doting shipwreck

There was a lot of thunder and little rain, and although Yu Sheng yelled endlessly about Jiang Hai, but after entering the restaurant and seeing all kinds of delicious food, he put the matter aside.

During the meal, Yu Sheng ate his mouth full of oil, but he didn't want to stop to wipe his mouth. It was because Jiang Hai, who was sitting opposite him, wanted to save face for himself and didn't want people to feel that he was sitting at the same table with a fool. Always wipe his mouth with a napkin.

But apart from Yu Sheng's somewhat unrefined manner of eating, the two of them had a pleasant meal, but when it came to the so-called "finishing stage" in Yu Sheng's mouth, things began to develop in a strange direction.

At first, Jiang Hai just saw Yu Sheng's cheeks and ears turning red unnaturally, and thought that it was because he ate the barbecue too quickly to heat it up, but later, this little fool actually started talking nonsense, what did he say? He saw stars twinkling in his head, and pointed to the empty shell of a crab in the trash dish and said it was crawling.

Only then did Jiang Hai realize that Yu Sheng had two empty soda cans upside down in his hand. He picked them up and took a closer look. They turned out to be the "Siluoke", which has been blown up all over the Internet recently, a kind of packaging that looks like juice and tastes like alcohol Cocktail, but it has a lot of stamina. It is said that ordinary people will lose their minds after drinking a bottle, and this wine has another more familiar name on the Internet-lost/body wine!

How bad is Yu Sheng's drinking capacity? He once told Jiang Hai that he once drank with his teammates in the same dormitory when he was a trainee. A can of beer made him fall asleep until dawn, and he missed the practice session. Wu, so he was scolded by the boss of the company at the time.

One can of beer can get Yu Sheng up, let alone two full cans of Four Locke.Seeing the swaying and smirking lingering voice sitting across from him, Jiang Hai regretted so much, why didn't he carefully ask whether the little fool brought back a drink or a wine?

Jiang Hai got up and walked to Yu Sheng's side, supported his shoulders and shook him. After reconfirming that the person in front of him was completely drunk, he had no choice but to go to the front desk to pay the bill.

After holding Yu Sheng's left arm with one hand and supporting his waist with the other, and struggling to carry Yu Sheng to the downstairs of the shopping mall, Jiang Hai couldn't help but sighed as he watched the still crowded crowd on the pedestrian street, and wanted to support the "lost" The lingering sound of "soul" pierced through it, which was not an easy task.

After thinking about it, Jiang Hai had no choice but to half-squat down and let Yu Sheng lie on his back, put his arms around Yu Sheng's knee sockets, and stood up again to carry Yu Sheng on his back.

Not to mention, although Yu Sheng looks very thin and has a thin waist, he still has a certain weight as an adult man, not to mention that he just ate so much nonsense.

After Jiang Hai walked through the crowd with Yu Sheng on his back, knowing that the person on his back couldn't listen to what he said, he still said in a slightly reproachful but more tolerant and helpless tone: "If I I left you there tonight, I see what you fool will do, you don't even look carefully at what you are holding."

"Hmm..." Although the drunken Yu Sheng didn't know what Jiang Hai was talking about, he still reacted to the sound that came into his ears. While smacking his mouth, he still put his head on Jiang Hai's neck. rubbed in.

Feeling the skin on his neck being swept by Yu Sheng's hair, Jiang Hai shrank his neck and said, "Don't rub it, it's itchy."

"Hmm..." But the lingering voice after hearing the words really didn't move.

As a result, Jiang Hai couldn't help wondering, is this little fool really drunk?But when he turned his head and saw Yu Sheng's closed eyes and blushing face, Jiang Hai laughed at himself that he was thinking too much.

After walking for a while, Yu Sheng, who was on Jiang Hai's back, saw something in a drunken dream, and his lips moved slightly: "Hehe...Brother Hai is the best..."

Of course Jiang Hai knew that Yu Sheng was talking nonsense, but he couldn't help but think of "speaking the truth after drinking", so he smiled and replied: "You know that too." It seems that at least he didn't pick up an ungrateful little white-eyed wolf go home.

"I want... I want to be with Brother Hai forever..."

After drinking, his throat was dry and tight, and Yu Sheng's mouth was still moving, but his voice became smaller and smaller. Jiang Hai wanted to turn his head to listen carefully to what Yu Sheng had to say, but a But the girl's cry hijacked his attention halfway.

"Snowing!"

In a blink of an eye, Jiang Hai saw a girl excitedly holding his boyfriend, and the two looked at the sky with smiles and expectations.

Looking up again, Jiang Hai felt a slight chill on his cheeks.

It was a snowflake floating down.

"Look, it's snowing." Jiang Hai recalled what Yu Sheng said earlier, "Snow on Christmas Eve". This little fool should be looking forward to it. He shook Yu Sheng on his back, but this time Yu Sheng He was motionless, and seemed to be really asleep.

Walking to the end of the pedestrian street, Jiang Hai wanted to hail a taxi here to go home, but in this kind of holiday, hailing a taxi is not so easy, not to mention it was snowing that day, and taxis were naturally in short supply.

With Yu Sheng like this, he couldn't take him to the bus or subway, helplessly, Jiang Hai looked around, and walked into an express hotel with Yu Sheng on his back.

On Christmas Eve, what else is in short supply besides taxis?The answer is hotel rooms.

When the two of them entered the shop, all the standard rooms and double rooms were fully booked, so Jiang Hai had no choice but to take the key card for a "deluxe single room" and get on the elevator.

In the house, Jiang Hai walked to the bed with Yu Sheng on his back, bent over to lift one corner of his back, then turned around and gently placed Yu Sheng on the bed.

Although it was called a "luxury single room", there was no couch in the room. It seemed that the two of them were going to sleep on the same bed tonight.

Jiang Hai squatted down to help Yu Sheng take off his shoes and socks, and started to pick off the down jacket he was wearing. After exhausting all his efforts to take off the down jacket, Jiang Hai realized that he had encountered a big problem.

Is he going to take off the jeans that Yu Sheng is wearing?

As a clean freak, Jiang Hai can't tolerate people sleeping in outer pants, but he also knows that tomorrow when this little fool wakes up and finds that he has taken off his pants, he will definitely misunderstand himself again, and then he will have to chatter in his ear for a while.

Do you choose to be anxious tonight or to be safe tomorrow?Jiang Hai, who was standing by the bed, struggled for a while, but in the end the "cleanliness belief" prevailed.

He gently unbuttoned and zippered Yu Sheng's waist, and then pulled the trousers to pull off the jeans.

Obviously I am not doing bad things, but how can I feel "guilty of being a thief"?Jiang Hai couldn't figure it out.Maybe it was because he was afraid that he would wake up the little fool when he took off his pants. After all, if he saw such a scene, he would be speechless.

Folding Yu Sheng's jeans and putting them aside, Jiang Hai turned around and wanted to help Yu Sheng cover the quilt, but his eyes fell on Yu Sheng's slender and fair legs strangely.

It was not the first time Jiang Hai saw Yu Sheng's legs. In the past, when the weather was hot, Yu Sheng liked to run around the house in only shorts after taking a shower. He wanted him to be more civilized, but he didn't care at all.

But this time, Xu’s perspective has changed. In the feeling of “condescending”, Yu Sheng’s bare/exposed legs are as good-looking as a girl’s, and the perfect lines also reveal a sense of sex/eroticism .

Fortunately, he passed out in front of Jiang Hai drunk, and if he wanted to be someone else, this little fool might lose his chastity.

After covering Yu Sheng with the quilt, Jiang Hai lowered his head and sniffed his shoulders, and found that besides the smell of barbecue, he also smelled of alcohol from Yu Sheng, so he planned to go to the bathroom to take a shower.

Before taking a bath, Jiang Hai thought that Yu Sheng would lie on the bed obediently, but things did not go as he expected.

After Jiang Hai took off his coat and entered the bathroom, the sound of splashing water also sounded.

Yu Sheng, who was originally drowsy in the house, was awakened by the sound of water. Although his mind was still dazed, he had been drinking heavily in the cafeteria, and now he only instinctively wanted to go to the bathroom.

Yu Sheng was not familiar with the furnishings of the hotel, but looking at the small room with lights on and hearing the sound of water, Yu Sheng was sure it was the bathroom.

The moment Yu Sheng opened the sliding door of the bathroom, only Jiang Hai was embarrassed.

The hotel uses a glass enclosure to separate dry and wet. Obviously, the moment Yu Sheng opened the door, he saw Jiang Hai under the shower, but he didn't realize that he was doing it when he was drunk. what.

He just walked to the toilet under Jiang Hai's gaze, and then began to pull up his panties.

Everyone is a man, and I have what you have, but Jiang Hai, who gradually relieved his stiffness, still covered his eyes and turned around, only turning back when he heard the sound of the toilet flushing and the sliding door closing.

But the embarrassing things this little fool is going to do are not over yet.

When Jiang Hai came out of the bathroom, he saw Yu Sheng standing outside the door of the bathroom, swaying from time to time.

When asked what he wanted to do, he only hemmed and hawed: "I want... I, drink water..." He also hiccupped.

"Here." Jiang Hai waved his hand to fan the smell of alcohol on his face, walked to the mini bar, picked up a bottle of mineral water and handed it to Yu Sheng.

"You, unscrew it! Unscrew it!" Yu Sheng shook his arm, as if acting coquettishly, making the back of Jiang Hai's neck shiver.

When Jiang Hai unscrewed the bottle cap, Yu Sheng snatched the water, because the movement was too big, a lot of water spilled out from the bottle.

"Be careful." Jiang Hai was looking at the water on the ground and was having a headache when something even more unexpected happened.

Yu Sheng hooked Jiang Hai's neck with his other free hand, pulled him in front of him, and then kissed Jiang Hai's cheek with a plop.After the kiss, he was still smiling stupidly: "Thank you...Thank you Geha..."

"You!" Jiang Hai, who was covering his face, didn't know what to say to Yu Sheng.

On one side is Jiang Hai with an unbelievable face, and on the other side is the aftermath of "ton, ton, ton, ton, ton". Coupled with this awkward atmosphere, it will soon constitute a "world famous painting".

Suddenly, there was another "crash".Yu Sheng didn't hold on to the mineral water bottle in his hand, and spilled all the remaining water when he raised his head to drink, and this time, not only the floor was wet, but also the clothes he was wearing.

But Yu Sheng didn't panic at all. After stuffing the empty water bottle into Jiang Hai's arms, he walked towards the bed, apparently planning to sleep in wet clothes.

In order to prevent Yu Sheng from destroying the bed where the two of them slept peacefully tonight, Jiang Hai threw down the water bottle, walked up behind Yu Sheng, and wrapped his arms around his waist.

"You let me go...I want to sleep..." Yu Sheng, who was caught, struggled hard.

Jiang Hai patted Yu Sheng's hands waving wildly around: "Take off your clothes before going to sleep!"

"Undress?" Hearing this word, Yu Sheng suddenly fell silent, he turned around in Jiang Hai's arms, and met Jiang Hai's eyes, "Okay!" After speaking, he grabbed the hem of his clothes.

Jiang Hai didn't expect Yu Sheng to be so obedient. Seeing Yu Sheng take off his wet clothes, he was about to help him hang his clothes on the hanger, but he heard Yu Sheng's nonsense again, and this time the nonsense came with " Shame attribute"!

"I'm done taking off, come and play with me! I will love you very much!"

If Jiang Hai's guess is correct, Yu Sheng sees him now as a girl from an ancient brothel!

I really don't know where Yu Sheng came from to see these unscrupulous things!

"Come and play!"

Seeing that Yu Sheng was about to pounce on him, Jiang Hai pushed him first, and Yu Sheng fell on the bed.Originally, he wanted to struggle to get up, but after a while, there was no movement, and he fell asleep.

Seeing Yu Sheng's "mess all over the floor" after tossing, Jiang Hai really wanted to "manly sigh". Now that Yu Sheng only has a pair of panties left on him, how will he explain it to him when he wakes up tomorrow?

The author has something to say: There are chapter skips between this chapter and the next chapter, but it does not affect the main plot.