Daily life of cat villains

Huang Qilang took Xu Zhe to meet the elders of the family.

Because Heng Niang was teaching the little foxes, all the nearby foxes came over, and the Huang family was so lively that they could hardly spare any time to entertain guests, so Huang Qilang could only greet Xu Zhe himself.

Huang Qilang brought Xu Zhe here because he was worried, and because he didn't have the patience and confidence to teach him well.Unexpectedly, after arriving, I still have to take care of the children myself.

Huang Qilang took Xu Zhi to his yard, treated him to a sumptuous meal, set up two beds, and with a wave of his hand, the sky darkened, took out paper and scissors, and cut out a It is round, and it turns into a moon when it is thrown above. The two monsters take a rest with their eyes closed while basking in the moon. They are extremely salty fish.

Xu Zhe lay down for a long time, but Huang Qilang didn't make a sound, maybe he fell asleep.

He opened his eyes and looked around, and vaguely heard laughter coming from nowhere, and his heart was about to move.

He got up and lay down, his clothes and cot creaking and rattling.

Huang Qilang said abruptly: "You really want to go?"

Xu Zhe nodded, "I'm a little bored."

Huang Qilang also felt that he was not very kind, so he resigned to his fate and said, "Come with me."

Xu Zhe walked behind him, and asked in a low voice, "Will I not cause you any trouble?"

Huang Qilang said: "It doesn't matter to me..." In case the truth is wrong, the couple in Bihuashan should be the ones who find it troublesome.The sense of justice prompted Huang Qilang to patiently explain the difference between men and women to Xu Zhe, and finally emphasized: "This is the way of the world. If a woman wants to live well, she must please men. As a man, you are also a demon, a secular Marriage is not binding on you, and there is no need to work hard to learn these things."

Xu Zhe nodded ignorantly.

Huang Qilang said: "Just like when your parents got along, you will become a man like your father and marry a wife like your mother."

Xu Zhe thought for a while, his face twisted for a moment, and he sighed for a while: "Then I will be so pitiful in the future."

Huang Qilang: "??"

Xu Zhe didn't say anything more, Huang Qilang didn't dare to continue asking, he was afraid of triggering a certain point of this little monster again, and there would be a lot of idiotic questions waiting for him to answer.

The two of them came to a courtyard in the north. It was very spacious and surrounded by a piece of land full of peach trees. As soon as Xu Zhe came in, he smelled a familiar smell. His eyes lit up, and he couldn't help stretching out his hand after walking under the tree. Touched the buds.

The fox demons gathered near the white jade tables and stools under the pavilion, and a few mischievous ones sat on the high trees.

Seeing Xu Zhe coming, Xiao Cui appeared out of nowhere, and greeted him and Huang Qilang: "This is brought by Uncle Seven himself, so you can't blame me."

Huang Qilang waved his hands helplessly.

Xiao Cui dragged Xu Zhi to go inside, turned her head and said to Xu Zhi while squeezing, "You came at the right time, I was just mentioning you to Sister Shunhua, you must let her see, the Peach Blossom Demon who has just transformed! "

Xu Zhe was dragged in by her staggeringly, and there were a group of girls inside, squatting in the corner like little mushrooms and talking quietly.You can hear Hengniang's words here, and it won't block other people's realization and affect other people's listening.

Xiaocui briefly introduced Xu Zhe: "This is sister Jiaona, this is sister Shunhua, and this is the second sister of the Hu family. He is the little monster brought back by Uncle Seven. Is it obvious at a glance?"

Jiaona looks the youngest, about twelve or thirteen years old, but her eyes are much calmer than Xiaocui's.She smiled at Xu Zhe, she looked very reliable and gentle, but what she said made Xu Zhe's heart tremble.She said: "The whole body of the peach tree can be used as medicine. I don't know if the peach blossom demon who has become a spirit can be used as medicine to cure diseases and save lives?"

Xu Zhe was stunned, "Yes, it should be okay, right?"

Second Sister Hu covered her mouth with a "puchi" smile, and pulled Xu Zhelai over, "Jiao Na was just teasing you, you are a guest of the Huang family, how could you be used as medicine? But Sister Jiao Na is indeed very skilled in medicine, and she recently cured a patient with a surname. Kong's scholar."

Shunhua pressed Xu Zhe's shoulders, and Xu Zhe couldn't help but squat down and grow mushrooms with them.

Xiaocui said: "That Kong Xueli looked at Jiaona with a strange look, he must have secretly promised you, just wait, he will come to ask for marriage in a short time."

Jiao Na sighed: "I am too young, my mother must not agree."

Shunhua also sighed.

Xiao Cui said: "How could such a thing happen? You and Kong Xueli are in love, but you can't be together. But I am involved in marriage with a person I have never met, and I am going to accompany him for five years."

Shunhua said: "Never mind him, stay together if you love each other, and separate if you don't have love, isn't it very simple?"

Both Jiao Na and Xiao Cui shook their heads and did not speak any more.

Second Sister Hu asked Xu Zhe, "Where are you from?"

Xu Zhe said, "My home is in Bihua Mountain."

Second Sister Hu asked, "How's the scenery there?"

Xu Zhe was stopped by the question.The scenery in the eyes of the fox should be different from the scenery in the eyes of the peach demon.At least the Peach Blossom Demon doesn't know how to appreciate flowers.

After all, flowers are a very private part of plants.

Xiaocui said: "Second Sister, you are asking the wrong person when you ask him. Looking at him like this, he is so stupid, he doesn't know much at first glance, how can he tell the difference between good and bad scenery? If you really want to know, why don't you go there yourself Take a look. I heard that Tao'er's cousin will come in a few days, when they go to Bihua Mountain together, you can go with them."

Xu Zhe raised his eyebrows: "Taoer?"

Xiaocui patted his head, "Good boy, you are the only peach demon here, so we won't confuse you."

Shunhua said: "The point is not this..."

Second Sister Hu said: "Forget it. I just asked casually. I didn't think about going there. I have to go home in a few days to pay my respects to my grandfather. I don't have time to spare."

Jiao Na also recovered from her depressed mood, she asked Xu Zhe: "Can you give me some of your hair, or something else, I can exchange it with treasures."

Xu Zhe looked down at the injury on the back of his hand, feeling very sad.

His physique of attracting small animals has not changed. Now that he is done, he can still be used as medicine, and he has no self-protection power.

Jiao Na followed his gaze and saw the wound: "Are you injured? I can help you heal."

After she finished speaking, she spit out a red pill and put it on top of Xu Zhe's head. After turning the red pill three times, Xu Zhe's wound was almost healed.

Xu Zhe was curious: "What is this?"

Xiaocui said: "This is the treasure of our fox demon, it has been cultivated for many years."

Xu Zhe nodded, took off the headband, tapped with his fingertips, cut off a strand of hair, and handed it to Jiaona: "Thank you for helping me heal my injury."

If there is coming and going, he will not want Jiao Na's treasure.

Jiao Na happily took it and thanked him.She took a serious look at Xu Zhe's hair. After leaving her body, she didn't change into her original shape, but still had her hair.Jiao Na lowered her head and sniffed it, and said doubtfully, "This seems to be..."

Xu Zhe said, "Jiaona, can my hair be used as medicine?"

Jiao Na and him looked at each other, seeing Xu Zhe's plea clearly, she didn't finish the sentence, "There is enough aura, much better than ordinary peach branches, thank you."

Several people stopped talking, and Heng Niang's voice came to my ears: "Your left eye is not right, the corner of your eye should be raised up, and the second layer of the upper eyelid should also be brought up, it will be more agile."

A few mushrooms squatting in the corner: "..."

Heng Niang taught the other fox again: "You have chosen too much, what are you doing with your eyes so wide? Look at men, you must not look directly at them, you must look at them, turn them slightly to the side, and look like As I taught you just now, one look can take their souls away."

Xiao Cui suddenly rolled her eyes, looked sideways at Xu Zhe, and asked him: "Hey, man, is your soul still there?"

Xu Zhe: "..."

Second Sister Hu covered her mouth and laughed at her: "It's a good thing you're hiding here, otherwise Heng Niang wouldn't be able to resist beating you."

Xiao Cui snorted twice: "If I am married, I will never please him like this. If he makes me unhappy, I will leave immediately, regardless of whether he is kind or not."

Shunhua clapped his hands and agreed: "That's how it should be!"

Xiao Cui said to Xu Zhe: "When you have a wife in the future, you must treat her gently."

Xu Zhe nodded, "Okay."

The teaching on Hengniang's side came to an end. She said to the little foxes: "What you taught today, you should go back and practice more, and you will be able to master the real 'fascination' over time. There is just one sentence, you should also remember, Relying on men is worse than relying on ourselves. After all, we are different from people, and we don’t need to regard our husbands as heaven.”

Xiaocui said quietly: "After sister Hengniang married a human man, that man married a concubine. Fortunately, sister Hengniang tied his heart. Men are troublesome, they always like the new and dislike the old. They are also human, why can't they How about sticking to one end like a woman?"

Shunhua said: "Women also don't stick to one thing."

Xiaocui: "It's true."

Second Sister Hu asked: "What happened to Heng Niang later? Why did you suddenly remember to teach the brats to hook up with men?"

Xiaocui said: "Because sister Hengniang has a neighbor, and that man also has a wife and a concubine. His wife's surname is Zhu, and she is very beautiful, and his concubine is named Bao Dai, and she looks so-so. But he only favors her concubine and neglects her." Mrs. Zhu has been waiting for a long time. Mrs. Zhu heard that Sister Hengniang is the only favorite, so she went to ask her for the secret."

Jiao Na understood: "Sister Hengniang taught Mrs. Zhu how to tie a man's heart."

Shunhua said: "A beauty is easy to grow old, and if she is tied for a while, she can't be tied for a lifetime. Only true affection can last forever."

Second Sister Hu said: "Unfortunately, even if he is ruthless, Mrs. Zhu still wants to live with him for the rest of her life."

Xu Zhe asked, "Why?"

Xiao Cui didn't quite understand either, so she looked to Second Sister Hu for advice.Second Sister Hu said: "Everyone in the world wants to separate. They either reconcile or divorce their wives. The conditions for reconciliation are harsh, and divorce is also a woman's choice after she makes a mistake. No matter what, a woman who leaves her husband's family will be To be talked about, gossip kills."

Xiao Cui said, "Don't care what other people do? Don't you just live well?"

Second Sister Hu shook her head: "It's not that simple for mortal women."

Xu Zhe couldn't hear Hengniang's voice anymore, there was a lot of noise over there, it was all the voices of young girls, get out of class should be over.

Xu Zhe said: "It seems to be over, thank you for taking me to play, I'm going to find Huang Qilang."

Xiao Cui held him back: "Cousin Qi is so boring, how can you stay with him? How about I take you to play."

Xu Zhe asked, "What are you playing?"

Xiaocui thought for a while and said, "I'll steal some clothes. I'll pretend to be a county magistrate, and you pretend to be a teacher. We'll go to trial the case together."

Jiao Na said: "I've been away for too long, I have to go back, and take a look at whether Tao'er's hair is really useful."

Shunhua said: "Someone seems to have broken into my place, go back and have a look, you guys play first."

The second sister Hu also said: "My fourth sister's marriage is coming soon, and I still have to prepare a dowry. Today, I took a break from my busy schedule and played with my sisters for a day. I am very satisfied. See you, sisters, and we will meet again when we have time."

The three fox demons said goodbye as if no one was around, and left quickly.

Xiaocui folded her arms and pouted, "If you don't want to play, just say it, I won't force them." She pulled Xu Zhi's sleeves hard, "You are not allowed to go! Stay with me!"

Xu Zhe: "..." So, you just don't force them, but you force me?