him and him

What the hell!

My cat and my dog ​​are getting along!

I came home from get off work today and accidentally saw their interracial sex!

Peng Mingming really surprised me!

My dog ​​rides on my cat, shrugging.Seeing me coming home, he rolled his eyes at me.

Regardless of whether they could understand or not, I knelt down and told them solemnly: "You won't get results."

They ignored me and continued to fuck.

I was afraid of the eye of a needle, so I covered my eyes and went back to the bedroom.

I changed my clothes and was just about to take a shower when the door was pushed open.

Although the man who walked in was handsome, I was still scared: "Fuck! How did you get in here? What are you going to do?"

The man leaned against the door and rolled his eyes at me: "Idiot."

That look is exactly the same as my dog's.

I was angry from the bottom of my heart: "Who are you calling an idiot?"

The man pointed at me: "You."

I:"……"

Damn it, entered the house without permission, and finally called me an idiot!I can't stand it!

I stood up and rolled up my sleeves: "Get out of my house quickly, or I will let my dog ​​bite you." I just don't know if my dog ​​is done.

The man sneered, opened his mouth, but still didn't speak.A voice cut in: "Oh, why are you calling him an idiot! It's said that a dog doesn't dislike a poor family, so you can't dislike your master."

I just watched another man enter my room.

The man smiled at me: "Hi master, I am your favorite little cat."

I laughed "hehe": "Oh? Then is he my favorite Xiao Wang?"

The one called Xiaomiao nodded: "Yes, yes."

I picked up the arm strength machine on the bed and pointed at them: "Fuck! Do you really think I am an idiot? If you don't leave, I will call the police!"

Xiao Miao rushed behind Xiao Wang in a swish: "Afraid."

Xiao Wang patted his head lovingly: "Don't be afraid, I'm here."

Peng Mingming and I said that I had been hurt by [-] tons: "Did you fucking come to my house to show your affection?"

Xiao Miao poked her head out from behind Xiao Wang: "No, we are not showing affection, but we are very affectionate."

Me: "... Where did you get out of here!"

Xiao Miao nodded: "Oh." Pulling Xiao Wang to leave, the two of them left my room, and Xiao Miao ran back again: "Oh, I forgot to mention, master, it doesn't matter if you are single, but we No, so let’s prepare two condoms or something, so as to save us from using our bodies every time we have sex.”

Me: "...you are really not human?"

Xiao Miao said solemnly: "Yes, I said it earlier, I said Xiao Miao, he is Xiao Wang, don't believe it or not."

I watched him transform from a man into a cat.

I was silent for three seconds: "Ahhhhhhh! Fuck my mother scared me to death, my house is haunted!"

Xiao Miao, who turned into a cat, raised her head and corrected me: "It's not haunted, we are monsters!"

"Oh, mom, there are monsters in my house!"

"Shut up." Xiao Wang also turned back. He squatted down and picked up Xiao Miao and said to me, "Do you remember what Xiao Miao said? Come back from work tomorrow and bring a few boxes of condoms and lubricating oil."

His appearance was so fierce that I was too scared to shout: "Okay, okay, remember, remember."

Seeing me like this, he nodded with satisfaction: "Don't worry, you are our master and we will not harm you, and will protect you. No ghosts and ghosts dare to come if we are in the house."

I nodded blankly: "Oh."

It was night, and I was lying in bed in shock.

After staying up for half the night, I was finally about to fall asleep. In a daze, I thought of a question: I haven’t asked them whether they were born before or after the founding of the People’s Republic of China. If it’s after the founding of the People’s Republic of China, it’s against the law!