How did Xiao Ming die?

I know my deskmate too well, two words, pit ratio, three words, big pit ratio.

Focus on forced pretense for 18 years.

how do I say this?

Let's just say he is a bit willful.

Although he has the aura of you fools (meng) all day long, but occasionally he will get involved in the circle of fools. In his words, he is studying human beings.

That's like saying that you often go to the countryside to check a job and regularly check and accept the achievements of human development.

Let's say he is willful, because he is not fully aware of the objective fact that he is a small body, and he is lazy.

When he was happy, he acted like a dead man and pretended to be aggressive.

Forced to pretend that he couldn't continue, so he threw himself clean and asked the people around him to help him clean up the mess.Afterwards, he also commented with an expression on his face after the inspection, "A group of passionate animals."

How annoying do you think he is? !

For example, because he has 3D vertigo and can't play online games, so he can't understand when we discuss games, and then I am very unhappy.

There is no way, once I lent him my very awesome account, and then the few of us with a lot of money took him to brush the copy.guess what?

This big brother doesn't know how to play by himself, and he just joins in the fun. He runs around the map when he wants to see. There are a few big monsters that we can't drive and don't let him touch them. He also hacked his teammates with an own goal, in short, the team was wiped out.

Is it a pit ratio? !

For another example, let’s talk about the ice cream monster last time. He moved the haystack to fight. I thought he had some clever tricks, but when he was about to kick the door, he suddenly said that he didn’t bring a lighter. In the end, I sacrificed myself to kill the big monster.right?

Let's talk about the hero saving the beauty, Leng Xiaotai guessed that the cerebral cortex was excited due to excessive hormone secretion, and the excessive nympho caused him to ignore a few points.

First of all, although my deskmate might seem like a good fighter, he has no physical strength.Leng Xiaotai said that he played for 5 minutes. I think the scene at that time should be like this.

I have seen the outfit that my tablemate wore when it entered the winter, and I have never seen a man who is so afraid of the cold.

Wearing two down jackets and a down vest, hats, gloves, masks and scarves are fully armed, and the whole person looks like a ball.

Fighting with others just like him?It would be nice if he could lift his leg up.

It was really cold that day, Leng Xiaotai was blocked in the alley, and then Qiu Zhen walked over in a daze and kicked.

This kick was indeed more intimidating, and it jumped the people on the opposite side.

Based on my understanding of my tablemate, his physical strength can last at most one minute and 36 seconds, and when he loses strength, he will stand aside, and after he has finished stabbing the basket, he will start to make a fool of the small table.

Leng Xiaotai is so rare that my deskmate is so rare, how can someone hurt my deskmate's finger?

Naturally, he didn't care about avoiding Yang Zao's taboo, so he went straight up and started working.

I can still trust Leng Xiaotai's strength, those few people combined may not be his opponent.

And for the next three minutes and 24 seconds, Qiu Zhen probably stood by and watched the show, wearing his big gloves and clapping his hands, making two puffs, cheering Leng Xiaotai up or something.

When I asked, it really was.

Leng Xiaotai patted the table, "That's right! I can make them touch my wife?! I was in a hurry at that time, I have to do it no matter whether my hands are cold or not!"

"Enn." I looked like I knew everything, and started to roast the garlic, "So when the criticism was announced at the conference, did you also criticize you?"

"That's right, I made a big mistake..." When Leng Xiaotai said this, he didn't realize that he was cheated at all, and he didn't feel sad at all, he just waited eagerly for the roasted garlic in my hand.

"That is to say, it's not that I want to save you. You see, you are involved in this matter in the end, and a king is also involved."

"Hahahahaha." He laughed, which sounded nice.

I think Leng Xiaotai may know everything.

Eating and drinking, and then the topic came back to me.

I couldn't help it, so I asked him, "Do you know why the relationship between Wang Jiang and I is so bad?"

"Oh, that's because..." He was about to answer me when his phone rang suddenly.

Ding dong, it's a button.

He smiled imperceptibly at the screen, and then replied to me while replying to the message, "Sometimes people are like this. Some people you have almost no contact with him, but you just don't like them."

"It's not that simple..." I ate it self-sufficiently, "Besides, both of them are so good at acting, so it stands to reason that they should be more compatible."

"The forced frequency is different." He still stared at the screen and answered me.

I like this answer, and I laughed out loud.But it's just me laughing, it's boring.

He was still busy buttoning his phone, carrying on our conversation intermittently.

He said, "At first it was because of a bowl of sliced ​​noodles, you two. During the military training, the instructors in your class were not very strict. We all let go in advance and rushed to the cafeteria to eat, but you still have to stand and straddle."

"Well, yes, a nightmare." I replied.

After typing a string of words, he put down his phone and started to eat beans, "Then... when you disbanded, the cafeteria was almost completely ransacked. Then General Wang must have spent a lot of effort to line up in the knife-sliced ​​noodle line and buy a bowl Sliced ​​noodles."

Well, the noodle boy in our school cafeteria is a very handsome boy from the Hui nationality, and the queue is always long every time.

"And then?" I said.

"Let me be the one to pour it down."

"What?" Was my deskmate joking, "Why?"

"Uh... I still heard about this matter from your class Xueshen. At that time, he and Shizhen had a good relationship. After the military training was over, they ate together at the same table. The king happened to be sitting at the table next to them. After that, the king It should be that I took away the vinegar from my table without saying hello, and I felt that my existence was ignored."

"Is my deskmate a primary school student? So childish."

"Hey, I'm in the late stage of Secondary Disease, I'm too self-aware."

I nodded and continued, "But the general is not right. At least say something about my classmate, I'm jealous!"

"Him?" Leng Xiaotai explained, "The two of them trained in the same platoon, and the general Wang was the small platoon leader of that platoon. It was I who didn't obey orders, so the general Wang thought I was not pleasing to the eye."

"Okay, I understand. Then?"

"Then, when General Wang ate half of his meal, he suddenly wanted to drink Coke, so he got up and went to buy Coke. But you know that Coke also needs to be queued up, and General Wang went there for a long time and didn't come back. I thought that General Wang had finished eating, and I thought that General Wang Especially lacking in quality, he didn't send the bowls and chopsticks to the canteen's closing counter after eating. Then he poured out the half of Wang Jiang's remaining bowl and sent them to the closing counter together. As a result..."

"As a result... Wang Jiang came back with a Coke and saw this scene."

"correct."

"What a fantastic misunderstanding."

"correct."

I was about to be blinded by these two naive ghosts, and complained, "I can't, why do I feel that the king is full of hatred, that's all?"

"No, no, there is a follow-up!" Leng Xiaotai was particularly excited, "There is also the famous horse urine incident."

"Horse urine?" I was shocked when I heard the words, and immediately sat up straight.I remember that horse urine was mentioned last time, Xiao Yao and Qian Duoduo sprayed it, and General Wang smiled strangely.

Absolutely!

Ding dong.Leng Xiaotai's cell phone rang again.

He was busy picking up his mobile phone to read the message, and I urged, "Say it, talk it, talk it!"

"No, no, no." He suddenly changed his attitude 180°, "I can't say it, I can't say it."

"Why? You were quite excited just now!" I was so disappointed.

"NONONO, I want to protect my daughter-in-law's integrity!"

"...It's okay, God will teach him how to forgive you."

"NONONO, even if he is a ghost, he will never let me go!"

"...It's okay, he can't beat you."

"That's right, then I'll tell you secretly!"

Hello! ! !The protection I just said is my moral integrity!

At that time, I had a premonition that I would not be able to protect the late festival, but what I heard later surprised me!

Well, I wasn't wearing glasses that day.

Here's the thing.

After the military training, our school has a welcome party in mid-September.

This party is quite grand, and the lighting engineers are invited to the top level.

I remember that our grade group performed a street dance, which was very popular in the pre-selection and was arranged as the finale.

The school specially sent professional teachers to help us choreograph, and the Shuaibi who we danced in the whole session were forcibly taken away. I remember Leng Xiaotai Wang Jiangqian and Lao Xiao.

It was I who strongly refused at first, but later I was dragged to take my place because of temporary business.

After the performance ended successfully, the entire student union and performers went to have dinner on the barbecue street at the east gate of the school that night.

Then there is a moth.

During the dance practice, what the king thinks is why I don't like it.

During the dinner party that day, General Wang got drunk because he was too strong to drink, so he complained to Xiao Yao how much he bothered me.

Old Xiao is extremely wretched, he is uneasy about his good intentions, but he came up with a bad idea, saying that there is a piece of land not far from the school, where a family lives (the one where I stole the tractor), and how many horses are there? , you go to pick up some horse urine, and give him a drink bottle as you speak.

The king general, who drank so much, walked away with a drink bottle in his hands.

Here in the Northeast, although it is said that minors do not drink alcohol, in fact, sometimes they drink a little to create an atmosphere.

Wang Jiang has a particularly easy-to-drunk physique, and it's the first time he drinks, so he gets high if he drinks too much. In fact, he doesn't drink much.

My deskmate has been sitting there eating quietly, and he is very unsocial. He said that he is still underage, and he is the only one at the table drinking drinks.

Later, when the king came back, he secretly added a few drops of horse urine to a glass of draft beer, and then insisted on drinking with me.

Naturally, my tablemate drank it.

"You mean, my deskmate drank horse urine?" I lay down on the table and stared at Leng Xiaotai.

"Yes." He leaned on the table and stared at me.

"It's me is watching U."

"Don't do that, I'm so scared."

Oh my god, my reaction at the time was, God can't save you Leng Xiaotai, you actually told me such a shameful thing for me.

I can even recall that time when I was drinking at my house, he commented indifferently that beer was like horse urine, and I complained that he had drunk horse urine before, just talking nonsense.ah!It turned out that it was my poor little boy who was bullied by others, and it made me feel bad!

"Then what? What was my tablemate's reaction?"

"It was just a few drops of horse urine, and he didn't drink much. But then Xiao Yao couldn't hold back his laughter, and everyone at our table knew that I just drank horse urine."

"My tablemate exploded?"

"No, no, my daughter-in-law didn't react at the time, so she calmly put down the wine glass and continued to eat his fried rice quietly."

"What? What constellation is he from?"

"Scorpio."

Ok……

Scorpio, bear with it, wait until you get the chance to kill you.

Then there will be the Battle of Yueyang in October, and it was I who let the king take the blame.

But no matter what I think, it doesn't feel right.

In theory, I feel that my deskmate is more wronged.But why judging from the current battle situation, the king hates my tablemate to the bone, but my tablemate is chatting and laughing leisurely with the king general, and looks like a winner?

Therefore, the brawl after the battle in Yueyang was absolutely impossible to be so simple.

My deskmate definitely won a big one when there was no sound!