I broke the male god

Shen Suoran's life is actually quite monotonous. He goes to work during the day, works as a babysitter for Shen En at night, and goes to the guild when he is free, living the life of a retired veteran cadre. Although "Moran Shengge" was originally founded by him, he didn't take care of it at all. The affairs of the guild were basically handed over to a few planning girls.

Shen En often teased him and said, quickly find a girlfriend and have more sex, otherwise it's not good to be overwhelmed.

But Shen Suanran is obviously used to being pure-hearted and ascetic, and his need for a girlfriend is not that strong, not to mention that there are many women around him, and if he hooks his finger, there will be countless women throwing himself into his arms, but he doesn't want to hook this finger.

So finding a "girlfriend" is not high on his agenda.

In contrast, it is a more serious matter for him to say obscenities such as "sex life" by his young nephew: "You are so young, what strange things do you watch all day long?" Veteran cadres Seriously reprimanded.

Shen En showed the computer screen with a smile: "The largest same-sex ♂ dating website in the country!"

Shen Suran leaned over to take a look—Bilibili, Danmaku.com.

station b?

... The man stroked his chin with his index finger—speaking of which, the matter of Yun Sang's promise to give Orange Jam a birth congratulation has not yet been settled.The largest... same-sex... dating site in the country?

Shen Suran twitched the corners of his mouth—hey... Seriously?

Orange jam... That strange boy, as a gay, should be under tremendous pressure in his life... I rejected him mercilessly that day... How hurt he must be.

Thinking of this, the retired veteran cadre couldn't help but feel apologetic.

(Su Cheng:?)

"By the way." Shen suddenly frowned, as if recalling something, "Xiao En, I want to ask you a song..."

"Eh?" Shen En was stunned for a moment, feeling an ominous premonition in his heart, "What song?"

"I forgot the name of the song, what is it called Tangtang..." Shen suddenly frowned, "It's a Japanese song. My friend recommended me to listen to it yesterday, but I can't understand it. What is it talking about?"

Shen En had the expression of being struck by lightning—help, my uncle is actually discussing "Majestic" with me, this scene is so unreal!

"Uncle... this is... an erotic song..."

"Eroguchi? What do you mean?"

Shen Enfu's forehead——I said uncle...you are so open and aboveboard discussing sex work with a minor...will you really not be arrested by the police? !

"Ahem, the so-called erotica is a unique Japanese culture..." Shen En scratched his chin and said vaguely.

...Shen suddenly recalled the "ah~ah~" heard last night, so this is a kind of singing unique to Japan (wrong)... I thought it was some kind of pornographic hint.

But this kind of singing is too weird, um... Japan is indeed a strange nation. (Hatsune: Blame me?)

Shen Suran deeply felt that the generation gap with today's children was too big, and he couldn't like the things they liked at all.

"Do you kids who like anime like this type of song?

"Cough, bad, almost."

Shen Suran took out a pen and a notebook expressionlessly and handed them over: "Recommend some more erotic songs to me." Out of guilt for orange jam, the veteran cadre decided to record a song he liked and give it to him , to show sincerity.

Shen En was so frightened that Huarong turned pale: "Uncle, you can't do it!"

"What can't you do?"

"Actually... um... um... I don't know much about this unique culture either, uncle, you should ask someone else!" After speaking, Shen En rubbed the soles of his feet with oil, and slipped away in the blink of an eye.

Shen Suran stood there with an inexplicable face—this kid, why are you so modest.

In the evening, he was arranging mics at "Moran Shengge". There were about five mics in front of him, and he had to wait for about 10 minutes. The waiting time was boring. For some reason, he opened the page of station b and searched Enter the three words "Orange Jam", press Enter, oh, there are quite a lot of results.

Casually clicked on a video titled "God Goes with the Waves", and that kind of Japanese-style PV jumped out. After the brisk prelude, a fresh and youthful voice sounded, and Shen Suanran couldn't help raising his eyebrows—it sounded surprisingly good ~

Rows of bullet screens are overwhelmingly swiping in front of me:

Orange is big, I want to give birth to a monkey for you!

The ears are pregnant!

So cute, it must be a boy!

Love rivals draw their swords!

Take my little orange!

The orange is mine, don't fight me!

Shen Suran decided to add a bullet chat to him as an encouragement, but the input box showed "Visitors cannot send bullet chat"—do you still want to register as a member?

What a hassle.

Shen suddenly frowned.

I was thinking about trouble, but I clicked the registration button with the mouse in my hand. After working for a while, I encountered another difficulty—what?Do members still have to take the exam?

Answer system?

This is... a test paper?

multiple choice?

The world view of veteran cadres is constantly being refreshed...

On the other side of the Moran Shengge channel, Shen Moran's id was ranked first but he didn't speak for a long time.

Public screen:

Mo God wake up!

Suffocated!

Wake up!

Wake up!

After a while, the field controller said, "Are you there, Yimai's singer? It's your turn."

For a while, no one responded.

The field controller said again: "Let me let you mic for ten seconds, no one will hug you down first?"

Public screen:

God Mo is actually rye?

Is Mo Shen asleep?

God Mo, wake up!I want to hear you sing!

As a result, ten seconds later, Shen Moran was hugged by the field controller for the first time in history because of rye...

The old cadre who didn't know anything was staring dumbfounded at the test questions at station b...

"Misaka sister fat time color

a. black and white b. blue and white c. yellow and white d. red and white"

——What is Fat Times?

"Which element can Jinkela not assist crops to absorb?

a. Potassium b. Calcium c. Phosphorus d. Nitrogen"

——Why still take the agriculture test?It's so foul...

"The black cat sheriff shoots four shots in each episode and the four words appear

a. Punish rape and eradicate evil b. Defend the people c. Wear Yang with a hundred steps d. Please watch the next episode"

——Yes, I have seen this cartoon.

... When he came back to his senses, Mai Xu had been in the dark for several rounds.

Shen Suran didn't arrange wheat anymore, and simply went to stay in his own den.

Xiaowo public screen:

Fuck!Capture an ink god alive!

Actually came to the nest!I'm going to call someone!

I'm finally waiting for today!

Good evening Moshen!

"good evening."

Public screen:

Why didn't Mo Shen sing today?

The field control baby is about to be pissed off by you 23333

"I'm answering questions at station b."

Public screen:

Fuck, don’t you don’t visit station B?

It's really rare, the veteran cadres decided to open the door to a new world!

The largest same-sex ♂ dating site in the country

I seem to know some great secret

"The topic of this station b... is really too difficult."

Public screen:

God of ink, read the title and we will help you!

We help you, take care of you!

Everyone, mothers, get ready!

"What is the English name of Fugo's stand-in in the fifth part of "Jojo's Bizarre Adventure"?

,r,,purplehaze"

After a second of bewilderment on the public screen:

...I choose death!

...Sorry I can't help you!

Ugly refuse!

Shen Suran: "..."

Su Cheng had been busy all day today, and it was already nine o'clock when he got home. He turned on the computer exhausted, and saw Yun Sang's Koukou avatar flashing.

Yun Sang: Little Orange, where is it?

Orange Jam: Overtime until now ╰(‵ ′)╯

Yun Sang: Xun hurts, why is it so late?

Orange sauce: hold back!Now I just want to put a row of monkeys in the head of today's Party A-what kind of barren things are the demands that are raised all day long!

Yun Sang: Σ(っ°Д°;)っMeet the best Party A again today?

Orange Jam: My sister is wrong!

Yun Sang: Come and listen!

Orange Jam: Heck, do you know how they asked for it? ——"I hope this poster looks more high-end, more low-key, more luxurious, more restrained, do you understand what I mean?" Understand a ball!You tell me how to coexist with high-end atmosphere and low-key luxury with connotation?

He is so capable, why can't he go to heaven!

Yun Sang: Pfft—Sky-Changing Monkey has already prepared it for you!Send them to heaven now!

Orange Jam: Let me have a laugh if you have any bad luck today

Yun Sang: Fuck!

Yun Sang: But today there is a very mysterious thing, Mo Shen is live broadcasting in Xiaowo station b members answering questions... I haven't passed the test three times, o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓ slapping the table and laughing wildly

Orange jam: Σ(°△°|||)︴Isn’t Moshen not playing station b?

Yun Sang: I don’t know, I drank fake wine today, and I just got into a fight with the members of station b, what a straightforward boy

Orange sauce: ...Suddenly want to see this honest boy~

Yun Sang: In yy69419, go~

Su Cheng wore a trumpet and entered Shen Moran's den, and saw a screen full of——

"adcbbacddaadbcda"... He was so scared that he almost thought that the computer was garbled.

At this time, Shen Moran's voice came slowly: "45 points, no pass."

Public screen:

Puff ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Distressed Moshen

This is the first time

Why is God Mo so persistent?

That's right, anyway, you don't like visiting Station B

By the way, Moshen, why do you want to register as a member?

The same question

Same question +1

Same question +10086

Same question + ID card

"Oh, I want to post a barrage." Shen suddenly said lightly.

Public screen:

Is Misty Grass just to post barrage?

Which video made Mo Shen so persistent?

"God Follows the Stream, have you heard of it?"