The wind is very noisy tonight.

——Of course it was noisy!Doing nothing in the middle of the night and going to the rooftop on the [-]th floor to blow the air is not only noisy, but also can freeze people into fools a few times!

Wearing a Bluetooth headset, Xiao Wang shivered in a leeward corner, and silently added a "mental diagnosis" item to the chairman's itinerary. After thinking about it, he browsed the famous Taoist temples in the city, copy and paste Write down the contact information of several reliable masters.

He deeply suspects that the boss is either bewitched or has a split personality.

At night, he sat on a beach chair with a sun umbrella under the lights, slicing watermelon with one hand, and a Browning pinned to his belt. It’s basking in the sun on the beach—before today, unless he was on vacation, Tu Caoshou spent every night in meetings and documents. He never took the initiative to touch carbonated drinks. He must have a spoon to eat watermelon. He hates doing anything to waste time. things...and now...

"Little King."

The familiar voice of the boss suddenly came out of the communicator, and the dedicated assistant, Comrade Xiao Wang, immediately returned to his senses. Even if the boss was not there, he still bowed vertically at ninety degrees and held the ear wearing the communicator and asked:

"What's wrong, Tu Dong?"

"Someone is coming towards me, hehe, it's amazing to fly over the eaves and walls..."

The admiration in the second half of the sentence was obviously not addressed to the communicator, so Xiao Wang quickly filtered out the invalid information and went straight to the point:

"Alright Mr. Tu, let's stop him immediately."

"What are you stopping him for? Tell him to let him in—but the swarm of flies chasing after him are quite in the way, so you can figure it out."

"Yes!"

Spread the three fingers and swipe in the air, and the bodyguards hidden in the darkness are immediately dispatched.

……

Tu Caoshou, who is eating watermelon, doesn't care what the NPCs in this world think of him. Anyway, his task is to use all the resources in his hands to achieve the "harmony" standard. As long as the hidden dangers are completely eliminated, he doesn't care what the world thinks.

Staring at the distance with a high-powered telescope, it is obvious that the protagonist is spinning and jumping on the water pipes and eaves.

Sure enough, as the book said, Jack Yang blocked all the exits for him to escape from Tianle Square after locking Fan San, so Fan San could only wait for his teammates to rescue him by delaying time—but unfortunately, his teammates He has already sold him at a high price, so even if he is dragged to death, no one will come to rescue him. The best end is to be caught by Jack Yang.

Rubbing his chin and recalling the desperate situation in which the protagonist's three views have collapsed, Tu Caoshou feels that for the future Fan San, it would be more enjoyable to be shot to death than to be captured by Jack Yang alive and turned into a sex toy.

Seeing that Fan San was getting closer and closer to him, Tu Caoshou put down the watermelon to wipe his hands, and finally lifted the windproof quilt to stand up, standing in the wind with a big manly look, waiting for the protagonist to throw himself into the trap.

Fan San, who ran away like a bereaved dog, soon discovered that the people behind were stopped by a mysterious force from nowhere. What's wrong with... Old, Big Brother?

With his hands on the edge of the eaves, he tentatively greeted the other party:

"……Hi?"

"Come up and say hello, are you tired lying there?"

After Tu Caoshou glanced at the dark and windy bustling market, he immediately withdrew half of his body - this building is so tall, it made me dizzy.

Fan San flipped over and jumped in. The tall and thin young man was quite clean. There was a tear mole in the corner of his left eye, but he was not girly. No matter how you looked at it, it couldn’t be compared with the late-stage man in the original text. The mad waves are connected with each other, and people can't help but lament the abnormality of Jack Yang who transformed all this.

"Young man." Tu Caoshou, who was full of sympathy and emotion, looked at the bewildered little hacker with kindness, "Men are mortal, and they are either heavier than Mount Tai or lighter than a feather, as Lu Xun said... ..."

Fan San: "Hengmei coldly pointing fingers at thousands of people, bowing their heads willingly as a bully?"

Tu Caoshou: "No..."

Fan San: "One go at a high effort, then decline and three times exhaust?"

Tu Caoshou: "Shut up! That's not what Lu Xun said!"

Fan San: "I'm sorry, then..."

Tu Caoshou: "Are you a celebrity quote reader? If you tell you to shut up, you can hold back your words! If you grab the lines again, I will beat you to death—"

Then he quickly took a deep breath, and said without commas the draft he had just temporarily typed:

"A true warrior dares to face up to the bleak life, dares to face up to the dripping blood, so in order to make you less miserable in the future, I have to perform a just act and that is—"

"Let you die with dignity."

The moment he took out the Browning from the back of his waist, Tu Caoshou took advantage of the close range to quickly aim at the confused Fan San, and then clicked the trigger without hesitation.

boom.

The young man with tears in the corners of his eyes fell down inexplicably during this unclear conversation before he could react.

The last scenery he saw in this world was the gratified smile on the man's face when he shook off the windbreaker and was covered for him.

"With hope for this world, let's leave cleanly."

Cleanly...leave...?

The pupils of the eyes gradually faded, and the young man lying on the ground stopped moving.

Facing the hot muzzle of the gun, Tu Caoshou was satisfied with his plan—very well, the source of disharmony has been eliminated, so the mission is considered complete, and he will soon be able to go to the next world up.

"Tu... Dong."

Xiao Wang, who rushed over when he heard the gunshots, looked in shock at the apparently cold body lying on the ground, and he clenched his fingers into fists and covered his mouth in disbelief. The boss is far away.

Through the Bluetooth headset, he summoned all the bodyguards who went out to stop people in a low voice, and Xiao Wang decided to let them control the boss who was suspected of having a mental illness first.

I thought the boss was just possessed by evil or split personality, but I didn't expect to have anti-social tendencies? !What should I do if I suddenly kill someone? ? ?Should I call the police first or find a way to persuade the boss to surrender... In fact, the company's benefits are really good. Although the boss is a bit grumpy, the year-end bonus has never been less. He has an 80-year-old grandmother and a three-year-old niece to support. He really doesn't want to work. It's so cold...

The shivering Xiao Wang was fighting with heaven and man in his head, when suddenly a gust of wind blew beside him, and he saw a tall man in a windbreaker walking towards Tu Caoshou, who was observing the corpse, and then stretched out his hand specifically to hold it. his shoulders.

Xiao Wang, who didn't have time to stop it, stared at the boss's follow-up action in fear, his thumb was already on the alarm button, fearing that another tragedy would happen and he would not be able to stop it in time, so he frantically urged the bodyguards to come back quickly into the headset.

"...?"

Tu Caoshou, who was suddenly patted on the shoulder, turned around and saw an... extremely familiar face.

The extremely transparent blue eyes stared at him firmly, and the facial features full of mixed blood were three-dimensional and deep. The man had no special expression, and his lips, which appeared brighter against the skin, were lightly pursed, as if he hadn't completely finished after putting on lipstick. Wipe away.

"Brother Yang?"

Subconsciously calling out like this, Tu Caoshou suddenly felt something was wrong.

The storyline of this world was running quickly in his mind, and some unnoticed clues were strung together and suddenly became connected, so that his expression twisted unconsciously, and he asked this sentence almost tremblingly:

"...J...Jack Yang?"

Bingshan nodded solemnly.

Tu Xuxu, fuck you, get out and kill me!

After Tu Caoshou got the answer, his whole body was shaking, and there were too many emotions in his mind. He couldn't tell whether he was angry or ashamed. It might be both, so that they were entangled and couldn't be distinguished, but In the end, he came to a very consistent conclusion.

——After returning, he will hang up the sand sculpture Tu Xuxu to beat him.

"Yes, I'm sorry...well, are you here to look for him, uh..."

Tu Caoshou talked incoherently while retreating, a little embarrassed to make room for Fan San who was ready to offer incense:

"I'm sorry, um, I'm doing it for his own good... and for your own good. In short... this is good for everyone. Alas, what am I talking about..."

Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of his assistant who was huddled in the corner, and Tu Caoshou immediately put aside the previous topic as if remembering something:

"Well, Xiao Wang... You should call the police first, I can't stay here for a few minutes, you can deal with the matter afterward, and do what I said before."

Seeing the assistant's down state, Tu Caoshou didn't expect the other party to fully listen to his words, and muttered in his heart why the system was so slow and didn't send him. "Jack Yang" suddenly took a step in his direction, and Tu Caoshou was so frightened that he immediately leaned against the guardrail of the roof.

"what are you doing?"

Although this person looks exactly like the one he knew, after reading the whole book, he clearly knows that this "Jack Young" in front of him is a purebred pervert with strange sexual fetishes and loves compulsion... Nima, this Could it be that the grandson wanted to mess with him because the protagonist died? !

"I'm telling you, don't come here. I haven't missed the target since I learned how to shoot a gun. I score nine points every time I score ten rings. Do you know who my master is, the first in the youth group of the national shooting event... Hey, am I here?" Just kidding, you still fucking come here?!"

The bullets "bang" into the blue velvet night, and the empty shell casings "clinked" to the glass floor.

The wrist that pulled the trigger was firmly pressed against the strangely shaped metal guardrail. This man with charming eyes didn't speak, didn't smile, and didn't show any expression. He just leaned close to him and looked at him carefully, like a king inspecting himself. The territory, over and over again, no matter how big or small.

Tu Caoshou felt chills down his spine from this kind of gaze, gritted his teeth and made a complaint that no one could understand in a very soft voice:

"Damn... the system, when will you send Lao Tzu..."

This sentence was obviously heard by the people in front of them.

But Tu Caoshou didn't think the other party knew what he was talking about.

The stalemate didn't last long. Tu Caoshou broke free when he found the other party to relax his vigilance, and quickly climbed up the guardrail, shouting:

"See you, Nima!"

He fell headfirst...and was hugged.

Emmmmm always felt that the posture was slightly awkward.

Tu Caoshou was really about to cry. He had already planned to jump off the building and enter the next world, "if the mountain doesn't come, I will go to the mountain". Not to mention, it really felt like the person he knew... so much that he wanted to burrow into a hole and bury himself.

Unhappily dragged back to the rooftop by the other party, the assistant Xiao Wang threw himself on his knees and cried loudly in an emotional breakdown. Tu Caoshou had no intention of listening to the persuasion, his mind was full of thoughts about the system.

At this moment, his unsuspecting fingertips were gently held by the man's cold palm, and the blue light on his thumb that no one except him could see was consciously caressed by the man in front of him.

He suddenly looked up at "Jack Yang".

After looking at each other for a few seconds, a huge blue screen panel popped up between the two of them.

【Task panel】

Remove all incongruous elements related to the protagonist, including sexual descriptions and kisses below the neck, etc.

Once the discord factor is generated, a point of life will be deducted from the player

The task fails when the life value is deducted

When the health value is zero, the player dies

(When the time track of the novel comes to an end, the player can enter the next world)

Tu Caoshou: "?"

Just when he didn't know why, "Jack Yang" pointed to the last sentence on the panel, and finally spoke:

"read out."

Tu Caoshou subconsciously obeyed:

"The time track of the novel has come to an end, the player can... what the hell?!"

In other words, he will stay in this world for at least half a year? ! ? !

That Fan San's body...

Comrade Xiao Wang, who was crying bitterly, had a buzzing cell phone. He choked up and looked at the screen. After twisting his nose, he raised the cell phone to his ear, and answered the call loudly through the whining wind:

"Ah, yes, I am the informant. You have arrived? Okay, okay..."

Tu Caoshou: "..."

— Asiba.

The author has something to say:

good night buddy

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small theater:

Tu Caoshou: I hate video games without guidance for beginners!

Jie Keyang: I will teach you

Tu Caoshou: ...Brother, is this the point?

Jie Keyang: teach by hand

Tu Caoshou: What novice guide do you need for video games? Skip it!

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