How did Xiao Ming die?

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[Top] [Irrigation] Sister Zhenhong's true love building, one per day, where Red Maple is concentrated [Top] [Resources] 10th grade fresh meat illegitimate photo collection building, one lick per day, only for greasy senior sisters Enter [Top] [Discussion] Conjecture about the male owner of the beautiful car in front of the Shaw Building last week. I pick it up every day and ask more witnesses to provide effective snapshots. .

Sho Sakurai's mop

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Last weekend, lz came out of the library, okay, a sports car stopped three meters in front of me on the left, the small streamlines, the small paint surface, shattered my mother's pc lens.

At that time, I couldn't stand it anymore. Could it be that God wants to give me an overbearing president who falls in love with my heroine Dangdang?Don't mind me, lz is very confident about his looks, the president will definitely look down on me, otherwise lz will despise the president's taste.

Don't panic! Liz was extremely calm, and walked over while kneeling.At that time, the CEO didn't close the car window, so he gave Liz a look at Zun Rong, well, actually I don't know him, I think his chin looks pretty good.Don't ask why Liz focused on the chin, because Liz saw a chin at that time, and the president is wearing sunglasses!In addition, there is a girl sitting in the co-pilot, who is a foreigner by visual inspection.Sure enough, the president, with the demeanor he appeared in the first episode, I want to go up and touch porcelain. 'The president hurriedly got out of the car and picked me up, and from now on we will have an indissoluble bond' This is the correct way to open the first episode of "The Domineering President Falls in Love with Me". Thinking about it, I am a little excited!Alright, having said so much, I want to ask the witnesses of the day a question. Excuse me, how much is the tire for the president's car?

First Floor NinoninOmi

The landlord has a meal with Lan!Let's get to know each other!

The mop of Sho Sakurai's house on the second floor

Reply to the first floor: Hug!Also, the girl on the co-pilot is a bit nice, is she an international student from our school?

On the third floor, who said that the names of secondary diseases are usually very long.cut

nice girl

The fourth floor, my dear friend, love%

Nice girl, I followed all the way_(:3」∠)_

Fifth floor NinonninOmi

Upstairs, I'm going to call the police!

The sixth floor, my beloved Youmei love%

That foreign girl is not from our school.After she got out of the car, the sports car drove away, and the girl went outside the school to take a taxi.Distressed girl ＿(:3」∠)＿

Lord Mo Xiao

ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ahLandlord, take a look at me! ! ! ! !那天我也是路过逸夫楼，男车主关车窗的时候，惊鸿一瞥，啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊阿阿啊，惊到在下啦！ ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Eighth Floor Polish Commander No Egg Mr.

Handsome, really handsome, I'm a man and I took a few more glances

Learning BUG on the ninth floor, handsome be, huge dark corner

Am I the only one who noticed the landlord's problem?That car is an Aston Martin one-77, priced at 4700 million. It has good performance, strong horsepower, leather seats, and the turntable feels good.As for the tires, I'm sorry, I didn't find them on Baidu.

Kim Bong Hee on the [-]th floor - I also offer my knees today

Why not @帝大男色打解团团, they have done a blanket search on our handsome Dida, it is said that even the factory number of the sports socks of the new king of the school men’s basketball team this year has been investigated.

Sho Sakurai's mop on the [-]th floor

@帝大男色打解团队@帝大男色测骑兵@帝大男色打解团10th floor 帝大男色打解团队 Our team has dispatched elites to start a search for the owner of the Shuaibi car on the night of the emperor’s sports car incident .The conclusion has been drawn, this person is Shi Ming, a freshman in Class 114, Grade [-], School of Media Design.The dormitory is Linhu Apartment Building [-]. It is recommended that interested parties keep calm, pay attention to quality, and express (sao) white (rao) in a harmonious and orderly manner.The official post will be released tomorrow.

The [-]th floor learning BUG handsome be giant dark corner

Why is it like this upstairs, is it really okay to directly publish all the information about the handsome guy?

I can't bear it, I can't help but want to praise you, kill you beautiful!

The [-]th floor American brick-moving supplies purchasing agent

Nani?Shiming?From our arts department.I have been thinking about him and Shizhen, I heard that they have been classmates since high school.I feel that there is a subtle relationship between them. =

The official account of the sixteenth floor school radio station

The official refutation of the rumors, I feel that Shi Ming is not very familiar with them, and I have never seen them talking

Kim Bong Hee on the [-]th Floor-Today I also offer my knees

In fact, I'm the Emperor's Party, do you want to tear it up?

Click to see more replies, I felt bored, so I just quit this post.

The interface returned to the page of entertainment and gossip. Below the three top posts are popular posts that have become popular recently.

The first one is [Hot] [Witness] I just ran into a QJ boy on West Street, and here is a clear big picture to popularize the background posture of the QJ boy.This QJ does not mean QJ, it is an abbreviation for stealing the spotlight.A few days ago, a video interviewing a famous singer was reposted wildly on Weibo.There was nothing special about the interview itself. The important thing was that after the group of reporters, a boy in a white T-shirt came out of the company gym and sat on the sofa in the corner to rest.In view of its overly good-looking appearance, many netizens expressed their desire to forward it to the public. As a result, the topic of #抱镜大白T# became a hot topic.

A netizen explained QJ like this, "He not only stole other people's photos, but also raped my heart." The netizen said that he was a straight man half an hour ago.

"It's me." Wang Jue called him, "I'm done eating, let's go."

"Oh." It was I who put away the phone, "Wait for me to pay the bill."

On West Street, the two of them were walking back to the dormitory. On the way, I wanted to buy some fruit.

"By the way." It was I who picked up some oranges, "Is Leng Xiaotai still in touch with you?"

"Rarely, he is busy training, it is said that he sleeps four or five hours a day"

"Oh... I thought you broke up."

"That won't, not now." Wang Jue also propped up a bag.

If you want to talk about how Leng Xiaotai got involved with Wang Jue, you have to look back to your sophomore year in high school.

As one of the three Gods of Samurai, Wang Jue does not patiently assist his subordinate Emperor God like Li Si or Nanquan's father.Although she is only a servant of the gods, because of her extraordinary abilities, the recipients don't even notice it after it takes effect, so even the emperors and gods are afraid and dare not provoke her.Nibrosa knew that Wang Jue was not afraid of the gods, and she was the one who suggested that the sacramental gods wear skirts.Later, the two of Zhen Rong filled the black hole with their godheads, and Xuan Xuan suffered from depression due to the sudden increase in workload. Every day when he went home, he saw his young master committing suicide, and Wang Jue was very tired.One day, she was sitting on the floor wiping his brains, and then she thought, eh, no, why should I wipe his brains, why don't I learn from me and make a little object in the world!

Then Wang Jue ran away from home.

Speaking of the past, I and Wang Jue got along better.The reason for this is that both of them are very lazy.

Wang Jue was too lazy to even walk.During the time of Nebrosa, the Sir can use teleportation, but what should we do when we get to the earth?Hey, I can use a slippery one!

So Wang Jue wears roller skates every day, just because she is not too lazy to walk.When necessary, you can also hold on to my schoolbag and let him drag her to slide.That's it, 'is my large schoolbag pendant' hence the name.

It was Wang Jue's first time to go to the skating rink. In fact, what he was skating was not roller skating, but ice skating.The skating rink is very dangerous, and the clothes under the feet are all 24K real guys. If you fall down, your fingers will be stepped on by others, and your forehead will be cut off by someone else's ice skates, that's no joke!Wang Jue deeply felt that he stayed with Shixuan all year round, and his whole body was not well, and he always thought of bloody places.

Just as she was tremblingly grabbing the edge railing and tentatively standing up, Leng Xiaotai pulled her up.

The [-]-word dog abuse drama is omitted below, I am still a virgin, I don't want to say. [Friendly Reminder: You can play classic Korean drama songs when you make up your mind] Recalling the past, before Leng Xiaotai went to the United States as a trainee, he once sent a circle of friends, 'If you miss me, I can make the whole Pacific Ocean yours ice rink. '

Girl teasing skills MAX!It's a pity that Wang Jue is a master.

Sir Alex's way of expressing his love was rather curious, and she replied, "Brother Tai, let's grab a man for 3P!"

There are a lot of praises below.

I can't stand being single anymore, ruining the atmosphere for a second, "You can take a boat, take a plane, she slides? Stupid"

Depressed, Xuan was no longer silent, "Reply to Wang Jue: If you don't return to Nibrosa, I can turn the whole earth into your mortuary."

It was I who went to the counter to pay the bill, and left the store with two bags of fruit, "Since we haven't broken up, why are you always clinging to me?"

"I like you." Wang Jue said casually.

"What about the little table?"

"I like it too." As Wang Jue said, he grabbed Zhenzhen's neck and attracted many people's attention, "Hey, Zhenzhen, let's discuss it. You see, I like you and Xiaotai. You haven't caught up for three years, this time he entrusted me with this arduous task, telling me to get you. Why don't you just follow me and let's have a 3P?"

But Zhen's face remained unchanged, he looked ahead, calmly said, "I'll give you three seconds now, you can choose to let go of me and turn back to the dormitory by yourself, or let go of me and turn back to the dormitory by yourself."

"Is there a difference?"

"You have no choice."

As soon as the words fell, I only felt that a person went straight to my face, and a bear came.

"young married woman!"

Well, I want to hit someone.

Leng Xiaotai took off his sunglasses, sneaked to the other side of Zhenzhen, and imitated Wang Jue's way and hooked Zhenzhen's shoulder with one arm, "Hey, brother Zhen, let's discuss it. You see, I like you, and I like you at the same time." I like Sir Alex. I haven't caught up with you for three years. This time I entrust her with this difficult task, and ask her to get you. Why don't you just follow me and let's have a 3P?"

Unexpectedly, I am not in a good mood today, and I don't plan to get used to it.

He raised his head, squinting at Taitai coldly.

Leng Xiaotai was startled, pills.

"Daughter-in-law... what are you doing?"

"Book a hotel."

"What...what are you doing?"

"Don't you two want a threesome?"

"No, just kidding, just kidding."

"I am angry."

"Daughter-in-law is not...I, I...My brother! It's my elder brother!"

Wang Jue hugged a school girl from somewhere, standing on the side of the road, almost kneeling with laughter.

After Shiliang finished his boxed lunch in the student union, he sneaked back to the dormitory as if he had nothing to do.

After sleeping for half an hour in the dormitory, An Yile lifted the blanket.

"Beauty, are you here to sleep?" Shi Liang half-opened his eyes and smiled ambiguously.

An Yile stepped on the ladder and leaned on the railing of Shiliang's bed, and said frankly, "I didn't look around in your closet, I want to eat some fruit."

Shi Liang rolled his eyes, "Are you a hamster? If you don't have fruit, go buy it yourself!"

An Yile snorted, pretending to be aggrieved, "Ineedyour accompany you."

It's a long story, An Yile's leg is injured, specifically why, I'm still a virgin, I don't want to say.The perpetrator, Comrade Chen Feng, should have assumed the heavy responsibility of taking care of An Yile, the old man with a broken leg, but the CIA issued a temporary order, so he left 500 yuan in supermarket coupons and four bags of raccoon noodles and ran away.

Shiliang turned over and suddenly wanted to eat mangoes too, so he readily agreed.

It was already dark at that time, and the street lamps and street shops illuminated the West Street brightly, which was a good time for a walk.Shi Liang helped An Yile and walked cautiously towards the fruit shop, and saw three people in front of him from a distance.

"Hey, isn't that your home or mine?"

"Beauty, he doesn't belong to my family, so you don't have to be jealous."

Shiliang walked forward calmly, he couldn't help muttering in his heart, hey, beauty Leng, why did he come back?Should I say hello or not?

The three of them obviously didn't notice Shiliang, they didn't know what they were arguing about, it seemed quite lively.

"Daughter-in-law is not, my brother, I will never tease you again, I promise, don't scare the baby to death like this TAT"

"Don't be cowardly, my hotel is already booked, 3P, do you want to go, let you try the Cypriot style!"

Then I and Shiliang made eye contact.

'Oh, don't fight, don't fight, I don't know them. Shiliang chose to ignore them, and walked past them with his eyes straight ahead.

An Yile sneaked into Shiliang's ear, "Hey, your old man has really strong tastes, even Cypriot style! I didn't expect him to be this kind of person."

Shi Liang covered his old face in shame.

The author has something to say:

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JUN: Uncle, I misread you. I didn’t expect you to be this kind of person. How could you bring me a minor to this kind of place? I have a quiz tomorrow, and the teacher said that my grades this month are... …

Shi Ming: Stop, stop, come on, let's dictate English words

JUN: My grades have fallen again this month, and no one will give me a prescription for the parent-teacher meeting next semester. Shiming: I will give you a prescription. I will give you a prescription. Such an erotic place, I didn't expect you to be such a person, second uncle Ming: Isn't it impossible to book other hotels nearby!This is my fault too!

JUN: Second Uncle, I have a quiz tomorrow. You brought me, a minor, to this kind of place, and I can’t finish my homework. Shi Ming: I’ll help you write it. I’ll help you write it. Minors actually...

Shi Ming: Shut up!You will be an adult in one month and seven days!Stop making noise!Also, this erotic hotel is run by the church under your command, what is it, have you ever seen a minor being a boss? !

JUN: ...Second Uncle, I'm so sad, I'm a minor...

5 minutes later

JUN: Second Uncle, are you really a top student at Imperial University?Why can't even write a history homework? Shi Ming wants to cry but has no tears: How do I know that my brother is so good at studying than my younger brother!I know nothing except mathematics and physics. How could he pass the exam in such a university? My classmates are all top students and I'm the only weakling!I can't even understand the homework left by the teacher!What the hell is media design! What is 3Dmax and modeling!Wow, I hate Shiliang, why is he like this!

JUN: Uncle, don’t be sad, I’ll help you with your homework

5022

DJ lit an afterthought cigarette, "Say something."

5 minutes later

DJ, "Oh, I forgot you can't talk anymore."