After the quilt becomes sperm

Classes were over in the morning, and at noon I took the newborn little elf to eat a meal in the cafeteria. The little elf was very excited.

I just said that I want to come here to eat next time, it is really delicious, and there are so many people to see a lot of new things.

Wei Han looked at the meager canteen dishes on the plate and fell into deep thought. Is the breakfast he made too unpalatable, or... the canteen dishes really have great charm?

He looked guiltily at the little goblin who had never seen the world with relish, and said, "I will take you to eat delicious food in the future."

Classes are very harmonious throughout the day, and when asked by acquaintances, they say that Wei Nuan is his cousin, and he can also fool him.

At the end of the day, Wei Han's efficiency in listening to lectures has improved a lot, and his notes are neatly written.

After the last class, he looked at the results of his lectures, held Wei Nuan's hand tightly and said, "All this is due to you."

Wei Nuan felt that his value was recognized once again, and he held back tightly: "Wei Han needs as long as he needs it."

Feeling happy in his heart, the heat was rising slowly, Wei Han hurriedly wanted to withdraw his hand, "Relax loosely, I'm going to suffer from heat stroke!!!"

In the evening Wei Han took the little goblin to have a good meal, and bought a new mobile phone along the way.

Since Wei Nuan will integrate into human society in the future, a mobile phone must be indispensable.

Accompanied by Wei Han's excited chatter, the two went home contentedly.

Sitting on the sofa, Wei Han waved to the little fairy: "Come and see the mobile phone I bought for you, and I will teach you how to use it."

"Is this for me?" Wei Nuan sat over in surprise. He always felt sorry for such a magical thing as a mobile phone when he saw his master.

If you accidentally drop it on the ground, you will shout: My phone hurts so much.

I didn't expect to have it myself, the master is really kind.

Filled with gratitude, he grabbed the corner of Wei Han's clothes and sent him a stream of warmth, saying, "Master, you don't need to teach me, I will use this."

As he spoke, he took the phone and skillfully swiped open the screen lock. The first thing he did was to open the contacts and save Wei Han's phone number into it.

Wei Han, who was about to show the goblin the high technology of the new era: "???"

"How do you know how to use it?"

"No, how did you know my phone number?"

Isn't he a goblin who doesn't understand anything? !

Wei Nuan was puzzled, "Huh? I watch you play with your phone on the bed every day."

Wei Han: "...Oh, okay."

He had a strange expression on his face. He didn't expect that every time he played with his mobile phone or computer on the bed, there would be a goblin peeking at him...

Can't help but start to recall what unspeakable things he has done in bed these years.

After solving the mobile phone problem, Wei Han adjusted the water temperature thoughtfully and called Wei Nuan to come over: "Come take a bath soon, and sleep after washing."

"okay!"

Looking at the little goblin with a novel face, he had a headache and said, "Will it work?"

"No." Confidently.

Wei Han: "Okay, just stand still and I'll wash it for you. You can do it yourself next time after seeing how you wash it."

At this moment, he felt the pain of raising a child, and he had to teach him everything. Looking at the innocent and trusting appearance, he couldn't speak harshly.

To coax.

After finally tossing around, let Wei Nuan go out first, and take a comfortable hot bath before coming out slowly.

There is no air conditioner in this house, and the bathroom is so cold that it freezes in situ. Wei Han rushed out shivering, and jumped onto the bed as usual to keep warm.

Suddenly, a pair of hands stretched out from under the quilt and put them on him, and it immediately warmed up.

Can……

"Why are you in my bed again!"

The little flower quilt said he didn't understand, "I'm your quilt, where is it if I'm not on your bed?"

Wei Han: "What you said is so reasonable that I have nothing to refute."

Wei Nuan grinned: "Go to sleep, you will be cold without me."

"Hey." Wei Han sighed: "Although you are very warm, but now you are a person after all, we can't sleep together."

"Why?" Wei Nuan was a little anxious, "We have slept together for more than ten years, you can't sleep without me, don't tell me...you don't like me anymore?"

"I'm not, I didn't, I didn't mean that." Wei Han said, "You are no longer a quilt, we should sleep separately, and..."

"And what?"

Wei Han gritted his teeth and said, "And I like men, so I can't sleep with you."

Wei Nuan frowned, and couldn't accept this argument. In his heart, they had slept together for more than ten years. Why can't they become human?He can still keep Wei Han warm.

He made a final struggle and said, "Then I will turn into a little flower quilt and sleep with you, okay?"

Wei Han refused without thinking, "No, that's different." Thinking of Wei Nuan wrapping his whole body around him to keep warm and sleeping, he felt so ashamed.

Absolutely not, he red-necked and shook his head firmly again.

Wei Nuan lowered her head, Wei Nuan is unhappy, Wei Nuan...

Suddenly raised his head, and asked with a look of being heartbroken by a heartbroken man: "What's the difference, I'm the little flower quilt, the little flower quilt is me, what's the difference, don't you like me anymore, you just don't like me Me, you said you liked me the most."

"I'm not, it's really different." Wei Han was at a loss as to whether the little cutie was going to cry or not, and said in a panic, "Don't cry, I didn't know you had become a spirit before, so I slept with you. Now that I know, of course I can’t.”

"You just don't like me anymore..." Wei Nuan didn't listen to him, and suddenly turned his face angrily and pulled up the thick quilt on the bed, saying, "Did you like him! He's not as warm as me at all!"

Wei Han: "I don't...I like you the most!"

As if pressing the pause button for a moment, Wei Nuan was stunned for a second and smiled, "Then do you want to sleep with me?"

Wei Han rubbed the center of his brows, and said helplessly, "Together, why don't you put it on?"

"Oh, good." Lie down properly like an obedient baby.

However, Wei Han knew that this guy was not good at all, and he couldn't do anything about it.

I thought I would suffer from insomnia if I had too many people, but I didn't expect to have no dreams all night.

Probably because he has been my quilt for more than ten years, and the place where Wei Nuan is always extra warm.

One person and one monster live together Panpanpan. At first, the two were worried about encountering a monster catcher or other monsters.

In fact, three months have passed now, spring has come, and they still haven't encountered anything else that doesn't conform to the scientific setting.

Sure enough, the only unscientific one is my own.

Wei Han was sitting on a deck chair on the balcony basking in the sun, looking at the quilt spirit who was addicted to the mobile phone and TV in the room and shook his head with emotion.

No one can resist the allure of electronics.

"Take a break and watch again, don't worry your eyes won't take it!" Another day's cliché.

The reply I got was still the willful and rebellious voice: "I'm not human, I'm a goblin and I'm not afraid."

Hey, this little goblin is getting more and more lawless.

But what can he do?Wei Han can only get up and make two cups of wolfberry and chrysanthemum tea...

"Is school starting tomorrow?"

Wei Han nodded, calmly replaced the Fat House Happy Water in Wei Nuan's hand with chrysanthemum tea, and said, "Yes, I'm going to pack up my winter things later."

During the winter vacation, he also asked Wei Nuan if he wanted to go to school with a normal identity, but the result was of course no.

Why do you have to go to class if you have food and drink? He has been with Wei Han in class for more than a month, and now he resists when he hears about class.

Wei Han: ...

What else can he say?Of course, the goblins in your own family have to be raised by yourself.

If you don't go, don't go.

"You remember to drink the wolfberry tea, I'll go and pack up."

Wei Han pouted, without raising his head, he said, "I don't, there's no Coke to drink."

Wei Han put away the bottle of Coke, and said very skillfully: "Don't even think about drinking Coke until you finish it."

As the weather warms up, the thick quilts on the bed must be put away, and the cotton jackets should be put away after they are washed.

Wei Han thought about it for a while, and after thinking about it, he rolled up his sleeves and started working.

After watching TV, Wei Nuan, who had no coke to drink, had nothing to do, so she wandered over to help clean up.

The two have a tacit understanding, one cleans the closet and the other cleans the toilet, but they are also very harmonious.

Wei Han folded the thick quilt and put it away, replaced it with a thinner one, and then put an old quilt in a bag to take it out and put it in the donation box downstairs.

Walking to the door, Wei Nuan suddenly said, "What are you doing?"

"Ah? I threw this quilt away, it's worn out after covering it for several years." Wei Han explained casually.

"Are you going to buy a new one? You said last time that this bed is thick."

"It's not so warm when it's old, how about buying you a pillow then?"

Wei Nuan was silent for a while, and then said in a low voice, "Okay."

Wei Han didn't pay much attention to this little episode, and went downstairs humming a little tune.

Completely unaware of the repercussions of his unintentional actions.

In the living room, Wei Nuan put down the rag in his hand and remained silent.

After a while, I said to myself: "I am very warm."

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