I bumped into the brigade at this unlucky time, "Why is this place so dark, and I don't even turn on a light." I patted my chest in shock, and was about to find a place to sit down. When I looked up, my half-squatting posture almost Just because of a soft knee, he knelt down. "Fuck!" The system, are you playing with me?

"Who are you?" The head of the group, who was reading carefully with a book in his hands, looked at me condescendingly.At this moment, it was as if my tongue had been taken out by a bird, and I could no longer speak a word.

Everyone in the brigade has gone to rescue Wojin, as the head of the brigade, is it really okay to be lazy here?

It was only later that I realized stupidly that it wasn’t that the regiment leader was being lazy here, but that the brigade only dispatched a part of the people, and the other small part was on standby at the base camp.For example, the head of the crew who doesn’t wear underwear, and Kubi who can’t be seen in the dark, and the big-breasted sister Pai Kenuo who came around behind me and tied my hands like twists. Tan.

Why did I suddenly enter the hard mode of life unknowingly? "Well, I'm sorry, I'm here to spread the word... No! It's a sales promotion! This year's main focus is hair gel and thermal underwear, and the combined cost of the two is only 998!"

Pike's face turned black, and I immediately answered, "If you want papaya milk, you can get it!" Then Pike's face turned completely black.

"What is the leader going to do?" Pike pointed at me, and the leader lost interest as soon as he heard what I said, without even raising his head, "Kill it."

My face turned green immediately, "Wait, wait, wait!" I think I can still save it!

"Captain, we're back." Now I really don't know whether to laugh or cry, the return of Madge and the others interrupted Pike's action, but at the same time, half of the brigade was assembled. "Wojin said that he didn't plan to come back until he killed the chain boy. The knight and Franklin are helping him find someone."

"Hello..." I looked at each other with some embarrassment, as long as I can break free from Pike's shackles, I can take out any door and escape from this place for the time being.

"Oh? This isn't..." Fei Tan suddenly spoke, and I was so scared that I even breathed a lot less.If he recognized that I was in the same camp as Kurapika, wouldn't I be chopped off by him? "Aren't you the weird guy who opened the umbrella on a sunny day last time?" My heart suddenly stopped from the speed of light, Nima scared me to death, I thought you recognized me.

"Who is that?" Xiao Di tilted his head, his eyes full of confusion.Is it too late to set relationship points now?

I tried my best to evoke Xiaodi's memories, trying my best to express a meaning of "it's me, it's me". "It's me, the one who accidentally bumped into you a few days ago!"

After finishing speaking, Xiaodi turned her head to the other side, "Um..."

"It's useless, as long as Xiaodi has forgotten something, she won't remember it." Fei Tan reminded me "kindly".But I think that's entirely his bad taste. He can only be comfortable when others are uncomfortable.

"Actually, I'm here to give you an umbrella." Since Xiaodi couldn't break through, we had to break through from Feitan. I firmly believe that he is a tsundere who "loves you hard to say".

[System Prompt] You may be talking about Jinjiang Feitan, not that person

[System Prompt] You have lost X5

Stop complaining at this time!Do you feel accomplished by killing the main character?If the protagonist is dead, you can play ball!

"Oh?" Fei Tan obviously didn't believe it, and walked aside nonchalantly with his hands in his pockets, "Then let's kill him."

"Wait! Wait!" I turned my head covered in cold sweat, hoping to impress the most humane Paknotan, "Well, sister, can you let me go first, I'll take out the umbrella."

Pike hesitated for a while, and the others didn't express their views. I immediately climbed up the pole, "I will never take out a weapon! If you don't believe me, search, I don't have a weapon on me."

"Heh." I don't know who broke out a sneer, expressing disdain for my fighting power.Even if I took out a weapon, I would definitely not be able to defeat them. This is also their confidence in their own strength.

My hands were freed, and I immediately took out the hairspray, papaya, thermal underwear, and the umbrella from the treasure bag... Then, when they relaxed their vigilance, I took a step back fiercely. He kicked the wall behind him and kicked up a lot of dust.

The fastest ones were Feitan and Maqi, one of them had already rushed towards me, and the mind line in the other's hand also came out.I dashed through any door as fast as I could in my life, and slammed it shut.

"Huh..." I leaned against the wall and gasped for breath, enjoying the peace of mind after a smooth escape.I was so scared to death, almost winning or losing is a common thing in military affairs, heroes please start over again.But speaking of which, can I start all over again? "Speaking of which, where's the toilet?" After I calmed down, I realized that Kurapika had called me several times, and I thought he was probably going crazy now.

Now that he has escaped safely, it is better to send him a text message to reassure him.I just finished texting when I heard someone outside turning the doorknob, "Excuse me, there's someone inside!"

The sound stopped, and the people outside probably went to change the toilet.When I was still in shock, I suddenly thought of the young master, and I decided to call him and listen to his voice for comfort.

"Hello? Who is it?" The voice on the phone sounded a little impatient, but it was so familiar that I almost burst into tears.

Just as I was about to speak, I heard someone outside the door say, "Fei Tan, grab her."

The author has something to say: Indicates that the writing of this chapter is very tangled><I originally wanted to put Boo Boo back, but after thinking about it, I thought it was so boring...Is this a process of torturing her, or self-torture...

55☆、Practice X Morality X Morality X

Do you dare to randomly open any door for me not to be within a radius of 50 meters?I had already heard the sound of Fei Tan kicking the door open, and the other end of the phone was even more uneasy, and faintly came: "Qi Ya, whose call is it?"

"I don't know, it's probably the wrong number." As I was about to hang up the phone, I broke out in a cold sweat and hurriedly said, "Wait! Wait! Young master, don't hang up! It's me!" He begged for help, while frantically pulling out any door.

"you?!"

At the same time, it was Feitan who moved faster than me, and Maqi's thoughts that moved faster than Feitan. In just one thousandth of a second, I was bound into a golden flower by Maqi's thoughts. Ham. "Oh my God! I saved my life!" The arbitrary door was only a few inches in front of me, but I was already tied up by Maqi and couldn't move.

I heard the sound of ping, ping, ping, pong, and Xiaojie's voice: "Qi Ya? What's the matter? Eh? Is it Sister Bu calling?"

I ordered in a low voice: "Wait, don't hang up." When they barged in, they immediately put on a smiley face, "Hahaha, I've already used the toilet, you can use it now. The level of chaos here is no less than that of theirs. The head of the group, Shi Shiran, walked in, stared at me and said with some amusement: "Can you travel through space? Interesting."

He thought it was interesting, but I didn't think it was interesting at all. I was so scared that I fell to my knees. The expression on his face actually had the meaning of "little fairy, run away again".

[System Prompt] You have lost X3

Fei Tan actually suggested very kindly: "Leader, it's better to break her leg, so she won't be able to run away."

vicious!I gritted my teeth with hatred, and could only complain about him silently in my heart, it's because you are so mean that you are so short!

I squeezed out a dumbfounding expression that was uglier than crying: "No, no, don't break the dog's legs... I think I can't escape if I'm tied up like this..." In order to express authenticity, I Stand there motionless.Thinking about it now, it's really a good thing that I just called Chiya instead of Kurapika, otherwise Kurapika would blow up the bunker by now.He must have brought this spider nest on the spot.

"Leader, what should I do?" Everyone was waiting for a word from the leader to deal with my life and death.

Under the intense gaze of so many people, Kuroro was still very calm, "Ma Qi, what do you think?" Yuan Fang, I am innocent!You must take a good look!

Ma Qi glanced at me coldly, and concluded with a deadpan expression: "There is no threat." With your brutal fighting power, of course I am a war scum!

"Then take it out first." If it wasn't because I was tied up like a ham at this time, I would like to give Ma Qi 32 thumbs up.

They took me out, and a few people from the brigade surrounded me, looking like an Inquisition.

I glanced over, and the one I was most familiar with was Hisoka, who likes to eat apples.I immediately looked at him for help, but he turned his head away and pretended not to know him!

Kuroro was the first to speak, "What is your purpose here?"

I cried and said with a sad face: "You can also see that I just came here by accident. This is beyond my control. It has no purpose." If I could control it, would I be stupid enough to come back here again?

"Oh?" Kuroro clasped his hands under his chin, apparently half-believing in my words.

I wanted to swear to the sky with three fingers up, "What I said is true." After hesitating for a moment, I decided to pretend to be the end: "Uh...excuse me, where is this place? Who are you?"

"We are the Phantom Troupe."

Chiya over there

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