Three Hundred Tang Poems

Tang Shishi and Song Qingci are just two curious babies walking on the street, but it is normal for a princess who rarely goes out of the palace and a traveler who has never seen an ancient street to walk on the street. How could they not be excited? Stopping and stopping, they completely forgot that there was a future princess waiting for them.Just like that, he bumped into two people by mistake and walked to the brothel.Tang Shishi looked up at the plaque 'Yihong Yuan' and couldn't help but feel the malice from the brothel. Compared with Song Qingci, she was more excited than Tang Shishi, and directly pulled Tang Shishi to rush in. The old bustard who was still soliciting guests at the door almost passed I was so frightened, but after a closer look, there were two young girls who looked like flowers and jade. If these things can attract our Yihong Courtyard, they will be the top card!But the old bustard still decided to keep his integrity. The most important thing in the capital is high-ranking officials and nobles. What if the two girls have backgrounds.So the old bustard (jian) said (xiao) dearly, "Miss, I'm sorry, we don't accept female guests." "Why... um..." Tang Shishi hurriedly covered the princess's mouth and apologized to the old bustard before leaving the matter quickly. found the scene.Song Qingci also looked at Tang Shishi complainingly, "Why didn't you let me talk and dragged me away, I didn't even see anyone?" "The princess is a brothel, how can we get in without men's clothes?" Ah!" Song Qingci was also excited for a moment and didn't turn his head around. Hearing Tang Shishi's reminder, the two ran to buy two sets of men's clothing.Hey, don’t say that the two of you are wearing men’s clothes, it’s called Yushu Linfeng, and you meet a lot of girls who want to strike up a conversation with you on the walk, Tang Shishi thinks that wearing men’s clothes can completely compare with the master of the national teacher. I feel handsome clatter.

The two went back to the brothel again, this time the bustard didn't recognize them, and introduced their girls enthusiastically, Tang Shishi threw a gold ingot to the bustard to name the oiran.It's not the first time that the bustard saw two men coming together, but it's really rare for two such handsome men to come together, and the two of them called a girl. Thinking about it, the bustard felt that she was extremely beautiful. to call someone.The madam, who only cares about money, naturally stopped thinking about other things and took the two of them into the exclusive room of the oiran Tang Qing, and then left knowingly.Before the two of them spoke, they heard a gentle female voice, "I'm sorry, my daughter is not feeling well today, and I can't receive guests well, please go back." The prince was going to redeem Tang Jing, but he was locked up by the emperor. The old bustard doesn't care about love, money, or anything, so if she doesn't, he will immediately pull her out tonight and continue to do business.I am a showman but not a body, but no one can protect themselves in the brothel.But for the person who is willing to confine himself to confinement, I have to fight hard!As soon as Tang Shishi and Song Qingci heard what Tang Jing said, they knew that she had misunderstood and hurriedly said, "Sister-in-law! You misunderstood!" "Who is your sister-in-law! This guest, please don't talk nonsense." "What are you going to do!" Tang Shishi couldn't stand it any longer and rushed to save the situation. "Miss Tang Jing is like this. You should know the identity of the prince. This is the prince's younger sister, the fourth princess. We are here to help you." After Tang Shishi finished speaking, Tang Jing was relieved, "I'm sorry, after all, Yuan'er's identity is special..." "It's okay, we can understand, the most urgent thing now is how to let you marry into the palace in a legitimate way." The three fell into deep thought suddenly Tang Shishi In a flash of inspiration, "Miss Tang, I thought of a way!" It turns out that Tang Shishi suddenly thought that Tang Jing is also surnamed Tang and no one knows her own origin, so why not just say that Tang Jing is her long-lost sister!No way, I will be called the prince's brother-in-law, so let's find a younger sister to take advantage of the prince hehehe.Tang Shishi told the other two people this idea with her little thoughts.The more the three thought about it, the more they felt that this method was feasible. After thinking of the method, the three of them relaxed and began to gossip about the prince. Originally, both of them thought that the prince and Tang Jing met in a brothel, but they still overestimated the prince's innocence. How could the prince, who blushes at the mention of Tang Jing, go to the brothel?The meeting between the two was still bloody, that is, when Tang Jing went out, she met a young boy with a girly face, let's go back with the master.In the end Tang Jing thanked him, and he fell in love at first sight.Unexpectedly, the prince is still such an infatuated good man. When Tang Jing didn't see him, he booked the brothel that day, of course in the name of a friend.After that, the prince started the domineering president mode. He is a new generation of warm man. Tang Jing was finally moved by his gentle offensive. As a result, the prince was locked up by the emperor before the two held hands.

Seeing that the sky was getting dark, Tang Shishi and Song Qingci resigned with Tang Jing and went back to the palace to meet the emperor. I don’t know how the national teacher told the emperor that the emperor turned a blind eye to them. He just pretended they were just out to play.Song Qingci was not in a hurry, so he played Tai Chi with the emperor and kept chatting about going out for fun.The emperor was so surrounded by his own good daughter that he couldn't even change the memorial, so he had to act first, "If you have something to say, just tell me, I don't have the patience to listen to what you encountered on the road." "Father, you don't even have this patience." Is it a daughter?" "Haha, how could it be, don't you guys come to me for something? Don't talk in circles with your father." Tang Shishi didn't want to disturb the happy father and daughter conversation, but the emperor even signaled for it. When they talked about things, she started to talk about business. "Your majesty is like this. The subject's trip today is for fun, but the princess and I met a woman who hits us very well." "Oh, I don't know what kind of woman can make Mr. Tang feel like a hit." "This woman is gentle and virtuous. Such poems and songs all understand a lot. The most important thing is that this woman's life experience is very mysterious." Tang Shishi is not talking nonsense, as an oiran who only sells arts, Tang Jing is naturally proficient in everything from piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, although few people in the folk understand poetry. Other skills are enough for Tang Jing to survive in the brothel. "Oh, is this woman's life experience more mysterious than yours, Aiqing?" "That's where the magic lies. This woman fell from the sky just like my ministers, and it scared many people at that time." "Such a big thing happened. Why didn’t I know anything about it?” The emperor is hard to deceive. Fortunately, I bought some people who were most likely to be asked during the investigation in advance. Naturally, there will be a unified confession when someone comes to ask, and the culprit for this big event in the end will naturally be there. Only the national teacher can do it if someone with ability thinks about it. Song Qingci sent someone to remind the national teacher early on, so Tang Shishi is now very easy to deceive the emperor. "Your majesty, you have to ask the master of the country." "It's interesting. Could it be that the master of the country deliberately hid it from me?" "The master of the country must be for the good of the dynasty." In the same way, you mentioned again that she has something to do with her?" "There are some things, but they are private affairs of the minister." "How do you say that?" "The woman may be the younger sister of the minister, although we two are very concerned about the previous relationship. I don't have any memory of the incident, but we have a sense of familiarity when we meet, I often dreamed that I had a younger sister in my sleep." Tang Shishi didn't even blush when she lied, but the emperor seemed to trust Tang Shishi very much Immediately recruited the national teacher to inquire about the past, the national teacher naturally turned to Tang Shishi and told the emperor that the reason why Tang Jing descended from the sky before and did not report to the emperor was that Tang Shishi, a lucky star, was very strange. If the emperor discovers it, it will be a disaster for the dynasty, but if two people come to the dynasty, no matter which one is discovered, it will be a lucky star.The emperor believed the reason of the national teacher and agreed to Tang Shishi's recognition of the younger sister but rejected the thing they wanted to help in the end-the prince's marriage contract.After the explanation by the national teacher, the two racked their brains and euphemistically told the emperor that Tang Shishi's younger sister is the person the prince likes, but the emperor refused because although Tang Jing's status is worthy of the prince But General Wang can't afford to offend him. The national teacher was flustered after watching this battle without smoke of gunpowder. Originally, the national teacher didn't like General Wang, that old fox. As high-profile as I want to rebel, I finally met a Mingjun but I couldn't be succeeded by that old fox, so the national teacher naturally stood on Tang Shishi's side.The three persuaded the emperor together, but the emperor said that if there is no better way, the prince must marry the general Wang's daughter.As a result, the three returned without success, and Song Qingci didn't know how to explain to the prince.After discussion, the three decided to bring Tang Jing to the palace first and then slowly think of a way.Of course, everyone had their own concerns and didn't sleep well that night, even the emperor suffered from insomnia.

National Teacher: I am easy, I, a generation of national teachers are so worried that they can't sleep.Look at my face is not handsome.

Emperor: I didn't say anything, Aiqing, do you have the right to complain?

Tang Shishi & Song Qingci: I'm so sleepy, I'm going to sleep for beauty.

National Teacher: Don't go, dear dog!