How did Xiao Ming die?

To celebrate, I went to a restaurant with my deskmate.

In his words, I need to thank him for his one-and-a-half-year training, which is my request.

I disagree.

He actually talked about the data, and arranged my grades from the second half of the second half of the second year of high school when he was at the same table to the college entrance examination. He also specifically pointed out that the college entrance examination has shown exponential growth since the [-]th day.

I disagree!

I said it was the result of my personal labor.

He is actually plausible!

"But I don't have any money," he said.

I took it.

There is a new Sichuan restaurant opened at the gate of the school. The spicy food is so refreshing that I don't want it.

My tablemate held the crab leg in one hand, his lips were red and swollen from the heat, "Where are you going to report it?"

"Which girl has more girls, I'll apply for it. As long as your brother and I are divided, I don't want to choose college?"

"Virtue. Then the aviation academy in our city is all stewardesses."

"That can't be, I want to see Dayingzi." (Dialect, Dayingzi is a big city.)

"Then what do you want to learn?"

"I want to do art!"

"I remember you wanted to study architecture and be a designer?"

"Changed, I want to study media and become a superstructure designer!"

"..."

Satisfied with food and drink, the two of us lazily ate in the square.

"By the way, last time you said that someone was watching you, what about now?" He asked me.

"I suspect that there is an uncle on the second floor of the building opposite my house who is spying on me."

"That's surveillance."

"I stuck a small piece of paper on the door when I went out yesterday."

"So what?"

"I wrote "HihowareU" on a piece of paper..."

"So...?"

"Then I put this piece of paper at a distance of 1.7 meters, [-] centimeters and [-] millimeters from the ground."

"Autoplay."

"Then after I went home last night, I saw that someone replied on the piece of paper, "Iamfine, 3QU, andU?" "...This is not the most exciting thing. I noticed that the piece of paper was put back at 1732 mm by the big brother who invaded my room! It means that this big brother noticed a note under the door when he entered my room. He After replying, I put it back, it’s not bad at all! It’s so cool! This is a professional agent! Professional!”

"Why are you so happy, people might want your life."

"NONONO, that's impossible, you see he still asked me andU, he killed me, who replied Iamfine, too!"

It was my elder brother who ignored me.

Later, I answered a phone call from Qian Duoduo.

Brother Qian said that the results of the college entrance examination made him lose all hope, so he decided to drink to soothe his sorrows in the small villa at Dongshantou, and have fun with wine and songs, and called the brothers together.

I said, you old man, this is not all hope of despair, this is a gathering of all thoughts.

There were crackling mouse and keyboard sounds on the phone, probably Wang Jiang and the others were masturbating. (LOL League of Legends game)

As soon as I thought that Wang Jiang and Xiao Yao would definitely be there, I suddenly remembered that Wang Jiang and I were at the same table not very good at dealing with this matter.

"I'm here too."

"Call me, call me! Call my brother!"

As soon as Qian Duoduo finished speaking, I heard Wang Jiang yelling displeasedly on the phone, "Let me die!"

I happened to put the phone on the phone at that time so that my deskmate could hear it too.

It turned out that Wang Jiang's voice happened to be heard.

Hearing the sound, my deskmate turned around, he leaned slightly to face the phone, and said softly, "Are you sure?"

"...Fuck!!!" General Wang mumbled for two seconds and cursed angrily.

Then I heard Xiao Yao laughing wildly without fear of death, and the sound of General Wang throwing his earphones on the keyboard.

My deskmate was quite happy, with both hands in his pockets, just let me hold up the phone, and he started chatting with Qian Duoduo who was opposite him.

Qian Duoduo asked him, "Last time you asked me to modify that thing for you. I finished it and put it in the garage here in Dongshan. You just came over to pick it up. Take it away, I don't want to see it again gone."

My deskmate glanced at me meaningfully, and said with a smile, "Okay."

"Send a car to pick you up?"

"No need, just take a taxi..."

I hurriedly grabbed the hem of Zhenzhen's clothes and mouthed to him, "I've run out of money."

I understood it, so I changed my words, "You should come and pick me up. We are in Xincheng Square."

After hanging up the phone, I asked curiously, "What kind of enmity do you have with the general?"

He began to cliché again, "The chaos brought about by ignorance is sometimes easier to bear than the chaos brought about by knowledge."

"Fuck off," I cursed, "Don't fool me with your words. What's the matter with you two?"

He continued with the posture of Amitabha Buddha, "I don't care about it, the main thing is that I worry that the king will be shy."

"Ah?" I was confused, "Why is he so shy? Could it be that he likes you and became angry when you rejected him?"

My deskmate suddenly had a WTF expression, he obviously didn't expect me to have such a big brain.

He shook his head and denied it, "No, no, I have never gotten along with him since the first year of high school. Besides, we are both men."

"What's wrong with the man..." I was actually a little angry.

"Well, General Wang is a straight man."

"It means you don't?"

"I'm not."

My deskmate suddenly came out of the closet with a face of indifference, and I was excited at the time, "Really?!"

"Yes, I'm curvy."

"How curved?!"

"180 degrees."

At this time the car arrived, and my deskmate walked leisurely towards the car.

Just leave me alone, dumbfounded, 180 degrees... wait!

"You're making fun of me!! 180 degrees is not fucking straight!!"

Later in the car, I fell asleep.

The humming sound in the carriage gradually disappeared, and the scene before my eyes brightened.

I know I'm dreaming, but I still look at the scene in front of me with great interest.

Here is the teaching building.

I was standing on the first floor of the teaching building, and there was a lot of noise upstairs.

Is there a big break?

I went up the stairs, and people kept coming down the stairs.

When I got to the third floor, I found that there were many people gathered here.

The school stick shouted loudly to disperse the crowd, "Go back to class! Don't swarm here! A bunch of big bald guys! Where's the head teacher? Drive these little piggies back to the pen!"

One after another, some students obediently returned to the circle, but the scene was still a mess.

I have been standing at the stairs watching this scene, with a trace of sadness in my heart.

Same as last time, I went back to the day when Li Ming fell from the building.

In the crowd, I didn't see myself, but I found that Leng Xiaotai had been standing in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows looking at the snow, and my deskmate was still squatting in front of the railing of the open-air corridor.

The flow of people gradually dispersed, and Leng Xiaotai took advantage of the chaos to squeeze into the corridor.He said to my deskmate, "Aren't you sleeping in class..."

My deskmate didn't look at him, but he actually smiled, "This is murder."

This line is too familiar.

Leng Xiaotai nodded, boldly took a few more steps, lowered his head, and stared at the corpse on the snow.

This perspective is exactly the same as in my earliest fantasy.

Could it be that in the previous illusion, I reproduced all this from the perspective of Leng Xiaotai? !

Several teachers rushed to try to protect the scene and do the final evacuation.Leng Xiaotai turned around and left with the flow of people, and the squatting deskmate also tried to stand up.

At this time, there were footsteps coming towards us, and a figure appeared in my sight.

Is it me? !

I looked at the one who was squatting, and then at the one who was walking.

Two are me! ?

The squatting one was wearing a small casual suit, while the walking one was wearing a large loose sweater, a pair of black-rimmed glasses, a pair of earphones around his neck, and a water glass in his hand.

Oooo!

I suddenly remembered!

When everyone went to watch the crime scene, my deskmate was sleeping on the table with earphones on, wearing this big sweater!And then I went to the rooftop, and the person who squatted and said to me "this is murder" was wearing a small suit!

I remember that I was still a little surprised and said to the little suit, "Aren't you sleeping in class..."

It turns out that in the last illusion, the small suit and the big sweater are not the same person at all!

Because I was so shocked that time, I ignored the details of the dress!

I guessed that the big sweater was my adult at the same table, and the small suit should be the man who showed off his wealth.

My tablemate didn't even look at the man who showed off his wealth, he just ignored him and went to the water dispenser to get some water.

The man who showed off his wealth ignored my deskmate, walked down the corridor, and passed my deskmate.

.. ......

Pants down show me this!

Can you two not see each other? !Finally, these two surprisingly similar people met, and it was over without anything happening? !

I almost want to send brain platinum to the screenwriter.

At that time, I was so angry that I woke up as soon as I slapped my thigh.

When I opened my eyes, I was facing the terrified face of my deskmate.

I took a look, I have come out of the dream, sitting in the rear driver's seat.My deskmate was changing songs with his mobile phone, and was startled by the sudden slapping of my legs.

Mainly because, I took pictures of his thighs.

"Then what... I had a dream."

"Oh……"

When they arrived at the villa, General Wang had already left, only Xiao Yao Qian Duoduo and a few cheating friends who usually masturbate together.

I said to my deskmate, "Look! General Wang heard that you were coming, so he left! What did you do to him?"

My tablemate laughed without saying a word, strolled in the courtyard, and wandered all the way to the back mountain.

He suddenly threw me a key.

I caught it with both hands, "What is this?"

"Last time, I said I would reward your Ravington."

"..." Five seconds later, I, "Whatthefuck?"

I remember the last time I was chased by a big ice cream monster, and my deskmate said that there is a reward for the escort.

But!Tens of millions of Lamborghini Reventons!

What about you?Would you buy a tens of millions of sports cars for your deskmate?

This is not a question of money or not, it is a question of more money and less money!

After thinking about it, there are indeed doubts about the family background of my deskmate.

I know his custody is with one of his older brothers.My parents never heard him mention it.The food and clothing I usually wear are quite tasteful, but not extravagant.I have also been to his house. The 120-square-meter ordinary community has simple but stylish decoration.

Could it be the legendary hermit hiding in the city? !Invisible rich? !

I grabbed his hand and put the key in his palm, "I was asked to accept this car at the beginning, but I actually refused. Because you can't let me accept it, I will accept it immediately. First, I never know You are actually a local tyrant, because this is likely to be fake, with special effects added!"

"Then you fucking let go!"

"No!! This is given to me by my deskmate Oppa!!"

I grabbed the shoulder of my eldest brother and praised him, I said, "My sweetheart, my sweetheart, hurry up, hurry up, take me to see my beloved car!"

In fact, I'm not the kind of person who likes to take advantage. You said such a big gift, can I just accept it with an old face?

No!

That's not my personality!

To be a man, we must know how to reciprocate.

I can promise it with my body!