[One Piece] Raiders Luffy Plan

"Ah, I don't wear underwear."

...I really want to die, please don't be so embarrassing!What gave you the courage to speak out your habit of not wearing underwear ahhh! !

Runqian collapsed, looking at Lu Fei's serious expression, she didn't know what to say.Sanji beside him had a terrified expression.Hey, Sanji, what kind of expression is that on Akouhu, the expression of Xu Xian in The Legend of the New White Snake after seeing the White Snake turned into a snake? Hurry up!

"It seems that I have to teach you about etiquette." Sanji sullenly took a puff of cigarette, probably his heart was deeply hurt by Luffy like Runqian, "How can you say that in front of a lady? Such rude words!"

Nami supported her forehead helplessly, bumped her elbow into Runqian's arm, leaned her face towards her and whispered, "Don't you care if Luffy doesn't wear underwear?"

Runqian's body froze, seeing Lu Fei over there continuing to talk to the skeleton man nonchalantly, she couldn't hurt immediately.

QAQ Is it because I didn't tell him to wear underwear?It's not like that at all! !I have asked him to wear underwear since I was a child!It's the guy who doesn't want to wear it!I can't hold him at all, okay? !Speaking of ignoring my requests, come to think of it, this guy never really listened to me once! ! !

Runqian presents a frustrated OTL.

Seeing Runqian's reaction, Nami realized immediately, "Isn't it? Didn't Luffy listen to you? Then how did you fall in love?"

How to talk about love...

You ask me?

Runqian's body bent forward again in frustration after standing up, Lu Fei doesn't even know what these three words are!Speaking of which, it turns out that Lu Fei and I are not in love at all now╯! !

fuck me...

[System: Don't be sad, player~ It's because he doesn't understand, so you have to teach him Ovo, don't let him understand the difference between you and others, how can you highlight that you are the only one?As for falling in love, do you think Luffy, who is full of these words, will understand? ]

brush brush --

The last sentence completely poked my heart, okay? !

Help!Luffy, you are so stupid, how can we happily fall in love! ! !

Luffy, who was talking to the skeleton man over there, felt the malice from the three of Runqian, turned his head to look at Sanji, "Sanji? What's wrong?"

"Ask me what's wrong!! Don't you kid know that it's very rude to say that you don't wear underwear in front of a lady?!"

"Oh, that's it. I'm sorry!" Luffy apologized bluntly, spreading his hands without sincerity, "What, I think it's okay not to wear underwear."

"Boys and girls are different!" Nami also taught Luffy a lesson.

Hehehehe... You two humans with fishy lips, do you think you can save Luffy's three views! ?She had long wanted to save Luffy's Sanguan, but Runqian, who had never been able to save him, pretended to be noble and sneered, how naive!Luffy's three views will not be so easily corrected!

"What's the matter? Zangzi still wore my underwear when he was a child!" Luffy laughed.

...Well, you really did not live up to my expectations Aluffy, no one can correct your three views... a P! !Did you just tell me about me wearing your panties again?What about the lower limit?What about morals! !Fuck you big mouth! !

Sanji and Nami froze at the same time.Runqian has been petrified.

The skeleton man smiled strangely and walked up to Runqian.Holding Runqian's hand with a hand full of bones, he made a gentleman's salute, "Miss, can you let me see your underwear again?"

"No!" Run Qian shook off his hand expressionlessly.

"Hee hee hee hee, Dirty's panties are blue!" Lu Fei inadvertently said something incredible, "Zhou Zi must still be wearing the panties I gave her!"

"Shut up, Baga!!" Run Qian slapped him on the head angrily, "Do you think I've been wearing a pair of underwear since I was a child! It's so nonsense!! I'm wearing black today! !"

Nami, who was about to follow Runqian to teach Luffy not to say such things about girls casually, froze again, holding her forehead and sighing.

Why are you two so funny...

Sanji squirted out nosebleeds, covered his nose with his hand, his eyes were filled with love, and his face was flushed, "Black, black..."

...Probably thought of something strange again.

"Well, these are small things!" Luffy waved his hands, and stopped the topic from continuing with evil spirit, "The most important thing now is, do you want to be my partner?"

"Eh?!" Jun Asa & Nami & Sanji.

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"Why did you follow that idiot to the ghost ship!!"

As soon as they got back to the ship, the real brain captain Sauron began to bombard them unbearably, pointing with one hand at the happy skeleton man who was having fun with Luffy not far away, and yelled at them, "Come and explain to me!" Find out what this is!"

"Ah, that..." Nami said.

"Probably..." Sanji said.

"A pile of bones..." Run Qian.

Tap the deck of the ship with Ghost Che, "Didn't you follow him? Didn't you follow to prevent that idiot from doing stupid things! It's no different from you not going!!"

"Well, the difference is that Luffy didn't fall into the water this time!" Runqian raised her arms high and answered the question of her male god Zoro.

"Shut up!" Sauron said a tic-tac-toe on his head, and the target of the bombardment was transferred to Nami, "It's okay for those two idiots to be stupid! Why are you also stupid, Nami?!"

"Ah, I'm terribly sorry." The three of Jun Asa, Nami & Sanji closed their eyes and bowed their heads in frustration.

I'm really embarrassed to say that it was Yu Runqian-san who was shocked to pass through Luffy's underwear, so he didn't stop it...by: Sanji.

...Speaking of which, at the time I was too surprised that Luffy would invite a skeleton to join the boat so I forgot...by: Nami.

Damn Luffy!Can such a thing be said! !What?You said that the skeleton man joined just now? ...I was too angry at the time...forgot...by: Runqian.

After a moment of apology...

"Who are you calling an idiot! You green algae!!"

Sanji reacted immediately, grabbed Zoro by the collar and started a daily fight.

"I can't even look down on people! That is to say, you, the perverted cook!"

"Want to fight?!"

"Ha, am I afraid of you?"

"Shut up!!" Nami stretched out her fist and punched each of them, interrupting their continuation of the fight.

"Speaking of which, what is this guy..." Sauron touched the bag on his head with one hand and looked at the skeleton man who was harassing Robin.

"Yohohohohoho! I'm a singing skeleton~" The skeleton man in a suit with an afro suddenly appeared in front of Sauron and turned around.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly Eyes roared, "The evil spirits are scattered."

These two were obviously frightened by the skeleton man.

... Is it any use for you to wear garlic around your neck and hold a cross in your hand against him?If I remember correctly... Garlic and crosses drive away vampires →_→

Sighing, Runqian thought of the question she had thought about on the ghost ship again.

Speaking of which, it is true that I like Luffy.And you can also distinguish the relationship between Luffy and Sauron, so how does he think of me?

Runqian suddenly thought of the last conversation on this topic.

Luffy's answer was actually meat...

， I hate. When others fall in love, their love rivals are Bai Fumei No. [-] Bai Fumei No. [-] Gao Fushuai No. [-] or something. Why is my love rival? Is there any comparison?Luffy will definitely pay attention to meat first!

I'm so tired, I feel like I won't love again.

Sauron on one side was also very angry. There were neurotics, lechers, cowards, monster exhibitionists, two women who feared the world would not be chaotic, and a troublesome captain. The mess has become like this. The horse rider dared to invite a bunch of bones to join !Sauron could already imagine the expressions of others looking at them.

Sure enough, am I the only one who is normal!Zoro sighed and followed Luffy into the cabin.

Sanji made a delicious octopus meal after being busy for a while.Well, I also used the leftover octopus to make a cream-filled cake.

...Can the fish with such a big fishy smell really be made into a cake! !Runqian looked at a pile of octopus cakes in her bowl.She didn't like to eat fish since she was a child, and she felt a little nauseous when she smelled the sweet and fishy smell.

"Miss, there seems to be a lot in your bowl, let's change them." The skeleton man bent down and looked at Runqian on his left and said.

At this time, Runqian wished to give him everything in her bowl, and when she heard him say that, she readily pushed the bowl in front of him.

"Eat it! It's all for you!!"

"Oh, I'm so flattered..." The skeleton man was very happy. He couldn't see the expression on his face because it was full of bones, but it should be very happy from the tone of his voice.

"No!" Luffy stretched out his hand to pick up the bowl of cake that Runqian pushed to the skeleton man and put it back in front of Runqian, "The food made by Sanji is delicious! Don't be picky eaters!"

Although you say that... but I really don't feel like smelling this pungent smell... Runqian looked at Luffy with tears in his eyes, trying for him to understand what he meant.

Lu Fei tilted his head: "What's wrong with the dirty one?"

Forget it, how would you understand!Runqian silently cast her eyes on the skeleton man beside her, and pushed the bowl with cake in front of her to him.

eat quickly...

"No picky eaters!" Lu Fei brought her bowl back to her.

After repeating it several times, Nami watched their interaction in black lines, and a little unbearable, she threw her chopsticks on the table and patted her hand on the table.

"You guys are really enough!!! Do you want to eat or not!!!"

"Yes!! Do you want to eat!!!" Luffy turned his head and accused Runqian after being yelled at by Nami.

What, what? !Is it my fault! ?Runqian was shocked.

"I really want to eat..." The skeleton man looked at the empty bowl in front of him, and then at the pile of cakes in front of Runqian.

"Put away that expression of yours!! There's still plenty of kitchen!" Sanji yelled at him.

"Luffy, please... I really can't eat it." Runqian could only beg for mercy, hoping that Luffy would stop embarrassing himself and force her to eat this kind of cake.

"So that's how it is," Lu Fei suddenly realized, "Hahahaha, you should have said earlier, I can help you eat."

...Why is there a strange feeling?Runqian looked at the way Lu Fei extended his arms to take the bowl in front of him to eat, it seemed that something was wrong...but what was wrong?

Robin touched his chin, huh?Luffy seemed to understand something, did he do such a strange move just now to prevent the skeleton man from eating Runqian food?hehe……

Nami looked at the smile on Robin's face, and the two exchanged expressions and eyes, and instantly understood.

... Let's just say that the two of them are afraid of chaos!Zoro, who took everyone's expressions and movements into his eyes, bowed his head silently and continued to eat.

[System: Favorability +[-]! ]

Wait, what's with the sudden favorability!I didn't lick him, didn't pinch him, didn't touch him!Why is this so! ?

Runqian really doesn't understand how the favorability system adds points.

"By the way, Brurud, why are you a bone?" Luffy asked with his mouth puffed up while eating takoyaki.

"No, my name is Brook." The skeleton man Brook waved his hand, "Speaking of which, I didn't ask your name either."

... After a long time, it turns out that the two of you still don't know each other!Fuck Luffy, you are so smart, you dare to invite someone you don't know to go home for dinner!What if this guy is a bad guy! !Runqian sighed, forget it, anyway, no matter what Luffy said, he would keep ← this kind of thinking.

"You are really enough Aluffy!!! What if he can eat people!" Usopp burst into tears, and immediately stood up from the chair and stretched out the cross to Brook, "Evil spirit retreat evil spirit retreat evil spirit retreat! "

"It's Aluffy QAQ!!" The little angel Chopper also burst into tears, he whimpered and complained, "This place is so weird, let's go quickly, he might be a ghost!"

"Ghost!!" Nami hugged Robin beside her, trembling all over.

Seeing her like this, Sanji immediately twisted his body, "Miss Nami~ Robin-chan~Run Asa-san~Stay Tape~Don't worry sweethearts!~I will protect you~"

...For some reason, the virtue of Sanji made Runqian suddenly think of Al and the others in the free country and this matter about herself.The body trembled uncontrollably, and pressed his temples with his fingers.

"What?! Phantom?!!!" Brook's reaction was bigger than that of Usopp and Chopper. He hurriedly looked left and right, looking anxious, "Where is there?!"

"Scared me to death! Don't scare me!! I'm most afraid of ghosts!!"

"Whoever sees you will be frightened!" Runqian complained unceremoniously, "Facing your face or something... No matter how timid you are, you will be scared to piss!"

Brooke: OTL

So in the following time, Brook told them: The reason why he became like this is because he ate the fruit of the underworld.Originally, the person who ate the fruit of the underworld could be resurrected once again. After his death, his soul left his body and wandered far away, so he had to search for his body all the time.When he finally found his body in this sea of ​​devils, it had already become such a bone.So even if his soul entered his body, he is still a pile of bones now.

...Oh, poor Brooke.Light a candle for you.

The Straw Hats and the others expressed their helplessness towards the skeleton man Brook in front of them.Shouldn't a normal person be shocked when they see their own corpse turned into bones... And since there is such a convenient way for the soul to enter the body, why not just find another corpse...

After hearing the complaints from a group of people, Brook stayed for a few seconds.Then he squatted down again with his head in his arms, "I didn't expect..."

What else can I say... please allow me to be sorry!

Runqian felt that she had finally found someone who was even more amusing than Luffy... Although compared to the two of them, Luffy is still stupid...

After knowing that he can play the piano and is a musician, Luffy invited him to join his pirate group again, but was rejected by Brook.The reason is because his shadow was cut off by a "mysterious man" and he couldn't live in the sun.Just when Brook was about to play a violin to pay their respects, a little white ghost slipped in from outside the boat.

"Ghost, ghost?!!!"

The author has something to say:

Speaking of why I haven't updated recently... that's because I got stuck in QAQ... I lost my mind and don't know how to write QAQ for the time being.

Work hard to update every day...