I broke the male god

At the end of the day's work, Su Cheng returned home exhausted, slumped on the chair and didn't want to move. Everyone said that advertising dogs are the industry that is most prone to sudden death. A hundred times, the client was still not satisfied. For a moment, he really wanted to put the drawing into the client's chrysanthemum to relieve his hatred...

Of course, just thinking about it.

Just as he was lying on his body, the WeChat notification sounded suddenly, and he picked it up to have a look—oh, Mr. Zheye.

"Little Chengzi, I have uploaded the new song to station b, go check it out when you have time, remember to retweet Weibo too."

After listening to this voice, Su Cheng replied weakly, "Oh".

That's right, he is 23 years old this year. After graduating from university, he followed the rules of the major and became an advertising dog. But at the same time, he also sang at station b, wearing a vest of "orange sauce" and getting mixed up at station b. .

Zhe Yejun is his good friend. He met him through playing games. He knows how to write music, do post production, and prepare radio dramas.

The two collaborated on a song "Thousand Cherry Blossoms" by V's family half a year ago. The effect was surprisingly good and the response was great. It was also from that song that many people called him "big".

Zhe Yejun thought it matched his voice, so he often invited him to sing in chorus, and the two have been working together ever since.

After closing his eyes and not resting for a few minutes, the WeChat message rang again. Su Cheng couldn't help swearing, and took out his phone again—this time it was Yun Sang.

"Little Chengzi, help the world! Please reply!"

Su Cheng twitched the corner of her mouth, heh, she said the same thing when she found a cockroach under the bed last time.

Yun Sang is his college junior, and she is currently working as a planner in YY's "Mo Ran Sheng Ge" guild.

Although they are all two-dimensional, but he is usually exposed to Japanese manga culture, and the songs are mostly daily changes, while "Suddenly Shengge" is an ancient karaoke guild, which mainly focuses on ancient styles. So apart from going out to drink and play cards, they rarely contact each other at Two-dimensional.

Su Cheng sighed, and told himself, it's okay, now turn on the computer, solve the matter between these two people quickly, then take a shower and sleep, um, perfect.

So he jumped up from the chair with a carp, turned on the computer, logged in to station b, and saw the new song released by Mr. Tetsuya on the homepage without any surprise.

That was the "Ordinary" they sang together a few days ago. Because the original PV was used directly, the song was released very quickly.

This song is Luo Tianyi's brainwashing Divine Comedy, with a magical and dynamic rhythm. It has been covered by many great masters. They have caught up with the tail of this wave of cover singing.The song had only been uploaded for less than half an hour, and the number of hits had reached more than 2. The overwhelming bullet screen almost covered the PV—"Confess my love!", "Zhe Yejun is the most offensive!" "Little Chengzi, you have suffered again!" !", "After listening to so many versions, I think this version is the best!", "Zhe Cheng *good".

Su Cheng pressed his temple, because the chorus has been sung more often, so fans naturally match him and Tetsuya-kun as CP. Sometimes Tetsuya-jun sings a song with others, and the song "Green on the head of the orange" will appear in the barrage of the song the words ".She has long been used to teasing Su Cheng like this.

He first shared the song "Ordinary" on Weibo, and then clicked on the button to knock Yun Sang's profile picture.

Orange Jam: What do you want from me?If you ask me to kill cockroaches again, believe it or not, I will block you.

Yun Sang: Hehe, Xiao Chengzi, you are finally online, don't worry, this time it's really a rescue!

Ponzu Jam: Come on.

Yun Sang: You know that there is a great god in our guild named Shen Moran, right?

Su Cheng stared at the name for a moment. Even though he didn't know yy, he had heard of Shen Moran. These three words are god-like existences. There are many yy singers, and gods and goddesses are everywhere, but the only one who can truly be called a god is Two, one is Emperor Yao from "Nanke Yimeng", and the other is Shen Moran from "Moran Shengge".

It is said that he and his girlfriend founded the "Moran Shengge" guild at the beginning. There is also a saying that his girlfriend is called "Shengge", named after the two of them, not to mention, it is quite romantic.

Orange Jam: I know him, the master of your guild, what's the matter?

Yun Sang: God Mo is about to release a new song, but his new song has a verse at the beginning, and there is a lack of a receiver. Our guild has more attack voices, less receiver voices, and even fewer receivers who can read the lyrics. The time of this song is tight. It must be too late to find a professional CV, I have no choice but to ask you for a favor.

Orange Jam: Got it, you want me to help you read the chant.

Yun Sang: The young hero is indeed talented and intelligent!

Orange sauce: Shaopo, isn’t it just a nonsense, easy to say, it’s better than helping you fight cockroaches.

Yun Sang: Whoa!The senior is really loyal!

Orange Jam: Rub, you will only call me senior when you ask for me!

Yun Sang: Well~ Don't worry about the details!I'm going to find God Mo right now, you wait for my news!

Ponzu Jam: Go ahead, Pikachu.

Taking advantage of this gap, Su Cheng turned on PS and decided to finish editing the pictures that hadn't been edited during the day.

In his folder lay countless documents such as "the final version of the poster", "the poster is really the final version this time", "the poster will never be revised", "the poster will never be revised", etc., and he dragged it to the bottom of the page with a blank expression. , click on the psd format of "After changing the poster, you will have a seppuku version", and start editing the picture with dark circles under your eyes.

He has been using this computer since he was in college, and the configuration is very old. After editing the pictures for a while, he can't run anymore. It freezes every ten seconds, and he is in a trance.

Fortunately, Yun Sang's profile picture jumped up at this moment.

Yun Sang: Senior (?·??·?)?? God Mo said that he wants to listen to your previous dubbing works first, I will give you his number, you can add him, and then send your previous dubbing to He ha.

Orange Jam: Damn, I'm helping him and he's still so pushy, what a god?I'm also a master at station b, okay?

Yun Sang: Oh, don't mind!Of course you are a master, you can get hundreds of thousands of clicks whenever you post a song casually!But you know, God Mo doesn’t play station B, he doesn’t know how good you are, and he is a person who is rigorous and responsible for his works, he has never heard your voice, so of course you don’t worry about it, if you are You, do you feel comfortable letting a stranger read your new song?

Orange sauce:?_? That's right... But I'm not a cv, where can I find my dubbing works?

Yun Sang: I remember you had a pia scene with Mr. Zheye before?You ask him for it.

This……

Su Cheng couldn't help covering his head when he thought of the experience of the pia scene... It was a nightmare...

Because Zhe Yejun’s new radio drama lacked a voice, I asked him to help out. Why is he always helping in his life?

Forget it, that's not the point, the point is that the entire dubbing agency is full of people with broken moral integrity, who take molesting him as the greatest pleasure in life, and they are all eloquent, tricking and coaxing him into dubbing the part. play.

At that time, Su Cheng was also a newborn calf who was not afraid of tigers. When he heard them say that he was not good enough for h, he was really dissatisfied, and he gasped out of his throat. After he finished breathing, he realized that he had been fooled.

Zhe Yejun joked more than once: "Fuck, you're so out of breath... I almost fucking thought you were being fucked!"

"go to hell!"

For this reason, Su Cheng ignored him for a long time.

However, this does not prevent this h sound from being circulated in that dubbing agency for a long, long time... It is said that it was once selected as the treasure of the town...

This was one of the dark histories he wanted to destroy the most.

So that at this moment when he asked Zheye-jun for the dry voice, Zheye-jun sent a WeChat voice that laughed for 18 seconds.

With a dark face, Su Cheng quickly deleted him as a friend.

On the other end, Mr. Zheye broke into a cold sweat at the display of "You are not the other party's friend" on the screen of the mobile phone, and hurriedly went to Koukou to find him.

Zhe Yejun: Little Orange, I was wrong!Add me back soon! t^t

Ponzu Jam: Go to hell.

Tetsuya-kun: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Orange jam: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ dry voice!

Tetsuya-kun: Alright my lord, no problem my lord!Send it to you, send it all to you!

Su Cheng received Zhe Yejun's audio file with displeasure, and then found Shen Moran according to the Koukou number provided by Yun Sang.

How to write the verification message... He fell into deep thought, feeling that this song should be the only intersection with Shen Moran, so there's no need to be too enthusiastic, right?

Su Cheng typed the word "Hello" and clicked send.

After a while, the other party refused, on the grounds of "who are you."

Damn...

Rejected, rejected...

This fucking......

What's the matter...

Su Cheng suppressed the anger in his heart, and typed the verification information again: Hello God Mo, I am Orange Jam, Yun Sang recommended me to help you read the new song, please add it if it is convenient.

After sending this long paragraph of hypocritical words, the other party agreed after 1 minute.

Paralysis, I'm here to help you, I beg you.

Su Cheng supported his head, yawned, and forwarded the audio from Zhe Yejun to Shen Moran.

At this time, Mr. Zheye sent another audio file.

And said: Emma just sent the wrong message, this is it.

Orange Jam: What did you just post?

Zhe Yejun: Your Jiaopan, the full version of Jiaopan without interruption for 5 minutes.

……

Eh?

what?

what did he say?

Su Cheng's mind went blank for a few seconds——

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

He flicked his whole body, frantically clicked to cancel the transmission, but the computer suddenly——

Just stuck.

"Damn it!!! Don't play me like that!!!"

The left button was almost smashed by him and it didn't work.

Half a minute later, Su Cheng thumped his head on the table—Zhe Ye-jun, I, want, kill, you...

I don't know how long I have been tossing, maybe God opened my eyes, and the computer finally stopped freezing——

But... Su Cheng took a closer look - the other party has already started to receive the documents!

And it's almost done!

"Hey wait a minute hey!!!!!!"

Su Cheng almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, but before he could react, the computer froze gorgeously again.

Just like this, it gets stuck again, and it gets stuck again, and when the computer returns to normal, the other party has already received the file...

Su Cheng sat paralyzed on the chair and felt that he had only two choices at this moment. The first one was to tell Shen Moran that the post just sent was a virus, so don't click on it. The second one was to block Shen Moran immediately. , Lahei Yunsang, Lahei Zheyejun, then packed up their bags and fled to a deserted island, where they spent the rest of their lives incognito.

Well, both options sound like—

Stupid! ┭┮﹏┭┮