doting shipwreck

It is easy to scare the lingering sound out of crowing, but it is difficult to coax him well.

Facing Jiang Hai's proposal of "going home", although Yu Sheng didn't have the courage to refute directly, he had the guts to just ignore it. Even the coat Jiang Hai put on his back was raised, and he only made a pair of It looks like oil and salt don't get in.

Originally, this matter couldn't be entirely due to him, it wasn't that old monster Jiang Hai insisted on molesting him, which caused him to have a physiological reaction.Thinking about it this way, Jiang Hai should take the blame!Now he should come to comfort himself, so don't just forgive him so easily!

Seeing Yu Sheng throwing his coat to the ground, Jiang Hai, who is a cleanliness fanatic, felt a little unhappy, but he was always here to coax people home, so he picked up the coat with restraint, and patted it hard again.

When he put the coat back on Yu Sheng's back again, he stared at the slender and white back of his neck in a daze, until he found that Yu Sheng, who was silent behind him, looked up, he coughed twice, with a slightly embarrassed expression He urged Yu Sheng to go home.

Of course, Yu Sheng still ignored him just like before, and didn't give up on him at all.

There was no way, Jiang Hai could only squat down next to the little fool, and then pushed him with his elbow, "Don't worry about that, it's just a normal physiological reaction."

Originally, he squatted down because he didn't want Yu Sheng to feel the pressure anymore, but the words he said afterwards directly detonated the powder keg in Yu Sheng's heart.I saw Yu Sheng blushed, covered his ears with his hands, and turned on the repeater mode, "Ah, I don't listen! I don't listen!"

This is not how to comfort people!The last thing Yu Sheng wants to hear now is the word "reaction". What's more, it came out of Jiang Hai's mouth. Every word and every word reminds him of his embarrassing appearance in the afternoon. Did he repeatedly rub against the pillar of shame?Oh, he understood, Jiang Hai came here to see his jokes!

At this point, there are already many residents in Wangjiang Square who have come out for a walk after dinner. The yelling is so loud that it will inevitably attract the attention of others. There are already several old men and women walking towards the two of them. Look, Jiang Hai doesn't want to go on a day trip to the police station with Yu Sheng because of his "weird behavior".

In order to stop Yu Sheng's mouth, Jiang Hai grabbed Yu Sheng's shoulders and shook, "Stop screaming, don't you see that everyone is looking at us?"

"Hmph!" Jiang Hai was right, he had already lost face in private, and could no longer lose face in front of strangers.Right now, although Yu Sheng was still agitated in his heart, he still calmed down after grunting.

He bit his lip, and stared at Jiang Hai with his eyes, as if he wanted to complain about the evil deeds of the person in front of him with his furrowed brows and "incomparably sharp" eyes.

Under Yu Sheng's eyes like a little daughter-in-law who has been betrayed, Jiang Hai's feeling of regret added to his heart.

But "contradictions" still have to be resolved through dialogue, right?The two of them were flirting with each other like this, if another rotten girl passing by would jump out and chatter, Jiang Hai might really have to jump into the Minsheng River to find someone.

In order for Yu Sheng to go back with him quickly, Jiang Hai said, "What exactly do you want to go back?"

Sure enough, it wasn't him who was ashamed, he didn't understand his own feelings!Yu Sheng turned away angrily, thought for a while, then turned around and said, "It won't hurt your back to talk while standing."

oh?So is it because he didn't react the same way that he did, that he let go of his temper?Jiang Hai was made to laugh a little by the lingering sound.

To be precise, he was already laughing, but he didn't make a sound because he was concerned about the remaining emotions.

Xu Shi had been with Yu Sheng for a long time, and his IQ was also affected. Jiang Hai unexpectedly resorted to a trick.

"You're not the only one reacting."

Hearing this, Yu Sheng turned his head in shock, "Huh?" This, this, this, did he hear correctly?

Did Jiang Hai react to him too?The emergence of such a thought made Fang's faded ears turn red again.

But "dementia" is short-lived. After realizing that he had said such nonsense, Jiang Hai straightened his expression immediately, "I lied to you."

ah!Jiang Hai, you old monster!you are not human!You have no face, no skin, no eyes!The volcano in his heart erupted suddenly, and Yu Sheng punched Jiang Hai with the "Eighteen Small Punches of Subduing the Dragon".

In the end, he exhausted his last ounce of strength after experiencing ups and downs and being hungry for a long time, and stuck in place like a clockwork puppet.

"I'm sorry, it's my fault." Jiang Hai sighed, rubbing his arm hammered by Yu Sheng.

"..." I couldn't stop cursing, I had no energy left.

Yu Sheng's silence gave Jiang Hai a headache, but soon, a "gurgling" sound relieved him.

The voice came from Yu Sheng's stomach, it seemed that he was really hungry.

Since "reasoning" doesn't work, let's "induce".Jiang Hai took out his mobile phone, opened the food delivery software, and operated it left and right with his fingertips for a while, as if placing an order.

During this period, Yu Sheng, who was left aside by him, almost died of anger.From Yu Sheng's point of view, Jiang Hai didn't even want to apologize, it was a heinous crime.

"Are you hungry?" Jiang Hai held out the phone in front of Yu Sheng and shook it.

Yu Sheng didn't see clearly what was on the screen, but only put on a righteous look, "I'm not hungry!"

He Wang Jingze, bah bah bah, even if he died of starvation in the aftermath, if he jumped into the Minsheng River from here, he wouldn't eat a mouthful of this old monster!

"Oh, that's it." Knowing that Yu Sheng was just putting on a show, Jiang Hai followed his words, "I'll go back and eat the fried chicken for two people alone." After finishing speaking, he stood up He straightened his body and made a gesture to leave.

fried chicken?Is that fried chicken with a crispy outside and a juicy inside?While thinking about it, Yu Sheng seemed to have smelled the unique aroma from the collision of protein and fat.Oops, that's really delicious!

Thinking about fried chicken, Yu Sheng couldn't escape the "Law of True Fragrance" after all, he suddenly stood up and shouted at Jiang Hai: "How can you eat alone?"

However, he had been sitting for too long before, when he got up, the backflow of blood rushed straight to his brain, making him lose his direction, and bumped into Jiang Hai directly.

"Aren't you hungry?" Jiang Hai said something unpleasant, but Jiang Hai held Yu Sheng firmly.

Feeling Jiang Hai's touch, Yu Sheng, who was slightly sane, quickly shrank aside, but he was still thinking about the fried chicken, only pouted his mouth high, and said: "It's your fault, the fried chicken should have me share!"

"Okay, okay," Jiang Hai, who had succeeded in his plan, nodded again and again, "Now you should go back with me, right?"

"Tch!" Yu Sheng shook his head and strode towards home.

I can have trouble with that old monster Jiang Hai, but I can’t have trouble with fried chicken. Even if the fried chicken is bought by the old monster, he still wants to eat it. It’s best to eat the old monster’s portion too, so that he will be hungry Drink the northwest wind!

Along the way, Yu Sheng walked very fast, firstly, he wanted to eat fried chicken so badly; secondly, he didn't want to talk to Jiang Hai, and wanted the old monster to be blinded by his handsome back.

But after arriving home, Yu Sheng became nervous again.

Looking at the small single bed, he couldn't help dreaming, always feeling that in such a confined space, Jiang Hai would do something against human ethics to him again.When Jiang Hai, who was carrying the takeaway, came into the house, Yu Sheng was almost scared out of the groundhog's scream again.