[One Piece] Raiders Luffy Plan

"What did you guys do behind my back!?"

Hearing the conversation between Luffy and Runqian, Garp was surprisingly shocked and angry.Looking at the two of them, they showed a look of hatred.

etc!Jisan, did you misunderstand something? !You must have misunderstood something! 'Did something' ← did nothing!Runqian took a step forward, and just as she was about to explain, she was rushed by Lu Fei next to her.

"Zangzi said, she is my wife." Lu Fei answered Garp honestly with a paralyzed face, then grabbed Runqian's arm to prevent her from leaving, and stretched out his free hand to Runqian. She was about to unbutton her shirt, and it seemed that she really planned to make Runqian pay for his 'Little Grape'.

No!It cannot be explained like this!Runqian deeply understands the meaning of the phrase 'Those who can speak think about it, those who can't speak rush to say it'. If you say this, you can honestly tell Grandpa Garp that there is indeed something between him and Luffy. matter! ?Ya Die... I want Ming Mei to marry into the house! !

No, no, no, this is not the point, the point is, what are you doing with your hands, Luffy! ?

Runqian's whole person: =mouth=.

Garp punched Luffy in the head, preventing Luffy's next move.

"Don't even think about doing such a heinous thing in front of the old man!"

A fist with domineering power is not something ordinary people can stop. Even though Luffy has the devil fruit ability, he still covered his head and sat on the ground like a child yelling 'it hurts' after being hit by Garp like this!

Lu Fei, who was sitting on the ground, complained of pain for a long time, and he simply didn’t get up. He raised his head and stared at Garp to express his dissatisfaction: “What old man! ! Where did the heinous thing come from?"

"Asshole! How dare you call grandpa 'old man'!! Is this how you treat grandpa!" Garp was blocked by him, and his old face flushed for a while, and he didn't know what to say.He could only make a fuss about the language disorder in Lu Fei's mouth, and punched him down.

The beaten Luffy expressed all kinds of grievances and innocence, and stared at Garp.

...Grandpa Garp, are you really stupid like this?Why do I think your thinking mode has gone to other places like your grandson Luffy? Hey!You must have thought of something strange before, right? !Why are your cheeks so red?Could it be that I really thought of something that ordinary people can't understand and wouldn't think of, let's go! !

Runqian also stared at Karp.

Garp couldn't stand being seen like this by the juniors, coupled with the fact that he was born with a single cell, some words were spoken without going through the brain.

"That is to say, have you ever experienced 'that'!"

After speaking, he probably felt ashamed, so he went out immediately.Leave them a vicissitudes of the back.

"Cough cough cough..."

Sanji, who was smoking on the sidelines, trembled when he heard Garp's words, and coughed violently when he took a breath while smoking.Why do hands shake?Obviously this guy understands in seconds...

Damn, do you understand it in seconds! ?

Runqian looked at him in shock as he turned his head and covered his mouth to hide his awkward cough.

Nami and Robin are so smart, even if they don't know what Garp is talking about, they can almost understand it now looking at Sanji's reaction.After the two looked at each other, they looked at Runqian ambiguously, showing meaningful smiles.

Damn it, please don't show an inscrutable expression! !

Although Runqian couldn't understand it in seconds, but after all, he came from the neighbor of the AV island country, Datianchao.After experiencing Sanji's cough and Nami Robin's meaningful smile, he also understood.

But there are always people who don't understand.

Such as Luffy, such as Chopper.

Luffy:? ? ? ? ?

"What are you talking about?" Chopper hugged his backpack, went to Robin's side and pulled Robin's clothes, "Hey, Robin, what's wrong?"

Robin: "Nothing", with a smile attached.

But in this world, there will always be some guys who don't make a name for themselves and make a big splash.That was a blue-haired guy standing next to him, he had a hair like a cockscomb, and he was very dissatisfied when he heard Robin reply to Chopper like this.

"Chopper, don't listen to that woman. Let me tell you, the 'that' that Luffy's grandpa said refers to making love!" The blue-haired brother, Frankie, told the truth for fear of chaos. .

Runqian seemed to be struck by lightning, wait a minute!What a wonderful world this is!Why would someone answer such a question with a serious face! !

Chopper and Luffy still didn't understand, Chopper asked again, "What is sex?"

Just when Frankie was about to say something, a few hands grew from his shoulders and tightly covered his mouth.On one side, Robin crossed his hands and smiled at Franky: "Don't let me hear any strange things coming out of your mouth, never."

Franky obviously couldn't understand Robin's painstaking efforts, and he didn't understand how terrible Robin's belly was.He stretched out his hand and opened the hand made by the Robin fruit ability. Robin watched him insist on saying, chuckled a few times beside him, and then let go of the hand.

...not Arobin!It scares me every time I hear you laugh!Runqian, who had already seen Robin's black-bellied nature, drank lasagna silently by himself.

"To make love is..." Franky still wanted to seriously teach Chopper, but he didn't know how to describe it because he had very little vocabulary in his mind. He couldn't stand Chopper and Luffy's expectant and longing eyes and prevaricated, " It's something you can do with your own woman!"

"My own woman?" Chopper suddenly realized, "Oh! Is it my wife?"

"My wife?" Lu Fei looked towards Runqian, who suddenly had a bad feeling.A reflex told her to run.

Swallowing a mouthful of saliva, Run Qian took a step back, then turned around and ran away.

"Rubber Rubber—Tie it up!" Luffy gave his move a strange name... Forget it, Runqian has been unable to complain about his naming ability.

Obviously, he had already run a long distance, but Lu Fei abruptly stretched his arms and wrapped them around Runqian's body for a few times, and finally relaxed his body to press himself on Runqian's body, keeping his hands wrapped around him.

Luffy looked at Runqian with starry eyes, looking forward to it,

"Hey, Zangzi, let's make love!"

…………

When Lu Chi, the target is the swordsman, Zoro finally found Xiaowo and came in, he heard Lu Fei's crisp words.

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↑ Sauron's expression at the moment.

Looking at the friends around who were gloating and watching the fun, Zoro immediately knew that these people were deliberately watching the jokes of Lu Fei and Runqian.

Although this is very bad, Sauron still calmly followed them to watch.

...too dumb!I don't know what to say about you!Runqian's expression now looks like a computer has crashed, what the hell, blue-haired brother, you're fine and you're going to some hygiene class! !Is this the time for physiology and hygiene class? ?

"Is it not possible?" Luffy fell into distress and entanglement, and after he figured it out, he let go of Runqian's hand and pulled Runqian, "No! Because you are my wife! So we have to do it. ·like!"

"Do you know what it means to make love?"

"I know." Luffy nodded.

"Okay, so what do you mean by telling me?"

"It's what you do with your own wife."

"doing what?"

"Do things." Positive face.

"What to do?"

"Do things." Positive face.

"..."

Are you really doing something?It's obviously trying to die, okay? ...Damn it, do you really understand? Do you understand! ?Do · love = do things with your wife?Good is indeed doing things, but it means sex, do you understand?Well, I know you don't understand.But you actually believed it!

"Then I," Runqian pushed Luffy, "Get me up first! We'll do it after you've figured out what to do."

"Things?" Luffy fell into confusion and distress.

Runqian stood up quickly while he was distressed, and immediately looked at Sauron who had just entered the door not long ago.

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"Hey!" Sauron stretched out his hand blankly to say hello.

Ouch, I'm rough!Don't tell me all the embarrassing conversations about me were overheard by my male god!How can I live in front of a male god?How does this make me face my male god?This makes me how to face the word!

Do you want to be so hot! ! !

Runqian squatted down and patted her head in pain.

Sauron withdrew his hand in a cold sweat and looked at Runqian squatting down with a neurotic look.

I have known for a long time that there are no normal people on this ship, and I have known for a long time that she is a psychopath, and now I can't bear to see her suddenly sick... Sauron silently leaned towards Franky.

After patting her head for a long time before coming out of her thoughts, Runqian stood up and wanted to shake her hair and show a fresh and beautiful smile to say hello to the male god Zoro.

As soon as he flicked his hair, Luffy's wild voice came from behind him.

"I know Zhazi!" Lu Fei excitedly ran over to look at his group of friends, and finally set his sights on Runqian.

"You can cure me of golden balls! That's so comfortable!"

...I didn't expect you to open the door to a new world yourself! ! ! !

Runqian looked at Luffy in horror, why don't you dare to have a higher IQ elsewhere!Is it really okay to be tall in this twisted Baba place! ?

In order to prevent Lu Fei from continuing to say insane words, Runqian decided to interrupt him, "I see, you..."

"Luffy, what is a golden egg?" Robin asked.

As expected of an archaeologist, the questions you ask are pointed in the center!Upvote for you... NO! !This is not the time to comment!Luffy will definitely say even more insane things! !

Runqian stretched out her hand in horror and tiptoed to cover Lu Fei's mouth, and waved her hand to tell him not to speak.At this moment, she was extremely envious of Robin's ability.

Lu Fei ignored Runqian's gesture of dangling around him and waving his hands, he tucked his waist in and spread his legs and smiled nonchalantly, "Oh, it's the thing between my two legs."

It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over! !Runqian could already imagine the colorful expressions of the crew behind her.

Luffy seemed to think that the impact was not strong enough, he put his hand on his waistband as if to collapse, "Well, Nami and Robin, you probably don't have this thing. After all, there is no dirt," he laughed Hee hee hee smiled, "In that case, I'll show you..."

Insane and unscrupulous!Runqian grabbed his wrist with her hands, stopping his movement of wanting to collapse his pants, "No! Don't do this to Luffy! I beg you!!"

Luffy tilted his head to look at Runqian who was about to cry, then withdrew his hand and patted Runqian's head, "Well, well, I won't show it to Nami and the others."

"Then it's only for you."

...Run Qian could no longer find her own language skills.

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