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"Pan Yuxin put all the responsibility on Jiang Huan, "You can handle it yourself. "

"Just wear it, I wish they all knew you were in charge." Jiang Huan grabbed his hand to play.

Pan Yuxin withdrew his hand, with an expression of not wanting to be touched by you: "Touch and collect money. I don't know who is more attractive? Your two groups of fans must want to eat me."

"I want to eat you more, so I won't give it to others." Jiang Huan bit his cheek.

On Weibo——

Golden Snake Manwu: Knowing a shocking secret, I can't hold back, how to break it, urgent, online and so on.

XL Puppet Zombie: Don't Say It!

XL: Looking upstairs, it turns out that this secret has something to do with the Corpse University [laughing]

……

Pan Yuxin raised his forehead, he was acting stupid again.

[-]. Swimming

For those who can't swim, swimming is a terrible nightmare, but for those who can swim, it's the opposite, especially for those who have a lover, he must love swimming very much, after all, this is a sport that can A sport that "communicates" with the person you like with your body.

In early winter, when people began to wear thick coats, Pan Yuxin was so excited that he wanted to go swimming. It was a good thing to call it exercise, but how could Jiang Huan not know the real purpose?

For the purpose of reminiscing about the old days, Jiang Huan agreed to the proposal to go swimming on weekends, of course the swimming pool must be kept at a constant temperature.

There are not many people who are willing to go out in this cold weather, so there are only two customers in the swimming pool, and they pay the entrance fee for two people to enjoy the private service.

There was a curtain in the changing room, and Pan Yuxin, who had changed his clothes in advance, shivered. It was really cold, and this damn winter was not suitable for swimming at all, but he was relieved when he thought about eating someone's "tofu" later.

Catching footsteps, Pan Yuxin sneaked up to Jiang Huan's changing room.

Seeing the feet under the door curtain slowly approaching, Jiang Huan knew who it was without guessing, he secretly smiled, this kid wanted to play with him, he was still young.

Hehe, it must be interesting to xixiong as soon as the door curtain is opened, Pan Yuxin thought a little ws, his expression was even a little hideous, after being molested so many times, it will always be his turn this time, right?

Just as Pan Yuxin opened the door curtain quickly, a large bath towel came over his head and covered his face, and then a pair of strong arms hugged him, preventing him from tearing the towel open. move.

"I picked up a little pervert." Jiang Huan said with a smirk, poked the waist of the man in his arms, and sighed softly in his heart, "How should I punish it?"

"Punish him to eat a whole family bucket by himself, and make him fat." Pan Yuxin raised his hand positively.

Jiang Huan kicked the man out and said, "You are so beautiful."

The two of them fought and fought and finally came to the pool. After finishing the warm-up, they got into the water one after another.

"Oh, this water temperature is a bit like cold bath water." Pan Yuxin couldn't help complaining.

Jiang Huan: "..." What's the matter with the feeling of not wanting to swim?

"Oh, your expression now is like drinking cold bath water." Pan Yuxin continued to disgust him, "How does it taste?"

Jiang Huan chuckled, and when Pan Yuxin was not paying attention, he pushed the person into the water, and watched the person struggling in the water with a sneer.

Caught off guard, he was choked up a few times: "Who...you fouled, huh...you are so perverted, it really is my true love!" Pan Yuxin was panting after struggling, and he did not even think about the theory, so he just did it directly. Why don't you be so rough? !

"Oh, you are like a young man who was dragged into the water by a water ghost, a young man who survived the catastrophe." Jiang Huan counterattacked coolly.

Pan Yuxin: "..."

Pan Yuxin: "..."

Pan Yuxin: "..."

So the young man who survived the catastrophe dragged the damned water ghost and died together.

Pan Yuxin hugged Jiang Huan with both hands and feet, and pressed down heavily. Not to be outdone, Jiang Huan held down the troublemaker in his arms with his backhand, and ate tofu with his hands up and down.

"Ahem... I won't play with you anymore." Pan Yuxin got a lot of water in his nose, "Let me go as promised, and if I catch up with you, I won't be your little baby anymore, huh."

Facing Pan Yuxin with red eyes, wet lips, and water droplets all over his body, Jiang Huan felt that he couldn't control himself. He had to tell a ghost story to calm down at this time.

"I remember a story about a swimming pool." As expected of a good cv, Jiang Huan lowered his voice at this time, deliberately creating a gloomy atmosphere.

In fact, there is no need to create, the environment here is quite gloomy. After all, there are only two people in the huge swimming pool, the water is slightly cold, and Jiang Huan's breathing still touches Pan Yuxin's face from time to time.

Pan Yuxin had goosebumps all over his body. He was about to cover the man's mouth, but Jiang Huan grabbed him, and then pinned him against the wall by the pool, trapping him with both hands.

"There are two people. They are very good friends, and they are very courageous. They like to find some abandoned factories, schools and so on to explore. This time they explored in a different place than usual, a swimming pool that has been abandoned for a long time."

"I don't listen..." Pan Yuxin collapsed, and he agreed to swim?Can you let the swimming pool play its original function?

Ignoring his interruption, Jiang Huan continued: "The swimming pool is dilapidated. Naturally, there is no water in the pool, but there are large and large stains on the wall of the pool. I can't see what color it is in the dark room. The window is transparent. The passing light seems to be covered by something, and it becomes less bright."

Brother, I know your voice is very nice, but I don't seem to hear you talking now!Pan Yuxin tried to cover his ears, but his hands were held down.

"So they turned on the flashlights. The steps to get into the water were rusty, but there was nothing obvious other than that. After shaking the flashlights, friend A felt a little bored."

"Hey! Let's go back." Jiang Huan suddenly raised his voice, and Pan Yuxin also shook, "Friend A said that he wanted to ask B to go back, but when he turned around, there was no sign of anyone."

"Turning back again, A actually discovered that the pool was starting to fill with water. Oh, no, blood was flowing out."

Afraid that he didn't have enough room for imagination, Jiang Huan specifically explained here: "Do you still remember the movie "Ghost Ship" we watched, just like the swimming pool there, it was full of blood."

Jiang Huan breathed out in a timely manner.

"Ahhhhh!" Pan Yuxin hugged the man tightly, "I want to go home, oh-oh-"

"Don't you want to know what he saw in the blood?" Jiang Huan looked excited.

Pan Yuxin bit his chin: "I want you, I want you."

Jiang Huan took a breath, he could feel someone making small movements underwater.

Swimming was a waste of time, because they rushed home and clapped their bodies. (Hey→_→Gu, what the hell have you seen too much?)

Afterwards, Pan Yuxin beat his chest and stamped his feet. It’s a hell of a boyfriend who likes to tell ghost stories, especially the kind who likes to blow air next to your ear while telling ghost stories!

"I really hate ghost stories." Jiang Huan took the phone and read out the child's new Weibo, "It's so dangerous, I'm telling ghost stories."

"Is there a difference?" Pan Yuxin was lying on the bed too lazy to move, God knows he just wanted to lie still, but someone wanted to stimulate his nerves.

"Hmm." Jiang Huan thought for a while, and said, "Most ghost stories are based on imagination, while ghost stories are real stories that have been polished."

Pan Yuxin: "..." You might as well not say it.

"Baby, I thought of another one. Let me tell you a bedtime story." Jiang Huan's eyes lit up, and a story was polished again.

"Oh, oh, help, who can take this pervert away!" Pan Yuxin collapsed.

When the two were fighting and fighting, there were a lot of gossip posts on the Internet. After all, the combination of Liu Bai and soy milk was too abrupt. It felt like a couple who were supposed to be rivals in love had an affair. Well worth the 818.

People familiar with the matter said hehe, who of you would have guessed that they didn't have a leg at all, but they attacked themselves?

And the birthday of Soybean Milk Silly Mom is approaching, and even more surprises are waiting to explode more diving parties.

Twenty, end

Jiang Huan's birthday came as scheduled, and Pan Yuxin struggled for a long time without deciding what gift to give, not because he didn't know which one to choose, but because he wanted to send everything suitable to him.

Sure enough, liking someone is just wanting to hold good things in front of him.

As a master on the Internet, the birthday song party of soybean milk soup is inevitable, but Jiang Huan guessed that he had other arrangements on his birthday, so he chose to hold it early on the weekend.

The friends in the circle on weekdays must definitely come to join in the fun, and there are two other hosts, namely Ye Duan and Bai Sha Tang.

"Two days ago we were still thinking about the emotional entanglement between Soybean Milk's silly mother and Liu Bai's silly mother. We didn't expect someone to come to explain our confusion tonight." As soon as Ye Duan said this, the public screen echoed. Bai and Shida had an affair, or Soybean Milk and Shida were the official match. Unexpectedly, they were slapped in the face by Bai Soymilk, a pair of curious CPs.

When two attacks meet, there must be one attack?

"Eh? I didn't see Liu Bai's silly mother's vest." Bai Shatang is obviously an insider, but he is playing tricks, "Could it be that they want to fit together?"

Audience: The fit is really good!

"Huh? Do you want to see the blank space?" Jiang Huan also pretended to be surprised. Originally, he was thinking of using the two vests to tease Pan Yuxin, but the ghost had already guessed that it was him, so he deliberately didn't say anything. Waiting for him to take advantage of himself after dropping his vest.

"Oh, everyone is so enthusiastic." Ye Duan looked at the attention who appeared begging for a blank space, and smiled secretly, "Do you want to be satisfied with soy milk?"

Soy milk: OK

Replied a sentence on the public screen, and then everyone was surprised to find that their Soybean Milk Silly Mom was offline!

A: Is it disconnected?

B: Card out?