Daily life of cat villains

Xu Zhe didn't know why, so he also laughed along with him. After laughing, he lowered his head, picked and picked at the food on the dinner plate, and pushed all the things he didn't like. Very cunning.

His body is not a peach blossom at all.

The guests ate and drank, and seeing that it was almost dawn, someone couldn't help asking: "Isn't the auspicious time here yet? Why don't you go to welcome your relatives?"

The person next to him said: "Brother, I don't know. My wife is an ordinary woman. Her father, old man Liu, must be married as a human wedding. Your Majesty is kind enough to allow him, so we have to wait until dawn to welcome the bride."

That person might be a wild ghost with insufficient knowledge, unable to show up in the sun, sighed, "That's too unfortunate, I can't see it."

Xu Zhe also cooperated with the whispered conversation over there and suddenly realized.

Huang Qilang asked: "You don't know either?"

Xu Zhe shook his head, "My father didn't say anything."

After solving the doubts in my heart, the hall full of ghosts and ghosts continued to eat, drink, and laugh loudly.

A person sitting not far from Xu Zhe said, "I heard something funny."

Others were curious: "What's the matter? Let's hear it?"

The man said: "There are bandits rampaging in Teng County and Ze County. Later, they were recruited by the government. They were afraid that they would become bandits again, so they were treated better than ordinary people. When ordinary people conflict with these robbers, the government will always favor them. Later, some people committed crimes and pretended to be robbers, and the government must first find out who is the thief, and then decide the case."

"What's so funny about that?"

"I haven't finished talking yet, why are you in a hurry." The man said: "Later, the government office was troubled by foxes, and went to the county magistrate's daughter's room every day. The county magistrate invited a Taoist priest to do it, caught the fox in a bottle, and prepared to burn it." Kill him. Unexpectedly, the fox shouted 'I am a thief' in the bottle!"

After hearing this, all the monsters laughed.

The monsters have no sympathy and rely on their strength to speak.The fox, who claims to be a monster, obviously has a low level of cultivation and his brain is not very good.Ordinary monsters, either practice peacefully and don't provoke humans, or, like the Peach Blossom King, marry other people's daughters by force, and the old man can't help it.

Huang Qilang also laughed, but Xu Zhe didn't understand.

He asked Huang Qilang, "Is that fox dead?"

Huang Qilang said: "There is no way to survive, of course he is dead. He can't really steal the household."

Xu Zhe asked, "Why is it impossible?"

Huang Qilang had a headache, waved his hand, and continued to drink, "You will know later."

Xu Zhe said "Oh", and suddenly thought of something, "Are you a weasel?"

"..." Huang Qilang choked on the wine, coughed for a while, and glared at him, "How am I like a yellow man?!"

Xu Zhe didn't know, so, "Is Huang Pizi a weasel? I haven't seen it before, but I think the weasel's surname is Huang, and your surname is also Huang."

Huang Qilang lost his temper without him, and said in a bad temper: "You remember, I am a fox, and our family is named Huang, not a weasel."

Xu Zhe nodded quickly, "I remember."

Seeing that Huang Qilang didn't seem to want to talk to him, Xu Zhe continued to eat vegetables, but he still had a lot of doubts. He lowered his head for a while, and looked at Huang Qilang secretly for a while.

Huang Qilang was so tired and panicked for him, he showed great mercy: "What do you want to say, just say it, I won't kill you."

Xu Zhe smiled embarrassedly, "Does that dead fox know you?"

Huang Qilang pointed to a graceful woman next to the Peach Blossom King and said, "Do you know that Peach Blossom Demon?"

"I don't know." Xu Zhe said, "Thank you, I understand."

Huang Qilang was so drunk that his eyes were foggy, and he leaned lazily on the chair, "Don't come out alone in the future, you will easily be beaten to death."

Xu Zhe was sincerely grateful: "Thank you for your concern, but I also want to experience myself."

Huang Qilang: "..."

Finally, when it was daytime, the Peach Blossom King took his men down the mountain to pick up the bride.

As a relative, Xu Zhe was also promised to go there with him, saying that he wanted to see the world.

Huang Qilang felt that it was exciting to watch, so he followed behind.

Liu Taigong lives in Taohua Village at the foot of the mountain, not far from Taohua Mountain.

The little demons used the tricks to restrain the demon lines and horns, and made their appearance look like human beings, walking ahead to open the way.

The Peach Blossom King is wearing a groom's robe and riding a tall horse. He restrains his banditry, is full of vigor, and looks radiant.

The little demon carrying the sedan chair was dressed neatly, following behind the Peach Blossom King, no different from ordinary people.

Xu Zhe was wearing his thin thin clothes, and was walking next to King Peach Blossom's horse... Speaking of clothes of this color, Li Yuanji also wore them.I don't know why, but Li Yuanji's body is particularly unscrupulous, and being worn by Xu Zhi, it complements each other, adding a bit of innocence and harmlessness.

The firecrackers exploded in front of them, leaving behind a lot of red paper and the choking smell of gunpowder.

Xu Zhe wrinkled his nose uncomfortably, and saw Huang Qilang suddenly appeared among the pedestrians watching the excitement on the side of the street.

Huang Qilang made a gesture, and Xu Zhe felt his head was slapped, and the discomfort disappeared immediately. When he looked up, he saw the Peach Blossom King on the horse smiling slightly at him, and then continued to look ahead.

It was only when they reached a dilapidated small courtyard that the welcoming team stopped.

There was an old man standing at the gate of the yard. I don't know if he was too old or he was frightened, his body trembled from time to time.

The Peach Blossom King dismounted from his horse and said bluntly, "My lord father-in-law!"

The old grandpa responded, and hurried over, wiping the tears from his eyes with his sleeve, "The king is here, and my daughter has been waiting for a long time... Sigh."

The Peach Blossom King knew that his actions belonged to the robbery of civilian women, so he was not surprised by the old man's expression, and he didn't care if he could get blessings. His heart was full of that delicate little girl in the room, "The lady is inside? I'll go right away, can't Let the lady wait longer."

The goblins booed for a while.

Xu Zhe wanted to follow along, but was grabbed by someone.

"What are you going to do? Don't spoil the king's good deeds."

Xu Zhe stayed where he was, very puzzled: "What good thing?"

Huang Qilang finally squeezed through the crowd and came to Xu Zhe's side.

The little demon who grabbed him just now smiled wretchedly, "Of course it's that kind of thing, if you don't understand, why not try it today and keep it for you to understand."

Huang Qilang said coldly: "He is from Bihua Mountain, if you teach him badly, not to mention Bihua Mountain, even the Peach Blossom King will not let you go."

The little demon was a little scared, and said coyly: "It's a big day, it's just a joke, what are you doing seriously?"

Huang Qilang looked around the room, and said to Xu Zhe, "Let's go elsewhere first, it won't end here for a while."

Xu Zhe was about to follow him, when suddenly there was a loud noise, the door burst open, and a bright red figure rolled out, and upon closer inspection, it was the groom's official!

The faces of all the monsters changed.

Then I saw a bald man wearing a wedding gown coming out of the house. The slender wedding gown, with its round waist and big arms, made people unable to bear to look directly at it.

Xu Zhe recognized it. This bald head was the great monk he had met before.

The monk held a Zen stick in his hand, which looked heavy, and he could hear the rustling wind when he waved it.

He lifted it up and smashed it, King Peach Blossom immediately spat out blood, and begged for mercy repeatedly: "Strong man, spare your life, strong man, spare your life, I will never dare again!"

Could it be that this is the legendary transcendence?Xu Zhe opened his eyes slightly, and looked at them without blinking.

The monk said angrily: "Snatch the women by force? Let's see if you dare."

The Peach Blossom King has no manners at all, "Don't dare, never dare again."

Seeing the king being humiliated, the little demons dare not go forward.The monk waved his staff again, and the Peach Blossom King fell silent, turning into a pink and tender peach blossom.The little demon in the back couldn't maintain its human form either, and turned into wolves, tigers and leopards, flowers, plants and trees. Only Xu Zhe and Huang Qilang were still standing, particularly conspicuous.

Huang Qilang was planning to take Xu Zhi away just now, but he was a little far away from where the little demons were standing, so he was not affected.

"So it's you! You're also a demon?" The monk recognized Xu Zhe, put his Zen stick on the ground, and looked at him and Huang Qilang twice more. The anger of being deceived turned into doubt, "It's strange...you were deceived by them." Captured?"

Xu Zhe shook his head, "I came here by myself, I'm a little demon in a hardened form."

The monk still frowned, stretched it randomly, and stopped searching, "Forget it, you will know later. Get out of the way, the bloody monster next to you is shining in the sky, and has killed countless evils on it. The Sa family will take the place of □□ and save him!"

Huang Qilang was shocked, "Master, please spare me!"

He had seen with his own eyes how the Peach Blossom King was beaten by him. After a few sticks, his life was gone.

Xu Zhe also pleaded for him, "He's a good fox, don't save him."

The monk was unmoved, and when he refused to give way, he shot from the side.

Huang Qilang screamed, turned into his original form and was about to run away, but the Zen stick seemed as big as the sky, no matter where he ran, he couldn't escape.

At this moment, Xu Zhi had a flash of inspiration and shouted: "Don't kill him! He is a robber!"

Huang Qilang: "..."

Monk: "...??"

Seeing that the monk stopped moving, Xu Zhe quickly hugged the fox on the ground, trying to protect him in this way.He said to the monk, "He is really a thief."

The monk was puzzled: "What the hell?"

"Just in Teng County and Ze County, there are a group of strong people..."

Huang Qilang saw that this silly little peach blossom was going to talk about the burglary, so he interrupted him quickly, turning into a human body and kneeling on the ground, "I do bear a life on my body, but it happened for a reason, if the master insists on killing me, can you listen to me first?" over?"

The monk thought for a while: "Speak, Sajia, listen."

Huang Qilang's second uncle, the family lived in an abandoned house in the early years. The foxes never caused trouble and kept the house in good order.

There is another house near the house, and the people in it just moved here, surnamed Lian.Mr. Lian is a poor scholar, often hungry.The second uncle's family was kind-hearted and helpful, and seeing Mr. Lian's literary talents, he couldn't help feeling admiration. He wanted to make friends, so he walked around from time to time to bring him some food, clothes, or books, paper and pens.

The two families got along very well, and two years passed like this.

One day, the second uncle and Mr. Lian drank to Yue and accidentally revealed his identity as a fox.Unexpectedly, Mr. Lian has a deep prejudice against transvestites, and he has always kept it in his heart. On the surface, he communicated quietly, but in reality he planned secretly. In the last fire, neither his aunt nor the fox cub survived, only the second uncle escaped by chance.

Mr. Lian watched his second uncle run away with his own eyes, thinking that the fox would retaliate against him, so he was always trembling.Unexpectedly, ten years later, Mr. Lian married a wife and had children, but he still didn't see any action from him, so he thought it was over like this.

In fact, the second uncle's hatred for him was too deep, and he was not satisfied with killing him directly, but wanted to kill him even more.

It just so happened that at this time the world was in chaos, disputes continued, and uprising common people were everywhere.Huang Qilang was willing to avenge his second uncle, turned into a fortune teller who knew astronomy and geography, found Mr. Lian, and said that he had the talent of an emperor, and he was willing to help him achieve hegemony.

The two have been working hard until the imperial court paid attention to them and sent troops to conquer them. Mr. Lian consulted Huang Qilang to discuss countermeasures. Huang Qilang had already got the news and ran away early.

Mr. Lian was finally arrested and beheaded, and his family was also implicated. No one was spared. The revenge of the second uncle was avenged in this way, but the karma was shared equally between Huang Qilang and the second uncle.

Huang Qilang said: "Tit for tat, he killed my uncle's family, I also killed his family, very fair. If you also want to kill me because I am a fox, then I have nothing to say."

After finishing speaking, he closed his eyes and waited for death to come.

But he didn’t want that monk to be a kind and righteous person. After listening to Huang Qilang’s story, he sighed and helped him up, “I thought monsters were heartless and ruthless, but now it seems that people are even more hateful. I won’t kill you, you go away Bar."

Huang Qilang saluted him as a scholar, "Thank you, Master."

After finishing speaking, she will take Xu Zhi away.

"Wait a minute!" Huang Qilang grabbed Xu Zhe's arm and couldn't break free. He turned his head and turned his head, "I still have questions to ask."

Huang Qilang tried to drag him, "When is it? Is this the time to ask questions? Let's go."

The monk also thought that he still had unresolved doubts, "Wait! Stop."

Huang Qilang was taken aback, thinking that the monk had changed his mind.

The monk said, "You haven't said what a thief is."

Xu Zhe was happy to answer for him: "There are strong men in Teng County and Ze County, and they were recruited by the government..."

Huang Qilang looked up at the sky, very regretful for offending this little peach blossom.