I broke the male god
Chapter 30
Su Cheng and Yun Sang were sitting in the milk tea shop, biting their straws and looking at the two people in front of them, their eyes were dull, no one spoke for a while, the air was filled with the embarrassment of fascination...
It wasn't until Su Cheng unconsciously sucked in a mouthful of ice cubes and made a discordant sound in the silence that the two of them managed to come to their senses...
In fact, there were four people at their table, and there were two people sitting opposite Yun Sang and Su Cheng, one was Zhe Yejun, and the other... was a tall and strong man.
Yun Sang and Su Cheng swallowed their saliva. Although they already had a premonition of who it was, they still refused to give up and asked for confirmation again: "This, is it possible that this is... the legendary...?"
The tall and strong man grinned: "Ah, it's the first time we meet, my name is He Shou, and I'm a little painter from Zheye's family."
Zhe Yejun showed an expression of "there is nothing to miss in life" all the time, and the dark circles under his eyes almost fell to his chest.
Su Cheng looked at the 1.9-meter straight figure, and couldn't digest it. This is the legendary cute little painter. He and Yun Sang said in unison: "Little, little painter?"
Zhe Yejun rubbed his temples: "That's right."
He Shou put his arms around Zhe Yejun: "I'm Zhe Ye's fan."
The shock in Su Cheng's and Yun Sang's eyes escalated again—oh my god, this burly man is actually Zhe Yejun's idiot!
So every time Zhe Ye released a song, would he hold his girlish heart and scream in front of the computer screen?
That kind of scene... Really, I can't imagine...
"Speaking of which, Tetsuya, what did you say about your back pain yesterday?" Su Cheng asked.
Tetsuya-kun bounced like a cat whose tail was stepped on: "So-and-so's back hurts! That's not the case!"
He Shou patted him on the shoulder reassuringly: "Blame me."
Su Cheng and Yun Sang couldn't hold back a mouthful of milk tea and spewed it out.
Zhe also squeezed the milk tea bottle in his hand with a "click": "You, can, can, first, shut up!"
He Shou smiled and nodded: "Okay, what Zhe Yeda says is whatever."
Then he obediently sat beside him without making a sound, but it could be seen that he was in a good mood, as if surrounded by flowers and birds, he looked overwhelmed with happiness.
"...So you guys..." Yun Sang glanced at He Shou, lowered her voice and approached Zhe Ye, "You already... that?"
Zhe Yejun pressed his eyebrows hard, gritted his teeth and said: "I'm drunk, I can't remember the specific situation, that bastard insisted that I messed up after drinking, what can I do? I don't remember anything."
"Pfft..." Su Cheng laughed, "Zheye, you also have today, didn't you used to be known as the little white dragon in the waves?"
"This is called Heavenly Reincarnation~" Yun Sang teased unceremoniously, "But this He Shou is not bad, he is quite handsome, although he is tall and strong, but his face is very tender, he should be young, right? No matter how you look at it, you earned it."
"He is indeed younger than me." Zhe also sighed, "He is still a freshman."
"So small!!!" Su Cheng and Yun Sang called out at the same time.
"You have the guts to spoil such a small child! Birds and beasts!"
"Old cows eat tender grass, birds and beasts!"
"..."
At this time, He Shou suddenly turned to Su Cheng and asked, "Excuse me, are you orange jam?"
"Eh? Me?" Su Cheng, who was suddenly called, pointed at his nose and nodded in a daze.
He Shou moved closer, observed him carefully for a while, frowned and said, "Are you Zhe Yeda's official spouse?"
Zhe Yejun pulled He Shou away: "Hey, don't stare at others so impolitely."
He Shou drooped his shoulders with some grievances: "Oh."
Yun Sang couldn't help laughing, poked Su Cheng with his elbow, and said in a low voice, "It seems that you have been treated as an imaginary enemy."
Su Cheng glared at her.
Yun Sang smiled and said to He Shou: "Don't worry, Orange Jam is in danger recently, and won't pose any threat to you."
Zhe also heard the key words, and hurriedly asked: "What is the situation, what does it mean that Cheng Zi cannot protect himself?"
Yun Sang said: "Don't you know, the orange may be eaten by an uncle soon."
"What!" Zhe Ye exclaimed exaggeratedly, and then pretended to be heartbroken, "How can this work, I have raised the oranges for so many years, and I haven't eaten them yet, how can an uncle get there first!"
He Shou looked at Zhe Ye resentfully, but Zhe Ye pretended not to see it.
Su Cheng had a headache and said, "Don't mention it, my head is in a mess..."
"What's the condition?" He Shou asked.
"...This...condition is not bad..."
"Then why are you hesitating." He Shou pulled Zheye to his side, "Embrace happiness bravely, just like Zheye and I did."
"Bah!" Zhe also knocked off his hand.
"How far have you come?"
"What step?" Su Cheng didn't understand for a while.
"It's just... have you slept yet?"
"..." Su Cheng twitched the corners of his mouth, "If you mean it literally... then it is indeed... slept..." After finishing speaking, he hung his head in love.
He Shou finally felt relieved.
"However, dating with men is beyond the scope of my cognition..." Su Cheng propped his head up, and kept stirring the straw in the milk tea cup, "Recently he made my brain go into overload... …felt like my IQ was plummeting."
"Your IQ has never been online." Zhe Ye and Yun Sang said at the same time.
"Depend on!"
"What are you really worried about?" He Shou said suddenly.
Everyone was stunned.
He Shou continued: "Actually, you don't reject the person who chased you, but you haven't agreed to him. There should be other reasons."
"..." Yun Sang and Zhe also looked at each other, and then looked at Su Cheng together, as if they were also waiting for his answer.
Su Cheng lowered his eyes and remained silent for a long time, sighed, and said slowly: "I'm afraid that he's just a whim, that he doesn't really like me that much. What if after I'm with him, he finds out that he still likes girls? manage?"
Yun Sang didn't know what to say, she just put her hand on his shoulder and patted him lightly, "Don't do this, Cheng Zi."
Zhe also thought about it, and said very seriously: "Don't be afraid of Chengzi, if he dares to play tricks on you, I will ask He Shou to explode his ass."
He Shou: "Σ(°△°|||)︴I refuse!!!!"
That night, Su Cheng was bored organizing his Koukou group.Because he usually cooperates with various associations and guilds to record songs, he often adds a lot of temporary groups. Once a song is produced, he will regularly clean up those groups that are not needed.
The mouse clicked on a planning group called "I miss you so much", and almost all the members in it have retired. He invited God Mo to sing this song together. Now that the song has been produced, all the scholar bureaucrats in it have retired. Only Yun Sang, Mo Shen, and himself were left.
Orange Jam: Cough, this group seems to be useless, so I will quit (n_n)
Yun Sang: Don't, keep chattering, it's rare that God Mo is here~
Shen Moran: Huh?Who called me?
Yun Sang: Damn it, capture God Mo alive!
Orange Jam: Damn it, capture Mo God alive!
Shen Moran: Are you going to retire this group?
Yun Sang: If God Mo doesn't retreat, I won't retreat!
Orange Jam: I won't return if the God of Mo doesn't return!
Shen Moran: ...
Shen Moran: I'm leaving.
Yun Sang: The machine is stuck!Alcon hands
Orange Jam: The machine is stuck!Alcon hands
Yun Sang: Chengzi, don't be so lazy, copy and paste!
Orange Jam: I'm not
Yun Sang: You just suffer!Shou who was attacked by the uncle!
Orange sauce: ah ah ah ah ah shut up!Where is the group leader?Kick her out! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
Yun Sang: I'm sorry, I'm the group leader = ̄w ̄=
Shen Moran: What uncle?
Yun Sang: Mie hahahaha, God Mo, you don't know, Xiao Chengzi was recently taken a fancy to by a handsome and rich diamond king.
Orange Jam: ╭(╯^╰)╮Are you jealous?
Yun Sang: Heh, why should I be jealous?
Yun Sang: I'm not jealous at all ( ̄_, ̄)
Yun Sang: Anyway, you’re the one who says you’re handsome, and you’re the one who says you’re tall
Yun Sang: Most of the rich people nowadays have beer bellies, how can they be handsome and rich, you have the ability to post a photo to prove it
Su Cheng: I don’t have his photo
(Although there is a photo of Teacher Mao’s pajamas, but that can’t be shown to outsiders casually, well, I’m so principled!)
Shen Moran: I want to see it too
Yun Sang: Did you hear that?God Mo wants to see it!
Yun Sang: As a professional fan, you should immediately throw out a photo for Mo Shen to appreciate.
Yun Sang: In my opinion, it is impossible for a man to be more handsome than Mo Shen!
Orange marmalade: [picture]
It was too late and then soon Su Cheng threw out a picture in anger. He found it on the Internet. Shen Suoran is a big entrepreneur and has appeared on the covers of various financial magazines, so a random search on the Internet will reveal many photos.
After Su Cheng posted this photo, the group fell silent.
Yun Sang was so shocked that she couldn't speak—because she had met God Mo!
When I went to Guangzhou Mianji before, I saw the God of Mo...the photo posted by Su Cheng...isn't it the God of Mo?
She was so scared that she quickly went to poke Shen Moran privately: Mo Shen~~~ He he he he he he he he he he he he he he he you you you you you you...
Shen Moran replied succinctly: It's me.
Yun Sang: Σ(⊙▽⊙”a
Yun Sang: God Mo, you, you, you, you are chasing after Little Chengzi...
Shen Moran: Yes.
Yun Sang: Σ(⊙▽⊙”a
Yun Sang: The baby is scared!
Yun Sang: Doesn't Little Chengzi know that you are the God of Mo?
Shen Moran: So you know what to do.
Yun Sang: I clearly understand...I promise, I promise I won't leak my words!
Orange sauce: Hey, why is no one talking, please comment on this photo, it's weird how quiet you are!I'm good...
Shen Moran: This man is really handsome.
Orange Jam: Huh?
Shen Moran: Such a handsome man, you just follow.
Orange Jam: Huh? ! ! !
(Yun Sang: =_= I just quietly watched Mo Shen pretend)
It wasn't until Su Cheng unconsciously sucked in a mouthful of ice cubes and made a discordant sound in the silence that the two of them managed to come to their senses...
In fact, there were four people at their table, and there were two people sitting opposite Yun Sang and Su Cheng, one was Zhe Yejun, and the other... was a tall and strong man.
Yun Sang and Su Cheng swallowed their saliva. Although they already had a premonition of who it was, they still refused to give up and asked for confirmation again: "This, is it possible that this is... the legendary...?"
The tall and strong man grinned: "Ah, it's the first time we meet, my name is He Shou, and I'm a little painter from Zheye's family."
Zhe Yejun showed an expression of "there is nothing to miss in life" all the time, and the dark circles under his eyes almost fell to his chest.
Su Cheng looked at the 1.9-meter straight figure, and couldn't digest it. This is the legendary cute little painter. He and Yun Sang said in unison: "Little, little painter?"
Zhe Yejun rubbed his temples: "That's right."
He Shou put his arms around Zhe Yejun: "I'm Zhe Ye's fan."
The shock in Su Cheng's and Yun Sang's eyes escalated again—oh my god, this burly man is actually Zhe Yejun's idiot!
So every time Zhe Ye released a song, would he hold his girlish heart and scream in front of the computer screen?
That kind of scene... Really, I can't imagine...
"Speaking of which, Tetsuya, what did you say about your back pain yesterday?" Su Cheng asked.
Tetsuya-kun bounced like a cat whose tail was stepped on: "So-and-so's back hurts! That's not the case!"
He Shou patted him on the shoulder reassuringly: "Blame me."
Su Cheng and Yun Sang couldn't hold back a mouthful of milk tea and spewed it out.
Zhe also squeezed the milk tea bottle in his hand with a "click": "You, can, can, first, shut up!"
He Shou smiled and nodded: "Okay, what Zhe Yeda says is whatever."
Then he obediently sat beside him without making a sound, but it could be seen that he was in a good mood, as if surrounded by flowers and birds, he looked overwhelmed with happiness.
"...So you guys..." Yun Sang glanced at He Shou, lowered her voice and approached Zhe Ye, "You already... that?"
Zhe Yejun pressed his eyebrows hard, gritted his teeth and said: "I'm drunk, I can't remember the specific situation, that bastard insisted that I messed up after drinking, what can I do? I don't remember anything."
"Pfft..." Su Cheng laughed, "Zheye, you also have today, didn't you used to be known as the little white dragon in the waves?"
"This is called Heavenly Reincarnation~" Yun Sang teased unceremoniously, "But this He Shou is not bad, he is quite handsome, although he is tall and strong, but his face is very tender, he should be young, right? No matter how you look at it, you earned it."
"He is indeed younger than me." Zhe also sighed, "He is still a freshman."
"So small!!!" Su Cheng and Yun Sang called out at the same time.
"You have the guts to spoil such a small child! Birds and beasts!"
"Old cows eat tender grass, birds and beasts!"
"..."
At this time, He Shou suddenly turned to Su Cheng and asked, "Excuse me, are you orange jam?"
"Eh? Me?" Su Cheng, who was suddenly called, pointed at his nose and nodded in a daze.
He Shou moved closer, observed him carefully for a while, frowned and said, "Are you Zhe Yeda's official spouse?"
Zhe Yejun pulled He Shou away: "Hey, don't stare at others so impolitely."
He Shou drooped his shoulders with some grievances: "Oh."
Yun Sang couldn't help laughing, poked Su Cheng with his elbow, and said in a low voice, "It seems that you have been treated as an imaginary enemy."
Su Cheng glared at her.
Yun Sang smiled and said to He Shou: "Don't worry, Orange Jam is in danger recently, and won't pose any threat to you."
Zhe also heard the key words, and hurriedly asked: "What is the situation, what does it mean that Cheng Zi cannot protect himself?"
Yun Sang said: "Don't you know, the orange may be eaten by an uncle soon."
"What!" Zhe Ye exclaimed exaggeratedly, and then pretended to be heartbroken, "How can this work, I have raised the oranges for so many years, and I haven't eaten them yet, how can an uncle get there first!"
He Shou looked at Zhe Ye resentfully, but Zhe Ye pretended not to see it.
Su Cheng had a headache and said, "Don't mention it, my head is in a mess..."
"What's the condition?" He Shou asked.
"...This...condition is not bad..."
"Then why are you hesitating." He Shou pulled Zheye to his side, "Embrace happiness bravely, just like Zheye and I did."
"Bah!" Zhe also knocked off his hand.
"How far have you come?"
"What step?" Su Cheng didn't understand for a while.
"It's just... have you slept yet?"
"..." Su Cheng twitched the corners of his mouth, "If you mean it literally... then it is indeed... slept..." After finishing speaking, he hung his head in love.
He Shou finally felt relieved.
"However, dating with men is beyond the scope of my cognition..." Su Cheng propped his head up, and kept stirring the straw in the milk tea cup, "Recently he made my brain go into overload... …felt like my IQ was plummeting."
"Your IQ has never been online." Zhe Ye and Yun Sang said at the same time.
"Depend on!"
"What are you really worried about?" He Shou said suddenly.
Everyone was stunned.
He Shou continued: "Actually, you don't reject the person who chased you, but you haven't agreed to him. There should be other reasons."
"..." Yun Sang and Zhe also looked at each other, and then looked at Su Cheng together, as if they were also waiting for his answer.
Su Cheng lowered his eyes and remained silent for a long time, sighed, and said slowly: "I'm afraid that he's just a whim, that he doesn't really like me that much. What if after I'm with him, he finds out that he still likes girls? manage?"
Yun Sang didn't know what to say, she just put her hand on his shoulder and patted him lightly, "Don't do this, Cheng Zi."
Zhe also thought about it, and said very seriously: "Don't be afraid of Chengzi, if he dares to play tricks on you, I will ask He Shou to explode his ass."
He Shou: "Σ(°△°|||)︴I refuse!!!!"
That night, Su Cheng was bored organizing his Koukou group.Because he usually cooperates with various associations and guilds to record songs, he often adds a lot of temporary groups. Once a song is produced, he will regularly clean up those groups that are not needed.
The mouse clicked on a planning group called "I miss you so much", and almost all the members in it have retired. He invited God Mo to sing this song together. Now that the song has been produced, all the scholar bureaucrats in it have retired. Only Yun Sang, Mo Shen, and himself were left.
Orange Jam: Cough, this group seems to be useless, so I will quit (n_n)
Yun Sang: Don't, keep chattering, it's rare that God Mo is here~
Shen Moran: Huh?Who called me?
Yun Sang: Damn it, capture God Mo alive!
Orange Jam: Damn it, capture Mo God alive!
Shen Moran: Are you going to retire this group?
Yun Sang: If God Mo doesn't retreat, I won't retreat!
Orange Jam: I won't return if the God of Mo doesn't return!
Shen Moran: ...
Shen Moran: I'm leaving.
Yun Sang: The machine is stuck!Alcon hands
Orange Jam: The machine is stuck!Alcon hands
Yun Sang: Chengzi, don't be so lazy, copy and paste!
Orange Jam: I'm not
Yun Sang: You just suffer!Shou who was attacked by the uncle!
Orange sauce: ah ah ah ah ah shut up!Where is the group leader?Kick her out! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
Yun Sang: I'm sorry, I'm the group leader = ̄w ̄=
Shen Moran: What uncle?
Yun Sang: Mie hahahaha, God Mo, you don't know, Xiao Chengzi was recently taken a fancy to by a handsome and rich diamond king.
Orange Jam: ╭(╯^╰)╮Are you jealous?
Yun Sang: Heh, why should I be jealous?
Yun Sang: I'm not jealous at all ( ̄_, ̄)
Yun Sang: Anyway, you’re the one who says you’re handsome, and you’re the one who says you’re tall
Yun Sang: Most of the rich people nowadays have beer bellies, how can they be handsome and rich, you have the ability to post a photo to prove it
Su Cheng: I don’t have his photo
(Although there is a photo of Teacher Mao’s pajamas, but that can’t be shown to outsiders casually, well, I’m so principled!)
Shen Moran: I want to see it too
Yun Sang: Did you hear that?God Mo wants to see it!
Yun Sang: As a professional fan, you should immediately throw out a photo for Mo Shen to appreciate.
Yun Sang: In my opinion, it is impossible for a man to be more handsome than Mo Shen!
Orange marmalade: [picture]
It was too late and then soon Su Cheng threw out a picture in anger. He found it on the Internet. Shen Suoran is a big entrepreneur and has appeared on the covers of various financial magazines, so a random search on the Internet will reveal many photos.
After Su Cheng posted this photo, the group fell silent.
Yun Sang was so shocked that she couldn't speak—because she had met God Mo!
When I went to Guangzhou Mianji before, I saw the God of Mo...the photo posted by Su Cheng...isn't it the God of Mo?
She was so scared that she quickly went to poke Shen Moran privately: Mo Shen~~~ He he he he he he he he he he he he he he he you you you you you you...
Shen Moran replied succinctly: It's me.
Yun Sang: Σ(⊙▽⊙”a
Yun Sang: God Mo, you, you, you, you are chasing after Little Chengzi...
Shen Moran: Yes.
Yun Sang: Σ(⊙▽⊙”a
Yun Sang: The baby is scared!
Yun Sang: Doesn't Little Chengzi know that you are the God of Mo?
Shen Moran: So you know what to do.
Yun Sang: I clearly understand...I promise, I promise I won't leak my words!
Orange sauce: Hey, why is no one talking, please comment on this photo, it's weird how quiet you are!I'm good...
Shen Moran: This man is really handsome.
Orange Jam: Huh?
Shen Moran: Such a handsome man, you just follow.
Orange Jam: Huh? ! ! !
(Yun Sang: =_= I just quietly watched Mo Shen pretend)
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