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Lin Zhengqi was stunned for half a minute, pointing at his bald and shaved chicken, he asked Xiong Xi in confusion, "What's the situation?"

Xiong Xi felt embarrassed after realizing it. He shaved it just now for fun. After the shave, how to explain it would be troublesome. He smiled, "I said you shaved it yourself, do you believe it?"

"I believe...Your uncle!" Lin Zhengqi jumped up in the air and kicked Xiong Xi's waist, wanting to kill this brat in minutes.

While dodging, Xiong Xi had to worry about reminding him, "Don't flirt, don't flirt!"

After solving the problem by force, Lin Zhengqi sat cross-legged on the bed with a look of lovelessness.

Xiong Xi tentatively sat next to him, looking at the position under his legs, "How cute."

Lin Zhengqi was so hungry that he didn't even bother to beat him. He rested his chin and looked into the distance, wondering what he was thinking.

"You look like rhubarb." Xiong Xi stared at him for three seconds and asked him, "Do you remember rhubarb?"

Rhubarb is a dog they raised downstairs when they were young. It is a dog of unknown breed with white and yellow mixed patterns. I don’t know why it is called Rhubarb and not Dabai. Obviously, it has more white hair.

"What do you want to say?" Lin Zhengqi's eyes were still blank.

"Rhubarb had a skin disease once, and for the convenience of taking medicine, he shaved off his hair, do you remember?" Xiong Xi continued to ask.

Lin Zhengqi regained his composure, remembering that time when Rhubarb was shaved clean, and he didn't realize it just after shaving, so he went to the street to play, and the dogs he met on the road barked at it, probably to laugh at it, The angry rhubarb ran home and didn't go out for a long time. The owner of rhubarb told them that rhubarb looked in the mirror every day at home, which was smug.

Lin Zhengqi seemed to understand the dog's mood in an instant.

His stomach was rumbling, Xiong Xi rubbed his belly with his big hands, "Let's go out to eat."

"Yeah." It took Lin Zhengqi a long time to finally accept this fact, he jumped out of bed to put on his pants, and said to Xiong Xi while buttoning up his pants: "It's your birthday today, so I won't beat you up. It's twelve o'clock and you wait for me."

Xiong Xi touched his painful waist, but didn't dare to speak up.

There is a buffet in the hotel, and the two of them carried plates one after the other in front of the counter to pick up food, but they met an acquaintance after carrying two plates, it was Chen Weitang.

Lin Zhengqi introduced his attorney to Xiong Xi, and the two sides greeted each other and planned to eat their own food.Who knew that three steps away, he ran into a more familiar acquaintance - Feng Han.

Lin Zhengqi's eyes flicked between the two, remembering what Chen Weitang said about the relationship between the two, he walked to Feng Han with a heavy expression, "I can really afford the agency fee, you don't have to Pay for me."

Feng Han shot Lin Zhengqi for half a minute with his mentally retarded eyes.

With a snack in his hand, Xiong Xi picked up an egg tart and stuffed it into Lin Zhengqi's mouth, then forcibly pulled him away before he could speak, "Don't worry about other people's business."

Lin Zhengqi finished the egg tart in a few mouthfuls, "Let me tell you, that Chen Weitang is not a good person, he put him to sleep when he helped Feng Han in the lawsuit before."

"It's fine if he doesn't sleep with you. He's an adult if you love me. Do you think you're acting in a TV series and wronged yourself to be slept by someone for the sake of your good friend?" Xiong Xi felt that when he shaved Lin Zhengqi in the afternoon Maybe the grooves in his brain were also shaved, and now it's as smooth as his belly—no intelligence at all.

"But, isn't Feng Han with Wang Can?" Lin Zhengqi's three views were shocked, he picked up his mobile phone and secretly took a photo of Zhang Feng Han and Chen Weitang having dinner, and then asked Wang Can's WeChat to send it to him.

Xiong Xi supported his head with one hand, and tilted his head to watch him busy, "Why don't you take the civil servant exam and find a job in any street office, I think you like to meddle in these nosy things."

After Lin Zhengqi finished posting the picture, he added a note about Feng Han's ex-boyfriend in the picture. He didn't receive a reply for a long time, so he looked up at Xiong Xi, "Go back and find a needle and thread to sew your mouth shut."

Xiong Xi pouted meanly, "Here~"

After being disturbed by him, Lin Zhengqi's anger almost dissipated after getting up, and the hatred of shaving his hair disappeared without a trace.After eating, the two went to the activity room to play. All the equipment was occupied, only the table tennis table was left empty. The two paid the money at the front desk and took the racket and ball, and played leisurely in front of the table.

Just after eating, I don't really want to exercise vigorously, especially I don't want to bend over to pick up the ball, so the two of them have a tacit understanding and push the ball back and forth, pushing the ball for dozens of rounds in a slow and leisurely way.

Feng Han and Chen Weitang also came here, looked around and found no place for fun, so they asked Lin Zhengqi if he wanted to play table tennis together.

Lin Zhengqi had no objection, so he switched sides and stood with Xiong Xi, and started a doubles match.

All four of them played well, and the game went from being relaxed at the beginning to clenching the score and started a chasing battle. In the end, Lin Zhengqi and his team narrowly won, and everyone on both sides was sweating.

Chen Weitang specially invited them to go to the hot spring together.

There are medium-sized hot springs in the outer room, but they are naked baths, and you are required not to wear any clothes.

It was only when Lin Zhengqi took off his trousers that he remembered what had happened to him in the afternoon. He pulled up his outer trousers halfway down, turned his head and saw Xiong Xi staring at him in a daze, and said angrily, "Let's go back to the house for clubbing."

Xiong Xi hurriedly said yes, nodded to Feng Han, and pulled Lin Zhengqi's forearm fawningly, "I'll give you a bath when I go back."

Lin Zhengqi sighed, looked at the steaming hot spring again, and regretfully said to Xiong Xi, "Look, there are still bubbles."

Xiong Xi felt that he had really lost his mind before going to shave him. Even if he wanted to shave, he should wait for another time. Today's hot spring is considered a failure.But he also felt that it was a good thing. There were so many people in the pool and they didn't wear clothes. He didn't like Lin Zhengqi being seen by others. Is this a blessing in disguise?

But no matter what he thought, he saw Lin Zhengqi's envious eyes when he looked at the hot spring just now, so he felt very guilty, and shook Lin Zhengqi's forearm, "Next time, when it grows out, I'll take you Come and play."

"Hmm..." Lin Zhengqi withdrew his gaze, walked side by side with Xiong Xi to the suite, and said, "It's actually quite comfortable and breathable."

Xiong Xi pondered for a long time before he realized that what he said might be that the crotch was breathable and comfortable.

Before turning on the light at night and going to bed, I deliberately watched my masterpiece under the light for a long time. The visual stimulation was so strong that Xiong Xi couldn't move his eyes away.

Lin Zhengqi turned over and leaned over to block it, and scolded him angrily: "I shave myself off for being so pretty!"

Xiong Xi eagerly said: "When you grow out, share with me your user experience before I decide whether to shave or not."

Lin Zhengqi had already finished a round of fighting with Xiong Xi at that time, he checked the time with his mobile phone, and sneered, "It's past twelve, come here, I'll give you a taste of our ancestral inner thigh twisting method, Your mother-in-law used to screw me a lot when she was a child, and she specializes in treating all kinds of dissatisfaction. If you come here and I twist it a few times, you will know what the user experience is."

Xiong Xi leaned over eagerly, and squatted in a corner crying a minute later.

The trip to the hot spring was only for one day and one night, because it was too expensive, and Lin Zhengqi said that group purchases were not acceptable.

On the way back, I still took the small electric car that had air leaks on all sides that made people cry. Xiong Xi sat on the back seat next to Lin Zhengqi, sniffing his nose and wiping his tears non-stop. He wanted to buy a bathtub at home when he went back.

Lin Zhengqi yelled back to him: "If you like buoyancy so much, go home and fish, the fish tank is quite big."

The aunt who was shopping for vegetables on the side of the road heard the sound of the wind blowing over, and stared at the electric car speeding past her with wide eyes in horror. She couldn't believe that there was such a lewd thing in the world.

Xiong Xi was having a good time in the back seat, laughing and weeping, the scene looked weird and touching, just like the reunion scene in an idol drama.Xiong Xi sniffled and asked, "Because the fish's memory is only seven seconds, should we treat it like this?"

Lin Zhengqi replied to him: "I watched the filthy woman slapping the fish tank all day long, and I thought those fish should have a good mental quality, so you...fuck you, traffic police."

Xiong Xi poked his head out, and sure enough, he saw the traffic control in front, wondering if there was an accident, there was a police car, and two or three traffic policemen in uniform were directing the scene.

Fortunately, Lin Zhengqi was quite familiar with the route here, so he turned into a small road in a residential area, and rode in the direction of home with several turns and eight turns.However, the detour may be a bit far away, and the battery continues to drop, and it can no longer support it later.

Lin Zhengqi twisted the handle to try to speed up, but he couldn't bear the fact that the car was getting slower and slower...

"Get out of the car." Lin Zhengqi braked the car, put his feet on the ground for support, and turned to Xiong Xi.

"Oh." Xiong Xi got out of the car, and consciously took off the backpack placed in front of him, put it on his back, and walked back side by side with Lin Zhengqi.

Lin Zhengqi held on to the handlebars and was exhausted after walking a kilometer, so he told Xiong Xi depressed that he would sell the car later.

Xiong Xi went over to replace his cart, "Don't, why sell it, isn't this my birthday present?"

Lin Zhengqi looked at him in surprise, "How do you know?"

"You write everything on your face. It's hard for me not to know." Xiong Xi couldn't push hard, so he just sat on it, kicked the ground with his left and right feet, and the car slowly moved forward, "You can buy me another helmet later. Well, this way we can go out at any time if we want to eat supper at night."

"Why are you so greedy like a pregnant woman?" Lin Zhengqi followed suit and sat in the back seat, kicking left and right together with Xiong Xi, controlling the dead electric car like rowing to go home.

"How do you feel today?"

"It grows about a millimeter, like a beard."

"Then it will be panicky in a few days."

"Then I can only ride you to vent my anger."

"Ride it and move it yourself? Actually, if it hurts, you can continue to shave it, what do you think?"

"It didn't hurt yesterday, did it?"

"..." Xiong Xi freed one hand to touch the bruises on his thighs, and turned his head to smile at Lin Zhengqi in the corridor of the old community, "I'm happy no matter how you hit me."

"Fuck, you're disgusting." Lin Zhengqi slapped him on the back of the head, and then laughed along with him for some reason.