[One Piece] Raiders Luffy Plan

"You're sitting on top of my golden balls."

=Dish=!

Runqian, who was about to get up, heard this and quickly lay down and covered his mouth with her hand, "Shh! Shhh!! Don't say such things! What if the god Sauron heard it and the crew heard it?!"

Luffy was pressed again by her, and he groaned "uh" to express his discomfort.

After seeing Runqian's stern, slightly darkened expression, Luffy swallowed his complaints and nodded.

After seeing his reaction, Runqian breathed a sigh of relief and prepared to stand up and pull Lu Fei up.

"Don't say such shameless words anymore, do you hear me?" Wan told Runqian again when he met Runqian together.

Luffy covered his mouth cooperatively, and blinked at the person behind Runqian.

"Don't try to be cute on purpose!!" Runqian slapped him on the head, did you really listen to me, bastard!At this time, do you still want to be cute and let me let you go! ?Impossible idiot!

"Hey, it's been a long time since I saw that your relationship is still so good!" A familiar voice came, Runqian froze and quickly got up, then pulled Luffy up from the ground and turned to look behind.

The person who came was wearing an orange hat, with black algae-like dense hair hidden under the hat, one hand was hanging down, and the other was holding the hat.There was a playful smile on his face with tiny freckles.

"Ai Ai Ais!!!?!?"

"Yo, Ace!"

... Yarn, who can tell me why Ace is here!Why are you here!Why is it here! !

Ace, what is that expression on your face? Excuse me, you must have thought of something that I cannot understand, right?I can't understand it at all, really! !

"It's troublesome, let's go down." An impatient voice came, and was stopped by a female voice, "No, what if they feel embarrassed?"

"Cut!~"

Runqian calmly followed the voice, and found that her teammates were looking down at them in the corridor on the second floor. Judging from the voice and their expressions, the two who spoke just now should be Nami and Zoro.

Seeing Run Qian looking over, Chopper and Usopp waved happily.

...This time...Oops...Runqian is so sad, I feel that I will never be able to pass the fate of jjj being watched at will in this life...Why do I have to let the male god come to see my stupid image every time? !

Ten thousand grass-mud horses screamed and stomped through Runqian's heart.

"Run Qian, why, you don't say hello to me anymore?" Ace, who was having a good conversation with Luffy over there, said suddenly.

"...Hahahaha, isn't this Ace?" Runqian greeted with a forced smile.

"Not at all enthusiastic." Ace turned his face away and greeted Usopp and the others who had just come down to the second floor.

...How enthusiastic do you want me to be, my dear! !Like Luffy hugging you and patting your chest muscles, laughing and saying to you "Ace, you have become stronger and stronger"? !

How could I do it on a horse? !

Runqian was a little weak, and then Nami came over and touched Runqian's body with her arm to signal her to look over, "Aqian, that's great!" She gave Runqian a thumbs up.

"Great, great?!" You must have fantasized about something so strange that people dare not look directly at it! !

"Stop pretending, between you and Luffy, is this you?" She raised her little finger.

"No!" Runqian quickly denied, "It's not such a strange relationship!"

Nami showed a suddenly realized expression and stopped asking questions.

=m=Why is there such an expression of suddenly realizing again, who can explain it to me!But just laugh and say nothing, what are you doing! ?

Soon Runqian's thoughts were put away, because Sanji had finished the meal and was serving it on the table.Ace on one side gave Luffy his own life card and after they sighed a few words, he jumped into his own boat and staggered away.

Runqian, who decided to go to bed after eating, went back to the room early, and after taking a shower, she lay down on the bed and closed her eyes to sleep.

There was the sound of panicked footsteps, followed by the sound of his own door being rudely knocked open.

Wearing a red vest and blue jeans, Luffy rushed in with messy hair and bare feet. After entering, he closed the door rudely with a "snap" and dragged Runqian up from the bed.

Runqian looked at the person in front of him in a daze, "Lu Fei? What's wrong?"

Lu Fei carefully looked left and right to make sure that no one would come now, then quietly moved his face closer, and squeezed Runqian's face with his hands.

The pain came, and Runqian, who was still in a daze just now, suddenly woke up, feeling a little irritable, and his tone became more and more bad.

"What are you doing!"

"You pay me!" Luffy tugged at the collar of Runqian's pajamas with a slightly angry expression, "You pay me for my golden balls!"

"What, what? Golden balls?" Runqian was a little dazed and really couldn't figure out what his golden balls had to do with her, "I didn't eat yours! What did you ask me for?"

When Lu Fei heard Runqian say this, his face immediately collapsed, "My golden ball is broken..."

"Broken, broken?!" Runqian was a little dazed, Emma, ​​what do you mean your balls are broken?Masaka, can I still cure your balls? ……wrong!Are your balls broken?Your balls mean... right!You...couldn't be...you can't do it? !

"It's swollen!"

"Swollen, swollen?" Runqian's face immediately became colorful.She already knew what Luffy was talking about.

... Are you a boy?This should be a normal physiological reaction, right?Don't you know!

"It was a little swollen in the afternoon, and it didn't get better all afternoon!"

Luffy frowned, his expression extremely uncomfortable. "You must have broken my golden ball! You pay me!"

It's been all afternoon and you haven't "reduced the swelling", your libido is really high...

"Compensation for you?" Runqian's face became colorful, "Ci'ao, I don't have that thing of yours!"

"Why not!" Luffy retorted her, "Usopp Zoro and Sanji have them all, how could you not have golden eggs?" He yelled at Runqian angrily: "You must not want to Pay me and you'll say you don't have it!"

Listen to who he is talking about!Sanji, Usopp, Soman, these three are men, right? !The golden balls that men have, how can I have them as a woman! ! !

"I told you I don't have one!!" Runqian yelled at him angrily, "I'm a woman! I'm a woman! Golden balls are something only men have!"

"You lied!" Lu Fei became stubborn, "I want to see!"

…………

... Can anyone repeat to me what I just heard? !What is Luffy talking about! !to see! ! ! ?What the hell! ! ! =Dish=I don’t want to show it to you! ! !

"do not want!"

Lu Fei immediately sullenly said, "Dirty you liar!"

Runqian really wants the system to come out quickly and give her a copy of "Physiology and Hygiene" so that she can teach Lu Fei a good lesson to correct Lu Fei's view of gender!

"Listen, Lu Fei." Runqian restrained herself not to be irritable, "It's normal for you to be swollen, it happens to every boy, do you understand?"

"Will Dirty's balls be swollen too?" Lu Fei tilted his head.

"...No, I don't have balls!" Runqian was so haggard, "I'm a woman, different from you."

Luffy nodded and seemed to understand, "Is it the same as Makino?"

Runqian nodded.

Lu Fei suddenly realized: "It turns out that you are really a woman, dirty boy."

...It's really not easy, Luffy, you finally understand that I am a woman.But the one you use and those two words really bother me!

"...I'm a woman with the same attributes as Nami Weiwei and the others!"

Runqian is about to collapse.

"Eh?! Nami and Weiwei are also women?!" Luffy was shocked!

I...fuck!I'm about to be played and cried by you, Aluffy!Do you really not understand QAQ!But after hearing Luffy say that he didn't know that Nami and Weiwei were women, his mental balance suddenly became a lot...it must be something broken in me!

Run Qian raised his forehead: "In short, none of us have balls like yours, and it is impossible to have them."

Lu Fei pondered for a while, then shook his head: "I don't care! You broke my balls and you have to pay me!"

"I've said it's not bad! You go to the toilet and masturbate yourself! Get out, I want to sleep!!!" Runqian finally couldn't stand it anymore and yelled at him: "Isn't there still a fragrant woman living in your room?" Guishi?! Go and ask him!"

"I don't want to! It's a shame to let Sanji know that I'm broken."

"... Then you go to the bathroom."

"How to go to the toilet?"

"...Touch with your hand..." Runqian felt so lost that she couldn't look directly at her.

Why do you let me teach you about physical hygiene, Ah QAQ!Luffy, don't you know what shame is? !

"Oh." Luffy nodded, reaching out to take off his pants.

Runqian looked at it and hurriedly stopped him, "Wait! Don't take off your pants and walk the bird in front of me!! Go to the bathroom, you!"

Luffy tilted his head and blinked in bewilderment.

"Why? Haven't you seen my golden balls?"

...what to save you!Luffy's morals! ! !

"Even if I have seen it, I don't want to watch it. I want to sleep..." Runqian hurriedly made an excuse.Luffy believed Runqian's words, nodded obediently and went to the bathroom in Runqian's room.

Since the last time I bumped into her in the bathroom, in order to prevent such embarrassment, Runqian strongly requested to install a small bathroom in her room at her own expense.This bathroom was installed by the system not long ago.

…"Why are you using my bathroom, bastard!!" Runqian yelled, then fell onto the bed and covered her face with the quilt.

There was a strange groaning sound from the bathroom.

Bastard is this a human thing ヾノ! !Runqian lifted the quilt irritably and stared at the bathroom door for a while.Then he covered his head with the quilt and covered his ears tightly.Are you kidding me? !

Handjob, please go back and hit Azube! !Runqian wanted to give Luffy a middle finger.

This strange groaning sound lasted for a long time, and Luffy didn't come out of the bathroom until Runqian lost all sleepiness and Muna sat on the bed.

[system hint]:

His face was flushed and there was sweat on his face.At this moment, she was staring at Runqian, "Zangzi, thank you for curing my balls!"

"Thank you for putting the balls away, get out!" Run Qianmu replied with a stern face.

Lu Fei grinned: "Although I still can't believe that you are a girl, Dirty, we will still be friends, right?"

"Ah."

"Will that dirty man still be willing to help me heal my illness?"

"... Shut up and get out!!" Runqian pulled out a white pillow from behind and threw it at him vigorously.

Luffy caught the pillow, put it on Runqian's bed, and looked at Runqian with a flushed face, "I know, I won't tell anyone!" He said smartly.

...Okay, please don't torture my fragile nerves! !Runqian lifted the quilt and buried herself in.Seeing Runqian like this, Luffy went out with a smile and closed the door behind him.

Runqian had a dream that day: the childish version of Luffy leaned over with his mouth pouted and asked her to help cure his balls. ... What a crazy dream this is!Help! !