How did Xiao Ming die?

Scene1

Hotel corridor.

"stop."

Shiliang stopped.

"You did it on purpose!" Teng Huang pulled Shi Liang back, "You never intended to return my car when you borrowed it!"

"The one on your car is full insurance. If you're not satisfied, I'll give you a better one."

"I don't want it." Teng Huang was unhappy, "I already have feelings."

Ubadbad, you can bully people with a thin waist!

Shiliang patted Tenghuang, "Hey, that car is so ugly, I can't bear to see it hurt the eyes of the world."

"Nonsense!" Teng Huang retorted, "My goddess met me when I was driving this car!"

"Did you meet again later?"

"No."

"Look." Shi Liang said earnestly, "Well, I'll ask Lao Zhen to give you a tractor some other day. Don't underestimate the tractor, it's a powerful tool for seduction. It has a humanized appearance design, and it won't hurt if you park it on the side of the road without locking it. Personal stealing; tailor-made supreme enjoyment, 36 Bibabu stickers for you to choose; personalized shape, strong horsepower, can be transformed into a sports car, tank, and car shock bed anytime, anywhere and other exquisite designs are hidden in it. You Still not excited?"

"No, you said the tractor..."

"Yeah, have you ever seen such a cool tractor?! This is unique and unparalleled. If you don't drive this kind of car, I'm sorry for your exaggerated hairstyle!"

When Teng Huang ascended, he was enlightened and enlightened. Hurry up and call the hotline to order!

Mom was right, those with thin waists are really good people.

Scene2

After the game, the students went to the dining area to have dinner with friends.It was I who went back to the bedroom to sleep on the grounds of being 'too sleepy'.

Didi, the door opened.

Shiliang inserted the key card into the electrical slot, and the lights in the room turned on.

"Why don't you even insert your card. It's dark." Shi Liang walked in and threw the meat buns he bought from the dining room on the table, "Are you hungry?"

The person caught in the roll rolled half a circle, but didn't respond.

Shi Liang didn't even take off his shoes, and climbed onto the bed on his knees, "Don't sleep, you're asleep, I'm bored."

"Don't make trouble." It was I who replied in a daze, stretched out my hand from the quilt, and turned off the dazzling wall lamp.It was dark again in the room, Shiliang was dissatisfied.

"Come play with me. I already bought meat buns for you." Shi Liang grabbed the quilt and wrapped it up, "That's good for you."

"Good." The voice came from under the quilt.

"Please, please~" Shiliang rolled on Shizhen, and it was Zhen who finally lost the battle in front of the cute harassment, sobering up a bit.

"What are you playing?" It was Zhen who rubbed the bridge of his nose and lifted Shi Liang up to it.

Shiliang leaned on my arm, looked at the ceiling, "Let's chat for a while, I'm tired."

"Okay..." It was I who yawned, "So what are you angry about..."

"You still have the face to say it!" Shiliang frowned, and kicked me.This was so sudden that I didn't have any precautions.

"What's wrong with me..." I was wronged.

"I had a dream the day before yesterday! I dreamed that you were pinching that little Chirp in front of me!"

Old Zhen felt bitter, "Did you still take it seriously?"

"It's not over yet!" Shi Liang was indignant, "You still call me lewd and slutty!"

"It's quite lewd..."

"Okay..." Shi Liang couldn't refute, "But you raised Ji Jie by your side, that child is so stupid, who knows if the two of you have done anything shameless in the past four years!"

"No..." Is it because I'm dead?

Shiliang started rolling on Shizhen again, "I don't believe it, you big asshole, that kid's mind is still immature, you don't even let a child go, you beast!"

It was I who held Shiliang down, and pressed his hands and feet into his arms, "Speaking of which, when did you know about Jijue..."

"Last time! The day you were at Leng Xiaotai's house!" Shi Liang struggled, but did not break free, "Sit on you and take off your pants, you idiot!"

I figured it out in a daze, the person who dared to hug me that night was Shi Liang, why did Shi Ming appear the next day!

"Take off your pants?" I grasped the second important point, "The little thing still understands this?"

"Understood! He even said to my face that he wants to possess you! What he doesn't understand!" Shi Liang pushed me away and sat up angrily, "If you don't believe me, let's ask him to come out and confront him face to face!"

"Okay..." It was me scratching at the messy hairstyle, and then I remembered that he hadn't seen Ji Jie for three or four days.

"Why are you a father... don't take it seriously." Shi Liang pulled the suitcase on the ground, "It's here with me."

While complaining, Shi Liang rummaged through the coat pockets of the suitcase.He remembered putting it in this pocket that day.But... eh?

Shiliang turned his head, he looked at me, and it was me looking at him. After three days, the couple finally realized a serious problem.

The child is lost!

Scene3

2201.

After taking a shower, Teng Huang walked out wearing a towel.

Sitting on the bed was a teenager, eating donuts intently.

"How many boxes have you eaten?" Teng Huang wiped his hair and walked to the mirror.

In the mirror, the young man's slender and beautiful back, waist, and further down... Teng Huang's eyes twitched, put on clothes, little ancestor! !

Ever since Tenghuang passed by the downstairs of Liuyue's house that day and hugged his sister Ji, who had fallen in the world, Tenghuang's kidneys have always been hurting.Old Teng is always in pain.

Teng Huang threw the towel on the bed, pulled off his T-shirt and put it on Ji Jie.

"I don't want to wear it!" Ji Jie struggled, and the biscuits were scattered all over the bed.But how could he be Tenghuang's opponent, he was held down after three and two strokes.

Teng Huang pressed Ji Jie's waist with his knees, grabbed his small head and put it on, Ji Jie fluttered for a long time, and compromised.

"Bullying people, Uncle Tenghuang is bad!" Ji Jue was so aggrieved that he sat up and murmured, not forgetting to pick up the biscuit on the bed and stuff it into his mouth.

Teng Huang sighed and continued to blow his hair in front of the mirror.It should be said that Ji Jue has been with Emperor Teng for three days. Although this little ancestor is in a coma mode most of the time, he will suddenly appear in front of your eyes, naked.Very bad for the kidneys.

And the waist is so thin.

"When will you take me to find me?" He chewed.

The hair dryer whirred, and Teng Huang hardly heard what the people around him said.

"Uncle Tenghuang lied, you said you were going to take me to find me!"

Teng Huang turned off the hair dryer and unplugged the wire, "Your parents don't want you anymore, why are you going back?"

He was startled, his eyes widened.

Uncle Teng Huang was badbad, scaring the children, "Don't believe it? Look, did I look for you these two days?"

Tears rolled down his face, "Uncle Teng Huang is a big bad wolf! Kidnapping children! Wow!!!"

The big bad wolf is most afraid of the little white rabbit crying, what will the classmates next door think of this crying!The big bad wolf sat on the edge of the bed with its tail between its legs, wiping away tears and coaxing, "Hey, it's so cool, I'll take you to find me tomorrow, okay?"

"Go now, I want me to beat you!!! Wow!!!"

"Hey, you are my father, you must be sleeping now, we will go to him tomorrow morning, don't cry."

"No!!! Touch your waist, if I beat you!!! Wow!!!"

The big bad wolf withdrew his hand resentfully, and quickly stuffed a handful of Liuwei Dihuang Wan into Ji Jie.This was Teng Huang's last trump card, but he didn't expect the effect to be outstanding.

Xiao Jie lowered her head and picked up the small pill, and immediately stopped crying.Teng Huang wiped Xiao Hualian's eyes and nose with a tissue, and couldn't help but feel emotional again.

I am so lucky.

If Huang Teng is really not a big bad wolf, his first reaction when he picked up the Ji Jie was to give it back to me.But after thinking about it, it's not right, aren't Shizhen and I enemies? !

I am the ultimate boss!

Teng Huang, who has awakened the consciousness of the big boss, finally decided to look like a villain. First of all, it is my treasured sword, Jijue, who is going to take prisoners! !Uh... maybe a prisoner for three days~

Secondly, Teng Huang wanted to help Shi Liang find a new way to return to his body.

"Jiji, are you full?" Teng Huang cleaned up the biscuits on the bed, "Uncle is here to play games with you."

Hearing this, Ji Jue shrank back, "Is it still the game from yesterday?"

"Yeah~ is it fun?"

"It's not fun." Ji Jie shook his head, "It hurts."

"Hey." Teng Huang pretended to be distressed, "This game is my favorite, and he likes to play it with Shiliang the most."

Hearing this, he was shaken.

The big bad wolf raised the corner of his mouth, "If you can't learn it, how can you play with me in the future~"

"Then..." Ji Jie put down the biscuit box, "Alright then."

The big bad wolf grabbed the little rabbit's ankles and carried it over, "Lie down well, don't talk~"

As he spoke, he knelt down on the bed on one knee, with his palms stretched into the T-shirt of Ji Jie.The neurons in different positions on the human body are the soul absorbers, hooking the soul.The reason why souls are difficult to replace is that each person's soul is different, and the configuration of the corresponding body is also different.What Teng Huang was doing was to find out the structure of neurons in Shi Liang's body.Even if Shiliang's temporary soul energy is not enough to support the physical body for a long time, a short-term return is still possible.

"Ah..." Ji Jie trembled slightly, pinching the quilt involuntarily.

"Don't move." Teng Huang pressed Ji Jie's shoulder, and slid his palm to the side of his neck.

The touch from Teng Huang's palm made Ji Jie feel numb, itchy, and painful, like a big spider!The unbearable pain caused his legs to kick around on the bed. In order not to affect his judgment, Teng Huang simply straddled Ji Jie and restrained his whole body.

Ji Jie wanted to push Teng Huang away, but placed his weak hands on Teng Huang's thighs.

"It hurts." Ji opened and closed his lips, struggling to squeeze out a word, it hurt so much, his neck was red.

Teng Huang looked at Ji Jie's moist eye sockets, and couldn't help but soften his heart.Ji Jie took the opportunity to struggle away, turning over to crawl away.

Almost instinctively, Teng Huang immediately reached out and grabbed Ji Jie's waist, dragging him back.

Fuck, it's hard.

Ji Jie was naked, with his back to Emperor Teng.Teng Huang looked at the trembling shoulders, at the slender waist pinched by his hands, and at the buttocks aimed at his crotch.

'Damn', he couldn't help smiling wryly, 'I'm such a big bad wolf. '

The author has something to say:

Big Teng Wolf: Be good, little rabbit, open your legs and lift your butt, uncle wants to come in

Little Rabbit: I won’t open it, I won’t open it, I won’t wear a condom, you are so bad~

I: I didn't see it

Mengmeng: I didn't expect you to be this kind of queen