Straight man is broken

night,

The successful hair removal system stubbornly supported the only clump of dull hair left on his head, and when the young master finished his homework and calmed down a little, he ran forward with a small and attentive look.

Although it is only a system, it is actually guilty of this unfortunate result.

It should have known that human beings love to care about everything.They don't think that the more beautiful things look, the more unbearable the risks involved.

They just blame the guy who didn't do things perfectly and the way they wanted, accusing them, feeling resentful, or even unwilling to fulfill the promise they should have fulfilled.

Although, there is also the reason why I avenged my own personal revenge, and did not inform the host of the result of the process in detail, cough.The system shrank its head, and quickly and quickly threw away this trace of untimely guilt.

It shook its bald tail, and said in its heart that they were even.

It raised its chin and looked down at the host studying at the desk.

Xin Dao, at this time, as a system floating alone in the universe with heavy responsibilities, what else can it do?

It can only not care about this human being.It must quickly coax this guy who is likely to cheat, and let him fulfill the agreement.

Although the system looks stupid and has no brain, in fact, its intelligence meets the standards of the latest planetary intelligence system, and it has basic logical thinking ability.

So it knows that Ji Xizhu's heart knot is that one, oh no, the eight pieces can't be seen in the light, and can only be covered with a layer of cloth or in the dark to appreciate Jiang Song's abdominal muscles.

Color is key.

However, according to some information from human beings that it has investigated through the Internet, there are also products such as whitening cream in the world that can help Jixi bamboo to whiten.

Moreover, after the muscle is transplanted, it will not be slow to turn white due to long-term exposure to light, especially with Ji Xizhu's physique.

There's only one question: When the abs are revealed, is it when they disappear?

"Host, I heard that human beings have whitening cream, which is very useful. You can balbal~" After thinking about it, the system ignored the last question, and told Ji Xizhu all of his findings/suggestions.

Ji Xizhu heard this, and the scene of her mother applying skin care products when she was at home flashed in her mind.

It seems, doable?

"Okay, then I'll try it. Besides," Ji Xizhu rubbed the goosebumps on his hands, and pushed away the dog-legged system, "Don't laugh like that, I can't bear it."

Akimbo laughing half-disgusted system: Ga... spicy chicken host.

Ji Xizhu is a person who is very motivated to act on the things that move his heart.So, he tidied up the table and brought over the whitening cream that he didn't take away from his mother's room.

It's time to rest, too, he thought.And he seems to know how to compensate Jiang Song.That good idea kept bouncing in his mind, just waiting for a good opportunity for him to confide in it.

After Ji Xizhu took a shower, he took off his shirt, applied whitening cream all over his stomach, and was about to go to bed.

The system, that snow-white and bald dumpling, ignored gravity, hugged its hairless tail, and stood in front of Ji Xizhu. A pair of peas eyes flashed a strange light, which surprised Ji Xizhu.

"Anything else?"

The system's three-petal mouth moved.

Ji Xizhu:! ! !He opened his mouth slightly in shock.

The system is an unscrupulous system. He is obviously a cute little fluffy dumpling, but he does an unscrupulous thing and looks honorable. The young master feels that his three views will be shattered.

what did you say?

Xiaotuanzi sighed melancholy, as if lamenting how rare Ji Xizhu was.

It said: "I am the spiritual food collection and storage system."

Simultaneously translated in Ji Xizhu's mind: "It is a collection system for all kinds of pornographic/erotic entertainment in Xiaohuangshu and Xiaohuangman."

The system continued, because the planet where its developer, Ms. H, was located was an extremely conservative ruler, so all loving text books, comics, games, movies, etc. were harmonized.

Ms. H, specially dispatched it as an important member of the 419 spiritual food collection brigade to go to the civilized planets in the universe to explore and send new food back.

Now, it has fulfilled the young master's request.So it's time for the young master to collect food.

Ji Xizhu: ...

Seeing Ji Xizhu's obvious refusal, the system implicitly hinted that if he broke the contract, it would tell Jiang Song and elder brother about the deal between the young master and it.

Facing the threat of the system, the young master's expression changed again and again, and finally he succumbed in extreme pain.Sure enough, people can't do bad things, and the retribution comes too fast like a tornado.

He turned on the computer full of resistance, followed the system's guidance, and typed in the search engine: high H, total *, double *, ***

Why are there so many harmonious words, Ji Xizhu hurriedly glanced at the pop-up page with his face flushed, turned his head quickly, lowered his voice, as if he was worried that someone would be there, and secretly observed him, the volume was extremely low.

If the system wasn't a high-tech product, it wouldn't have been possible for the young master to let it be transmitted quickly.

The system looked at the host who looked embarrassed at the beginning, and Yuan Fufu shook his head, looking helpless.

Isn't this a very sacred and natural thing?The human host is hypocritical.

It flew back to the front of the host, "The free resources have already been transferred. Host, we are a serious system. For paid content, we will not use our own advanced technology to get it without asking. So..."

Fluffy frowned at her two non-existent eyebrows, and looked at Ji Xizhu with a look you know, and almost didn't look at him as a fried hair.

Tama, you are a serious system, isn't he a serious straight man?

And his cards are all bound to his brother.If he was found out, he would actually buy that kind of thing to watch... I can't even imagine what my elder brother would think of him.

Ji Xizhu stared wide-eyed and clenched his fists, wishing he could stand up and throw the system out of the window.

The system's peasy eyes looked at him.That persistent look made Ji Xizhu's heart tremble.

He felt like a man who couldn't resist the temptation to do something wrong, and was threatened by his conspirators to tell the world.

And he can only choose to give in with a slap in the face.

Ji Xi has a heart for Qi Qiran, although he thought it was just a dream at first, but later he did make mistakes again and again, and this matter is also shady.So, can he just take a step back like this?

He sneaked another glance at the bald-haired system. The system's expression was quite serious, and it seemed that he was not easy to talk at all. Because he had been treated very tolerantly, he was actually not the kind of person who was good at negotiating, so...

Before he could continue thinking about it, the system started to urge him again.

In the end, Ji Xizhu didn't want to break his promise to a small group, so he had no choice but to obey the system's guidance. On this quiet and ordinary night, he was forced to open the door to a new world .

Ji Xizhu couldn't help lamenting in his heart, if it's really Feng Shui, he always has to pay back when he comes out to hang out.

At the same time, he also had to endure the system's constant chatter in his ears: "Host, don't worry, I have investigated everything. The selected websites and resources are the most recognized and frequently used by veteran drivers in the world, so you can rest assured." Eat~"

In just a few days, this system has successfully learned a lot of Internet terms, and it is even smoother than Ji Xizhu.

"Okay, okay, hurry up and do it."

"The host can rest assured, our transmission speed is very fast, and the task can be completed in just a few days." The system assured.

"Even if you say that, I won't feel the slightest comfort."

Ji Xizhu already looked hopeless.Recharge the account with the only card that is not bound to the elder brother's mobile phone.

It was a card issued by the school, and there were only a few thousand dollars in it. He didn't know how he found it out, and he worked very hard to keep the money from being discovered.

Fortunately, he didn't have to browse it himself, otherwise he would never do it.

Ji Xizhu lay on the bed blankly, pulled the quilt, the computer screen on the desk was still shining brightly, the system was like a hardworking bee (porter).

This night was extraordinarily quiet.

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There will not be so many coincidences in the world, and Jiang Song's intuition told him that there must be some kind of connection among them.

The most direct way is to attack the young master, but he knows that if he directly lifts his clothes, the delicate young master will definitely beat him up in anger, which is too rude.So be tactful.

Jiang Song finally decided to adopt the most subtle observation method.

The next day, Jiang Song came to the classroom.

Looking around, the young master's desk was still empty, he nodded with satisfaction, and walked towards Zheng Guangfei.

He remembered that the day before yesterday, someone jokingly said in his ear that Ji Xizhu gave a gift to his crush, and even gave him a photo of surfing on the island during the summer vacation. It was really shameless.

Although he witnessed this incident with his own eyes, when Jiang Song recalled it, he still felt a little uncomfortable in his heart. He put his hand on Zheng Guangfei's table and called her name in a low voice.

After drawing attention, Jiang Song coughed lightly, his face was a little hot, and asked: "Is the photo Xizhu gave you last time still here?"

Because Zheng Guangfei is a dormitory student, he guessed that the photo is probably still in school.

"Huh?" Zheng Guangfei felt a little surprised, thinking of those half-naked sports photos given by the young master, he glanced at Jiang Song warily, but felt that he was thinking too much.

After all, Jiang Song's character is quite good.

But, "You said that," Zheng Guangfei ignored the small box in the belly of the table, narrowed his beautiful almond eyes, frowned for a while and thought for a while, pretended to be suddenly nodded after a few seconds, and then said with a calm face and heartbeat: "I took it home."

There was a slight apology on her face.

"But what do you want the photo for?" She decided to wait for Jiang Song to leave the classroom, hide the box deeper, and bring it back to the dormitory at night.

"No, it's nothing, I just want to confirm something." Jiang Song couldn't see that Zheng Guangfei was hiding something from him, but he still patiently explained one more sentence, because he didn't want to be recognized by the young master's close friends Do something wrong.

"Oh." Zheng Guangfei glanced at Jiang Song thoughtfully.

Jiang Song: ... He should have thought that Zheng Guangfei and the young master were always together, how could he give him a photo.

He sat back in his seat, and said to himself that it seems that the road from Zheng Guangfei will not work.Or go directly to Ji Xizhu.

ask directly?Jiang Song felt that Ji Xizhu would definitely not say it.In connection with Ji Xizhu's performance yesterday, he felt it was necessary to hit a straight ball.

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