Learn to be a rich man
Chapter 5 Acting Exercises
Zhang Ruoyi spent a few days carefully dismantling the proposition "Boss Niu asked him to act as a boyfriend to avoid all kinds of goblins' plots at the family marriage meeting", repeatedly dismantling and dismantling, trying to discover the hidden mysteries and clearly If you are in it, the gains and losses are severe.
First of all, if you agree, no, there is no if.Zhang Ruoyi scratched his head regretfully, grabbed the quilt and covered his head, feeling a desire to suffocate himself to death.He shouldn't have agreed because he was curious and wanted to see what a wealthy family looked like.Of course, the temptation to have someone you have a crush on be his boyfriend isn't that great at all—no wonder!
Okay, calm down and continue the analysis.
In a third-rate high school in an unpopular city, it is not bad to be able to enter a good school for a junior college.Zhang Ruoyi's plan for himself is nothing more than, after high school, find a good college to stay for two years, and then find a subsistence job, and spend the rest of his life, bah, enjoy life.
Yes, Niu Niu agreed to arrange a school for him.It is said that their family has maintained close ties with major universities all year round, and it is not a big deal to add a place to the school.
Boss Niu has been wandering under his nose for more than two years, and he has been living together for nearly a month. From his clothes that are expensive anyway, and the pen that is expensive anyway, and the brand that is expensive anyway Judging by his car, even if he is not a rich man, he should be the son of a nouveau riche.No matter what it is, the tutoring arranged for him will not be worse than staying in school.
The family is destitute, and the parents are divorced.Although he is clearly young and in full bloom, if he is kidnapped, he won't be able to sell for much money, right?It's not that he thinks highly of himself, that is, the price is the same as Mr. Niu's watch.He was curious about that watch for a while, and he went to the Internet to find watches of the same model. The high imitations were all in the six figures. No wonder "I bought a watch last year" became a special expression for expressing anger. Don't feel sorry for scolding mother, he just looked at it, his liver trembled.
To sum up, after agreeing to Boss Niu, his life will only get better, not worse.Even if it turned bad, he couldn't help curling his lips thinking to himself, how could it be worse?
After tossing and turning for half a night, thinking about what to think and what not to think, I finally came to a conclusion, once the quilt was covered, I couldn't wake up from sleep.
The cohabitants under the same roof felt relieved when they heard that there was finally no movement, soothed their sour eyes, and fell asleep.
"I agree with your proposal." Panda Eye No. [-] Zhang Ruoyi said while brushing his teeth.Beside him, Panda Eye No. [-], Mr. Niu, who was tidying up his collar, nodded, "You agreed yesterday."
"But I have one condition." Young Master Zhang rinsed his saliva, spit out bubbles "gululu", and said the complete plan he had considered all night yesterday, "I want to pay monthly wages, and pay in advance." If you fail to enter the university, at least you have the money to repeat the second year.Since it is destined to be abandoned from beginning to end, it is not too much to ask for resettlement fees first, right?
"Okay." Boss Niu was not surprised.The Zhang Ruoyi he knew was like this, always leaving a way out for himself.
"I have inquired, three thousand a month, you bear the other costs of this work." Zhang Ruoyi was already washing his face.
"No problem." Mr. Niu said, who was still adjusting his collar, "Then can we talk about my conditions now?"
Zhang Ruoyi, who combed his hair, felt his scalp numb for no reason.Boss Niu, who was still adjusting his collar, was already leaning beside him, half a head taller, just enough for his voice to ring in his ears.
He licked his dry lips, pretending to be calm and said: "Yes."
"Since we are in an employment relationship now, it should be reasonable for employers to require employees to have certain professionalism and skills?" Seeing him nodding, Mr. Niu continued, "It is the employee's responsibility and obligation to help the employer achieve the set goals first, and In order to achieve this goal, employers require employees to master the necessary skills, and some necessary behaviors and habits are also acceptable in the process of achieving the goal, do you agree?"
"For example?" Zhang Ruoyi had an ominous premonition.
Boss Niu shook the collar he had been fighting against, and said: "For example, if we are pretending to be a couple, we should do some things that couples must have, and the basic skills you need to master are also related to it. How about just How about helping 'boyfriend' adjust his collar first?"
"No way," Zhang Ruoyi glanced at him, "It's a couple, not a master and servant. I don't think I need to light up this skill."
"No, no, no," Boss Niu walked around to him and stood face to face, "The enemy we are going to face is very cunning. To be on the safe side, we need to cultivate a tacit understanding and hone our skills from now on, in order to achieve the goal of confusing the real with the real." to the point where it’s a small thing to do with a collar, but it’s a big deal in terms of intimacy, huh?”
"Hmm, what. I don't have the attributes of a wife|wife." His little master Zhang is serving people, and his talent for looking at people's faces is negative, and until now, there is no possibility of returning to zero, let alone turning positive. "I think you can help me tidy up, and it can also play the same role, what do you think?"
Boss Niu tilted his head, spread his hands, and said: "I have no objection, but," he even pouted his lips, "I'm afraid their parents won't like people who let their pampered sons become wife slaves. In the same way, if I become someone else's little daughter-in-law, that person should die and shock Huanyu." The implication is that there is no way out.
It is illegal to show cuteness maliciously, and it should be slapped a thousand times, of course, it is his little Zhang Ye.Zhang Ruoyi turned Xiaoyu watermelon in his heart, coughed in disguise, and said: "Now start to cultivate tacit understanding, and I agree with the exercise. There is no need to tidy up the collar, let's change something else?"
"Ding dong, if the player lights up the skill 'Adjusting the collar for boyfriend', the monthly salary will be increased by two red coins." Boss Niu began to play rogue, "Please choose 'yes' or 'yes'"
Zhang Ruoyi looked at him speechlessly. In those affectionate eyes, with admiration for the face of the great leader, he stretched out his slender hand to help the cattle, which were shining with the golden light of local tyrants, straighten them out. Collar, and, cuffs.
Marriage will begin a month later, in November.In the 30 days prior to this, Zhang Ruoyi and his newly released boyfriend, Boss Niu, officially entered the stage of dog-killing practice and acting.
All the students in the school are rumored in private that the school grass god fell in love with Cinderella.
"I can't take it anymore!" The history book in Liuman's hand directly hit the fat man in front, splashing a layer of dust.
"My lord queen, I feel that my broad back provides you with a good place to hide from the teacher's eyes. You shouldn't treat him like this. He just told me that he was in pain." The fat man in front, little The small eyes behind the glasses were all tearing from the impact, just like that, I still haven't forgotten the smelly poverty.
The small eyes with tears, the thick double chin, the rippling fat on the turned head, and the naughty mouth, these have successfully dispelled the little bit of guilt that the queen just raised, she replied coldly :"roll!"
"My Lady Queen, calm down, don't be as knowledgeable as him." Guo Wei leaned over meanly, and pushed that aggrieved fat face out of the Queen's sight.Her Lady Queen was furious and even flirted upwards, and the birthday star who always took laxatives didn't die so quickly.
Liu Man took the history book he picked up angrily, and snorted: "I'm sorry, fat man, I hurt you just now, and I'll bring you breakfast tomorrow."
"Oh," the fat man agreed aggrievedly.
Liuman stood up irritably and said: "Dawei, please help me comfort Fatty, I have to ask Ruoyi to find out what he's been doing to my old lady lately." After finishing speaking, she rushed out.Guo Wei and Fatty were left looking at each other.
"Fatty, the queen's best friend got married with a guy recently. She's jealous, and with her menstrual period, she's a little out of control. Don't mind. Come and tell my brother, what do you want to eat tomorrow, and I'll bring it to you." Holding the fat man's neck.
"Viagra, my name is Huang Zijie, not Fatty. I want to eat oil sticks tomorrow." The little fat man cracked his fingers and played with his nails, his fair face was a little red, as if he was shy.
Guo Wei's eyes widened: "Fatty, don't call me Viagra, I don't like to hear it, call me Brother Guo."
"Brother Guo." The obedient little fat man.
"Hey, I'll bring you two crockpots, two fried dough sticks, and a glass of milk tomorrow." Viagra, who was called Guo Ge, was very satisfied, and the fat man's breakfast was doubled in an instant, and a gift was also given.
Every fat man has a heart that is easy to satisfy.The fat man who laughed was quite cute, Guo Wei rubbed his chin, hehehe in a wretched way.
The moment Zhang Ruoyi saw Liuman, he wanted to turn around and run away. He didn't care about anyone's opinion, all kinds of probing eyes, but he didn't know how to face Liuman.
Boss Niu held his wrist tightly.
"Leave Liuman behind to prove the results of our exercise, eh?" Leaning in his ear and whispering, Zhang Ruoyi wanted to hide it itchyly.
He looked at the angry girl, thought about it, nodded, and decided to stay.
He likes boys, why don't you take this opportunity to tell her that some sprouts of affection should be let go, so as not to confuse others and yourself.
Liu Man, who successfully found Zhang Ruoyi, sat down next to him and asked anxiously: "What the hell have you been doing all this time? Being so close to dubious people and making the city full of wind and rain, is that bastard coercing you?"
The answer I didn't expect to get was that the two were really in love.Looking at the serious Zhang Ruoyi, the Queen was almost at a loss for words.
The queen's journey was hindered, but soon, she returned to normal.
"Boss Niu, you will be hanged for cheating the feelings of a pure boy." Liuman raised his chin high, crossed his hands on his chest, and judged the filthy soul of the stinky man opposite him.
"Oh? And this kind of punishment? It sounds interesting, but it has nothing to do with me." Boss Niu picked up the sweet and sour pork from the dinner plate and put it in Zhang Ruoyi's bowl, not paying any attention to the queen who made trouble.
"If you let me know that you have bullied Ruoyi, my aunt will definitely not spare you!" Liu Man gritted her teeth tightly, her eyes were burning.
She looked at Ruoyi, who was just eating with her head down, and then at Boss Niu, who looked like a hooligan, stomped her feet secretly, turned and ran away.
"Has she always been so inexplicable?" Boss Niu gave him another rib.
"Don't say that about her." Zhang Ruoyi raised his head and said with reddish eyes.
Boss Niu paused his hands, was stunned, and then smiled again: "Okay, okay. There must be many people chasing such a lively and lovely girl. Don't worry about others, just think about us. The drill can enter Phase two."
Zhang Ruoyi calmed down, suppressed the sourness in his heart, and pretended to be indifferent: "The second stage?"
The author has something to say:
After modifying and modifying, I can never see what is wrong.
If there is any BUG in the plot, I hope you can point it out, thank you all the judges.
Ren/wife/tai/ancestor/coins/shuang are all harmonious words!So if you write the story of Pan Jinlian, what should you write?
Xiao Lianlian fed Wu Dalang a bowl of mush, did he die?
First of all, if you agree, no, there is no if.Zhang Ruoyi scratched his head regretfully, grabbed the quilt and covered his head, feeling a desire to suffocate himself to death.He shouldn't have agreed because he was curious and wanted to see what a wealthy family looked like.Of course, the temptation to have someone you have a crush on be his boyfriend isn't that great at all—no wonder!
Okay, calm down and continue the analysis.
In a third-rate high school in an unpopular city, it is not bad to be able to enter a good school for a junior college.Zhang Ruoyi's plan for himself is nothing more than, after high school, find a good college to stay for two years, and then find a subsistence job, and spend the rest of his life, bah, enjoy life.
Yes, Niu Niu agreed to arrange a school for him.It is said that their family has maintained close ties with major universities all year round, and it is not a big deal to add a place to the school.
Boss Niu has been wandering under his nose for more than two years, and he has been living together for nearly a month. From his clothes that are expensive anyway, and the pen that is expensive anyway, and the brand that is expensive anyway Judging by his car, even if he is not a rich man, he should be the son of a nouveau riche.No matter what it is, the tutoring arranged for him will not be worse than staying in school.
The family is destitute, and the parents are divorced.Although he is clearly young and in full bloom, if he is kidnapped, he won't be able to sell for much money, right?It's not that he thinks highly of himself, that is, the price is the same as Mr. Niu's watch.He was curious about that watch for a while, and he went to the Internet to find watches of the same model. The high imitations were all in the six figures. No wonder "I bought a watch last year" became a special expression for expressing anger. Don't feel sorry for scolding mother, he just looked at it, his liver trembled.
To sum up, after agreeing to Boss Niu, his life will only get better, not worse.Even if it turned bad, he couldn't help curling his lips thinking to himself, how could it be worse?
After tossing and turning for half a night, thinking about what to think and what not to think, I finally came to a conclusion, once the quilt was covered, I couldn't wake up from sleep.
The cohabitants under the same roof felt relieved when they heard that there was finally no movement, soothed their sour eyes, and fell asleep.
"I agree with your proposal." Panda Eye No. [-] Zhang Ruoyi said while brushing his teeth.Beside him, Panda Eye No. [-], Mr. Niu, who was tidying up his collar, nodded, "You agreed yesterday."
"But I have one condition." Young Master Zhang rinsed his saliva, spit out bubbles "gululu", and said the complete plan he had considered all night yesterday, "I want to pay monthly wages, and pay in advance." If you fail to enter the university, at least you have the money to repeat the second year.Since it is destined to be abandoned from beginning to end, it is not too much to ask for resettlement fees first, right?
"Okay." Boss Niu was not surprised.The Zhang Ruoyi he knew was like this, always leaving a way out for himself.
"I have inquired, three thousand a month, you bear the other costs of this work." Zhang Ruoyi was already washing his face.
"No problem." Mr. Niu said, who was still adjusting his collar, "Then can we talk about my conditions now?"
Zhang Ruoyi, who combed his hair, felt his scalp numb for no reason.Boss Niu, who was still adjusting his collar, was already leaning beside him, half a head taller, just enough for his voice to ring in his ears.
He licked his dry lips, pretending to be calm and said: "Yes."
"Since we are in an employment relationship now, it should be reasonable for employers to require employees to have certain professionalism and skills?" Seeing him nodding, Mr. Niu continued, "It is the employee's responsibility and obligation to help the employer achieve the set goals first, and In order to achieve this goal, employers require employees to master the necessary skills, and some necessary behaviors and habits are also acceptable in the process of achieving the goal, do you agree?"
"For example?" Zhang Ruoyi had an ominous premonition.
Boss Niu shook the collar he had been fighting against, and said: "For example, if we are pretending to be a couple, we should do some things that couples must have, and the basic skills you need to master are also related to it. How about just How about helping 'boyfriend' adjust his collar first?"
"No way," Zhang Ruoyi glanced at him, "It's a couple, not a master and servant. I don't think I need to light up this skill."
"No, no, no," Boss Niu walked around to him and stood face to face, "The enemy we are going to face is very cunning. To be on the safe side, we need to cultivate a tacit understanding and hone our skills from now on, in order to achieve the goal of confusing the real with the real." to the point where it’s a small thing to do with a collar, but it’s a big deal in terms of intimacy, huh?”
"Hmm, what. I don't have the attributes of a wife|wife." His little master Zhang is serving people, and his talent for looking at people's faces is negative, and until now, there is no possibility of returning to zero, let alone turning positive. "I think you can help me tidy up, and it can also play the same role, what do you think?"
Boss Niu tilted his head, spread his hands, and said: "I have no objection, but," he even pouted his lips, "I'm afraid their parents won't like people who let their pampered sons become wife slaves. In the same way, if I become someone else's little daughter-in-law, that person should die and shock Huanyu." The implication is that there is no way out.
It is illegal to show cuteness maliciously, and it should be slapped a thousand times, of course, it is his little Zhang Ye.Zhang Ruoyi turned Xiaoyu watermelon in his heart, coughed in disguise, and said: "Now start to cultivate tacit understanding, and I agree with the exercise. There is no need to tidy up the collar, let's change something else?"
"Ding dong, if the player lights up the skill 'Adjusting the collar for boyfriend', the monthly salary will be increased by two red coins." Boss Niu began to play rogue, "Please choose 'yes' or 'yes'"
Zhang Ruoyi looked at him speechlessly. In those affectionate eyes, with admiration for the face of the great leader, he stretched out his slender hand to help the cattle, which were shining with the golden light of local tyrants, straighten them out. Collar, and, cuffs.
Marriage will begin a month later, in November.In the 30 days prior to this, Zhang Ruoyi and his newly released boyfriend, Boss Niu, officially entered the stage of dog-killing practice and acting.
All the students in the school are rumored in private that the school grass god fell in love with Cinderella.
"I can't take it anymore!" The history book in Liuman's hand directly hit the fat man in front, splashing a layer of dust.
"My lord queen, I feel that my broad back provides you with a good place to hide from the teacher's eyes. You shouldn't treat him like this. He just told me that he was in pain." The fat man in front, little The small eyes behind the glasses were all tearing from the impact, just like that, I still haven't forgotten the smelly poverty.
The small eyes with tears, the thick double chin, the rippling fat on the turned head, and the naughty mouth, these have successfully dispelled the little bit of guilt that the queen just raised, she replied coldly :"roll!"
"My Lady Queen, calm down, don't be as knowledgeable as him." Guo Wei leaned over meanly, and pushed that aggrieved fat face out of the Queen's sight.Her Lady Queen was furious and even flirted upwards, and the birthday star who always took laxatives didn't die so quickly.
Liu Man took the history book he picked up angrily, and snorted: "I'm sorry, fat man, I hurt you just now, and I'll bring you breakfast tomorrow."
"Oh," the fat man agreed aggrievedly.
Liuman stood up irritably and said: "Dawei, please help me comfort Fatty, I have to ask Ruoyi to find out what he's been doing to my old lady lately." After finishing speaking, she rushed out.Guo Wei and Fatty were left looking at each other.
"Fatty, the queen's best friend got married with a guy recently. She's jealous, and with her menstrual period, she's a little out of control. Don't mind. Come and tell my brother, what do you want to eat tomorrow, and I'll bring it to you." Holding the fat man's neck.
"Viagra, my name is Huang Zijie, not Fatty. I want to eat oil sticks tomorrow." The little fat man cracked his fingers and played with his nails, his fair face was a little red, as if he was shy.
Guo Wei's eyes widened: "Fatty, don't call me Viagra, I don't like to hear it, call me Brother Guo."
"Brother Guo." The obedient little fat man.
"Hey, I'll bring you two crockpots, two fried dough sticks, and a glass of milk tomorrow." Viagra, who was called Guo Ge, was very satisfied, and the fat man's breakfast was doubled in an instant, and a gift was also given.
Every fat man has a heart that is easy to satisfy.The fat man who laughed was quite cute, Guo Wei rubbed his chin, hehehe in a wretched way.
The moment Zhang Ruoyi saw Liuman, he wanted to turn around and run away. He didn't care about anyone's opinion, all kinds of probing eyes, but he didn't know how to face Liuman.
Boss Niu held his wrist tightly.
"Leave Liuman behind to prove the results of our exercise, eh?" Leaning in his ear and whispering, Zhang Ruoyi wanted to hide it itchyly.
He looked at the angry girl, thought about it, nodded, and decided to stay.
He likes boys, why don't you take this opportunity to tell her that some sprouts of affection should be let go, so as not to confuse others and yourself.
Liu Man, who successfully found Zhang Ruoyi, sat down next to him and asked anxiously: "What the hell have you been doing all this time? Being so close to dubious people and making the city full of wind and rain, is that bastard coercing you?"
The answer I didn't expect to get was that the two were really in love.Looking at the serious Zhang Ruoyi, the Queen was almost at a loss for words.
The queen's journey was hindered, but soon, she returned to normal.
"Boss Niu, you will be hanged for cheating the feelings of a pure boy." Liuman raised his chin high, crossed his hands on his chest, and judged the filthy soul of the stinky man opposite him.
"Oh? And this kind of punishment? It sounds interesting, but it has nothing to do with me." Boss Niu picked up the sweet and sour pork from the dinner plate and put it in Zhang Ruoyi's bowl, not paying any attention to the queen who made trouble.
"If you let me know that you have bullied Ruoyi, my aunt will definitely not spare you!" Liu Man gritted her teeth tightly, her eyes were burning.
She looked at Ruoyi, who was just eating with her head down, and then at Boss Niu, who looked like a hooligan, stomped her feet secretly, turned and ran away.
"Has she always been so inexplicable?" Boss Niu gave him another rib.
"Don't say that about her." Zhang Ruoyi raised his head and said with reddish eyes.
Boss Niu paused his hands, was stunned, and then smiled again: "Okay, okay. There must be many people chasing such a lively and lovely girl. Don't worry about others, just think about us. The drill can enter Phase two."
Zhang Ruoyi calmed down, suppressed the sourness in his heart, and pretended to be indifferent: "The second stage?"
The author has something to say:
After modifying and modifying, I can never see what is wrong.
If there is any BUG in the plot, I hope you can point it out, thank you all the judges.
Ren/wife/tai/ancestor/coins/shuang are all harmonious words!So if you write the story of Pan Jinlian, what should you write?
Xiao Lianlian fed Wu Dalang a bowl of mush, did he die?
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