him." Bai Lian laughed enough, and he propped his head to look at me carefully, "These days you and Ling Cheng are together? During the day, I... Well, Zha Gong used my body to represent Deal with the dissatisfaction of country F. The important transaction line is broken, and they want an explanation. Zha Gong solved several veterans of the Lingcheng gang, and many people want Ling Cheng's life. Don't get too close to him."

"It's a pity," I pulled up the quilt, "Ling Cheng's fate is very hard, and it's not so easy to die." Ling Cheng's life is the biggest help for my mission.

Listening to the sound of the rain, I tried my best to ignore Bai Lian's burning eyes: "Aren't you sleepy? Your body will be tired too."

Bai Lian seemed reluctant to close her eyes, and smiled softly: "It's like a dream, being with you..."

"Hey, what are you laughing at?" I hid away, "It's so disgusting."

The people around me didn't answer for a long time, so I raised my eyes to see the young man slowly showing a gentle smile, with vivid eyebrows and eyes that are cleaner and more beautiful than the moon.

"I've practiced for a long time. Zha Gong likes me smiling like this the most." Bai Lian's eyes were sly, "He's asleep. Let me see it, so you can satisfy your hunger."

Zha Gong really liked Bai Lian's inadvertent smile, and couldn't help but break the white crane's wings and keep it in a circle, petting Gao Jie's figure to be tainted with his own breath.Bai Lian had many possibilities, and Zha Gongyang's little star became a label he couldn't take off.My heart felt like someone had punched me, and it hurt sorely.

A mosaic of memory fragments appeared uncontrollably in his mind, Zha Gong's lower body looked like a dog smelling meat, and he raised his head on time. "You can like anyone, why do you only like him?" I turned around in embarrassment, cursing the fucking faulty time travel.

"I don't know," Bai Lian seemed more confused than me. "The first time I saw him, a voice told me that it was him."

I rubbed the goosebumps on my arms: "Then you should blame the author."

Bai Lian didn't seem to listen to my words, she worried alone: ​​"If Zha Gong can't return to his body, will there be any bad consequences?"

The half-cooked green hat is happy to answer: two souls share the same body, they have different strengths, and sooner or later one of them will be squeezed out and perish.

I told the truth, Bailian was extra nervous.I have no choice but to reveal the secret of the green hat: its strength is too scumbag.If the task is completed, the energy obtained is enough to help Cha Gong return to his body.

Of course, I have some reservations. In fact, if I fail the task, I will be kicked out of this world.

Bai Lian was very conflicted, he didn't want to hurt Zha Gong and make him suffer so much that he lost everything.He even tugged at the corner of my clothes lightly: "If possible, can I give my body to him?"

Looking at Bailian's clean smiling face, I can only sigh: "You are really crazy!"

Bai Lian thought I agreed, she couldn't hide her sincere happiness from the corner of her eyes, and her happiness value instantly increased to +30.

I almost suspected that I was dazzled, did he think of sacrificing himself long ago?As expected of three years in the entertainment industry, mere acting is no longer a problem.I am too naive to be serious with the love brain.

After a sleepless night, when I woke up, I was facing Bai Lian's face with a half-smile, and something hard was pressing against my lower abdomen.Zha Gong's iconic sperm upper body excited smile: "I haven't tasted myself yet."

Following "I Fucked Myself", Zha Gong is determined to stage "I'm going to fuck myself"?

What's this supposed to be...perverted.