How did Xiao Ming die?

The deskmate was lying on the ground in big characters.

face down.

Normally, I would definitely seize the opportunity to laugh at him.

However, now is not the time.

Those four ice creams are approaching us with the momentum of stealing the bell! !

In this situation, my brain flashed a reminder that your battery is less than 20.00%, so for "Should I leave this wreck A. Run away by myself or B. Run away by myself or C. Run away by myself" A major problem, the best answer is to run away quickly.

But when I realized it, I had already picked up my elder brother and ran under the sunset.

Next to my ear, lying on my shoulder is my elder brother who is still exhaling hotly, "Oh, good boy."

Yes Yes Yes!Thank you for the compliment!

The same deskmate who took the human downwind legs did not forget to do something within his power, such as serving as a navigator for me, "Turn left, turn right, and get into the alley on the right 100 meters ahead!"

Yes Yes Yes!Do as you say!

There is one advantage of me that I don't tell ordinary people, that is, I am physically disabled and strong.

Although I didn't win the school men's basketball championship like Wang Jiang, I didn't have nothing to do with outside school gangsters like Leng Xiaotai, and I didn't have a dozen diamond VIP fitness cards like Qian Duoduo.

However, as a generation who grew up drinking Wangzai milk, I also have nutritional goals every day.

Back then, I was also a hero who had weathered sandstorms and headwinds and rode uphill to make up lessons!I am also the main investor of Zamabu's back row tickets for the three-hour lecture!I am also the winner of the full score of pull-ups, which was obtained by eavesdropping on calculus at the university next door!

So, don't look down on the weak academic masters around you, think about how much perseverance and determination they have to hold their queens for a day?

When I was intoxicated, I looked up, good guy, I ran onto the Beijing-Shenyang Expressway with my brother at the same table on my shoulders!

Don't be surprised why I ran on the highway. Our school was originally built in the corner of the city, trying to be quiet.I bypassed the school and ran along the wide avenue to the toll booth.

The deskmate was very calm, he touched his pocket, "There is no money."

Holy shit!Brother, what do you mean you have the money to pay the toll and let me go on the one-way expressway?

He even asked me shamelessly, "Do you still have any money?"

"No no no no no!" I was angry, "Even if I have me, I'm overloaded! You get the hell out of me! Run by yourself!"

Then my deskmate rolled away.

When he landed, he couldn't stand still due to inertia, and fell into the stick field by the side of the road.

Oh, the cob is corn, not me.

It was too late to say it and then it was too fast, I hurriedly made a backhand, turned around gorgeously, and risked my life to catch him.

Then I fell in too.

The stick had just been watered, and my deskmate and I slipped in the mud nest in a panic.

The ice cream monster didn't stop, and kept moving at a constant speed, approaching us.The raw corn in the cob field was roughly knocked away by them, bounced away, and two of them hit my back, it hurt!

The same table opened the way ahead, and the two of us stumbled along the way.

Later, my 20.00% battery was also used up.

"Stop running! Kill or cut whatever you want!" I gasped holding a corn stalk that was as tall as my head.

"That won't work." My deskmate said, "I can't die."

"Why! I can't afford to be so handsome?" I was angry.

"No." My deskmate actually answered me seriously, "I perish in the world."

"Nonsense!" I slapped my thigh to reason with him, "The king will die in Sheji!"

"The country is still there."

"Only by caring for the common people can the country be prosperous!"

"National Peace and Peace."

"Uneasy!" I hurriedly played, "I! I'm going to be killed!"

My deskmate told me to step down, and immediately went to guard the gate of the country with the emperor.

With a calm face, he moved the haystack beside him to the front right.

I don't know why.

He squatted down, waiting for the ice cream monster to come.

It's funny to say, although being chased by a big monster is scary, but what makes me happy is that the four ice creams are as slow as my Audi double diamond four-wheel drive, and the sound of the engine is made by Nima.

Especially when they flaunt their teeth and claws and dance in white clothes, pretending to be fast.

My deskmate and I squatted to watch this horror blockbuster at a quarter speed, and then I asked him.

"What are you going to do?"

"Burn him."

"Do you have a light?"

I don't smoke, neither does he, I don't have a lighter, and I guess he doesn't either.

He didn't answer, but wiped the dirt on his chin with his wrist.The sun was almost setting at the moment, and the sticky land and the mountains in the distance were reflected in a dark blue.

The dark blue is refracted on his face. I have always liked his profile, the curvature from the chin to the base of the ears.

I didn't know what he was going to do. His left index finger stroked lightly on the ground, and a thin layer of soil stuck to his fingertips.

He stood up and walked to the haystack.

At that moment, it seemed that the pores of my whole body were enlarged, and even the flow of air around me could be clearly felt.

I looked at the back of my deskmate and suddenly became very quiet.I don't know if it's my tinnitus or the audible wind, it's telling me that my deskmate can keep me safe.

For a long time, I have felt that there is a subtle aura around my deskmate. He can see and feel the same as you and me, but he can't see through it.His spiritual world seems to be extremely powerful, causing his reactions to be different from ordinary people every time he encounters a problem.For example, his composure at this time.

Sometimes I really feel that my deskmate is in control of everything and is an extraordinary existence.

Therefore, I seem to be compromising with him when something happens, but it is actually a kind of dependence.

Seeing the monster approaching, I didn't have the slightest intention to run away.

Because my deskmate was standing in front of me.

Suddenly, he said, "Oh my god, I don't have a lighter!"

I:……

Ice cream x4: ...

So, we started running hand in hand again.

Drilled out from the stick field, and rushed into a crop field.

If nothing else, there's a tractor there.

I threw my deskmate into the car and jumped into the driver's seat myself.

It is estimated that the owner of the car did not expect that someone would be so wicked as to drive a tractor to crush his crops, so he did not lock it.

Then the wicked me kicked the accelerator chug chug chug chug chug chug chug.

That's faster than an Audi Twin Diamond [-]WD too!

"Why do you know how to drive a tractor!" My deskmate asked me while holding the front of the car on the back shelf.

"I don't know!" Instinctive instinct.

"Cool!" My deskmate praised me.

"But it's not an option for us to do this. When will they catch up?"

"It has to be done." Said the deskmate.

"How?"

"Burn!"

If I'm not running for my life, I'm going to fuck him first.

"Did you fucking tease me just now? You don't have a lighter to burn a few!" I got angry and scolded him while driving.

He was not angry, and asked me in amazement, "Why do you know how to drive a tractor!"

"I don't know!" I don't even know the gas pedal, and why ask twice!

"Cool!" He praised me again and snapped his fingers.

In an instant, the flames shot up into the sky.

Wu Chao... (Fuck me) whathappened?

"What just happened!" I roared loudly!

"I don't know~" The voice at the same table was melodious.

"Liar, you snapped your fingers just now! You used your hand that wiped the dirt on the ground!"

"I don't know~"

"It's a lie! Then why do you ask the same question twice! It's too blunt to cover up the snap of your fingers!"

"I don't know~"

The fire was burning so badly that the whole stick field was on fire, and the three ice creams that were running slowly melted in an instant.

Another one lingered behind us.

I drove the tractor back to the urban area, and my deskmate was sitting in the back of the car.

chug chug chug chug chug

At this point, there are many kebab stalls on the street.Lao Tong and I ran across this block just now, and now we came back with a tractor.

The eldest brother held half a glass of draft beer and said loudly, "Hey! Look! Isn't this the boy holding hands just now?"

Yes, we are still running in the sunset.

His voice attracted the attention of the whole street to salute us, and they would be happier if they could see the half-melted ice cream monster behind.

You think you are drinking draft beer and chatting, and suddenly a tractor drives past you, a big guy sits on the truck with a solemn face, and behind him is a big ice cream monster that is as slow as a mini four-wheel drive.

This big monster probably uses a high-torque motor. I don’t want to complain about the slowness. I even waited for two traffic lights.

Obeying traffic is everyone's responsibility.

In this situation, I only hope that everyone who imagines this scene will watch it at four times the speed, and then enjoy the thrilling experience.

"Old fellow..."

"kindness?"

"You have to find a way. Look, you didn't sneak Wang Baojun, but walked two streets with ice cream."

My deskmate yawned while grabbing the front shelf of the car.

A fire truck roared by, probably caused by the fire in Bangzidi.

I was startled, and cried and said, "Old Tong, why don't you go to the police uncle. Otherwise, you will be arrested as an arsonist and a car thief."

My deskmate scolded me for being stupid, "Don't say that mother-in-law can't see ice cream, she might arrest you for being mentally ill. At that time, there will be nowhere to run if you want to, so you have to rely on yourself."

He said that I really depend on myself.

We parked the car at a nearby construction site, and he picked up a steel bar and threw it to me, "Go, lure it away yourself, I'll wait for the opportunity to act."

After speaking, he leisurely jumped into the car and sat down.

"Why! Why should I be the bait!" I hugged the wheel and did not let go.

"Hey, run along National Highway 101, I'll set up an ambush in Beijing to save you!"

"Fart, you just want to run away by yourself!"

"It's so obvious! I will reward you for your meritorious service!"

"Don't kick my shoulder!" I hugged the wheel tightly, "What reward!"

"Lamborghini Reventon."

I turned around smartly and went to fight with the big monster.

Alright alright!My name is Shi Ming and your name is Zhen. The king must die, and the minister must die.

I was really moved by the sincere friendship between me and my deskmate.

I rushed forward, and a steel bar slammed on Ice Cream.

With a bang, I was bounced back.The tiger's mouth was probably torn open, and I squinted my eyes in pain.

Fortunately, Ice Cream moved slowly, so I quickly got up and walked around behind him.

Audi double diamond my partner!

Because it's slow, I'm always in attack mode, but I'm always back.

It kept moving towards me at a constant speed, and it was getting dark, and I couldn't even see him clearly.

I turned around and ran back. The house on the construction site was only half built. The moonlight passed through the window and reflected a row of parallelograms on the ground.

Running and running, I suddenly felt a little desperate.Too tired, too sleepy.

The few times I've been chased by it, it's tried to grab my hand, and my wrists and shoulders are burning with mucus.

Suddenly, I stepped on a row of steel bars, my foot slipped and I rolled down the stairs.

I don't know what kind of structure this building is built now. I feel in a daze that I am surrounded by walls and it is very narrow.

Could it be an elevator shaft?

My leg broke and I stood up against the wall.

There was no light around.

What should I do? Can I ask for help?

At this moment, I felt a sense of oppression approaching the door.

The heart-piercing pain touched my shoulders and then slid to my chest, and a force pressed me tightly against the back wall.

I can imagine that I was forced into the narrow well by the big monster and couldn't move.

I took a deep breath, and the surrounding was eerily quiet.

call……

It's not my breath, it's.

I don't know how long we went on like this, I felt the monster was only exhaling but not inhaling.

"shi..."

I dare not speak.

"SHI..."

Its exhalation makes a sharp sound, which feels like shi in Chinese.

The burning pain on the skin made my legs go weak, I couldn't help it, and I finally let out a cry of pain.

"what……"

"SHILIA..."

Boom! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

What?Before I could hear what it said, a louder sound echoed in the well, and the dust raised in front of me made me cough.

"Are you okay?" The voice of my deskmate said.

I silently gave a middle finger below.

After being pulled out by my deskmate, I realized that the deskmate took a few pieces of building materials and threw it down, knocking the big monster unconscious.But didn't he expect that such a narrow space would hit me?

"Why are you so resentful? I saved you."

"I was almost buried!"

"Aren't you all right?"

As I said that, my tablemate poured some white wine into the funeral pit and threw a match.

After parting from his tablemate just now, he went to the roadside store to buy matches and wine. He said that the monster was probably afraid of fire, so he should be killed.

I was injured and wanted to go home first. My deskmate told me not to worry about the tractor and fire, so I really went home and went to bed without any worries.

After taking a bath and applying the medicine, I held the cotton swab stained with iodine in a daze.

I think of a person.

Shi...lia...shi...liang...Shiliang.

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Note: "The Son of Heaven guards the gate of the country, and the king dies at the country" roughly means that the Son of Heaven fights on the front line to protect the country, and lives and dies with the country. Assembling a small racing car as fast as a primary school student, the high-speed motor is fast, and the high-torque motor is slow in a straight line.