How did Xiao Ming die?

"Beauty, aren't you..."

"What? Do you think the poison I injected is not tasty?"

"...Since you want to poison, can you have some snacks, the smell is too pungent, isn't it?"

An Yile turned over and lay on the side of the bed in a provocative manner, "When I was cleaning the room yesterday, I poured the rest of the toilet cleaner into your milk. I'm afraid it will be wasted."

Shiliang's smile froze, and he threw the milk bottle into the trash can.

I originally wanted to get milk for breakfast, but it seems that I have to go out to eat, but the military training is about to start...

"Where's Chen Feng?" He stood up and began to put on his pants, "The assembly time is coming soon."

An Yile turned over, "Go buy me breakfast."

"It's not interesting, why don't you bring it for me..." Shi Liang put on his clothes, and only then remembered the fourth roommate in the dormitory.

Shiliang didn't have the slightest impression of this roommate. He only knew that this roommate had been huddled under the quilt and couldn't see his face clearly.

"Hey, classmate." Shi Liang grabbed the ladder, "Are you awake?"

The person in the quilt didn't respond.

Is this person okay? He's not hot when he covers the quilt in summer?

"Are you going to the military training?" Shi Liang probed softly.

I saw a hand suddenly stretched out from under the quilt, and slapped a fake note on the bedside.

"Uh..." Shi Liang picked up the slip, "Okay... I'll hand it over for you, so you have a good rest."

He jumped off the ladder and called An Yile again.

An Yile dropped his hands to the side of the bed, and handed Shiliang two leave notes, "It's mine and Chen Feng's."

Bitch!

Shiliang clutched the three leave notes, not very happy.

At this time, Chen Feng opened the door of the dormitory with breakfast in hand, "Anshen, I bought breakfast, your favorite bean paste bun."

Shiliang walked towards the door without looking sideways, snatched the bag of bean paste buns, and ran away.

Damn it, the young master is almost late, you two adulterers are still blowing fans in the dormitory and eating bean paste buns?You are beautiful!

The military training place of the Media Design Academy is arranged in the old body, some distance from the Linhu dormitory.

Shiliang carried a bag of red bean paste buns and ate them while walking, choking a bit.

"If I had known... I would have snatched the soy milk too." Shi Liang lowered his chest.

When he was worrying about what to do with the leftover steamed stuffed buns, he met Yin Tao Xiaoqi.

"Yin Tao!" Shi Liang leaned closer to Yin Tao's Xiaomai, "Do you want to eat bean paste buns?"

"Thank you, we've already eaten." Xiao Qi refused.

"Have you eaten? Then you got up early enough."

"No~ I and Zhen couldn't get up, Brother Yu brought it back for us." Xiao Qi explained.

Shiliang tilted his head, just in time to see Zhen Yu and Ye Zhen's elder brother holding a bucket of hot soybean milk and drinking there.

It was my sight of Shang Shiliang, who inadvertently hiccupped to announce his outstanding interpersonal pleasing ability and comfortable and comfortable dormitory life.

Shiliang felt that this bean paste bun made him choke even more.

"Would you like to drink?" At this time, it was Zhen who put the soy milk to Shi Liang's mouth.

Shiliang didn't pay attention, turned around when he heard the sound, and his lips just stuck to the straw.

He stopped, and looked at me with a slight frown.A thought flashed through his mind at that moment.Maybe he took the straw in his mouth calmly, like he used to, and I would laugh.

He hasn't seen Zhen's smile on him for a long time, especially the corners of his eyes, he misses it a little.

This thought made Shi Liang feel sick.

He took a step back, pushed away Zhen's hand, turned around and walked away from the side road.

The loud slogans echoed on the playground, military training, the word eye has almost been symbolized.

Did you go to college and not participate in military training?You are not moved or missed during your military training?Then your life is incomplete, you are so fickle.In my opinion, this is the 'kitsch' described by Milan Kundera.It's not that you must treat military training rebelliously, let alone despise those emotional people.Rather, we must face up to our true feelings, don't let symbolic military training kidnap our emotions, and don't let general emotions tend to paralyze ourselves.Having said so much, what I want to express is that I am lazy and I hate military training.

The boys from Class [-], Class [-], Media Class [-], wearing neat military pants, military boots and navy shirts, were standing upright under the scorching sun.

Under the shade of the trees, there is a pleasant dampness and coolness. It is I who sit on the bench and look towards the playground.The glare of the sun hit the ground, causing him to squint his eyes.

If you ask me why I can enjoy the cool leisurely by the side, it is naturally due to his unknown bitch attribute.I think his 18 years of mind have been spent on laziness.

It is because I know that the evil result of frequent leave is being targeted by the instructor.Therefore, as long as you show a face of patience, at the critical moment, you should make indirect comments on his anemia, facial paralysis, infertility, etc. Remember, you must show your patience and determination that you are extremely eager to experience military training with your classmates.The instructor was moved by his physical disability and will take care of him.Besides, there are so many news about people being killed in military training, and the instructors at the school are all seniors from the University of National Defense Science and Technology next door, so it's easy to get along with.

It was I who made up this plan, and kept silent while straddling, and when the halftime break came, he pretended to be patient and walked to the instructor, "Instructor, do you have Huoxiang Zhengqi Water?" '

The instructor immediately issued an order, "Don't be brave if you are not in good health! You are not allowed to participate in the training later!"

It was me lying back on the bench with my hat covering my face.

Comfortable!

He felt that he was a little powerful and a little lost.

For Toki, the military training program is really a child's play.

But he was not happy, he straddled facing the shade of the tree, and happened to see that it was Zhen sitting directly opposite.He finally understood why Rong always said that Zhen was a scheming.

Stupid!

After straddling for 10 minutes, Shi Liang saw that it was Zhen who closed his eyes and rested his mind on the opposite side, so he thought, how to treat this kid?

So, just when I still had illusions about my comfortable life in the next fifteen days, he ushered in a new instructor.

DJ.

DJ used to be an instructor of the world's top special forces. He has trained many elites, and An Yile is one of them.

His ability to become the instructor of the Imperial University is naturally inseparable from An Yile's dealing with it, all of which were requested by Shiliang.

DJ stood in front of the queue, looking at these childish faces, a bloodthirsty smile burst from the corner of his mouth.

He just remembered what Shiliang asked him to say, "Fuck that one who is called me to death, don't be polite to me."

However, Shiliang's anger implicated the whole class, and the entire media set was cast under the shadow of hell-level difficulty.

A few years later, this matter was still talked about by the teachers and students of the whole school.

I won't talk much here, let's just talk about me.

DJ wants to embarrass me. There are still many tricks. In addition to the basic running, DJ also recommends me to the school national flag team.

This is a young student who played a good goose step, and he is the candidate your national flag team needs.

So, apart from completing the overloaded military training tasks with the whole class every day, after the other students dismissed, he would be dragged to the school team to play goose until the sun went down.

"Disband!" With an order, it was my knees that gave way.

To kneel, he thought.

From waking up at 08:30 in the morning to [-]:[-] in the evening, I don't have a second to spare.Because he was also asked by the DJ to be a small war reporter for the school radio station during lunch time. To put it bluntly, he ran half of the campus to the radio station to deliver a manuscript. When he returned to the playground, the assembly time came again, and he couldn't even eat.

Although I am lazy, the 18 years of education I have received in human society has shaped my nature as a good student.Shiliang is also sure that I will fulfill the inescapable obligation of the students, and will not refuse the teacher or instructor's request to 'conform to the regulations', so I made this bad move.No no no, it's the best policy.It's because I'm going to be tired like a dog right now.

Every time the military training was dismissed, the students would run straight to the cafeteria like wild horses. It was the night when I was dismissed, and the cafeteria had already been swept away.

I know this very well, so I passed by the entrance of the cafeteria without even looking at it, and went directly to the bathroom.

You don't have to eat food, but you have to take a bath.

It's just that I am very honest in some places. For example, even though he feels uncomfortable all over, he must walk a long way back to the dormitory and take his bottle of Johnson & Johnson shower gel.

So when he got to the bathhouse, it was almost closed.

The water was also cold, so he took a cold shower.

"Hello... is this me? Hello, I am. What are you doing? I'm taking a shower. What are you doing tomorrow? Military training tomorrow. What are you doing the day after tomorrow? Military training the day after tomorrow. What are you going to do the day after tomorrow? Military training the day after tomorrow... What are you going to do ten days from now? Still in military training ten days later."

Accompanied by the sound of rushing water, the above is my soliloquy.He loved it when no one was around.

After turning off the tap, he dragged his tired body on the way back to the dormitory.

He thought, if he can't escape, let the storm be more violent.

Then it rained.

The heavy rainstorm directly exploded the freshman dormitory building.For this good news, the military trainees rushed to tell each other with great joy.

What was drenched was that when I walked back to the dormitory, I heard Yin Tao's shouting from a distance.

"My brother!! My prayer for rain finally came true! No military training tomorrow!!!"

It was I who leaned wearily against the door, tugging at the corners of my mouth.Taking a casual glance, I found a box of Kanto cooking on the table.

While wiping her hair, Zhen Yu handed Zhen a towel, "I bought it just now, it's hot, eat it quickly."

It was I who took the towel dully.

Zhen Yu saw that it was my reaction, and quickly explained, "It didn't rain, I wrapped it in a bag."

"Thank you... thank you."

The overwhelming lack of interest made me feel impolite.He pulled the chair and leaned back lazily on it.

He leaned against the back of the chair and unconsciously turned his head towards the door.

The beds of Zhen and Shiliang are both next to the door. They are facing the same direction, separated by a corridor, and the door of 114 is not closed.

Shiliang is wearing a pair of headphones at the moment, squatting on a chair and playing games, playing very enthusiastically.

Fangfo noticed that it was Zhen's gaze, and Shiliang made a smart move.

Crack, Shiliang slammed the door shut.

Upset.