I broke the male god

calm down!

Be calm at this time!

It can be explained that it was sent to the wrong person...

But in this way, isn't it tantamount to admitting in disguise that he originally wanted to tell another person that "it's good to have a big gun"...

No matter what, it is confirmed that he has that perverted hobby...

Su Cheng wants to cry but has no tears - damn, I don't like big weapons at all, I like 36d and long legs!

He took a few deep breaths and told himself, it's time to test your resilience!

Give me three seconds, I will definitely come up with a perfect solution!

one second...

two seconds...

three seconds...

... figured out...

Yarn! ! !

Su Cheng almost flipped the table.

The recent series of mistakes simply staged a vivid chasing love drama for Shen Moran.

It is not difficult for him to imagine that from Shen Moran's point of view, the whole process of the past few days should be like this:

Inexplicably, I received a jerk from a boy. I didn't understand what it meant. I asked others and got an answer like "He might be interested in you".Then at the song meeting, the boy ran away suspiciously shyly.Immediately afterwards, he told you bluntly on the button that he likes big things to live well...

Ok……

How about this whole process...

It's all like a story about being entangled by an idiot with abnormal brains!

If I were Shen Moran, I should have started to arrange bodyguards for 24-hour personal protection by now, or arranged for a killer to shoot that idiot at home overnight!

After going through a turbulent little theater in his heart, Su Cheng finally decided to take a bath to calm down first.

So his subordinates quickly typed and sent Shen Moran a reply: [Automatic reply] Hello!I have something to do now, I will contact you later [no reminder]

After typing this sentence, Su Cheng couldn't help being overwhelmed by his wit.

On the other side, in the large computer room, Shen suddenly stared at the screen and fell silent—whose automatic reply will be sent every half an hour?I really don't know whether to call him stupid, or stupid...or stupid.

At 07:30, Shen Suran set a password for Xiaowo and sent them to Yun Sang and Su Cheng respectively. Yun Sang rushed to Xiaowo as soon as he received the summons: "God Mo, just you? Little Chengzi Woolen cloth?"

Shen Suoran: "I made an appointment with him at eight o'clock."

"Wow! To be in a room alone with my Mo God, I'm a little excited just thinking about it!"

Shen Suran didn't quite understand her excitement, but he didn't want to delve into it, so he just said solemnly: "Yun Sang, I have something to ask you."

"Hey! Are you asking if I would like to give you monkeys?"

"No."

"Great God...you...won't you be so cold..."

"Do you know how to tell if a person is gay?"

"Fuck! God! Which man have you been harassed again?" Yun Sang's tone was filled with inexplicable excitement. Can you explain how to tell if a man is gay? First of all, in terms of sports, straight men like basketball and football, while gays prefer swimming, badminton, tennis, etc. In terms of entertainment, gays generally like to gossip and talk about which man Xingshuai, which actress shows off and so on~ Also, they have a strong sense of skin care and know how to take care of it, such as applying face masks and creams, and they know better than girls~ Generally, the catchphrase that gays swear at is mostly sluts. , little bitches and the like..."

Yun Sang chattered for a long time, before finally asking: "Master, your charm has been taken by men and women?! Tell me! Is there a man chasing you by your side!"

Shen Suran thought for a while, then pondered: "I'm not sure, it's just that someone's behavior is a bit strange recently."

"My god, it feels like I'm about to catch up with a big drama of the year! I'm so excited! Will I accidentally witness the whole process of my male god being bent? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!!!"

"I won't be broken." Shen suddenly replied lightly, and then got down to business, "Let's talk about the narration part of the new song."

Seeing the male god's topic change so quickly, Yun Sang's a lot of afterwords were stuck in his throat——damn, it's really itchy to stop here!But the new song was the most important thing, and she didn't dare to neglect, she had no choice but to drop her voice an octave, lacking in interest: "... oh..."

"That's it." Shen Suran's voice was relatively low and serious when he was talking about business, "I've heard Cheng Zi's dry voice, and it's generally good. He's not very familiar with Gu Feng's reciting skills, but it just fits his character. , a young and ignorant boy. But after listening to it all, it's still too..." He paused to think about his wording, "Too cute."

"Eh?! Cute? God Mo, I heard you right, are you calling Cheng Zi cute?"

"Yes, his tone is too Japanese, so he looks relatively cute. Is there any problem?"

"Cough...no, no." Yun Sang coughed lightly. Sure enough, the Great God didn't know what * was. In his eyes, it was just a statement...

To be honest, I have known Mo Shen for so long, and I have never heard him praise a girl for being cute, but it turned out that this is the first time he praised someone else, and the person was actually a boy... Thinking of this, she couldn't help raising her 45 horns and looking at the sky silently— —Well, it seems that Mo Shen has the potential to be bent.

"Yun Sang, what's your opinion?"

"Ah? Me? Oh! This... that... In fact, I also missed this matter. I only sent him the script of the narration part, and did not introduce the story of the whole song to him in detail, so he may not have a sense of substitution."

"It's okay, talk to him later."

"Hi, Mina-san!" A crisp male voice came suddenly, interrupting their conversation, and when they looked up, they saw Orange Jam's ID climbed onto Mai Xu.

Yun Sang immediately yelled: "Stinky Chengzi, why are you disturbing the two-person world between me and God Mo!"

"Cut, give up, you little bitch, even if you stay in the nest with God Mo for one night, you won't be able to give birth to half a monkey!"

(Shen suddenly got the keyword: little bitch?)

Yun Sang: "The appointment was at eight o'clock, and it's already eight fifteen! You're playing tricks!"

Su Cheng: "I just put on a facial mask and was delayed, what a shame! My skin is better than yours, so I'm jealous!"

(Shen Suoran: Apply, apply a mask?)

Yun Sang: "The boys you have now are really too much. Their skin is whiter than ours, their legs are thinner than ours, and they still want to grab boyfriends from us, so that people will not live! Fortunately, there is a high-quality male god like me, Moshen, who is firm and firm." Unswervingly walking on the broad avenue of a straight man, it gives us some hope to live."

Shen suddenly coughed lowly: "Don't make trouble."

Yun Sang: "Oh! Such a doting tone! I want to record it as a ringtone!"

Su Cheng: "God Mo, let's talk about the chanting part."

Shen Suran: "Okay."

Yun Sang: "Hey, don't ignore me on purpose!"

Su Cheng: "What do you think should be revised in my chanting?"

Shen Moran: "I hope you can put more emphasis on the emotional expression part. I will send you the lyrics of the whole song, and you can have a general look at the storyline."

Yun Sang: "Hey, please pay attention to me, I'm still here!"

Su Cheng: "Good Mo God... I have received the document."

Shen Moran: "Well, the main line of the lyrics is my brother's waiting and sustenance for my brother who is far away from home and fighting on the battlefield. The first half is lyrical, and the chorus is more tragic."

Yun Sang: "If you ignore me again, I will leave!"

Su Cheng: "Hey, did that brother die on the battlefield in the end?"

Shen Suran: "Yes."

Yun Sang angrily retreated from the nest, and complained on Weibo——

Yun Sang is a cute planner: It's unreasonable!Shen Moran and Orange Sauce were in the den, flirting with each other, showing affection like no one else was there, and I was so abused that I quickly crawled out to eat a handful of dog food to suppress my shock. Who will comfort me?

After a while there were dozens of comments:

Mo God My Marriage: Hey, what!My male god and orange jam are progressing so quickly?

Zhecheng tweeted all his life: Mr. Zheye's head is green again, Mr. Zheye, Zheye doesn't cry, stand up and masturbate!

Mo Ran's small screen spy: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah what are they doing in the locked room?Forgive me for being wrong!

Mohist Shit Shovel Officer: What else can you do in a small locked room?Of course it's what I love to do! Oooxx or something, shame on you!

I'm President Mo's concubine: You don't need to love her, but please don't hurt her!Yaoyaoling, someone abused a dog here!

Mo Shen confronted me: I feel sorry for sister Yunsang, as the saying goes, how do you love each other if you have different genders, just be careful, oh~

In the small nest, Su Cheng was still immersed in the sad atmosphere of the lyrics: "I'm going! My brother is too miserable. My brother promised to come back to pick him up in five years, but he never came back after leaving... Ah Ahhh, why does my brother have the heart to leave my brother alone, bastard!"

Shen Suoran said: "This is the case in war-torn times, life and death are inevitable."

"...God Mo, I think I know how to match the role of younger brother." Su Cheng sniffed and said very seriously, "I will record another version for you, it will definitely be better than the first version!"

Shen Suran seemed to smile a bit: "Okay, thank you for your hard work."

"It's not hard!"

"Actually, I heard from Yun Sang that you still have a cover song to record, so you should be quite busy."

"It's okay, as the saying goes, if you don't want to be a cv, you're not a good up host! Besides, this is helping God Mo, and I'll do whatever I can!"

Shen suddenly froze for a moment, amused by his impassioned speech, he didn't even notice that the corner of his mouth raised a small angle, and after a while, he slowly said: "Then, thank you."

"That's easy!" Su Cheng looked at the time and it was getting late, so he planned to say goodnight to him and go to bed.

Unexpectedly, the other party suddenly stopped him softly: "Cheng Zi, there is one more thing I want to make clear to you."

"Huh? What's the matter?" Su Cheng asked suspiciously.

"..." Shen Suran hesitated for a moment, and finally said, "You are fine, but I don't like men, sorry."

Su Cheng was stunned for ten seconds after hearing this sentence——

"……Eh??!!!!!!!!"