If you don't save Shoujun, you will die [Transmigration Book]
Chapter 1 1 Just want to clean the room
Tu Caoshou didn't open the book "This World Is Not Cute at All" on purpose.
It was just because the books in the bookcase hadn’t been cleaned for a long time, and dust was everywhere when I opened the glass door casually, so I wanted to sweep it with a feather duster. Fly out a bunch of bookmark cards stuck inside.
He squatted down to pick up a bookmark, only to find that there was a picture of two beautiful young men hugging each other without clothes on.
Tu Caoshou: "?"
Glancing at the cover with only the title, he became very curious about this book with a long and cute name. He couldn't help but open a page with his finger and look back. The first page was full of flamboyant Signed with a pen, with the same four characters as the author's pen name "San Tu Taoist".
A bad premonition suddenly rose in his heart, and he quickly turned back——
A young hacker named Fan San decides to steal the commercial secrets of the target Jack Yang through technological means...
Um?Unexpectedly more serious opening.
Jack Yang had already discovered that Fan San was spying on him, and quickly sent his men to locate and arrest this clever hacker boy...
Ah, I'm a little nervous, how will Fan San deal with it?
After a three-line chase, Fan San was forced to the top floor to retreat, he pretended to surrender and was chased by Jack Yang's men, and at a critical moment he grabbed the gun and escaped...
Wow, worthy of being the protagonist, amazing!
Then, Fan San who was running on the pipeline was flustered because Jack Yang claimed to announce his real identity, and his foot slipped...
Wait, slipped?Wasn't he awesome before, and he was arrested now?
Tu Caoshou: "What the hell?"
He continued to look down.
Jack Yang, who had a sudden change in painting style, pinched Fan San's chin and said some overbearing lines, and then imprisoned Fan San...Prisoned, imprisoned?
Emmm, this seems to be different from the general male-frequent novels. Could it be that the protagonist is required to bear the humiliation and learn the ultimate ability from here to break through the self-counterattack and escape by slashing the enemy with his hands?
Tu Caoshou suddenly realized. With such a mentality, he saw his blushing and heartbeat from being serious, and finally finished this R18 danmei novel with a length of [-] to [-] words...
Moreover, he also found an easter egg that he didn't want to find.
"Tu Xuxu, get out of here!"
Throwing the book on the bed, he jumped violently like a fire-breathing dragon, and shouted towards the door:
"What the hell have you been writing all day long?! Still learning???"
Forget about this boring novel that has been suppressed since the protagonist is awesome at the beginning, he can only complain about the old girl's plot skills and brain full of waste.
Never should, never should be, he read halfway through and realized that he actually played a leading role in this R18 novel of no morals, and... Nima and Jack Yang had a 3P of the protagonist...
Thinking that this book was written by his own sister, he felt like killing people.
Who taught her to write these things? ? ?
Tu Caoshou, who was so angry, walked around in a circle anxiously, and squatted down to pick up those scattered bookmark cards.
Seeing the two beautiful young men painted on it, he got goosebumps all over his body, and the hairs on his back were even more so.
But out of the mentality that these things are evidence, he dutifully put them back into the book, thinking about how to teach his sister a lesson, when he found a card that was unique.
The whole body of this card is pure white, with only three cursive silver characters of "scavenger" stamped on it. The frigid style of painting looks out of place in this colorful room.
There is a corresponding "depression" similar to the thumbprint path engraved on it. It seems that someone only needs to press the thumb on it to trigger something incredible.
Tu Caoshou, who was still angry, didn't want to deal with this card at first, but he tried to press his thumb on it out of the mentality of checking it clean at one time. The transparent corner of the card instantly lit up like an electric current under this action. , the sizzle connection sound accompanied by a cold electronic sound sounded in his ears:
"The scavenger mode is on, and you are about to go to sleep, please adjust your posture."
Tu Caoshou: "?"
"The world is connecting, please wait."
Tu Caoshou was puzzled and was trying to get the card off his fingers when he heard the footsteps of "Da Da Da" running down the stairs. He just got up out of breath and turned around to face the person who came in. People cursed.
"Tu Xuxu, you idiot—"
As a result, as soon as he opened his mouth, he heard that weird electronic sound "beep".
"The current world has been loaded and is being delivered, please wait."
His eyes went dark, and he lost consciousness.
……
Tu Xuxu was originally cleaning upstairs. When she heard her brother roaring, her eyelids twitched. After thinking about it for a long time, she panicked and remembered that the Danmei book she wrote hadn't been put away when she hurriedly hid it last night—— Now probably... I have been seen, seen, by my brother!
Out of resistance to reality, she didn't go down immediately, but held the broom and thought about an excuse for a while, and after she felt that she could barely prevaricate, she finally mustered up the courage to trot down the stairs.
Just as she was about to put aside the broom and slide to kneel down to apologize, she saw her elder brother standing by the bed glaring at her and opening his mouth to scold. Suddenly his eyes froze, and he fell down suddenly with a "bang", knocking over the high-necked desk lamp next to him.
"Brother?!"
At first she thought that Tu Caoshou was joking, so she waited for her to get close and then suddenly knocked her on the head, so she moved to the side of the other side, and waited until she saw that the back of Tu Caoshou's loose T-shirt was stained with blood After that, she completely panicked.
First, Liushen Wuzhu tried to wake up her brother's mind by shouting, but found that the other party did not wake up. She hurriedly went to the bathroom to find a clean towel to bandage the wound, but after trying for a long time, she couldn't bandage it. She had to check the information on the Internet first. Step Tips Press firmly on the artery to stop bleeding.
Seeing that the amount of bleeding seemed to be under control, she tremblingly took out her mobile phone and wanted to call her parents. Halfway through the number, she suddenly remembered that those two unscrupulous people were going on an adventure in an unknown corner abroad. It is estimated that he will not be able to receive this call. Even if he does, it must be a week later when he comes back.
By then... let alone brother, the day lily will be cold!
Wiping away her tears, she suddenly remembered that there was one more person who could help.
——If it's this person, if it's this person, it should, maybe... definitely possible!
Tu Xuxu, who was busy on the phone, used a towel to press his brother's opening cut by the fragments of the desk lamp, and frantically croaked with the phone stuck in the other hand, not noticing that the "scavenger" who was originally a card was now like a finger Tear off Caoshou's thumb like a cover, and the transparent indicator light blinks faintly in blue.
The author has something to say:
Last night, I felt short on a whim. I've been busy with work recently. If I have inspiration, it will probably be a daily update. If I don't have inspiration...weekly, weekly... bah...
qaq
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11.19 Minor revisions
It was just because the books in the bookcase hadn’t been cleaned for a long time, and dust was everywhere when I opened the glass door casually, so I wanted to sweep it with a feather duster. Fly out a bunch of bookmark cards stuck inside.
He squatted down to pick up a bookmark, only to find that there was a picture of two beautiful young men hugging each other without clothes on.
Tu Caoshou: "?"
Glancing at the cover with only the title, he became very curious about this book with a long and cute name. He couldn't help but open a page with his finger and look back. The first page was full of flamboyant Signed with a pen, with the same four characters as the author's pen name "San Tu Taoist".
A bad premonition suddenly rose in his heart, and he quickly turned back——
A young hacker named Fan San decides to steal the commercial secrets of the target Jack Yang through technological means...
Um?Unexpectedly more serious opening.
Jack Yang had already discovered that Fan San was spying on him, and quickly sent his men to locate and arrest this clever hacker boy...
Ah, I'm a little nervous, how will Fan San deal with it?
After a three-line chase, Fan San was forced to the top floor to retreat, he pretended to surrender and was chased by Jack Yang's men, and at a critical moment he grabbed the gun and escaped...
Wow, worthy of being the protagonist, amazing!
Then, Fan San who was running on the pipeline was flustered because Jack Yang claimed to announce his real identity, and his foot slipped...
Wait, slipped?Wasn't he awesome before, and he was arrested now?
Tu Caoshou: "What the hell?"
He continued to look down.
Jack Yang, who had a sudden change in painting style, pinched Fan San's chin and said some overbearing lines, and then imprisoned Fan San...Prisoned, imprisoned?
Emmm, this seems to be different from the general male-frequent novels. Could it be that the protagonist is required to bear the humiliation and learn the ultimate ability from here to break through the self-counterattack and escape by slashing the enemy with his hands?
Tu Caoshou suddenly realized. With such a mentality, he saw his blushing and heartbeat from being serious, and finally finished this R18 danmei novel with a length of [-] to [-] words...
Moreover, he also found an easter egg that he didn't want to find.
"Tu Xuxu, get out of here!"
Throwing the book on the bed, he jumped violently like a fire-breathing dragon, and shouted towards the door:
"What the hell have you been writing all day long?! Still learning???"
Forget about this boring novel that has been suppressed since the protagonist is awesome at the beginning, he can only complain about the old girl's plot skills and brain full of waste.
Never should, never should be, he read halfway through and realized that he actually played a leading role in this R18 novel of no morals, and... Nima and Jack Yang had a 3P of the protagonist...
Thinking that this book was written by his own sister, he felt like killing people.
Who taught her to write these things? ? ?
Tu Caoshou, who was so angry, walked around in a circle anxiously, and squatted down to pick up those scattered bookmark cards.
Seeing the two beautiful young men painted on it, he got goosebumps all over his body, and the hairs on his back were even more so.
But out of the mentality that these things are evidence, he dutifully put them back into the book, thinking about how to teach his sister a lesson, when he found a card that was unique.
The whole body of this card is pure white, with only three cursive silver characters of "scavenger" stamped on it. The frigid style of painting looks out of place in this colorful room.
There is a corresponding "depression" similar to the thumbprint path engraved on it. It seems that someone only needs to press the thumb on it to trigger something incredible.
Tu Caoshou, who was still angry, didn't want to deal with this card at first, but he tried to press his thumb on it out of the mentality of checking it clean at one time. The transparent corner of the card instantly lit up like an electric current under this action. , the sizzle connection sound accompanied by a cold electronic sound sounded in his ears:
"The scavenger mode is on, and you are about to go to sleep, please adjust your posture."
Tu Caoshou: "?"
"The world is connecting, please wait."
Tu Caoshou was puzzled and was trying to get the card off his fingers when he heard the footsteps of "Da Da Da" running down the stairs. He just got up out of breath and turned around to face the person who came in. People cursed.
"Tu Xuxu, you idiot—"
As a result, as soon as he opened his mouth, he heard that weird electronic sound "beep".
"The current world has been loaded and is being delivered, please wait."
His eyes went dark, and he lost consciousness.
……
Tu Xuxu was originally cleaning upstairs. When she heard her brother roaring, her eyelids twitched. After thinking about it for a long time, she panicked and remembered that the Danmei book she wrote hadn't been put away when she hurriedly hid it last night—— Now probably... I have been seen, seen, by my brother!
Out of resistance to reality, she didn't go down immediately, but held the broom and thought about an excuse for a while, and after she felt that she could barely prevaricate, she finally mustered up the courage to trot down the stairs.
Just as she was about to put aside the broom and slide to kneel down to apologize, she saw her elder brother standing by the bed glaring at her and opening his mouth to scold. Suddenly his eyes froze, and he fell down suddenly with a "bang", knocking over the high-necked desk lamp next to him.
"Brother?!"
At first she thought that Tu Caoshou was joking, so she waited for her to get close and then suddenly knocked her on the head, so she moved to the side of the other side, and waited until she saw that the back of Tu Caoshou's loose T-shirt was stained with blood After that, she completely panicked.
First, Liushen Wuzhu tried to wake up her brother's mind by shouting, but found that the other party did not wake up. She hurriedly went to the bathroom to find a clean towel to bandage the wound, but after trying for a long time, she couldn't bandage it. She had to check the information on the Internet first. Step Tips Press firmly on the artery to stop bleeding.
Seeing that the amount of bleeding seemed to be under control, she tremblingly took out her mobile phone and wanted to call her parents. Halfway through the number, she suddenly remembered that those two unscrupulous people were going on an adventure in an unknown corner abroad. It is estimated that he will not be able to receive this call. Even if he does, it must be a week later when he comes back.
By then... let alone brother, the day lily will be cold!
Wiping away her tears, she suddenly remembered that there was one more person who could help.
——If it's this person, if it's this person, it should, maybe... definitely possible!
Tu Xuxu, who was busy on the phone, used a towel to press his brother's opening cut by the fragments of the desk lamp, and frantically croaked with the phone stuck in the other hand, not noticing that the "scavenger" who was originally a card was now like a finger Tear off Caoshou's thumb like a cover, and the transparent indicator light blinks faintly in blue.
The author has something to say:
Last night, I felt short on a whim. I've been busy with work recently. If I have inspiration, it will probably be a daily update. If I don't have inspiration...weekly, weekly... bah...
qaq
------
11.19 Minor revisions
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