How did Xiao Ming die?

It's my clothes that smell of milk.

Because he uses Johnson & Johnson.

I once asked him why he needed baby-like care so much, he just said that he was used to it and didn't want to change it.

Everything he's used, from body wash to shampoo to body lotion, t-shirt or coat smacks of the Johnson & Johnson scent.

I also like to smell it.

In his clothes, I huddled in the corner of the sofa.

His blue and white coat had a big hood, and I buttoned it up, tucking my chin in the collar and looking at him with only one pair of eyes.

It was I who finished the last piece of pizza, picked up a shopping bag on the ground, and went to the bathroom to change.

He was still very satisfied with the clothes I chose, for example, he looked in a good mood after he walked out of the bathroom, and even took the initiative to ask me out for a walk.

"Where are you going?" I muttered behind my collar, my voice muffled.

"Where is this?"

"Egypt, Luxor."

"Let's go, Valley of the Kings."

I sighed softly and stood up to follow him.

He told me to take the room card and went out on my own.

On the other side of Luxor is Thebes, the capital of ancient Egypt.

During the New Kingdom, the pharaohs chose to build the majestic imperial tombs in a limestone canyon not far away.

All the way he was talking to me about Howard.Carter, in fact, has nothing to talk about, just say that this is a stubborn old man.

When I told him, there was a saying that really moved me.

What did he ask.

I cleared my throat and said suddenly in my broadcast voice, "Howard Carter was not honored in England or Egypt for his special achievements while he was alive. His funeral was not well attended. But Tutankhamun His tomb is the most famous archaeological discovery ever made."

Note that I just spoke English.

My tablemate laughed lightly, and commented, "Master Shi Ming, you don't have a BBC broadcast accent. If you don't understand English, you think you're broadcasting gossipgirl (Gossip Girl)!"

As he spoke, he pinched his throat and imitated the opening title of gossipgirl, "Gossipgirl here, youroneandonlysourceintothescandalouslifeofManhattan'selites."

"Hahahahahaha seems like it." I laughed, "Isn't this a superpower?"

"No." He resumed his signature dick face just now.

Okay, okay, I admit that I turned the lines of a good documentary into an American youth idol drama.

But my tablemate's false voice is so fake, I can't help but think of what he seems to be... Oh yes, CV.

I asked him, "What, I watched Cherry Xiaomei's big movie."

With a juice straw in his mouth, he responded very calmly, "Oh."

"You deserve the male lead! Hey, why are you spraying? Hurry up and wipe it off."

"Wipe..." He took the tissue from me and cursed in a low voice.

I took advantage of the victory and pursued, "I'm not big, your crying is really good!"

He lowered his head and wiped the juice.

I was aggressive, "I counted, the groans when I was sealed by the Great Demon King lasted a total of one minute and 16 seconds."

He turned the paper over and continued to wipe the juice with his head down.

I have the chance to win, "Oh yes, your club is called Moon Voice Dubbing Club, right? I added it to Bilibili's special collection, and I will look for you one by one from tonight."

He silently took out his phone, opened the watch list, selected "Wanli", turned to my Weibo, and removed the follower.

"It's too cruel!" I protested!

The protest was ineffective, and he added me to the blacklist again.

"Friendship?!?!"

"Ha ha."

After messing with my friend, I couldn't be happy anymore, so I had to follow behind to see where he was going.

Because I asked him, he ignored me.

I thought he would go to Tutankhamun's tomb, after all, it is the only pharaoh's tomb that has not been looted.

But he didn't, he went to the tomb of Ramses II.

He was fascinated by the exquisite murals, and I couldn't understand them, so I walked along the wall to see the flowers.

To understand this type of ancient art, it is extremely important to understand as much as possible the worldview of the aristocracy.Unfortunately, I don't know much about ancient Egypt.

The impression is that when I was in the sixth grade of elementary school, I found a book with the Eye of Horus on the cover in my dad's bookcase.

If the book had a profound impact on me at that time, I think it was probably the ancients’ obsession with genitals that slapped me hard and slapped my pacifier away.

I still remember that year, I opened the book devoutly with a heart of seeking knowledge, and then I found that Anubis spliced ​​the 13-yuan corpse of Osiris to revive it, except that the genitals were missing.No way, Osiris' wife found a piece of wood and carved a genital, and then... Horus was born.When Horus grew up, he avenged his father and asked his second uncle to tear him down. Good guy, he grabbed his uncle's thigh and pulled his second uncle's genitals off... and so on. Quietly be a pious elementary school student.

That night, I was so overwhelmed by this great book involving the analysis report of family conflicts in management, military science, social psychology and correct fighting skills that I could not fall asleep for a long time.

I started masturbating the next day.

Yes, my enlightenment education was a book of Egyptian mythology.

Looking at my brother's pious side face, I really couldn't bear to tell him such a dirty side of me, so I stood beside him as quietly as a chicken, waiting for him to finish his piousness.

His gaze was indescribable, and he said softly after a while, "Mengmeng, have you read a book about the Eye of Horus?"

"..."

"I read one when I was in sixth grade," he said again.

I answered with emotion, "What is the origin of the ancient Egyptians' worship of male genitals?"

After listening to it, he said calmly, "Since then, I can play with a sense of mission when flying."

"..."

My brother, you are OOC.

"You are amazing, you have a holy light when you masturbate." I joked.

He was in high spirits, feeling that he had reached the climax of his daily routine again, "It must be honored. In nature, do you know what is the origin of order that affects the operation of the biosphere?"

"Survive?"

"No."

"Breeding?"

"Not completely, it's genetic inheritance! That's why so many animals have suicidal behaviors, and many of them can be classified as maternal behaviors. In order to keep their children alive, or to pass on their genes better, they How great it is to choose self-destruction!"

"Yes," I said, "and some birds, in order to maximize the reproduction of the whole population, they choose to give up the good bushes to those who have experienced the same kind, while they live in vulnerable woods far from water. middle."

"Not only that, but the begging behavior of young birds can also illustrate this point. The loudness of the begging sound of young birds is the standard for parents to weigh the distribution of food. So in order to make themselves grow stronger, why don't young birds call twice more? Because it will affect his brothers not to eat enough. So they only hoot loudly when they are hungry."

I agreed, adding, "It's far more important to a species to successfully perpetuate their genes than to reproduce themselves. It's hard for me to imagine that rudimentary creatures understand this."

"That's the wisdom of nature." He handed me the juice in his hand, and snapped his fingers in front of the wall carved with text, as if the wall behind him was the PPT of his next presentation.

He said, "It is undeniable that, looking at nature, reproduction has its indelible ecological mission. Or it should be said to be great and sacred. Most creatures, from birth to death, the main theme of their daily busyness is gene continuation .That is the knowledge that nature endowed them, but human beings are different."

I held his juice in my hand, wondering if I could take a sip.

He continued, "Reproductive love, straight male cancer, DINK, more and more words like this appear in this society. Because human beings are different, human beings have their own intelligence. They think more and pursue more. They Constrained by gods, liberated by wisdom, spurred by faith. They have been chaotic, civilized, dark, repeating the same mistakes but never destroyed. This is very cute."

I don't understand, "Since you love...uh... love humans so much, and recognize their wisdom, why do you say that the chaos of ignorance is easier to bear than the chaos of knowledge?"

He suddenly smiled, "I admit that human beings have intelligence, but wisdom is still too shallow. Chaos is a heavy ball that weighs on people, but chaos has thorns. Knowledge frees people from chaos, but lack of virtue makes people Knowledge becomes a tool for human beings to act recklessly, which leads to chaos. It is understandable to pursue individual freedom, but too many people are arrogant and have no awe. Emile Durkheim proposed the double nature of human beings. From From the secular level to the sacred level, people need faith to help them climb. People need to have faith, and faith here is not the same as religion. Many people choose to meditate or go to nature. Whether you are an atheist or a religious person, as long as If you are in awe, you will feel that lying will cause trouble for yourself, and hurting others will bring punishment. You will not climb up the tree one by one when viewing cherry blossoms. In the hearts of those arrogant people, their subjective consciousness Too strong to feel like when you stand in front of a tree, that tree is also standing looking at you."

I finally made up my mind and took a sip of his juice, "I see, the subject of your sentence about the chaos of knowledge is yourself, right? You want to say that the chaos of human beings is hard for you to bear?"

He nodded and shook his head again, "Human beings will also be punished by chaos, so they developed their own ethics."

"What about you? How unbearable is it?"

"Sleepy."

"Then do you despise us?"

"When you use the word us instead of me, you have already answered this question for me. Let me also tell you something that touched me once. Compared with other creatures, you think that a defenseless mammal like human beings is actually Resisting the invasion of bacteria, mastodon, ice and snow, and scorching heat, and finally becoming the master of all things, what methods and methods did they use to do this? This is definitely not something that one person can do alone. Human beings liberate themselves, pursue personal will, At the same time, they transcend themselves and pursue a world of great harmony. Human beings and nature are not opposed, and human beings should not be arrogant. They are intelligent, but small, so they unite."

"Oh." I nodded. This sentence came from Van Loon's "Human Liberation", the one he read in high school.

"My brother, are you human?"

He looks up at me.

"Uh..." I also felt that my question was inappropriate, so I changed the question again, "How old are you this year?"

He snatched the glass of juice, "I'm eighteen."

The author has something to say:

Mingming: Zhenzhen, tell me clearly, can you still do this?It's too difficult to have sex with you, I'll finish physics and biology!

Zhenzhen: Complementary sex science?

Mingming: ...