I broke the male god

Shen Suran knew that he couldn't be fooled, so he walked in openly.

Yun Sang made a gesture to swear to the sky: "Ink God Sama, I really didn't slip the tongue!"

"Well, I know." Shen Suran sat down next to Su Cheng, rubbed his hair, and asked, "You and Xiao En are in collusion?"

"...Mmm." Su Cheng raised his eyes and looked at him, his voice was a little muffled.

"Angry?"

"A bit."

Shen suddenly said: "I'm sorry, I made you feel kept in the dark."

"Why didn't you tell me that you are God Mo?"

"I didn't think about how to tell you." Shen Suran's eyes fell on the coffee table, as if he had fallen into some kind of long-term contemplation, "It was because of a very accidental opportunity that I found out that you were orange sauce. It seems that I accidentally missed the best time."

Yun Sang said weakly: "Little Chengzi, I'm guilty too, I shouldn't have kept this from you..."

"Your account will be settled with you later." Su Cheng sighed.

Seeing his appearance, Shen Suran felt a little distressed for some reason. He didn't intend to hope that Su Cheng would feel sad or angry.

"Xiaocheng, if you are unhappy, you can punish me." The lights in the ktv were dim, but Shen Suran's eyes were calm but firm.

"You will accept any punishment?" Su Cheng looked up at him.

"En." Shen Suran's voice was calm and gentle.

"Then you... sing a song for me." Su Cheng rubbed his eyes and passed the microphone over.

"……Eh?"

Shen suddenly froze for a moment.

It's that simple?

"Xiaocheng..." Shen Suran's Adam's apple twitched, and somewhere in his heart seemed to be gently scratched by a feather.

"I haven't heard God Mo sing before..." Su Cheng's voice was very soft and soft, and he looked at his eyes, shining with some unknown light, "God Mo, you still lack a man. Are you a fan? The one who can sweep the floor and lift shoes, the kind who went to college."

Shen suddenly pursed his lips, "I lack the kind that can warm the bed."

This was a conversation they had once. I didn't expect both of them to remember it, so it would be quite interesting to say it now.

Yun Sang couldn't help feeling a little emotional, she stood up and brought the other microphone over, "Why don't you sing a song with me?"

Su Cheng blinked: "Chorus?"

"Yes, yes! I feel like I'm about to witness a milestone chorus!" Yun Sang said excitedly.

"To be honest...you have witnessed a lot..." Su Cheng joked.

Yun Sang actually laughed foolishly: "Thinking about it this way, it really is... When I introduced you to God Mo to perform Nianbai, I really never thought that you would be able to get together..."

Su Cheng lowered his eyes, and after a while, said softly: "Yes..."

Shen Suran thought for a while, and suddenly said to Yun Sang: "Thank you for letting me know Xiaocheng."

Su Cheng's face felt hot for no reason: "...let's order some songs..."

Shen Suran calmly went to the song selection screen to order a song.

The prelude was a few guitar chords, and Su Cheng was stunned when he heard it: "This is not it!"

Isn't this... "Missing You So Much",...

They used to sing together.

This song can be called the Divine Comedy of Dog Abuse...

While he was still in a daze, Shen Suran had already picked up the microphone and sang:

"Want to send you a text message

I miss you so much

want to call you right away

I miss you so much

first thing in the morning

I miss you so much

Whether it’s sunny or raining, I miss you so much”

Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, this heaven-defying god-level candy-sprinkling lyrics, sung from Shen Suran's mouth, is really a bit lethal. In the past, the voice of God Mo was always heard from the earphones, but now I heard it live With such a charming subwoofer, Su Cheng felt that he was in a trance for a moment.

"Too, too foul!" He complained dissatisfied.

Shen Suddenly just smiled at him, "It's your turn." Su Cheng had no choice but to sing along with the lyrics on the screen:

"Every time I say I miss you

you don't believe it

But I always like to ask if I miss you

I don't know sweet talk so I just say I miss you

Anyway, I just want to make you happy

Miss you so much miss you so much miss you so much

I really really miss you

It's not fake, I miss you so much"

Yun Sang thought this scene was too beautiful, so she couldn't help but took out her phone to record it.

Su Cheng realized something was wrong after singing: "Why do all my lyrics say 'I miss you so much'?"

Shen suddenly thought for a while: "Maybe, you really miss me."

Su Cheng glared at him, raised his knife and pressed the song cut button.

Afterwards, as if intentionally revenged, he ordered "My Skateboard Shoes" and sang it to Shen Moran. Shen Moran sincerely said that he would not, and Su Cheng said, "Didn't you say that I can punish you in any way? It turns out that it is just Just kidding, forget it, I’m stupid too, I deserve to be tricked by you, if you don’t sing, don’t sing, it’s okay, I’m not that important to you anyway..."

Shen Suanran had no choice but to grab the microphone and forcefully squeezed out a sentence: "I will sing."

So Su Cheng and Yun Sang raised their mobile phones at the same time and prepared to record the video—just kidding, Shen Suran, who is at the level of a male god in the ancient fashion circle, sang about my skate shoes?With this black history in your hands, do you still worry about not having a bargaining chip in the future?

However, they miscalculated. Shen Suran really didn't know how to "Sing My Skate Shoes". He just read the lyrics rhythmically with his deep magnetic voice, and it turned out to be surprisingly good!

It's too touching!

This is definitely not black history!

This is simply a miracle, isn't it!

If this is passed on to Fifth Aunt, the playback volume will be refreshed!

Su Cheng and Yun Sang slapped their palms on their faces at the same time, wailing: "It's too foul!!!!"

After returning from ktv, Yun Sang asked them in the group if they could post the "I Miss You" video on Weibo.

Orange Jam: After this video is released, I guess the fans will overthink it, right?

Shen Moran: Send it.

Yun Sang: qaq ink god sama, why do I see the uppercase "handsome" in these two words!

Orange Jam: Shen, you, please calm down first...

Shen Moran: It's okay, let's post.

Orange sauce: I don't know why... There is a sense of sight of a public relationship... The baby is afraid t^t

Shen Moran: Xiaocheng, we are together, so it's good to make it public.

Yun Sang: Damn it, Mo Shen has the sense of sight of a domineering president who "I want to give me a womanhood"

Orange jam: ...a sense of sight that is about to set off a bloody storm.

Shen Moshen: Touch your head, no way^_^

Yun Sang: I'm still in the group, hey!Don't show your affection like no one else!

Ponzu Jam: Oh.

Shen Moran: Oh.

Yun Sang: (╯°Д°)╯┻━┻

Yun Sang: But I didn't take pictures of your entire faces, so everyone may not recognize you.

Orange Jam: ...don't set a flag!

Shen Moran: What does flag mean?

Ponzu Jam: ...you'll probably... soon find out...

So around 09:30, fans got an incredible message on Weibo...

Yun Sang is a cute planner: Come here, bring me my golden dog food, and I'll show you a death on the spot! >>>second shot video

The video is only 30 seconds long, and the picture is in a ktv, where two men are singing, and the camera does not capture their entire faces, only their bony and slender fingers holding the microphone.

Not long after the Weibo was posted, the comments started to increase.

"Who is this? Please tell me!"

"The voice is so familiar!"

"Isn't this song the Divine Comedy for Dog Abuse!"

"Are these two handsome guys a couple?"

"Is Yun Sang's friend?"

"Fingers look good!"

"As for the manual control, I said that I have licked it several times!"

"No one thinks the voice is familiar?!"

"It's worthy of a face! Although I didn't see the face, it is worthy of a face! If you don't agree, let's argue!"

"That Gongyin Su breaks the sky!"

"You share Gongyin, I'll take Xiaoshou away!!"

"Damn it! Can I say... Can I hear the loud voice in my house?"

"The voice of Hot Comment is familiar, you are not alone!"

"Isn't this voice my stupid orange?"

"I bet a pack of spicy sticks Gongyin is my Moshen doge"

In just 10 minutes, Yun Sang's comment area has fallen...

Su Cheng took a screenshot of Yun Sang's sentence "Everyone may not recognize you" and the comment section's "Isn't this my stupid orange?" —

Orange Jam: [Screenshot] [Screenshot] Shen Moran's legendary standing flag. . . .