Straight man is broken

At noon, Ji Xizhu would occasionally choose to sleep in the school, which happened to be in the same dormitory as Jiang Song.

The young master was lying on the bed, unable to control his curiosity, he took out his phone and released the system at the same time.

This morning, the system yelled that it had found Xiao Huangman that Yuan Zao had posted on the Internet, and told him to come and take a look.

hmmmm?

When Ji Xizhu heard it, he suddenly became curious.He felt a little strange, obviously, when Yuan Zao shared it with him with a mysterious face before, he rejected it righteously, and asked Yuan Zao to be more serious.

Why did he suddenly change his mind now?After thinking about it carefully, Ji Xizhu threw the blame on the system.With such a wonderful system as Fluffy, it is very difficult to maintain integrity.

After successfully convincing himself, Ji Xizhu decided to satisfy his curiosity without any psychological burden.Because it was inconvenient in the classroom at that time, Ji Xizhu couldn't help but look at it as soon as he returned to the dormitory.

.Because it is the upper bunk against the wall, the degree of privacy is relatively high.But the clinic is Jiang Song, so you still have to be careful.

Ji Xizhu rolled into a small hillock on the bed, only his face was exposed.The system was in his arms looking at the phone screen together in a low-key manner.

As soon as Jiang Song entered the dormitory door, he habitually looked in the direction of Ji Xizhu, and found the young master who had already fallen asleep, and was still playing with his mobile phone in high spirits.Jiang Song looked at the young master with flushed cheeks, suddenly curious.

He took off his shoes and socks, and got into bed in two or three strokes. He thought he could take advantage of Ji Xizhu's inattention and observe him secretly.

Unexpectedly, today's young master was extraordinarily vigilant. As soon as he heard the sound of him going to bed, he quickly moved from the center of the bed to the head of the bed, staring at him nervously with black cat eyes.It looks even more exciting.

Jiang Song smiled at him, intending to make Ji Xizhu relax, but unexpectedly he became more vigilant.

Jiang Song: ...

He looked at his watch. At 13:22, the other roommates were all asleep. He guessed that the young master should lie down in a while.

It seems that there is no way to know what tricks he is doing.Jiang Song lay on the bed with some regrets.

He still remembered that the last time the young master looked like this, he secretly bribed his deskmate, took pictures of his mid-term test papers, and then took his own test papers and compared them one by one quietly.

After Jiang Song found out, Ji Xizhu's unconvinced expression instantly collapsed, and he became extremely ashamed and angry. He was so ashamed that his entire cheeks turned red, and Jiang Song watched with relish.

But in the end, the young master, who became angry from embarrassment, pushed his face away, snatched back the phone, and turned a blind eye to him for two whole months.

Well, it's obviously not his fault.Jiang Song suppressed a smile to himself, with a calm and serious look on his face.Forget it, I blame myself for laughing too unscrupulously, which annoyed the thin-skinned little guy.

It's all his fault poof.

Ji Xizhu: ... Heh :)

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After coming to the classroom in the afternoon,

The young master, who had a deep understanding of Tongrenman, looked at Yuan Zao worriedly.He is now worried that one day, the police will come to the door.It turned out that Yuan Zao was arrested for spreading obscenity/pornography/pornography on the Internet, and the audience was shocked.

It's too indescribable.Ji Xizhu looked constipated.

"Yuan Zao, you..."

Hearing the young master's worried words, Yuan Zaoxiao lay down on the table, and when he wanted to explain, he couldn't stop laughing and got stuck in his throat.

Compared with other wives who are indescribable in other paintings, she is already so reserved and reserved to an incredible degree.After all, she is a novice on the road, and she has only been in contact with this circle for a short time, so she dare not drive too fast.

Probably after she had practiced a bit more and became a veteran driver, the young master's reaction when he found out about her vest would be different.He might run away in shame as soon as he saw himself.

Thinking about that scene, Yuan Zao laughed even more uncontrollably.

Why, cough Ji Xizhu, why can't she let go of her tablemate who has a very low smile?ha ha ha ha hiccup~

In the end, Yuan Zao, who had had enough laughing, tried hard to comfort the young master who felt that he had fed the dog out of kindness, "Don't worry, everything will be fine~"

Ji Xizhu said with a straight face, "Oh." If he worries about such things in the future, he will be a big pig.

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After school, except for the students who were on duty for cleaning, everyone packed up their desks and schoolbags and left the classroom one after another.

Jiang Song didn't play today, he stood up first and then bent down to pick up his backpack.

Ji Xizhu, who had already planned to make a bad idea in his heart, took advantage of Jiang Song's hand at the moment when he turned around and hadn't stood still, but unexpectedly he didn't pull, and instead bumped into Jiang Song's solid body with a "boom" sound. chest.

Jiang Song's slightly surprised voice seemed to be faintly smiling, "Are you... throwing yourself into your arms?"

Jiang Song has been secretly watching the young master's actions, observing when he can't help but explode.Unexpectedly, Ji Xizhu was quite tolerant, and only wanted to trick him after school, in such a naive way.

Alas, why has this person grown in stature but not brains after so many years.Don't look at the physical difference between the two, can he be pulled down at will?Ah.

Jiang Song, who secretly laughed at Ji Xizhu's IQ, clasped his small hand tightly with his big hand, looked down at the person in his arms, but didn't remind Ji Xizhu to stand up quickly.

Bumping his head against Jiang Song's strong and slightly elastic chest, Ji Xizhu was stunned for a while.A strange idea came to my mind: pectoral muscles are also very important.

It's so strange to only have abdominal muscles but no pectoral muscles. How about changing the pectoral muscles and teaching Jiang Song a profound lesson?

Ji lice don't itch, Xi Zhu was deeply moved by this idea.

No, Jiang Song is so bad, he will definitely sue.And his muscles are too big for him.Ji Xizhu could only regretfully give up this plan.

"Don't talk nonsense, I just didn't stand firm."

With a bad mood, he withdrew from Jiang Song's embrace, and didn't notice that Jiang Song let go of his hand when he was standing still.

The young master, who has failed to make a fool of others, has no desire/desire to stay in the classroom anymore, his classmates have almost left, and he has to pack his things and go back.

"Goodbye." Stuffing the system in the drawer into his trouser pocket, Ji Xizhu put his bag on his back casually, and waved to Jiang Song who had been waiting for him.

"Let's go together." Jiang Song consciously followed, regardless of Ji Xizhu's resistance to dodge, he insisted on hooking his shoulders and chatting awkwardly all the way.

Ji Xizhu: ... bastard Jiang Song.

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8.5 On Thursday, the wind was sunny and the sky was clear.

In the morning, as soon as Ji Xizhu entered the door, he happily walked to Jiang Song's desk.

"Jiang Song." Ji Xizhu's eyes sparkled.

"Huh?" Jiang Song looked at the excited Ji Xizhu curiously, wondering why he didn't get angry with himself so quickly this time.

"Here you are." Ji Xizhu took out a small box from his schoolbag, leaned over and whispered in Jiang Song's ear, "This is the best one I found on the market right now."

Jiang Song became more and more puzzled, why did he turn the box upside down in such a mysterious way.

However, the young master has also grown up, and he even knows how to give himself a gift.The corners of Jiang Song's lips could not help but curl up.

Jiang Song picked up the box on the table with a feeling of confusion, curiosity and a little bit of agitation.

In the next second, the smile on Jiang Song's face gradually disappeared after seeing the gift clearly.

Ji Xizhu whispered excitedly in his ear: "Look, isn't it very famous? I heard that many foreign stars use this tanning cream. But I heard that the best way to tan is to go to a beauty hospital. There are special projects…”

Jiang Song wiped his face with his hands in a daze, stuffed the gift into the belly of the table, and then pushed away the young master's face expressionlessly.

"From now on, don't talk to me," Jiang Song couldn't bear to tell Ji Xizhu to shut up, but his mood fluctuated too much to calm down, so "let me be quiet."

Ji Xizhu, who was pushed away, looked at Jiang Song in surprise, his face was heavy and depressed, as if there were thousands of emotions hidden in his heart but there was nowhere to vent them.

That request for silence also seemed to hide an endless sigh.

Jiang Song, couldn't you be mad at yourself?

Ji Xizhu suddenly felt guilty, afraid that Jiang Song would not be able to control him for a while and would hit him, so he hugged his small schoolbag tightly and backed away, "Then you be quiet, I'll go back to my seat first."

"Yeah." Jiang Song lowered his head, looking at the corner of the self-tanning cream box in his drawer out of the corner of his eyes, and he was already thinking about where to throw this thing so that no one would find it.

Ji Xizhu turned around and sat down obediently, picked up a book and began to read silently.He didn't look at Jiang Song at all.

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The author has something to say:

Ji Xizhu: Super cute today :)

It's a bit short, ah, this article is really cold, I haven't commented until now, I'm so heartbroken╥﹏╥