Learn to be a rich man

"I don't want a daughter-in-law!" Mrs. Niu put down the veil on her hand, trembled, and lowered her eyes, "My son, what do you like about him?"

It is said that the 45-year-old Mrs. Niu looks very young, at most thirty.At this time, he made an inquiry in the posture of an old lady, showing his grace.

Zhang Ruoyi stood with his hands down, couldn't help looking at Boss Niu with his eyes.

What play is your mother in?

Mrs. Niu's greatest wish is to be an actress, but it's a pity that in the old family concept, being an actor is not a good job, and the dream of being an actor is basically just a dream.After marrying Boss Niu and his father, everything is worry-free. After teasing her son, she has a lot of free time. Watching TV dramas, movies, and figuring out characters have become her daily life.

Ma'am, you are too involved in the drama, and you are hurting the people around you.

Boss Niu gave him a look, how would I know?But listening to the voice is a costume drama, maybe it's an old lady.

"My son thinks he is virtuous and virtuous, with good looks and very cute."

"Virtuous and virtuous?" Mrs. Niu drooped her eyelids, and Boss Niu followed his line of sight to see that Zhang Ruoyi was shaking his legs.

"Mom, he, he's nervous." Raising his hand quickly, he slapped Zhang Ruoyi's thigh.

"Ah, yes! Auntie, when I first arrived in your house, I didn't say anything. It wasn't the boy who was shaking his legs, but his legs were frightened and kept shaking. Don't blame him!" Zhang Ruoyi immediately stood upright and lowered his head.His sword eyebrows were slanted, his eyes were clear, and his temperament was clean and clear, as bright as a bright moon.

No matter how picky Mrs. Niu was, she still had to say: "He looks a bit human, but the word "excellent" is too much."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder." Boss Niu took Zhang Ruoyi's hand with deep affection.

"Forget it, you've passed this one, so what's the point of being cute?" Mrs. Niu continued to ask as she pinched the handkerchief with her delicately manicured fingers.

Niu blinked slightly at Zhang Ruoyi, signaling him to speak.

What am I talking about?Zhang Ruoyi's mouth twitched.

Praise her, praise her hard.

Zhang Ruoyi secretly looked at Mrs. Niu, the brilliance of the big red shoes made him close his eyes in despair.

"Auntie, when I saw you today, I felt that your taste is really high. The clothes are as elegant and dusty as white roses, and the shoes are as passionate as red roses. It matches your flowing black long straight hair, it is a perfect fit." The voice is clear and full of sincerity.

The facial expressions here represent the black and white villains in the brain, and have absolutely nothing to do with Zhang Ruoyi himself.

Mrs. Niu finally raised her head and gave Zhang Ruoyi a positive face, but her facial expression was volatile.

Zhang Ruoyi's face remained the same as usual, and his half-revealed smile remained unchanged. In fact, there was a lot of drama in his heart.

Fuck, this is the end!What to do, he said that his flattering skills still need to be studied and practiced hard, and he has to drive the ducks to the shelves.Let's discuss it, is it okay not to kick your face?

"Hahaha, I... woo woo woo, no way." Mrs. Niu laughed suddenly, halfway through the laugh, and then started crying again. Zhang Ruoyi stood there dumbfounded with a sincere face.

What is this?

"Young man is very good, I like it very much, but people don't want a son and daughter-in-law, woo woo woo." Mrs. Niu said while crying, even sadder than before.It is rare to see such a serious nonsense person, the key is not annoying, and he can also play with me.Why do you want to be my daughter-in-law? What a girl.Thinking about it, I couldn't help but feel even sadder.

"Mom, don't cry. It's time for dinner. If you don't go down, the old man will be unhappy later." Boss Niu looked at his watch, it was 45:[-].

"Oh, yes, dinner." Mrs. Niu quickly wiped her tears, stood up with her little red shoes, and stopped crying, and she didn't forget to ask: "You guys come down quickly too."

Mrs. Niu's entering and exiting the play are like schizophrenia.

"I'm going, it's over." Zhang Ruoyi wiped the sweat from his forehead, beat his legs, and sighed.

"No, grandpa, grandma, father and uncle will show up for dinner." Boss Niu said sympathetically.

Zhang Ruoyi followed the words and slipped to the ground.

"Hey, what's wrong with you?"

"My legs are weak, help me. When is dinner?"

"Seven o'clock."

"Didn't you just say that the sheriff eats supper? Whose supper is before dinner?" He thought the meal was over early.

"It's a cat. It's the habit of the sheriff. The first time he came to my house was to eat supper. He didn't know it was dinner until he heard the supper."

Zhang Ruyi looked at the sky speechlessly.

"Can I not go?"

"I just went home and didn't see my elders, it's definitely not possible."

"Can we have an intermission?"

"I'll give you 10 minutes to go to the bathroom and calm down."

"You're the one who needs to eat/shit to calm down, so let's go, die early and live early."

"Don't die, it's unlucky."

"Fart, I vomited all the way to your house, and I was almost dehydrated. Finally, there was a cute big bed in the maze-like house. When I woke up, I found that I was kidnapped, and my bladder almost cheated on me. Although it was fake, he Who knows if Mather is real or not? Lingtang's wonderful aesthetics and unpredictable acting skills finally managed to scare me to the point where my knees go limp. It's almost like life is worse than death, is it easy for me to earn pocket money?"

"The wages will increase by another ten percent."

"It's still like a human saying, all right, let's go eat."

"Come on, I'll carry you."

"Okay!" He swooped forward.

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After being comforted by Grandpa Mao, Zhang Ruoyi came back to life after dismounting from his horse *Niu* President, looking forward to the dinner of the wealthy family.

Big long table, at least ten meters.White cloth, a whole sheet, must not have a single stain.Crystal clear glassware with red wine.There are various delicacies on the table.Seafood, pastries, fruits, turkey, roast duck, roast whole lamb.There are carved European-style seats on both sides of the table, and a maid sits next to each seat, ready to serve the master at any time.

Marble floor tiles, resplendent wall hangings, servants serving dishes, maids serving wine and tea, tuxedos and skirts echo each other.

Solemn and elegant, magnificent.

The above is Zhang Ruoyi's imaginary feast for a wealthy family, for which Mr. Niu scoffed.

"That might be a good cafeteria to rent."

Zhang Ruoyi punched him hard on the back. Isn't that how it's done in movies?Save your mouth.

Niu's dinner is served in the small living room.

On one side of the living room is a carved arch, inside which is a shelf with various antiques.Tea sets, bookcases, and bureaus are all complete, and it is a place to wait for a meal and a rest.There are round tables and high-back chairs in the hall, imitating the style of Ming and Qing Dynasties.

At the moment when Grandpa Niu and Father Niu came in, Mr. Niu stood up straight with his back, no matter in his posture or words, he was truly personable and extraordinary.

Zhang Ruoyi followed him into the same state almost instantly.

The big BOSS appears, you and your friend Mr. Niu have entered the team state, ready for battle!

"Grandpa, Dad." Boss Niu and Oxford called out together.

"Grandpa Niu, Uncle Niu." Zhang Ruoyi also stood up and saluted.

The old man sat down at the main seat and said, "Okay, are you full? Eat when you are full." While the nanny was serving food, he looked at Zhang Ruoyi with a smile.

"This kid is Ruoyi, right? Boss Niu always mentions you when he calls."

"Yes, Grandpa Niu, my name is Zhang Ruoyi, and I'm Mr. Niu's roommate." Zhang Ruoyi hurriedly stood up and answered.

"Don't, don't be so polite, just sit and talk. It's been so many years since the reform and opening up, and our family doesn't practice bureaucratic ways anymore." Grandpa Niu said kindly, and asked Mr. Niu to take good care of his classmates.

"Courtesy cannot be broken. This is not a bureaucracy, but a respect from juniors." Zhang Ruoyi pursed his lips with a shy smile.

"Oh, young people nowadays, okay, your respected grandpa accepts it, sit down." Grandpa Niu said with a helpless smile.

"Good grandpa." He naturally took advantage of the situation and turned Grandpa Niu into a grandpa.

Yam fungus, blanched dry shreds, stir-fried green beans, cabbage in broth, pumpkin beef brisket, white rice and mushroom soup.The dishes are simple, but the taste is beyond imagination.Special chefs, selected ingredients, combined together is the favorite of foodies.Zhang Ruoyi tried his best to hold back, and did not use his chopsticks magic.In front of delicious food, it is so painful not to eat Hesai heartily!He decided to turn grief and anger into strength, eat more vegetables and eat less, and strive to eat more within a limited time.

"Grandpa, why aren't grandma and uncle at home?" Boss Niu put a piece of food into Zhang Ruoyi's bowl, and found that his father was kicking him, so he quickly put down his chopsticks to change the subject.

When eating, don't put food in other people's bowls, don't talk while eating, don't talk with something in your mouth, etc. He has been used to it since he was a child. In the past few months with Zhang Ruoyi, he has developed the habit of picking food for him. The smelly problem.Mr. Niu touched his nose, very embarrassed.

Master Niu took the last bite of his meal, took the towel from the nanny and wiped his mouth, "I'm going to see Niu Niu with your uncle, and I should be back tomorrow. I've finished eating, and you all take your time. Xiaoer will take care of Ruoyi after eating. Rest, Grandpa will accompany you tomorrow."

"Good grandpa."

"Good grandpa."

The two nodded obediently.

Grandpa Niu waved his hand not to let Oxford see him off, and walked out of the living room steadily.

"Dad, Mom, Brother, I'm done eating too. Ruoyi, I'll take you back to your room." Boss Niu saw Zhang Ruoyi put down his chopsticks and said.

Get the nod from Papa Cow and leave the table.

Turn left, turn right, go straight, go upstairs, Zhang Ruo looks back frequently, the doors all look the same, which door is behind my bed?

"Your room is here." Boss Niu pushed open a door and dragged Zhang Ruoyi in.

"Take it easy, your neck was cut off by you." Zhang Ruoyi muttered in protest, "Barbarian." Shaking his sore hand, he went around him to the shoe cabinet to find slippers and put them on, before going to take a bath.When passing by the big bed, I glanced at him, but couldn't resist the temptation, and fell down on it.

I didn't even believe it when I said it, it was the bed that moved my hands!

He just closed his eyes when a dark shadow loomed over him.

"Why don't you leave?" Without opening his eyes, he moved to the side to make room for someone.

Boss Niu approached him and asked, "You've worked hard today, how are you doing?" The hot air on his neck carried an ambiguous meaning.

Zhang Ruoyi put one arm across his face and one arm across his chest, his lips fluttered: "You are still alive, you can rest assured. I had a wonderful day today, and I drained all my experience. Now I just want to take a bath Get some sleep."

"Do you want me to stay with you? Can you sleep without my room?"

The speaking lips moved closer and closer, and finally fell on his forehead.

"Get out!" Zhang Ruoyi pushed and kicked.He really thought that his first kiss was going to be given today, but who knew that he just kissed his forehead, and he was so angry that he didn't show any affection.

Boss Niu is a scumbag, with big footprints on his buttocks, and he left with a smile, as if he took advantage of it.

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Eat/poop is also a harmonious word...