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Jiang Huan, you are a tyrant, you bastard, there is a kind of one-on-one..."

It's just that the disparity in force was too obvious, and before he could finish cursing, Jiang Huan held his head with one hand, and he could only murmur.

Thinking of this, Pan Yuxin couldn't help laughing out loud, cursed the tyrant secretly, and their destination had arrived.

Pan Yuxin was a little surprised, it turned out to be the house they rented before.

After Jiang Huan went abroad, Pan Yuxin moved out of the house, and everyone left. What's the point of living by himself besides adding to the sadness?

"I bought it." Jiang Huan said, explaining Pan Yuxin's surprise.

"Ah?" Pan Yuxin really jumped, what?Do you want to be so generous?

The house was still the same as it was two years ago, and every piece of furniture was in the same position as it was then, which made Pan Yuxin's nose sour for no reason.

"Put away your shoes after you take them off, how many times have I told you?" Jiang Huan frowned and helped him put them away, just like back then.

"Just put it on." Pan Yuxin's answer was the same as before.

The two looked at each other with a smile after speaking, and the two years did not alienate them.

Jiang Huan bought the vegetables early in the morning, and now he only needs to process them, while Pan Yuxin is bouncing around helping in the kitchen.

Uh... a disservice.

"Yuyu, you are so pitiful, you will be eaten soon." Pan Yuxin pretended to cry and poked the fish's body cheaply.

Unexpectedly, the frightened fish jumped out of the water basin with a flick of its tail, jumping non-stop.

Pan Yuxin ran after the fish all over the kitchen, but unfortunately the fish was too slippery for him to catch. In the end, Jiang Huan caught the fish and knocked him unconscious with the handle of a kitchen knife before he stopped.

"Poor, isn't it? Heh." Jiang Huan sneered, "You must not eat it tonight. By the way, the chicken is also very poor, so you don't want to eat it either."

"Don't." Pan Yuxin burst into tears, "I'm still developing, I'm still a child, you can't be so cruel!" That tone seemed to be that of a "Cinderella" abused by a murderous brother

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"If you can't cry, I'll beat you." Jiang Huan said calmly. After so many years of fighting wits and courage with the child, he had already found a way to cure him.

Pan Yuxin: "..." He accused someone of his tyrannical behavior with his eyes, humming.

For the sake of his own stomach, Pan Yuxin had no choice but to stop fighting and go to the living room to play with himself, commonly known as self-entertainment.

The Q group is full of gags every day, and Pan Yuxin, who is bored, just goes to pass the time.

[Screenwriter] Puppet Zombie: Hello everyone.

[Later stage] Boy's face: the male god is good

[idle person] yoyo: good.

[Idleman] Bai Granu: Be good?

[Planning] Golden Snake Manwu: ...the two upstairs started to die again.

[idle person] yoyo: It's the weekend, everyone, let's sing at night.

[Artist] Mask: The puppet seemed to say that it was going to sing again last time.

[Idle People] Chaoge Yexian: Anyway, it's not just you singing.

[Planning] Golden Snake Dance: I agree.

[Artist] Mask: Damn, I'm helping you for your welfare, so you're doing this to me? ! (#‵′)convex

[Screenwriter] Puppet Zombie: I didn’t bring my computer home, la la la

[Idlers] yoyo: excuses, vulgar excuses.

[Screenwriter] Puppet Zombie: Well, I don't have a voice.

Crowd:  …

[Later stage] Boy's face: I now believe that the male god is a funny comparison...

[Screenwriter] Puppet Zombie: La la la ha ha ha ha ha

[Idleman] Ye Duan: It must not be my illusion, why do I feel that the Corpse University is not normal today...

[idle person] yoyo: he has been abnormal→_→

[Screenwriter] Puppet Zombie: Xiaoduanduan~ It’s not good to speak ill of me, Yoyo, you haven’t paid back the meal money you owe me╭(╯^╰)╮

[idle person] yoyo: ... Where's the agreed senior love?Did you agree to invite me?

[Screenwriter] Puppet Zombie: I repent, you come to bite me?

[idle person] hehe: Brother, I went to X University to do some business today, and I happened to see you getting into a man's car.

Everyone changed their tone and said "oh", very gossip.

However, Pan Yuxin is a person who does not play cards according to common sense. If he wants to, it is not a problem to gossip everywhere. I think that when he was an undergraduate, he didn't necessarily listen carefully in class, but he was very good at talking nonsense when he was called by the teacher to answer questions.

[Screenwriter] Puppet Zombie: Ah!You actually saw it.

Others thought that he was amazed by being smashed, but only those who knew him knew that this was the prelude to nonsense.

[Later stage] Boy's face: [Gossip face] Could it be a boyfriend?

[Screenwriter] Puppet Zombie: No, he is an international friend. He came from the far west and wanted to spread Western culture, but I am a loyal patriot. How can I let him say some fallacies to confuse our people? What about the soul?

[Screenwriter] Puppet Zombie: He just happened to get lost, and he happened to find it

I came to ask for directions, so I pointed out the bright direction to him.

[Idleman] Bai Granose: Where is the direction of light?

[Screenwriter] Puppet Zombie: Of course it's my home.

People: ...you really can't listen to his nonsense!

"Kids wash their hands and eat." Jiang Huan brought the soup to the table and called Pan Yuxin to wash his hands and serve the meal.

After Pan Yuxin filled the meal, he took another empty bowl to put the soup, not because he nourished his stomach, but because he loves soup very much, every meal must have soup, if he eats at home, he can drink several big bowls.

As a competent foodie, Pan Yuxin is not a picky eater, he can eat anything, and everything tastes delicious. In the words of the elders, seeing him eat so deliciously makes his appetite improve.

After a meal, Pan Yuxin couldn't say a few words, because his focus was only on the food, while Jiang Huan put green vegetables into his bowl from time to time. As a carnivore, Pan Yuxin's chopsticks The target was always meat, so Jiang Huan had to manually help him balance his diet.

"Go wash the dishes, don't try to be lazy." Jiang Huan pierced Pan Yuxin's wish to escape.

"Tsk, I knew I should eat noodles." Pan Yuxin complained, Jiang Huan cooked a table full of dishes today, and there must be a lot of dishes to wash, and he completely ignored the so many dishes he ordered while making complaints .

"Oh? That's right, we'll eat boiled noodles every day from tomorrow." Jiang Huan smiled calmly.

"No, no, the noodles I mentioned are just one of the snacks!" Pan Yuxin quickly changed his words, he knew that Jiang Huan might really let him eat boiled noodles in clear water for a long time.

Taking advantage of Pan Yuxin's idle time while washing the dishes, Jiang Huan poked on the mobile phone whose green light kept flashing, and coincidentally saw Pan Yuxin's foreign friend's remarks.

Heh, he really dared to say that this damn kid really deserves more and more beatings.

That night, everyone was happy to find that the blank "Mirror Effect" had been updated...

Seven, molesting

"Go take a shower." Jiang Huan pushed someone who was lying on the sofa like a snake after washing the dishes.

However, someone continued to poke the phone as if he didn't hear it.

"Yuxin?" Jiang Huan changed it to kick this time, but someone was still indifferent, "Pan Yuxin!" This time, the tyrant finally took someone's mobile phone.

"Hey, give me back, I'm chatting with someone else." Pan Yuxin jumped up instantly, trying to get back the phone, but he couldn't.

"What did I just say? Repeat it." Jiang Huan had a cold face, as if he would beat someone if you couldn't answer.

Pan Yuxin didn't pay attention to what he said just now, but now seeing that the situation is not right, he quickly changed into another smirk: "Hey, damn, it's my fault that I didn't hurt you, right?"

Jiang Huan instantly got goosebumps, and vaguely wanted to spit out the dinner.

"Oh, you go take a shower first, and then lie on the bed obediently, and the master will pamper you later." Pan Yuxin continued to disgust him, and then snatched back the phone while he was off guard.

Jiang Huan: "..."

[idle person] Ye Duan: Huh?Why is the puppet missing?

[Idleman] Bai Granu: Was eaten by the mirror?

The reason why Bai Granang said this is because the puppet escaped while chatting just now, and it was because the puppet was eaten by the mirror, because the update of the blank was talking about the mirror killing people.

[idle person] yoyo: oh ~ which "eat"?

[Artist] Mask: The one with the clothes off?

[Screenwriter] Puppet Zombie: ...

[Screenwriter] Puppet Zombie: Can you stop thinking so big?Obviously I went to appease my little shou ()

Audience: ...Who on earth has a big brain hole!

Although Jiang Huan really wanted to wait on the bed for someone to come, but in fact it was just joking, he would not easily abduct someone into bed before he knew Pan Yuxin's attitude.

After taking a shower and saying good night to each other, the two went back to their respective rooms.

Pan Yuxin, who was lying on the bed, couldn't sleep. He vaguely felt that his brother who hadn't seen him for two years was different, but he couldn't tell the specifics. He only knew that there was no estrangement between the two of them because of time.

But what Pan Yuxin cares more about is what Jiang Huan has experienced outside in the past two years, and why he suddenly left without saying goodbye.

When he wrote back at that time, he only said that he would explain himself when he came back. Recently, he was so overwhelmed by the joy of his return that he didn't even think about asking. Now that we are in the same room, those questions popped up again.

Nima, I really want to go to the next door to have a long talk!

Just when Pan Yuxin was about to act, the phone vibrated.

Soymilk Soup: Have you read the update of the blank space?

Soy Milk Soup: I think you will like this type of novel.

I don't like it!Pan Yuxin scratched the wall, but how could he admit that he was afraid of ghosts in front of the male god?

Puppet Zombie: Haven't had time to watch yet...

Soymilk Soup: I'll show you [text]

Puppet Zombie: ...

I wipe?Is something wrong with the world or is the male god crazy?What kind of trouble is this enthusiasm!

Pan Yuxin didn't want to watch it, especially at night, it simply wouldn't make people sleep.

For the first time he hated his eyes so much,