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We ate at a small stone table by the playground.

Although Pan Yuxin could understand that his parents were indeed busy, every time he saw such a scene, he still felt a little jealous.

"What are you looking at here?" A hand was placed on his shoulder.

Pan Yuxin saw the smiling Jiang Huan as soon as he turned his head, and couldn't help being a little surprised why he appeared in his school at this time.

"Think about it, I haven't seen you for two weeks and I've come home. I'll reward you with something to eat." Jiang Huan held up the thermos box.

At that time, Pan Yuxin really had a sore nose, and he spoke more artistically. Under the setting sun, he actually felt that Jiang Huan was so handsome and his words were so gentle.

"Why are you in a daze?" Jiang Huan pushed the fugue child back.

Looking back at Jiang Huan many years later, Pan Yuxin gave himself a sip in his heart. This damn is not gentle, but a cunning and poisonous tongue.

"Is there class tomorrow?" Jiang Huan asked.

"No, it's only on Tuesday." Pan Yuxin felt happy when he thought that he could spend the whole day at home tomorrow, "Yeah, I can sleep in."

"so."

Looking at Jiang Huan's calculating eyes, Pan Yuxin suddenly had a bad feeling, and sure enough——

"I'm going to work tomorrow, so tomorrow's three meals will depend on you."

Pan Yuxin: "...I won't!"

"Stop." Jiang Huan patted him on the head, the old god was there, "There is nothing a smart person can't do."

Pan Yuxin: "..." If you don't agree, isn't it a disguised admission that you are an idiot?

Speaking of which, it's not that Pan Yuxin doesn't know how to cook as he said. On the contrary, his cooking skills are still very good. He was forced by Jiang Huan to cook by himself during the summer vacation after the college entrance examination.

At that time, Jiang Huan also used the same sentence "There is nothing a smart person can't do" to arouse Pan Yuxin's competitive spirit.

Facts have proved that Pan Yuxin is not stupid, the first time he cooked something decent.

Pan Yuxin thought at the time that the stories in the novels where the sugar and salt were indistinguishable were indeed nonsense.

After taking a walk and taking a shower, Pan Yuxin played games for a while and went to the living room to watch TV. When Jiang Huan came out of the room and pushed him back to the room, Pan Yuxin was free to pick up his phone.

Seeing that the group was discussing the update of the blank space again, Pan Yuxin could only silently say in his heart that the ghost is still there.

Originally, for him who was afraid of ghosts, he would not take the initiative to read such horror novels, but now, in order to find out the little blank tail, Pan Yuxin decided to overcome this problem.

So he took the downloaded update and ran to the next room, and lay down on the bed next to Jiang Huan.

"There is a charge for night chat." Jiang Huan pulled the quilt away by a corner and stuffed the person in. "Additional fees will be charged for other services."

Pan Yuxin: "..." What other services do you have?

"Look at this, and tell me the plot after watching it." Pan Yuxin pretended not to hear him, and pushed the phone over.

Jiang Huan glanced at the phone: "What is this?" After looking at it for a while, he frowned, and then he looked at the person next to him with clear eyes, "Oh~ you are afraid."

"No, my eyes are tired and I don't want to look." Pan Yuxin said calmly with a quick reaction.

"Oh, that's good, I'll read it to you." Jiang Huan also looked serious, "Chu Jing squatted dead..."

Pan Yuxin hastily covered his mouth, so the gloomy tone is trying to scare people to death!He flattered and said, "Brother, it's good to just give the outline. If you talk too much, I'm afraid you'll be tired. When you're tired, my heart will feel bad." That tone seemed genuine.

Jiang Huan smiled and said, "It's okay, I'm not tired, don't worry, I must let you know every detail."

Pan Yuxin: "..."

So Pan Yuxin was forced to listen to a gloomy bedtime horror story, and Jiang Huan was especially able to grasp every scary place, and then amplify the horror effect. As he said, Pan Yuxin must experience every detail.

Pan Yuxin was too frightened to go back to his room, so he pretended to be sleepy and slept on Jiang Huan's bed.

After turning off the light, Jiang Huan almost laughed out loud as he held the hand that was tightly gripping the corner of his clothes.

When Jiang Huan woke up the next day, he was empty. He sat up and smiled. It seems that today's breakfast should be pretty good.

"What is this?" Jiang Huan was taken aback. Who could tell him what the black thing in front of him was? It didn't look like it could be eaten.

"Rye porridge." Pan Yuxin also sat down, "My latest research."

"How new is it?" Jiang Huan looked at the porridge dishes and seemed appetizing, but why does this porridge look like it was used to feed mice?

"Just now." Pan Yuxin said as a matter of course, "It's delicious, I tried it." He looked as if he would regret it if he didn't eat it.

Jiang Huan: "..."

Instead of talking nonsense with him, Pan Yuxin directly fed a large spoonful to Jiang Huan's mouth.

Jiang Huan: "..." The taste is really good, with a strong rice fragrance.

"Is it better to grind rye into flour?" Pan Yuxin was very proud of his innovation, "Hahahaha, the day when I become a generation of kitchen gods is just around the corner."

"Very good, my chef." Jiang Huan continued to eat breakfast calmly, "It's up to you to show off your cooking skills in the future, boy."

Pan Yuxin: "..." Will you die if you don't play tricks on others?

After Jiang Huan went to work, Pan Yuxin idly lay on the sofa and browsed the forum. It didn't matter if he didn't read it, it was big news, and it was about himself.

If someone likes you in this world, there will naturally be someone who hates you. No matter what the starting point is, the same is true on the Internet.

"818 Network Matching Your Most Hated Behind-the-Scenes" - the title itself is very attractive, after all, 818 can most arouse people's gossip, and there are too many posts about Ba CV, suddenly such a Ba others Yes, naturally everyone wants to get involved.

The host first expressed implicitly that he could not understand the unspoken rules of hugging thighs and stepping on other people's superiors, and then began to insinuate that the thighs behind the scene are very thick, and he looks like a scheming bitch, and finally speculated about this Behind the scenes, even the three-dimensional is not clear about the thighs, it's just a shameless green tea.

Fuck?It's a pity that the current trolls don't write Mary Su Gou Xuewen, Pan Yuxin complained.

xL: The host is talking about puppets?

xL: Damn it, so explosive?A woman actually relies on her body to be superior? Does Two-dimensional need to be so serious?

xL: A group of idiots don't explain, do puppets need to hug their thighs?I don't even look at how big my face is, the puppet's historical drama is full of praise even from outsiders!

XL: Oops, last time on Weibo @豆湿病妈 was called a male god, there is no bird in soy milk, okay?Isn't this hugging the thigh?

XL: [Screenshot] I'm here to slap the face upstairs. At the beginning, Soymilk took the initiative to @勃木 said to look forward to his drama, okay?

XL: Do you really take it seriously?

Xl: [Screenshot] You can clearly see the one who said the puppet hugged Liu Bai's thigh earlier, and Liu Bai himself said that he was hugging the puppet and sitting on the sofa. Who is hugging the thigh?I have long seen that blank space is not pleasing to the eye, but I didn't expect the fans of blank space to be even more disgusting.

……

Inexplicably, the fans of the three parties quarreled like this.

When others were worried that the puppet zombies would be troubled by such things, one of the parties involved, Pan Yuxin, still watched with gusto...

Sixteen, snatch people

818, of course, spread quickly, and the other two parties also saw it.

Blank: Did you find out that I hugged my thighs so covertly?

Liu Bai's half-joking and half-clarifying statement on Weibo attracted a lot of fans shouting in the comments not to act cute casually. I didn't expect that Liu Bai, who usually doesn't care about world affairs, turned out to be such a funny statement.

Of course, there are also many cp fans shouting words like being together, and jokes about blank space and puppets naturally emerge in endlessly, which further confirms that the two are "having an affair" in private.

Soymilk Soup: The scriptwriter for the second issue has to cover me up.

The clarifications of the two parties did not have too many words, but they both expressed one meaning-they are very good friends with the puppet in private.

Puppet Zombie: Oh, I'm a man.

Pan Yuxin didn't explain anything, just a simple sentence.

Pan Yu felt a little regretful in his confidence, he hadn't seen enough gossip, how could he come out and clarify it so quickly!It just so happened that someone said that they had seen real people like Liu Bai, and before they could get any more details, the post was deleted, it really didn't take care of the audience!

So the host of the post was severely slapped in the face by the owner.

However, a new round of strife has also begun. Will the puppet be with Soymilk CP, or be left blank? bl is also okay, after all, true love knows no gender.

[Later stage] Bai Satang: So, who do you like better?

[Screenwriter] Puppet Zombie: ...

[idle person] Ye Duan: same curiosity

[Idlers] Leave blank: Come to my arms, little screenwriter!

[Screenwriter] Puppet Zombie: ... I remember that the author is not in this group!

[Planning] Golden Snake Man Dance: →_→ Some people say that they actively joined the group in order to attract men

People: ...it's such a big gossip to take the initiative to join the group or something!

[Idleman] Soy milk soup: Soak me?

Crowd:  …

[Idleman] Soymilk soup: That's not acceptable.

Audience: ...It's ok not to pant when you speak!

[Screenwriter] Puppet Zombie: I don't agree, I don't agree!

[idle person] Ye Duan: What's the matter with you→_→

[Screenwriter] Puppet Zombie: Because Liu Bai does not seem to be a good person, maybe all kinds of strange things will happen like the novels he wrote~

[Idlers] Blank: Oh?Is it?You have to remember this well.

Does this mean to threaten?Pan Yu thought confidently, hum, just remember it well, and I’m afraid