Learn to be a rich man

"Why hasn't anyone come on a blind date lately?" Zhang Ruoyi bit the cap of his pen, looked up at the sky, his eyes were loose.It has been more than ten days since the last blind date trip, and in the past ten days, nothing that shocked people's spirits has occurred.

His daily life has changed from being calm in the face of strange situations, to being boring and moldy.

Eating, sleeping, surfing the Internet, reading novels, teasing cats, tutoring.Life is carefree and carefree, which is his dream life, especially recently, the author of Lumaomao called Goudan wrote an article that seemed like a real thing, which brought a lot of fun to his life.However, people can endure hardships, but they cannot enjoy blessings.Zhang Ruoyi, who has just lived a comfortable life for a few days, feels like his body and brain are going to be soaked in sugar-coated shells of capitalism, and he is a little floating.

Boss Niu put the fruit plate in front of him, and closed the door behind his back, "New Year's Day is coming soon, and they will be required to participate in many activities." Of course, they were referring to the wealthy daughters.

"Event? A panic-buying event for the supermarket cabbage sale?"

"Uh, almost."

"What's the difference?" Zhang Ruoyi came alive, his eyes were sharp and glowing.It is inevitable that people who eat buns and noodles for breakfast to fill their stomachs will have a great interest in the legendary life of the rich with abalone soup.He has been living in Niu's house for almost a month, and what he sees and hears is completely different from what he imagined.Their daily breakfast is a bit more expensive, tastier, and more nutritious. Compared with what he ate before, there is no essential difference.The place to live is large, the clothes to wear are good, and they are not out of the category of ordinary people.Regarding this, Zhang Ruoyi expressed his dissatisfaction, what about the agreed-upon giants?What about the wealthy?What about the wealthy?

Boss Niu ate the durian carefully, sniffed his nose in enjoyment and said, "The wealthy people also wipe their buttocks with their hands when they go to the toilet, with their limbs and torso on top of their heads. They are out of the scope of mortals, so they have to go to heaven?" Feed the durian, "Do you want to eat?"

"Come to my room to eat durian again, eat such a smelly thing, what taste. Give me the biggest piece, I will try a fruit that is very similar to Xiang, what's the good thing." Stretched out his hand and waited to pick it up.

Boss Niu didn't expose him, he picked and picked, and offered the biggest one.

"Well, that's right. Look at your talent, you have to hide while eating durians," Zhang Ruoyi ate, scolding, "Do you have the image burden of a wealthy second young man?"

"I'm not hiding, it's a strategic shift. The sheriff's nose is stronger than a dog's. Eat it quickly. When they smell the smell, you have to give it a part. I don't know if it will be healthy for a cat to eat durian. There is harm."

"Heh, what a good man who loves cats and homes, can you get it if you don't eat?" Zhang Ruoyi spurned his hypocrisy.

"Eh? No, you haven't said what activities those girls are participating in, and you don't want any of the dear Bull Demon Kings?"

"Jewelry auctions, antique treasure appreciation meetings, animation festivals, and some people will participate in the family's strategic cooperation meeting next year and the company's annual meeting. Now before the New Year, we can have a peaceful life without strange women appearing." Mr. Niu Shu I let out a sigh of relief, I don't know if it's because the durian is too delicious, or the future is too bright.

"I can understand jewelry and antiques. They also like anime?"

"Can't they like it?"

"Will powerful princesses like these?"

"Girls in our school town also like jewelry, but they don't have the money to like jewelry. There is no distinction between likes and dislikes. The so-called money and power allow you to satisfy your preferences as much as you want, which is why they are chased crazily. .”

Zhang Ruoyi: "..." It made sense, but suddenly he was so serious, I didn't know how to answer it.

"If you get power and wealth, what do you want most?"

"Then I have a car and a house, and my parents seem to be dead. Take a good wife, have a bunch of children, and live comfortably for the rest of my life."

Boss Niu: "...the prerequisite for getting power and wealth is that these things are not enough, change it."

Zhang Ruoyi pretended to be thinking seriously, but he was muttering in his heart, Mr. Niu is not authentic, and his grandson is repeating what he said.

"I want a panda. Fly domestically, visit cruise ships. Live in Xanadu." A city made of reinforced concrete costs every inch of land.I'd like to see where you got Xanadu from.He doesn't know what procedures are required for a private jet to go to the sky in China, but judging from the news he has received so far, it is not just a matter of money, at least he has never heard of the special case of private jet travel.The cruise ship, the exclusive car for the rich overseas, is the symbol of luxury reaching the sky.It is difficult to do the above two things, let alone the national treasure panda.If the country dies casually, the murderer may not be found. If there are fewer pandas, the CEO of the country will be furious and tell the younger brothers, quickly, find it and kill him.

"Yeah," Boss Niu nodded solemnly.

This scared Zhang Ruoyi enough.

"Well, what do you mean? This can be done?"

"Well, it's an affirmation of your preferences. I really don't seem to be an ordinary person."

"and then?"

"The dream is still there."

"It's all about hell, isn't it?"

Fuck I can't do it earlier, it scares me into a cold sweat.Young Master is thinking, if you do it, should I cry and beg to be your waist pendant, the kind that can eat and sleep, and go to the toilet by itself.

"Wang Wang"

"meow"

"Boom boom, boom boom"

"..." Zhang Ruoyi glanced at the door that was hit by the big head, and tilted his head to look at Boss Niu, "The sheriff is here, and listening to the sound, Huotou is also there. We can't beat them." Huotou looks like a two hundred and five, with fighting strength The value can be far more than two hundred and five.The lethality of Mount Tai pressing down on the top, husky iron head collision and other stunts cannot be underestimated.

Boss Niu shrugged, "I ate two durians, and I enjoyed it." He glanced at the remaining three durians, "Let's pay the rest."

An afterimage of a hand quickly flashed by, and one of them was already near Zhang Ruoyi's mouth, "It's not easy for them to divide three yuan, but two yuan is just right. For the sake of their friendship, I will eat this piece reluctantly."

After Huotou and the sheriff entered the door, Gouyan and Maoyan locked on the durian, and annihilated it one by one.

The piece that the sheriff got was a little bit bigger, and he licked it slowly with his little tongue.The piece of fire head is bigger, the dog picks it up in its mouth, turns it around in its mouth, and only the nucleus remains when it comes out.

The sheriff patted Huotou's dog's paw with his little paw, letting it eat his own, but Huotou took two steps back, shook his head, and squatted aside to wait for it to finish eating.

The two of them walked around the room after eating, but found no other durians, so they reluctantly moved into the room, next to the other two two-legged creatures.

Huotou tilted his head, looking at the two of them with white eyes and small black eyes with little benevolence. There were three fires on his forehead accompanied by a stupid dog's head.

The sheriff licked his paws after eating, washed his face, and yelled at the two of them.

"Meow" still there?

"Wow woof!" Take it out!

"It's gone, it's gone, it's really gone."

"No, absolutely no."

The two-legged creature squatted down and let the two uncles sniff one by one. After careful inspection, he was let go. He watched the sheriff and Huotou go out, relatively speechless, and shed tears before saying anything.

"It's the first time I've seen cats and dogs eating durian." Zhang Ruoyi leaned on Boss Niu's shoulder and sighed.

"You'll get used to it after seeing him more often." Boss Niu comforted him by pulling his hair.

The sheriff picked it up when Boss Niu’s grandfather was taking a walk. At that time, the kitten had not yet been weaned and could only be fed with milk powder.Huotou had a bad stomach during that time. Zhang Qichu accepted the family’s business in northern Jiangsu and had no time to take care of it, so he sent it to Niu’s family for recuperation. The Niu’s family has a veterinary hospital and can receive good care.

The neurotic husky who felt abandoned after being ill, saw a thin and pitiful little milk cat, and his maternal instincts were blown, even though it was a boy, so the love between cats and dogs began.Looking for delicious and fun things together, the whole Niujia is the back garden of the two of them.Zhang Qi has been living in Niu's house since he came back from Beijing, and it's not the first time that the two have robbed Niu Zong and Zhang Ruoyi's durian together, so it's natural to get used to it.

Zhang Ruoyi nodded depressedly.

"Brother Dog and you have been going out early and coming back late recently. I don't know what they're up to. It's almost Chinese New Year and everyone wants to have a good year. Thieves and robbers are particularly rampant recently. Be careful. Anyone who kidnaps you will be released."

"Can you judge me better?" Boss Niu grumbled angrily at his hair, twisted a strand of his fingers, and pretended to put it down because he was not willing to really hurt him, "There is an auction recently, we are in Gather information and gather funds."

"Oh." Zhang Ruoyi responded without asking further questions.

Boss Niu was about to tell him that he would take him with him when he was interrupted by a strange bell.

"La la la Demacia, la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la Demacia

Boss Niu: "..."

"Hehe," Zhang Ruoyi smiled dryly, leaving his head off Boss Niu's shoulders, squatting forward, reaching to the phone on the table to connect.

"Hello, Brother Shang."

Boss Niu raised his eyebrows in surprise, when did they get so familiar?

"Okay, I'll be there on time, see you there or leave." Zhang Ruoyi hung up the phone with a bright smile, turned his head to meet Boss Niu's sad face, and sat down on the ground in fright.

"I go!"

Boss Niu stood up, walked up to him, looked down at him, "Shang Dashu's phone number?"

Zhang Ruoyi nodded.Boss Niu, who was in full swing, had a domineering hormonal aura that made him a little dizzy.

"Ask you out?"

Zhang Ruoyi nodded.Oh my god, I want Fang.The closer the face is, the more handsome it looks.

"Hey, don't get too close to him, this kid is very evil, be careful if you suffer, if you suffer, I will die of love."

Zhang Ruoyi nodded foolishly.

"chirp"

Boss Niu kissed him on the mouth, and Zhang Ruoyi came back to his senses after a while with his handsome face full of smiles.

Nima!

My first kiss!

Just kiss it, chirp, chirp your grandma's leg!

Zhang Ruoyi, who got cheap and acted like a good boy, seemed to have become angry from embarrassment, and his face was flushed, and he threw himself into the quilt.

After more than ten minutes, a muffled voice came out from under the quilt: "You don't want to go if you don't want to go? I just want to go! How dare you kiss me! Shit! "

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