How did Xiao Ming die?

Stop at the red light, I froze at the intersection.

The green light is OK, I step up to the zebra crossing.

His house is on this side of the road, mine is on the other side of the road, and he actually followed me across the road.

"My brother and I had a fight, and now we are in runaway mode."

"It's time to turn off..." I kept my eyes on, calmly, and walked home quickly, "Or find you, Brother Xuan."

"Fail to contact……"

"Then back to Nibrossa."

"I do not want……"

"Don't you still have Leng Xiaotai? He definitely welcomes you with both hands and feet!"

It was I who heard the words, and actually curled my lips and made a disgusted expression.

In this way, he followed me all the way to the downstairs of my house.

Just as I was picking out the key to open the door, he muttered nonchalantly behind me, "Shi Ming...you're losing your temper..."

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!He finally found it! ! ! ! ! ! !

And what's the matter with his childish voice, what's a petty temper, can you be more soft!

Of course, for such a calm person like me, although my heart is full of drums and firecrackers, on the surface, my reaction is still very handsome, cool and domineering.

I opened the door and decided to give him a chance, "It's me..."

"kindness?"

"Are you too lazy to tell me, or do you have a reason?"

"Too lazy to say..."

"..." No more chance.

I turned around, leaned against the door, and squinted at him, "Are you sure you want to live in my house?"

Before he could react, I suddenly reached out and touched his face.Breathing, I leaned over sharply and stopped just a punch away from his face.

I captured the moment when his pupils opened and closed, and I am very satisfied.

I bent the corner of my mouth and touched his face, "Go away, baby~"

Then I opened the door and quickly withdrew from his sight.

Won!

When I entered the house, I was in a good mood.After changing my shoes, I went straight to the kitchen.

I was very interested, and I planned to do something special, and I turned out the crabs and shrimps that were pressed at the bottom of the refrigerator before.

I am a person who loves life very much. After the old man returned to the West, my mother was not at home all year round.Not only did it not let me develop an instant noodle physique, but on the contrary, I developed a good cooking skill.

Cooking is so fucking fun!

After working for about two hours, the dining table is full of my artworks.

This is life. I happily added food and sat at the dining table with chopsticks.

What should I eat first?Try the fried shrimp first~

I stretched out my chopsticks, and when I was about to pick up the biggest shrimp on the top of the plate, one hand suddenly pinched the tail of the shrimp and took the shrimp away.

"You are so good at cooking... I really don't know." It was I who walked to the kitchen with half a prawn in my mouth and got myself bowls and chopsticks.

You are so welcome.

etc!How did you get in here!

He looked at me dumbfounded, and laughed out loud, "You know, it's not too difficult for me to come in..."

Yes, you have superpowers.

He sat down opposite me, put his hands on the back of his neck and stretched his neck and shoulders, "Wow~ But, I use this kind of power, and the cost performance is not high."

Well, the TV screen suddenly interrupted the news of the magnitude 5.4 earthquake in Chile an hour ago.

He yawned again, "But this time it's okay, I'll be fine after two hours of sleep."

I immediately dropped my chopsticks and rushed into my bedroom.Cave special!My bed is hot!

He slept in my bedroom for two hours, and I was happily cooking for him in the kitchen!

Lost.

I stuck my chopsticks vertically into the rice, kicked my arms and legs, and stopped eating.

He doesn't care if I'm protesting or not, Shameless has eaten two big bowls and is eating crabs right now.

"Did I owe you in my previous life?" I thought deeply about this question.

"All mankind owes me." He sucked the crab leg.

"But aren't you usually polite? You always say thank you when you buy things and pick up the express delivery. Why don't you pay attention to this when you arrive at my place? Why are you never polite to me!"

"What are you being polite to?"

"You'd better be polite to me!"

He glanced up at me, raised the crab leg in his hand, "Thank you Ang."

Shit, I got goosebumps all over my body.

"Are you really going to stay at my house tonight?" I stared at the dishes on the table, wondering whether I should eat or not.

"That's right." He said bluntly, "Why, you still have to pay for sleeping?"

I was happy, and I said of course, Lord Zhen, a piece of gossip is worth 500 yuan, and I have to make up [-] yuan to spend the night at my house tonight.

While wiping the oil from his hands, he was thinking about how to eat the biggest shrimp crawler, "Oh, so you're mad at this. I'll tell you, what do you want to know?"

I thought about it for a long time, and found that I didn't know too much, so I simply asked him, "Then tell me the most exciting and important news you know!"

"Oh oh oh." He nodded without falling, and said casually, "It's Rong who likes Xuan."

I fucking regret taking a sip of water and spitting it all out, "I don't want to know this! I don't want to know this at all! Can you be serious!"

"Oh oh oh." He followed the teachings. "According to the first law of thermodynamics, matter and energy cannot be created or destroyed. Matter is just a more aggregated form of energy."

"This is too serious!" I was going crazy, I picked up the toothpick box at hand and threw him, "I don't want to hear this, I don't want to hear this at all!"

He actually disliked me, threw away his chopsticks, and said dissatisfiedly, "Axiba, then what do you want to know?"

"Of course it's the most exciting! The most direct hit! The most newsworthy! The most able to clear the fog! After listening to the story that makes a man silent and a woman cry!" I put down the toothpick box, grabbed the tissue bag on the side and threw it at him .

He was hit by a tissue and frowned, "Then you ask."

I thought about it for a moment, then I lay down on the table mysteriously, "It's Xuan, who is better among the three of you..."

"I'm more handsome."

"No, I want to ask you three who is bigger!"

"This is the question you think is the most valuable..." He obviously choked on my question, and said with a sneer, "It's Rong."

"What?!" I jumped up, "I thought Xuan was the biggest!? Why Er Rong?"

"Uh... this is actually a touching story about a man silent and a woman crying." It was I who put down my chopsticks and my voice, and the magnetic voice of a male radio anchor at noon reverberated in the room, "A long time ago, there were three Consciousness was born at the same time in an instant. The three of them, no matter how big or small, jointly controlled the pulse of all things in the universe. Until one day, Rong proposed, why don't we run a race around the Milky Way, and whoever wins will be Brother, Shixuan found it very interesting, and dragged Shizhen to join this brainless competition."

"It's me, isn't it you? It's disgusting for you to use the third person pronoun like this..." I formed a barrage.

Ignoring my complaints, I played it in an orderly manner, "Ye Rong is aggressive and rushed to the first one, but because of his "two" nature, he ran in the wrong direction and rushed out of the Milky Way."

"It's Rong OUT!" I am the subtitler.

"It's Xu Xuan's indifferent personality. The ranking doesn't matter to him. He just participated because he was afraid that Rong would be unhappy, so he finally decided to complete the course."

"Then why is it Boss Rong in the end?" I found a BUG!

"Because Shixuan leisurely paced to the finish line, and found that Rong ran sideways, he retreated half a galaxy. When Rong ran back, he became the second."

"So gentle..." I finally understood why brother Xuan seemed more easy-going than my tablemate.

"Oh, that's not right." I was clever, "What about you? How come you have nothing to do with this story! Why are you the third child?"

"Uh..." I blinked my honest big eyes, "I was too tired after running halfway, so I went home and went to bed."

I looked at him, and he looked at me.

"Have you been so lazy since the beginning of the universe?" I was speechless, "You were born..."

He yawned very appropriately.

This is indeed a story of a man silent and a woman crying after hearing it.

After a while I asked him again, "Is Xuan suffering from depression?"

"Correct."

"God also suffers from depression?" I was surprised.

"Actually, gods have endured more than humans."

I can understand it, but I can't understand it.

He peeled off the biggest shrimp, "For Shixuan, the world is static. Static. Only human beings have the concept of time, so you often look back at history, understand the present, and look forward to the future. But yes No. God is neither from the past nor from the future. He is an objective natural law. For example, if I throw this cup away, it will fall. This is the law of gravity. It will break, which is The laws of force. These are scientific laws determined by the will of the three of us at the beginning of the universe."

"You mean, at the beginning of the creation of the universe, you wrote down everything?"

"The order of the universe was decided at the very beginning. For you, you are reading a brand new book, but this book was written by God. He already knew the ending, the final destruction of mankind, and The final destruction of the universe, knowing that the aunt who lives next door will wear the newly bought red underwear after a shower."

"I finally know why Yin Taoxiao said that the universe is the brain of God." I laughed dumbfounded, "But can't God change the world?"

"What's the point?" I said, "It doesn't matter if you change the plot or drag the video progress bar at will, the plot of this movie of life is synthesized by us frame by frame, so there is absolutely no passion when watching it !"

After finishing speaking, he let out a long sigh, "Hey, being a god is boring..."

After hearing what I said, I felt sorry for him inexplicably.

"Dear Tongtong, just tell me what you want to eat tomorrow. By the way, you should know what I will cook for you tomorrow, right?"

"do not know……"

"Didn't you say that your god knows everything!"

"But I'm human..."

"==Why don't you become a god anymore?"

"Because being a god is boring~"

Nima's answer is too distracting.

"You lied to me again." I looked hopeless, and the two lines of tears proclaimed my determination to dedicate the last moment of my life to the great cause of scientific exploration.

It was my elder brother who was moved by my meaningless eyes, and then started the daily routine of climax mode, he said earnestly, "The next story, I will explain to you why only the three of us suffered from depression, yes Rong will be thrown into the big prison by me, why my eye brother held a funeral for me, and the four unsolved mysteries that I am a human being."

I immediately slapped my thigh, and called Kuaizai, "Say it, talk it, I fucking want to hear this!"

He smiled knowingly and said, "Go and wash the dishes first."