If you don't save Shoujun, you will die [Transmigration Book]

At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, Zhou Ku held a cigarette in one hand and pressed the keyboard with the other. The blue light from the computer flickered, reflecting on his face that hadn't seen the sun for a long time. His bearded eyes were decadent. If there were outsiders watching at this time, they would probably be shocked by this miserable picture .

In fact, he was just playing a game.

In the small rental house, there are scattered clothes and trash cans full of rubbish. Only the bed is clean and close to the wall. After playing a game, he looked at the settlement interface with jumping numbers, and suddenly felt an indescribable feeling. dull and greasy.

But he didn't feel sleepy, and even planned to revisit a few old movies he liked several years ago to pass the time.

For him, twelve o'clock is just the beginning of nightlife - if you can't find the fun you want in the game, then look for it from other places. In short, it's much better than doing nothing and tossing and turning in bed with insomnia .

But today is a little different.

After exiting the game interface, he saw the little penguin in his lower right corner beating wildly.

Swiping with the mouse, he originally planned to ignore all of them, but found that the avatar he was in charge of editing was unexpectedly on top during this non-working time, showing three messages.

Thinking that there was something wrong with the new article, he quickly opened it.

Mai Sang: Underpants, are you home?

Mai Sang: I am at your door

Mai Sang: open the door quickly

There are holes in your pants: huh? ? ?

As soon as he sent the news, he immediately heard someone outside knocking on the door, and the empty corridor echoed with a man's full voice shouting the door, which was very loud:

"Pants, I'm Mai Sang, open the door quickly! Damn, I'm freezing to death."

As soon as the shout came out, Zhou Ku kicked the chair away like the wind and rushed to the porch to open the door, for fear that the neighbors would know his particularly dishonest pseudonym—although no one would care.

Seeing the person standing at the door with a briefcase in his arms, he immediately jumped up and covered his mouth, forced the person into the room, and closed the door with a bang.

"Fuck, what are you yelling in the middle of the night, you are not afraid of the property to check, what should you do if the neighbors complain?!"

Using his cat's eyes to make sure no one was alarmed to check in the corridor, Zhou Ku turned his head reassuringly, and saw the man in the camel-colored windbreaker undoing his black scarf and hanging it casually on the handle of the only wardrobe with no clothes on, and replied disapprovingly road:

"How many people in your community went to bed before twelve o'clock. Isn't it normal to call the door when you come to find someone? Complain about it."

Zhou Ku has nothing to do with the capriciousness of the man in front of him. Whoever makes him his editor-in-chief and his college roommate, he can't get rid of him... Although he feels that Maisang is a little different from usual today.

Unannounced visits were so unprecedented that he didn't have time to call housekeeping or clean the room himself.

Standing in the messy hut, besides being helpless, he was also a little bit at a loss when his own shortcomings were discovered.

However, Mai Sang obviously didn't care about this matter. The man wiped away the moisture stained on his forehead, stared at his clean bed for a few seconds, put his hands in his pockets and said:

"Then what, I've already called a car, you can go to my house to sleep tonight, pack up the clothes you can wear, let's go quickly."

Zhou Ku who was suddenly commanded: Huh? ? ?

"Where are you going?" Zhou Ku's face was full of question marks, "Why is it so urgent, hey, don't help me clean up."

When he asked the question, Mai Sang had already found out a travel bag that had been pressed for a long time from the clothes mountain very neatly, and quickly cleaned it up. The man answered while throwing the clothes that caught the eye into the bag:

"The Qingyi signing event at 09:30 in the morning the day after tomorrow, and our flight at 08:30 tomorrow morning, now go to my place to sort out your image, and then tomorrow morning... no, this morning at six o'clock, leave for the airport."

"Wait, what does Qingyi's signing event have to do with me? Isn't that a fan signing event for female writers? Why am I running over there like a male?"

"It's not just you, there are also Baitu and Liujin. They should be arriving at my house soon. I also received a call temporarily. The boss asked me to take a few of you from the same city together first, saying that the female channel is not full. The organizers have to rush to the posters again, we have to try to be as early as possible, and we have to take pictures for you."

Shaking off the ashes on the shirt, Mai Sang confirmed that the bag was full, then zipped it up, stared at Zhou Ku who was stunned in place, flicked his tongue, and couldn't help urging:

"Why are you still standing here, changing clothes, brother, you plan to go out with me to meet people like this? Ah, the driver is calling, hurry up, at least change your shoes."

Zhou Ku came to his senses and realized that he had to meet his colleagues later. He ran into the toilet in a few steps, washed his face, shaved and waxed his hair quickly in a few minutes, then took out a long-sleeved cotton padded coat and put it on again. Wearing a set of loose sweatshirts, even if you still wear colorful knee-length shorts, it doesn't look awkward, but it feels a bit unscrupulous to mix and match.

However, Mai Sang didn't seem to care about his clothes as much as he said. Seeing that he had finished tidying up, he dragged him downstairs to the car, and then began to reply to text messages as if he was relieved. explain:

"The cash flow has arrived."

……

Tu Caoshou really, really didn't want to recall the few minutes he had just arrived in this world.

First he was lying on the bed, which was normal.

Secondly, the bed is very warm, which is normal.

Finally, he found a naked man under the covers? !

This is fucking abnormal!

At first he thought it was Jie Keyang, but when he stood up and looked at the other person's face, he was so frightened that he almost fell off the bed. The man was also awakened, and turned on the bedside lamp sleepily, revealing his distinctive blond hair and scarf. Hitomi, his handsome face was illuminated by the lazy light.

Damn... Isn't this Chi Yao who was killed by Jie Keyang and Wei Feng in the last world?How could you sleep with him? ? ?nightmare? !

"Tu, Cao, Shou!"

The man's tone was extremely severe, with an obvious get-up air:

"Get the hell out of me right away, do you want to die at night?"

"Who are you?" Seeing this person's face, he was in a bad mood, and his tone became cold, "I don't know you."

"They're all out here pretending to be big-tailed wolves. You want to leave after I put up my pants after sleeping?"

The man flicked his beautiful blond hair, straightened his back and sneered at him:

"dream."

"I'm very clear about whether I slept or not."

Keenly smelled the fading smell of alcohol—even though he didn't give priority to reading the script in this world, and he didn't understand the antecedents of this incident, but what is certain is that his body is likely to be destroyed by the person in front of him. Chi Yao's man was tricked.

He took the bedside mobile phone to confirm the time and date. He didn't stay in the room for too long, but glanced at the clothes scattered on the floor, picked up the pants that looked like his size, and put them on.

"You can do it yourself."

Leaving this sentence, he closed the door.

When he saw the layout of the room, he realized that this was not a hotel, but someone's home. Soon, the photos on the bedside table made him confirm that this was "his" territory, so he treated "Chi Yao" Say what you just said, so you can find a gap to browse the mission panel and original text settings of this world quietly.

【Task panel】

Remove all incongruous elements related to the protagonist, including sexual descriptions and kisses below the neck, etc.

Once the discord factor is generated, a point of life will be deducted from the player

The task fails when the life value is deducted

When the health value is zero, the player dies

(When the time track of the novel comes to an end, the player can enter the next world)

【role play】

Player: Tu Caoshou (Mai Sang)

Occupation: Website Editor

Current Health: 1

Time remaining: one year

The OOC value has been completely canceled, but Tu Caoshou, who quickly read the original text, did not feel the joy of reducing the burden at all.

He really doesn't know what the hell this world is.

Why can the bed become a living being and fall in love with people, and then those things can happen?Damn, then why does he have the protagonist not to sleep on his own bed... a reminder? ? ?

After quickly reading the original text, he swiped open the screen of his phone and began to look through all the chat records of the work account. After seeing the activity notice of the Qingyi signing event, he immediately had an idea in his mind.

Finding the turtleneck sweater from the sofa and putting it on, the blond man finally came out of the room, narrowed his slender red pupils to look at him, leaned against the door and said to him jokingly:

"Ah Shou, no matter what, I'm still your ex-boyfriend. It's not good for you to be so ruthless."

"How can I pull it out without hanging it?"

Tu Caoshou cut to the point of the conversation rudely and directly following the key words of the other party:

"Get me drunk and still want me to be hard? Chi Yao, don't go too far."

On the other hand, his face turned sunny and cloudy like flipping through a book, but he didn't have any entanglements with the name "Chi Yao". See the famous hall.

Pulling off the camel windbreaker on the shelf and putting it on, the man found the key that was casually placed on the cabinet, lightly pressed his heavy head with the back of his hand, and said to the man with sideways eyes:

"I have someone to pick me up. If you haven't left when you come back, I'll call the property owner."

After finishing speaking, he closed the anti-theft door. The winter wind made him shiver, and he became more awake now.

First leave a message to the boss to report. In order to make this emergency event look more real, he also called two other authors from the same city, so that no matter whether it is canceled halfway or actually went to the Qingyi signing event later, everyone will not seem to be concerned. would be too embarrassing.

That's right, he intends to use the excuse of Qingyi's signing event to get the protagonist out of his home - tonight at twelve o'clock is the day when the bed will wake up, and he must rush to the other party's house before then to prevent Zhou Ku from having sex with the bed .

Thinking of this, he suddenly covered his face with one hand, dumbfounded.

My god...stop the protagonist from having sex with the bed.

——What kind of absurd world is this?

……Complicated feelings.

The author has something to say:

small theater:

Tu Xuxu: QAQ My brother calls me a fool, I feel pampered

Fan San: ...Little fool

Tu Xuxu: How dare you scold me? !

Fan San:? ? ?

[Double standard dog painted slowly]

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12.10

Drafting lonely and writing alone

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