as always

It was another night in the dead of night. At this time, all human beings should be fast asleep, including Cheng Lin and Yu Yange.

Suddenly, there was a "click", and there was a slight sound in the silence.Cheng Lin, who was prone to awakening, felt it immediately. He opened his eyes in the dark night and listened intently.

After the soft ringing, there were a series of small voices, and the faint sound of footsteps.It's just that the sound was too soft. If it wasn't for Cheng Lin's poor sleep quality, it would be easier to wake up, otherwise he wouldn't be able to notice it.

After listening carefully for a while, Cheng Lin was sure that a thief had come in.He sat up from the bed and glanced at Yu Yange beside him.

Although they now live in an urban area, the lights are brightly lit at night, but in the middle of the night, the street lights in their community will be turned off on time, leaving the whole community in real darkness.Fortunately, the moonlight was bright tonight, and Cheng Lin opened the curtains to let the moonlight shine in.His eyesight was already relatively good, so with the help of moonlight, he could still barely see things in the room.

Pushing Yu Yange, the latter woke up in a daze, Cheng Lin leaned over to his ear and whispered: "Be quiet, there are thieves."

Yu Yange, who was still a little sleepy, immediately woke up after hearing this, and after listening quietly for a while, he also sat up from the bed.Cheng Lin put the glasses in his hand, and Yu Yange rubbed his eyes and put them on.

The two looked at each other, but they couldn't see the expression on each other's face clearly because of the darkness.

"Pho, don't worry, I will protect you." Yu Yange and Cheng Pho have been together for a long time, and the structure of their brains has begun to be different. At this moment, they are still in the mood to joke.

Cheng Lin gave him a disdainful look, but now that the lights are dark, and Yu Yange's eyesight is not good, [-]% did not see his disdain.After realizing this, Cheng Lin also whispered, "Really, then how do you plan to protect it?"

Yu Yange thought about it seriously, then leaned close to Cheng Lin and said mysteriously, "I'll pretend to be a ghost to scare him."

Cheng Lin almost laughed out loud, and then he said solemnly: "We really don't have any props here, what the hell are you going to pretend?"

Yu Yange thought for a while, "It's too difficult to hang a ghost. It's too late to prepare for hanging on the beam. Impermanence in Black and White is easier, but I don't have such a long tongue, and the two of them usually come to make fun of me." , not scary at all."

Cheng Lin also nodded at the side, and then suggested: "Why don't you pretend to be a female ghost, the ghost movies on TV are all played by women, what is Sadako, the thousand-year-old female corpse in "Tomb Raiders Notes". After a pause, Cheng Lin continued, "Let's just take the thousand-year-old female corpse. The props are also very simple, a big white cloth and a small black cloth. The big white cloth is used as clothes, and the small black cloth is used as hair. You don't need to show your face."

"Then why don't you talk about forbidden women?" Yu Yange was amused by Cheng Lin's string of words, and said with a smile, "Its props are simpler, a piece of black cloth is enough, who calls it naked. "

"It's not good for forbidden women. If you are naked, you will reveal your gender. Maybe there are male forbidden women." Cheng Lin shook his head and teased.

"Who can see clearly what's going on in the dark." Yu Yange argued with some lack of confidence.

"I can't see that you are still an exhibitionist." Cheng Lin said a little tepidly.

"Pho, are you jealous? I made you very upset by exposing yourself in front of others?" Yu Yange hugged Cheng Pho with some joy.

Cheng Lin snorted, and said firmly, "Don't be so smug, you can strip naked and run outside naked. Don't worry, you're not the first one anyway, and you won't be on the headlines."

"You two are crazy." Suddenly another voice came, which made Yu Yange and the two of them wake up from the increasingly unreliable conversation.

Only then did they realize that the voice of their conversation was getting louder and louder before they knew it, until it had caught the thief's attention.So instead of running away, the thief sneaked up to their bedroom door to eavesdrop on their conversation?

"I think you are the one who is sick!" Yu Yange reacted at this moment, and said angrily.

The thief also felt that he was really unprofessional. Not only did he not steal anything, but he also participated in their conversation. He must be sick.So he said harshly: "By the way, you are too poor, you don't even have anything of value."

"I'm really sorry that we are so poor." Yu Yange was about to be blown up by this thief.

"It's my bad luck, there will be a period later." The thief outside the door seemed to stand up.

"Goodbye." Cheng Lin said.

Yu Yange always felt that something was wrong, and he exchanged glances with Cheng Lin, both of them laughed.Then Yu Yange turned on the light and said, "Is he gone?"

"Take a weapon and have a look?" Cheng Lin suggested, then handed him a chair, walked to the door by himself, Yu Yange raised the chair above his head, and nodded to Cheng Lin.

Cheng Lin opened the door as quickly as possible, and Yu Yange yelled and rushed out of the room. Well, it was bright outside the door, and there were no ghosts, only a wide open door was left, silently declared something.

Yu Yange put down his chair, sighed, and said, "This thief is really the weirdest one I've ever seen. He dared to laugh at us for being poor. That's fine, he just walked out the door in a f*cking manner." Arrived In the end, Yu Yange couldn't help but swear.

Cheng Lin also came out from behind the door, looked at the open door and murmured, "Why is it different from the script on TV?"

The two were complaining about the thief, but they didn't expect that the thief was also complaining about the two of them.In fact, the thief was quite normal at first, but he only heard a sound at that time, and wanted to make sure that the owner of the house was awake, and then he was fascinated to eavesdrop on the conversation between Yu Yange and the two, so in the end The result is that he, too, has become abnormal.

After closing the door, Yu Yange looked at the sky outside, but it was still pitch black, so he dragged Cheng Lin to go to sleep.But after such a fuss, the two of them couldn't fall asleep.Then they started chatting, and they talked about the thief again.

Yu Yange said: "According to my inference, that guy's voice is still very young, it should not be much louder than ours."

Cheng Lin shook his head in disapproval, and came up with a very convincing reason to retort: ​​"The voices of many young protagonists in Japanese anime sound very young, but the voice actors who dub them are all uncles."

In order to convince Yu Yange more, Cheng Lin gave him an example: "The voice of Sasuke in "Naruto" is very young, but the voice actor is already over 40 years old." Seeing Yu Yange was a little shocked, Cheng Lin Lin continued, "And the voice of Naruto is a woman."

Yu Yange's eyes widened completely, which was incredible.Cheng Lin was very satisfied with Yan Ge's expression, and said with a smile: "So you can't judge a person's age or gender based on their voice, and people with good voices generally don't look very good."

Yu Yange glanced at Cheng Lin with a smile, and said, "But Lin, I think your voice is very nice."

Cheng Lin glanced at him angrily, and said angrily, "There are always a few exceptions to everything."

In exchange for Yu Yange's loud laugh, of course, Yu Yange's laugh was unceremoniously kicked off the bed by Cheng Lin.It's just that Yu Yange, who was kicked out of bed, still didn't forget to tease him, "Lin'er, this is also the first time I've been kicked out of bed."

Although Cheng Lin's expression could not be seen at this time due to the weather, Yu Yange could be sure that Cheng Lin's face must have turned red because of these words.