him and him

My computer is old, and it is six years old.

I decided to change a computer, but I haven't figured out the model and style yet.

I turned on the computer at night, and as soon as I got on the platform, someone added me with a note of computer.

Is it a computer business?Anyway, idle is idle, chatting is also good.

"Hello." After I agreed with my friend, he sent me a dull message.

"Hello." I replied perfunctorily.

"Are you going to buy a new computer?" he asked me.

"How do you know?" I was aroused by his words.

"Aren't you going to want your original computer?" His words made me wonder if he sold computers after all.

"I bought a new computer, so of course I don't need this."

"You're ditching your old computer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You've thought about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He knocked over A series of exclamation marks, I said that I seem to have encountered a neuropathy.

"Who are you? What do you do? I don't have time to play with you here." I replied to him.

"Your computer is going to be abandoned by you, so forget it if you don't care, and you say you don't have time to play with me? Did I play with you????????????????? ??"

"Crazy." I have already determined that this person is sick!Properly delete friends! ! !

But something terrible happened.

Damn why doesn't blacklisting work! ! ! ! !

Why did his news keep coming.

"You still want to block me????????"

"You still blocked me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Do you think I don't know anything????????"

"Hahahahaha, can't you block it?"

"Tut tsk tsk, why are you sweating? You're not scared, oh shit!!!!"

I reached out and wiped the sweat from my forehead, and tremblingly sent him a message back: "Are you a hacker???"

"No, didn't I say that when I applied for friends, my name is Computer."

"Well, that's good, God, listen to me, I don't know why you are staring at me, but I am a man, and I am a poor man, I have no money, and I have no sex, it is meaningless for you to spy on me! Can you Change someone?"

"Oh, do you think hackers can make the mouse in your hand dance for you?" He replied to me.

Then, I watched the mouse break free from my hand and start... dancing! ! !

"Isn't it exciting? Uncle Psy's Jiangnan style!!!!!!"

I'm fucking alive! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

"Why don't you talk, why don't I show you my goddess' movie?" He sent another message.

I had a hunch that something was wrong, and before I could stop it, Sadako in the computer seemed to be able to crawl onto my face through the screen.

“！！！！！！！！啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！！！！！观音菩萨阿弥陀佛！！！！！中国X产党万岁！！！！！！！玉皇大帝保佑我!!!!!!" I was so scared that I fell to the ground and screamed.

"Look at your potential!" A male voice sounded, and Sadako had disappeared from the screen.

But I still didn't dare to get up, not only didn't dare, I even cried, "Where are you? I didn't offend you!"

The computer on the desk flashed white, the computer disappeared, and a man appeared in my room.

"You you you you..." I pointed at him.

He looked at me: "I, I, I, I, I, I am the computer you want to throw away!!!!!!!"

"Fuck, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Computers can play hooligans without clothes!!!!!!!!!"

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"I'm fucking alive!!!!!!! I'm going to call the police!!!!" I sat on the ground and fumbled around for my phone.

He handed me something: "Should I look for him again?"

Fuck!my phone! "Yes, yes, I'm going to call the police!!!!!!"

"Go ahead." He smiled and handed it to me.

I took it, and the damn thing is off, and I can't turn it on or turn it on! ! ! ! ! !

I was so angry that I wanted to drop my phone, but he stopped me: "Don't drop him, or it will be SsangYong today!"

The baby has no idea what he is talking about! ! ! !

As soon as he hugged me, he stripped me naked a few times and threw me into...the bath.

Help! ! ! ! !There are people, not monsters, but computer spirits who want to kill me! ! !

He shaved me clean like a pig, then threw me on the bed again!

Watching him ride me, his face getting closer and closer to mine, I knew what he was going to do! ! ! ! !

"Help!!!!" I felt his giant under my body, and I was so frightened that I lost my soul: "Help!!!!!!"

I never dare to change the computer again! ! ! ! !