Learn to be a rich man

"Ladies and gentlemen, the auction is over here, everyone can do their own thing, sorry." A tall middle-aged man walked up to the high platform and said, bowed and left after speaking.

People got up from their seats, and slowly some people walked out the door to leave, but some people went to another door.

Seeing the crowd dispersed, Zhang Ruoyi secretly took out his mobile phone, turned on the camera and turned off the astigmatism light, took a few photos and posted them on Weibo.

Learn from Xiaozhang: A unique auction, gaining insight.Attached is a piece of information about "human life" as a filler just now.

From time to time, he posts food, drinks, He Yuan at night, and custom-made clothes. Now he is also a microblogger with thousands of followers.Sometimes there will be people who pay attention to him, complain about him showing off his wealth, photoshop pictures, ask how rich he is, ask for a thigh hug, guess whether he is attacking or receiving, it is quite lively.

Master Moyu: There is such a saying in my hometown.Adults forbid children to play at the construction site. At that time, they thought it was because they were afraid of potential safety hazards. Thinking about it now, it might be because they were afraid of being filled.

Let's talk shit: so many people disappear every year, it's really hard to say.China is so big, no one cares about how many people are arrested for experiments, let alone thrown into bridge piers.

Ghost Story Girl: I've heard that too.Horror stories once wrote that killing people poured reinforced concrete and built them in houses.

Zhang Ruoyi looked at the comments in a cold sweat, always feeling hairy on his back, and couldn't help but look back to see if there was anything behind him.Especially seeing the last comment, I can't wait to scan the surroundings of the house with a perspective instrument.

An arm reached out and embraced him.

With a sound of "Aw", he felt as if he had been stabbed in the ass by a needle, he screamed and dodged, turning his head and putting on a defensive posture.

Boss Niu: "..." What did I do?

"Cough, um, it's okay. Just now, I just fell asleep and had a nightmare. The auction is over, we, can we go back now?" Zhang Ruoyi bounced on the spot twice, stretched his arms and kicked his legs, pretending that there was nothing just now occur.

Boss Niu glanced at his watch, "Go back? The real auction hasn't started yet."

"What?"

Boss Niu led him and followed a few people into the left door of the hall.

From the outside, the auction venue is a European church-style building with a high center and low sides.In the hall after entering the door, there are white pillars with hands clasped, marble floor, and dark-toned decoration, which looks very solemn.The room Mr. Niu and the others walked into was completely different from the outside.The golden floor, the white curtains, the maroon wooden tables and chairs, the weird collocation and aesthetics made Zhang Ruoyi suspect that there was something wrong with his vision when he came in.

On the stand thirty centimeters higher, there was an auction stand exactly like the outside, and an auctioneer who had never seen it before was standing on it.

Zhang Ruoyi secretly looked at the dozen or so people around, and found that except for him and Mr. Niu, almost none of the people present were wearing normal clothes.

The auction outside is already a wonderful thing, and it's officially started here. What kind of auction must it be?The golden pill of immortality?Obtain the blueprint of Chuanguo Yuxi?Cultivation method?Or political status or something more mysterious?For example, the legendary artifacts, the sky-opening axe, the five-strand sky-holding fork, the golden cudgel and the like.

Zhang Ruoyi was thinking wildly, and sat down next to Boss Niu's right hand.

The people who entered this small auction each had a grand master's chair, and on the chair were two small plaques, one silver and one gold.

A Buddhist monk and a Taoist priest sat together, an old man and a girl sat on a chair, and a 1.6-meter-seven panda stood upright on the chair next to him, shaking his head while sitting on it.The woman in court clothes leaned on her knees with her round fan, and said this to the outside of the folding fan courtyard.A few other people were also chatting in twos and threes, and this small auction was full of voices.

"This auction will follow the old rules. The price of the silver bronze medal will be increased by one million, and the price of the golden bronze medal will be increased by tens of millions. There are only three items in the auction, and the one with the highest price will win." The auctioneer's voice is not high, and it can be heard quite well in this small room. Clearly, everyone stopped talking and looked towards the stage.

"There is a white jade wall with Sanskrit scriptures on it, which has been checked by someone. It was left by the monks of the White Horse Temple in the Han Dynasty. It was engraved by an eminent monk at the beginning of the Buddha's coming to the East. It is said that it was a gift from the monks from the East to the Yellow Emperor. It promised to abide by it." The national law of the emperor of Han. The starting price is 600 million." The auctioneer's tone was calm and expressionless, which was completely different from the auctioneer outside who was almost spitting and had a wonderful look, which made Zhang Ruoyi lose a lot of interest.

The Han Dynasty was a dynasty that had a long-term influence on the Chinese nation.The Han and Tang Dynasties are the pride of the Chinese people.Those who offend me will be punished even if they are far away. One sentence has exhausted the confidence and dignity of a country. The high head and straight back support the faith and blood of future generations.It is not that the land of China has never been invaded or trampled, but this kind of pride written in the bones has never changed.

When you come to us, you have to follow our rules.No matter where you come from, no matter how great you are, if you abide by the rules here, you will be allowed to stay here, and if you don’t abide by the rules here, you will go wherever you like.So the Bodhisattva came from the east and became a female statue. There are rumors that she is one of the Twelve Golden Immortals of Taoism who turned into a Buddha. What does that mean?That is to say, the Bodhisattva is a man, and he is a native of the country. Later, he cultivated into a female body, and after returning to the Buddha, he became Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Zhang Ruoyi happily talked to Boss Niu, "I went to KFC a few days ago and ate their fried dough sticks, steamed stuffed buns and soy milk. At that time, I felt that they knew the rules and would be flexible. Now I see this thing, and I understand it. I understood it so long ago." People. This thing is not simple, spread it, and Buddhism will have a good show."

The Buddha Dharma is boundless, saving sentient beings.Although the power of religion has declined now, because of its calming effect, there are still quite a few people worshiping and practicing, accumulating huge wealth, and it is the spiritual sustenance of many people.This clearly shows that the birth of Yubi, who has been ups and downs against the rulers, is not necessarily a good thing for Buddhism in the cloak of detachment.

When he was talking, he squinted his eyes and looked at the monk diagonally.The great monk is more than 1.8 meters tall, with big arms and round waist, and the wide monk robe is bulging, which shows that he is physically strong.

The monk chanted the Buddha's name, "Amitabha, the poor monk Ming Fei, ask for jade bi." He raised his hand and raised the golden number plate, his voice was soft, deep and deep.

The Taoist priest next to him turned his head and glanced in Zhang Ruoyi's direction. This glance also allowed Zhang Ruoyi to see his face clearly.The face is as white as jade, and the sword eyebrows are soaring into the temples.Her eyes are full of luster, under her straight nose bridge, her thin lips are red, she looks only in her twenties, and she has no beard.Zhang Ruoyi looked in amazement, he found that these monks were all very good looking.

When the auctioneer asked again, the Taoist also raised his hand and raised the silver number plate.

"Junior Brother Yuyuan, this treasure belongs to my Buddhist sect, please complete it." The tall monk said, saluting to the Taoist priest.

Zhang Ruoyi saw the Taoist priest's handsome profile and upturned mouth.

"What if I say no?" Taoist Yu Yuanzi looked at the monk jokingly, and lowered his voice.

The monk thought for a moment helplessly, and said, "I promise to accompany Junior Brother Yuyuan to Egypt, but I wonder if Junior Brother can give in?"

"Okay." Yu Yuanzi was waiting for his words, and the smile on Jun's face became thicker. Sure enough, after the monk raised the card again, there was no more fighting.

The voices of the two of them were very low, and the people next to them could not hear what they were saying, and no one was bored enough to ask. The first auction item belonged to the monk.

The second auction item is a feng shui layout by a feng shui master, with a starting price of 800 million.Yuanwai fought several times with the women in palace costumes, and finally it fell into Yuanwai's hands.

While everyone was waiting for the third lot, a girl came to the auction stage holding a small black and white animal, which was a newborn red panda.

"Pandas can also be auctioned?" Zhang Ruoyi rubbed his eyes, reconfirmed that he had read correctly, and couldn't help asking Mr. Niu.

"Yes." He answered in the affirmative.

"Everyone knows the evolutionary history of pandas. In 800 million years, they became omnivores in order to adapt to the environment. They still retain the sharp claws, teeth and digestive tracts of carnivores. All pandas are national property , everyone sitting here also knows about the price of panda leasing, so I won’t go into details. We found this panda from Sichuan by accident, and the starting price is 1000 million, and the price increase should not be less than 1000 million each time.”

"I'll be good." Zhang Ruoyi was speechless.

The grandfather with the little girl bought this panda at a price of 3000 million. He patted the giant panda on the seat, and the giant panda climbed up the high platform with all fours and took it from the girl's hand. The little panda was taken away.

"I'll be good." Zhang Ruoyi drooled watching.3000 million!3000 million!3000 million!

Isn't the unit of [-] million just a quantitative unit?

"That's Mr. Deng. There is a problem with the origin of this panda. It is indeed a wild panda, and it was indeed discovered by the 'Yi' organization, but we got the news from the very beginning. In fact, it can be said that we let this A panda appeared here."

"Ah? You're selling national treasures!" Zhang Ruoyi was already considering whether to exterminate relatives righteously.

"You are wronged, ma'am. This little panda was abandoned by a giant panda. We have checked and found that the signs of life are very weak, and our means cannot be revived at all."

"Can the old man be saved?" Zhang Ruoyi's doubts are not unreasonable. The country cannot be saved. An old man's role is really limited. This is a modern society, not a world of martial arts. Any old man who appears on the stage can turn things around situational capabilities.

"The Deng family has lived in Sichuan for generations. The family has always had the tradition of domesticating pandas, and this is still the case after the founding of the People's Republic of China. In the past 20 years, the state has formed a tacit understanding with them. Except for the pandas already in the family, they can no longer get other pandas. . Later, they also signed a series of agreements with the state in order to reproduce the problem.”

"When you say that, I suddenly feel that the country is still very reasonable." Zhang Ruoyi exaggeratedly slapped his thigh in admiration, but there was an expression of disbelief on his face.

Boss Niu: "..."

"Humph, it must be that the country can't do anything to them, and they are unwilling to give them this panda just like this, so they borrowed the hands of some organization and handed it over to others in a disguised form. It's 3000 million to [-] million for nothing. Not to mention the big structure, this business is well done, and this wave is not a loss, right? It is less than the profit in the stock market." Zhang Ruoyi stared straight at the giant panda and the little panda in his mouth, very For them, such a lovely thing, involved in the conspiracy.

The author has something to say:

In fact, the CP of the monk and Taoist priest is so cute!