It's almost like I'm a fairy

The room was silent.

Qi Tianhe twitched the corner of his mouth, avoiding can expose many problems.

Parrot Science Popularization: "Among all life-saving unique skills, only the "Seven Days Sutra" has a low threshold for practice..."

"It's such a low threshold." Qi Tianhe smiled: "Although I lost my nightlife, I am stronger, right?"

Hearing this, the parrot stood up on his knees with its wings clasped, sweeping the tip of its chin from time to time, as if thinking.

Qi Tianhe instantly realized why some people like to keep pets, no matter how bad they are, they can't stand the cuteness. At this moment, the state of the parrot made him choose to forgive.

"If you really want to talk about the reason, practice with your body, the speed will be several times faster." What the parrot said now is not the slightest joke: "I said a long time ago that you have talent."

...a weird talent.

Qi Tianhe was silent for a while, and took out "Folk Stories of Strange Hunting".

"Liu Tianming got it from Zhu Shuse."

The parrot was dormant at that time, and did not hear the conversation between the two. Hearing the words, he immediately jumped aside, and an afterimage was quickly fanned out from the tips of the wings. The speed of turning the pages of the book was unheard of.When he saw the title "Tianhe", Heidou's eyes moved slightly: "Tell me about what happened to you in the bookstore."

Qi Tianhe also realized that this incident was unusual, and he did not omit anything when describing it, and tried his best to retell the fantasy scene he saw in the world in the book.

"My mental state was a bit abnormal at the time. I didn't feel afraid when I saw ghosts and ghosts. Instead, I felt a fresh and friendly feeling."

After hearing this, the parrot thought quietly for a while, checked the book, and didn't feel any residual energy from the game.This conclusion didn't bring it any ease. It's strange that it can't check out any problems that can be brought out from the dungeon.

The atmosphere became serious in an instant, Qi Tianhe took a glass of water and drank it: "Didn't you say that problems that cannot be solved can be put on hold first."

The parrot is particularly paranoid in some ways, and is still examining the strange story.Gradually, the color of its feathers seemed to become lighter than before, and a few of them exploded, with a faint trace of hostility lingering all over its body.

Qi Tianhe realized that the book was weird, so he quickly changed the subject: "What do you think of Zhu Shuse?"

The parrot came back to his senses suddenly, and stepped on the cover with a 'slap': "There is something wrong with this thing, lock the drawer first."

Praying for Tianhe to follow suit.

"Very powerful, higher than most players." The parrot answered the question just now, and commented without interest.

Qi Tianhe: "I mean her attitude towards her two younger brothers."

Zhu Shuser must have some sincerity towards Zhu Zhaoyu, otherwise he would not have given Zhu Zhaoyu a heart mirror under Yu Yu's torture, but after Zhu Zhaoyu was out, according to the parrot's description, the other party was not too big touch.

"I really have it, and I mostly use it." The parrot said lightly: "She will definitely attract the attention of the wizard when she enters the game, and she should have thought that the wizard will attack the two stupid brothers, but even so, let them play the copy."

Qi Tianhe shrugged: "Even if you don't want to, there is nothing you can do, the game will force you to give up."

The parrot said what he ignored: "Team props."

Qi Tianhe was slightly startled.

Parrot: "It's safer to bring people around with team props."

Qi Tianhe thought for a while, and it was true: "So she deliberately used her own brother as a bait. The news that the witch general heard was what Zhu Shuse wanted him to hear."

The parrot nods.

Qi Tianhe recalled the copy in the movie theater, the witch general sent two men down, but he didn't take action himself, which proved that he didn't take Zhu Zhaohe seriously, so there was a contradiction.

"Wizard General is a smart man, but in order to catch Zhu Zhaohe, he specially gave his men props [painting the ground as a prison]."

It is difficult to measure the value of props that have been personally certified by the parrot.

"The news released by Zhu Shuser cannot be all false," Parrot said, "That's why Zhu Zhaohe was forced to ask at least six parts of the truth. How to extract the true part depends on the witch general's own ability."

Feeling sorry for these people.

Qi Tianhe doesn't like intrigue, otherwise he would have inherited the family business long ago.Thinking about it again, he still bears the title of a returnee, and he will be among this group of people in the future, so he can't help worrying:

"I don't know much about the game yet, what if something goes wrong in the conversation?"

Parrot: "When someone asks your opinion, answer 'what do you think' in unison; when someone asks you to charge forward, just sneer; when you encounter a problem that cannot be solved, just look at him calmly and don't say anything."

"..." Why are you so proficient?

The phone rings.

Qi Tianhe was taken aback: "My dad?"

After connecting, a familiar voice came from the other side: "You haven't been home for a long time."

Qi Tianhe explained: "I had to go back last week, and some things were delayed."

"Are there any clients tomorrow?"

Qi Tianhe: "No."

"Come back for dinner tonight, your mother has been thinking about you for the past two days."

Qi Tianhe hadn't answered yet, there was only a beep on the phone, and he came out of the dungeon. He actually wanted to rest for a day before going back, but the other party didn't give him a chance to speak at all.

"Let's go." He picked up the car key, saw that the parrot seemed too lazy to fly back to its head, and went out with it in his pocket.

This point happened to catch up with the peak period, and after a long wait, it was almost eight o'clock when I got home.After not coming back for a while, Qi Tianhe couldn't help standing at the door and took a deep breath, his heart filled with indescribable intimacy.

The praying mother was very happy to see him, and talked a lot. The point is that the work can be postponed, and the matter of finding a partner must be put on the agenda.Qi Tianhe went to the cabinet to take out a bottle of red wine, and temporarily escaped from his mother's nagging on the grounds that he wanted to drink two glasses with his father.

Other boys can also talk about career or sports with their father. Qi Tianhe and his father are good at two fields, and they are not interested in sports competitions. The daily conversation is quite brief.

After thinking for a long time, I finally choked out a sentence: "Why did you think of calling me today?"

The praying father brought over a box.

"This is……"

"I don't know who sent it at noon." He casually placed a plate of peanuts in front of Qi Tianhe.

"I do not……"

"Give it something to eat." The praying father glanced at the parrot in his son's pocket.

"Oh." Qi Tianhe was about to hold the parrot out when he suddenly thought of one thing, who would feed the parrot peanuts?Before thinking deeply about this question, he was distracted by the next words.

"I think it's written urgently on the box, it should be something important."

The sender was 'a fire in winter', Qi Tianhe got up calmly to find the scissors, deliberately avoiding his father's sight to open them.

In such a big box, there is only a small rug in it.

With a slight touch of a finger, the information automatically pops up:

[Magic Carpet: three-person team props.

How to use: Stand on the blanket at the same time, say 'Magic Carpet Take Me Fly. ']

Team props?

Qi Tianhe wondered why the well-behaved bandage man suddenly sent him props. He searched the mailing address on the Internet and found that it was a large garbage dump.

"..." Even if you make up an address, at least use dim sum to make it up.

Putting away the carpet, when he turned around, he saw the parrot looking at his father carefully, Qi Tianhe realized that something was wrong.

Praying father: "It seems to be stuck eating peanuts."

Feeling that the parrot could not make such a low-level mistake, Qi Tianhe went over to check it.The parrot made a swallowing motion, as if it was really choking on the front.

Seeing this, he felt that it was necessary to control the parrot's diet.

After drinking two glasses of wine, Qi Tianhe went back to his room early to rest.As soon as I touched the pillow, I felt exhausted instantly, and within 2 minutes of closing my eyes, I fell into a deep sleep.

Swish, Swish.

In the middle of the night, there was a strong wind blowing outside, and Qi Tianhe was woken up. He saw the branches shaking wildly outside the window, and turned around to continue sleeping. Under the moonlight, a colorful patch came into view... The parrot lay quietly on the pillow On the other hand, it didn't show up often before. With the "energy replenishment" in the game, the overall state seems to be much better.

Qi Tianhe considered whether to cover it with a small handkerchief, but finally didn't bother to get out of bed, and directly shared his quilt.

Slowly closing his eyes, sleepiness hit him again.

Swish, Swish.

Qi Tianhe opened his eyes suddenly, making sure that it was not the sound of the wind, let alone the movement of swaying trees, and even the source of the sound was in his room.He sat up and looked around, but didn't see anything particularly scary.

Lie back with a sigh of relief, the slight drunkenness caused by drinking before going to bed disappeared in an instant. Qi Tianhe didn't know if it was the sequelae of intensive dungeons in a short period of time, and his mental state was very tense.This time he kept an eye out and pretended to be asleep, with his eyes squinted from beginning to end, so he couldn't see it unless he looked carefully in the dark.

The wind became louder and louder, and after an unknown amount of time, the strange rustling sound reappeared, and Qi Tianhe remained motionless. This time he finally noticed something strange in the room...it was the table.

A pen stood on the table that no one had used for a long time, and that pen seemed to have an autonomous consciousness, writing intermittently.

Qi Tianhe's throat twitched, and he pinched his palm hard to make sure it wasn't a dream.

Could it be that he entered the dungeon unconsciously?

In order to prove this guess, Qi Tianhe tried to summon the corpse dog, but the corpse dog did not appear.

Gently pulled off the corner of the quilt, and communicated with the parrot as usual, but the latter slept soundly and couldn't wake up at all.

The pen wrote faster and faster, as if very excited, suddenly the tip of the pen turned half a circle with a heavy pause, until it was aligned with the direction of Qi Tianhe.

It found me.

Qi Tianhe held his breath.

The next moment a pen appeared in front of him, with the tip pointed at his forehead, and Qi Tianhe was wondering if the pen would stab straight down, when a drop of ink suddenly leaked from the pen tip, Qi Tianhe gently swept his lower lip with the tip of his tongue... Yes The smell of blood.

After dripping a drop of ink, the pen fell on the quilt without any further movement.

Qi Tianhe tried to reach out and get out of the night light beside the bed, and the moment the light was turned on, the tension eased a lot.

"Wake up." Qi Tianhe rubbed the parrot left and right.

Eyelids moved twice, and the parrot finally opened his eyes: "It's dawn?"

Qi Tianhe: "It's not dawn, but I almost got cold."

The parrot's gaze sank instantly: "What happened?"

Qi Tianhe picked up the pen on the side: "This is the smart pen brought out from the dungeon."

The parrot has an impression: "You mentioned that the bookstore owner threw it over at the end."

Qi Tianhe nodded.

The smart pen is the key to unlock the dungeon, and it will be taken out of course. He carefully put it in his coat pocket before going to bed.

"Just now this pen wrote on the table by itself."

Knowing that he would not joke about such things, the parrot flew over, saw the things on the table and said, "It's not just pens."

Qi Tianhe walked over, but he was not tall enough. When he was lying on the bed, he didn't find a book on the table. The pages of the book were new, without a single word.

..."Folk Adventure Stories".

Because he felt weird, he didn't bring it with him before going home, and locked it in a drawer.

Qi Tianhe was silent for a moment: "This is already a supernatural imagination...why did it appear in reality?"

The parrot was silent for a moment: "Log in to the forum."

Qi Tianhe pressed the center of his eyebrows: "I almost forgot."

He was startled by a pen at night, and the exhaustion that had not been relieved in the dungeon was now doubled, which made his condition a bit poor.

There are people posting on the forum 24 hours a day, and one post was sent exactly 1 minute ago.

"shock!Download a dungeon with a friend, but the friend is gone? "

This is the host, and I’m talking about a very scary thing. The team entered the game, and the friend died early, and the dungeon ended today. When I came back, I realized that he had been missing for several days.

Qi Tianhe flipped through the comments and said with emotion: "This kind of post can still be posted."

Parrot: "Although the forum has strict review standards for posts, they only focus on authenticity."

Qi Tianhe shook his head: "This is the drawback of machine review."

"..."

Sighing, Qi Tianhe grabbed the parrot: "It's late, go to sleep."

The sound of the wind had subsided, and it was raining heavily outside. The sound of the rain helped to sleep, and Qi Tianhe rubbed his pillow, and he was about to fall asleep.

The parrot seemed to know him again: "Can you still sleep?"

Qi Tianhe yawned: "Otherwise? It seems to be a problem with the game, not mine."

It didn't take long for the voice to fall, and the breathing gradually became even.

I fell asleep until eight o'clock, and woke up full of energy.Qi Tianhe opened the door and found that his parents were already sitting at the dining table.

Seeing him, praying mother smiled: "I had a good rest, when I came back last night, my eyes were still bloodshot."

After washing, Qi Tianhe pulled out a chair and sat down: "Rainy days are suitable for sleeping."

Father Qi gave him a slightly complicated look, as if he was also puzzled by the same question... how could he fall asleep?

The only thing the game teaches Qi Tianhe is to enjoy life in time, even if it is the end of the world, he can still eat the last supper gracefully.It was a rare and pleasant day. He was considering whether to invite a friend to go fishing together. The game prompt sound came at an especially inappropriate time.

Qi Tianhe paused in mid-air with his hand holding vegetables. If I remember correctly, he only released the dungeon less than a day ago?

[Flower Market: Difficulty SS level Background introduction: You and your friends made an appointment to go to the flower market on weekends, but you soon discovered that the customers and bosses in the flower market were very strange.

Survival goal: find your lucky flower.

Tips: 1. I heard that flowers are related to zodiac signs. 2. Shop around to help save money. 3. There are a lot of people on weekends, so be careful not to get separated from your partners.

Entry time: one o'clock in the morning.

Participation method: put a rose on the pillow. ]

SS class?

The corner of Qi Tianhe's mouth twitched, and it's not the way to eat like a fat man.

Not sure how many days this dungeon will take. After dinner, he insisted on going back because of work, and prayed for his mother to deliver it to the door, muttering, "Why did I come back one day and then leave again?" '

Qi Tianhe promised that next month he would spare time to take annual leave to be with his family before he was released.

On the way, the parrot looked at the rear mirror, praying mother was still standing at the door and did not go in, said: "Your parents are very good to you."

Qi Tianhe laughed: "Dear parents, can you be okay?"

The smile disappeared at the next crossroads: "I'm struggling with the S+ copy, and the chance of surviving this time is slim."

Speaking of which, I suddenly realized what happened. Thinking of the rookie who was eliminated in the copy of the movie theater, I realized: "I am the cannon fodder dropped by the game?"

Parrot once said that the game occasionally puts rookie players into high-difficulty dungeons as a buffer to give other players a chance to breathe.

The parrot shook its head up and down: "This is likely to be the case, otherwise the player will not be able to connect to the dungeon. Before entering the dungeon, pay attention to whether you have received other information."

Qi Tianhe pondered: "Do I have to disguise myself?"

Died as soon as he entered the dungeon, the false veil of the returnees who spread out must not be lifted in an instant?

Parrot: "Some players tried to make up and change their appearance before, but they still look the same when they enter the game. Unless there are specific camouflage props, they can be used in and out of the dungeon."

Qi Tianhe pursed his lips, deeply envious of the bandaged man.

Parrot: "If you're lucky, you can make a simple disguise if you don't encounter other players immediately after entering the dungeon."

"Is there enough time?"

The parrot is ruthless: "Just cover your face."

"..."

Passing by a flower shop, Qi Tianhe stopped to buy a bouquet of roses, and the first thing he did when he returned to the house was to re-lock "Folk Stories of Strange Hunting", praying that there would be no more moths in a short time.

Half a day passed quickly, during which Qi Tianhe logged into the forum several times, and found that the post had disappeared, probably deleted.Useless communication posts are prohibited in the forum, and he has no way of knowing other people's thoughts.

Before going to bed at night, according to the requirements of the game, put roses beside the pillow.

In line with the principle of supplementing a little sleep, Qi Tianhe went to bed before ten o'clock.

Time passed by, the pointer on the wall stopped at one point, the fresh rose petals withered little by little, and the game prompt sound woke up the sleeping Qi Tianhe:

[After five seconds, you will automatically enter the dungeon. It is detected that there is a big difference between your qualifications and the difficulty of the dungeon. If you fail this round, you can be exempted from punishment. ]

Qi Tianhe woke up instantly.

Sure enough, he was cast as cannon fodder.

……

The buzzing sound kept ringing in my ears.

Without opening his eyes, he slapped his hands reflexively, and Qi Tianhe caught a glimpse of scarlet stains on his palms, indicating that the mosquito had been slapped flat.

There was a mobile phone and loose cash in his pocket, and it was three fifty in the afternoon.

Qi Tianhe looked around and saw the flower market behind him. He stood at the door, as if he was waiting for someone.

Not sure when the other players would show up, Qi Tianhe ran to the opposite market to buy a silk scarf, covered his face very technically, then asked the boss to borrow the scissors, cut a few times while the other party was stunned, revealing Eyes, nose and mouth.

"..."

If it hadn't been confirmed that there was no bank nearby, the boss could not wait to report the crime.

"The sun is so hot that I'm afraid of getting sunburned."

The boss saw that the young man was indeed whiter than ordinary people, and he must have paid much attention to this aspect.

When he returned to the gate of the flower market, there were already seven or eight people standing there. When he saw the 'mummy' walking towards him, one of the short-haired men looked at the number seven on the back of his hand with disgust, and said speechlessly: "A make up number." Yes, make it look like you can't see anyone."

This person has a bad temper at first glance, Qi Tianhe glanced at him, and didn't see anyone he knew for the time being, so he decided to omit the setting of 'dumb': "I'm afraid of getting sunburned."

In an instant, someone laughed wildly, Qi Tianhe turned his head and saw a girl with a bright smile: "I am also afraid of the dark, but I am more afraid of death."

In addition, not far away stood a man who was wandering away. He and two other people should have come in in a team, and occasionally said a word.The remaining one stood under the sign to hide from the sun. He had severe burns on his body, and the normal skin color could not be seen on his entire arm.

The burned man said, "Can I go in now?"

The short-tempered Cun Tou retorted, "What's the hurry, there are still three people who haven't arrived yet."

Qi Tianhe raised his eyebrows. The other party's words were either given by the game alone, or observed through other details. The possibility of the former is unlikely, which proves that the tantrum's mind may be very delicate.

"What are you looking at?" Cun Tou glared at Qi Tianhe.

That's what it feels like!

Since entering the game, Qi Tianhe has never enjoyed the treatment that a rookie player deserves, and at this moment he actually feels a strange sense of refreshment.

"Brother, this is the first time I've played a book of this difficulty, please take me with you."

Cun Tou impatiently told him to roll away.

Qi Tianhe stepped aside cooperatively, as quiet as a chick.

After downloading dozens of dungeons, he still has some ability to know people by inch. He clearly saw the sincere joy in the eyes of this person after being reprimanded, as if he was enjoying it.

"……"grass!Where did the little pervert come from?

"That rookie, buy me a bottle of water." Someone ordered Qi Tianhe again.

The weaker a person is, the easier it is to be stepped on.

Veteran players are not interested in bullying a rookie, but some people like PUA, completely control the opponent, and use it as a shield at critical times.

Qi Tianhe Chick nodded like a pecking rice: "I'll go now."

He ran away like a gust of wind, and when he came back, he handed over his hands, as if asking for credit: "Ice, relieve the heat."

From the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a new player who had arrived while he was away, and the smile on the corner of his mouth gradually disappeared... The familiar sick face, excessively pale skin, who else could it be if it wasn't a witch general?

Looking at each other, Qi Tianhe knew that the disguise had been seen through, and he should have given up the dumb persona for the sake of convenience if he had known earlier.

The witch general looked at him very strangely, and the short-tempered cut head pulled Qi Tianhe back suddenly: "That's Yong Ye's head, don't mess with it. If you want to die, try a few death rules, it's worth it out."

Qi Tianhe hadn't gotten out of the role-play just now, subconsciously thanked him again and again.

He played the obedient look to the extreme.

Wu Jiang didn't lead any team members, he entered the dungeon alone, and in the past 5 minutes, two more people walked in from a distance, both of whom were unfamiliar faces.

"It's so hot, don't suffer from heat stroke." The boss who does business by the door poked his head out and beckoned them to go in and have a look around.

The NPC's words imply that the dungeon is ready.

The witch general was the first to take a step forward, Qi Tianhe decided to end this failed disguise, and took the initiative to say hello, just opened his mouth, unexpectedly, the witch general passed by him without squinting and went straight into the flower market.

For the rest of the time, the wizard will deliberately keep a distance, as if he can't wait to get rid of the relationship.

"..."

What's the matter, do you think he's embarrassing the returnees?

The author has something to say: Qi Tianhe: What do you think of me, a rookie?

Wu Jiang: ...Don't say we know each other, thank you.