How did Xiao Ming die?

I was woken up by the sound of the phone. My mother asked me if I was up. The breakfast was in the microwave and I heated it myself.

Hanging up the phone, I was in a trance for a while.

I am now lying in my room.

The date displayed on the phone was the day after I went to the teaching building.

Was everything before that a dream?

I hurriedly hung up the phone again and called my mother, asking me how I got back last night?

My mother said that I had dinner with Qian Duoduo and the others last night, and Lao Xiao and the others sent me back after drinking too much.

ha?

I rolled over and got out of bed, and there was no wound on my neck in the mirror!

Yesterday's clothes were taken off by my mother and thrown into the washing machine. After one night, the musty smell from the washing machine had long been present, and there was no smell of blood.

But no blood.

I went to the microwave, turned the clock to 2 minutes, and lay back on the sofa.

Very hungry, very tired, is it really a dream?

There was no news of a homicide at the school on TV, so I don't know if General Wang is really dead.

I only have Xiao Yao's number in my mobile phone, and I have dialed it several times but it didn't work.

After dinner, I tried to call again, and this time I got through.

"Hey?"

"..."

"Old Xiao? Where are you? Talk!"

"I'm dying……"

"!" I was startled, stood up and flipped through my clothes, "What's wrong? I'll go find you!"

In fact, Leng Xiaotai found Xiao Yao and the three of them last night and played mahjong all night.

When I arrived at Xiao Yao's house, General Wang opened the door. Sincerely, I was very shocked.

I wanted to hug General Wang and cry, but he beat me up.

When he entered the house, his house was littered with dead bodies.

Qian Duoduo lay on the sofa, Xiao Yao died on the carpet, and Leng Xiaotai slept in the back room.

I bought some snacks for the four of them, General Wang took the bag from my hand and went to the kitchen to cook instant noodles.

I raised my foot and kicked Xiao Yao who was on the ground, "Yesterday, how do you explain it?"

Xiao Yao murmured, very dissatisfied, "Ask Brother Qian."

Brother Qian fell asleep like a pig.

I continued to kick Xiao Yao, Xiao Yao babbled and said, "I can't tell your mother, you were fainted by the ghost."

"How did you get out?" I asked.

"Brother Qian and I walked around the fifth floor. We found nothing, so we went downstairs. As a result, we walked out without any hindrance."

"what about me?"

"You didn't answer the phone call, it was I who went in and carried you out."

"What about the general?"

"When I came out, the military seat was leaning against the flower bed and fell asleep."

"He vomited so much blood that I thought he was dead."

"No, there's nothing wrong with him. We sent you home just because you were in a daze when you were carried out."

I looked back at Wang Jiang who was busy in the kitchen, except for the dark circles under his eyes that hadn't slept all night, I really couldn't tell that he had been seriously injured.

Considering that the wound on my neck has completely healed and the blood on my clothes has completely disappeared, I also accept the fact that the general is fine.

"It's not scientific." I muttered.

"What kind of science do you pay attention to, ghost?" Xiao Yao turned over, hugged my thigh and fell asleep.

Is it really a ghost?

Wang Jiang skillfully turned on the gas stove, and the lacerations on his shoulders convinced me that everything that happened yesterday was true.

"Yesterday...why did you faint..."

My words were interrupted by General Wang's eye knife.

This tsundere!

I quickly changed my words, "Why did you say my tablemate's name after you were seriously injured?"

General Wang poured the seasoning packet into the pot and ignored me.

But then I found out that when he slipped his hand and dropped the egg on the ground, he also scolded "Fuck, it's me", when he spilled the soup unsteadily, he also scolded "You're paralyzed, it's me", and he also scolded when he bumped his toe on the table leg "My day is your mother, it's me"

It seems that he will scold me at the same table whenever he encounters painful things.

How much hatred?

Later, I witnessed the scene of a major accident where Wang tripped his left calf on his right calf and fell down at 90°, and witnessed a fancy national curse performed by him lying on the ground. My deskmate and his ancestors appeared on the stage one after another. .

I squatted down and picked up the instant noodles into a garbage bag, threw a mop to General Wang, turned and walked into the kitchen.

After frying two dishes, Leng Xiaotaixiang woke up.

The beauty is so nice, she hugged me from the back, wrapped one arm around my waist ambiguously, rested her face on my shoulder, and said sweetly, "What the hell are you frying? It's so delicious! "

Frying some of yours.

I picked up a piece of celery for the beauty with my chopsticks, "Do you want to add some salt?"

The beauty raised her chin, held her chopsticks in her mouth, and her eyes turned indescribably. It made me so unbelievable. My girlfriend and I have never done this before!

The beauty chuckled, and slightly parted her lips, "Don't add it, my eyes are salty."

Beauty, you can go now!

Leng Xiaotai is really a spoiler of speech, his inner appearance does not match his appearance.The scenery is best when it is as quiet as a chicken.So I stopped ignoring him.

After cooking, I unplugged the rice cooker, "Is my old friend okay."

Leng Xiaotai said while filling the bowl with rice, "It's me...it's not very good, I think I'm about to die."

"What happened to him?" I asked anxiously.

As soon as the voice fell, I felt stupid.With such a group of unreliable people, why should I be serious.

The guardian at my table was an older brother of his.It seems that he is on a business trip, so no one cooks for him.

An old turtle house like my deskmate is indeed likely to starve to death.

I unbuttoned my apron and gave my deskmate a button.

He sent me back a bunch of menus.

I complained that he was so lazy, why didn't he go downstairs and buy it by himself.

He ignored me again.

My deskmate lives not far from Xiao Yao's house.

In fact, we all live very close together. After entering high school, many parents bought houses near the school for the convenience of their children going to school.

The catering industry near the school is also well-developed. My deskmate and I used to finish this street in a month. It’s delicious!

After completing the task assigned by my tablemate, I walked to his community with the vegetables.

I know he lives in this area, but it's the first time I've been to his house, so I don't know which one.

"Which building? How to get there? I'm at the east gate." I sent a QQ

He replied in seconds, "It's hard to say, I often get lost too."

"==what? so?"

"Wait is at the east gate. I'm starving to death. I'll ask Wang Baojun to come downstairs to pick you up."

"Wang Baojun? Who is Wang Baojun?"

My deskmate won't call me back.

Really annoying.

The dishes were so heavy that my fingers hurt from being strangled by the bag, so I put them on the steps beside me.

Next to the east gate, there are fitness equipment for morning exercises for the elderly. I jumped and sat on the parallel bars.

Who is Wang Baojun?I haven't seen it.

It must have been a long time, and no one came to pick me up.A dog urinated on the railing below me, making me so miserable.

I turned over and sat on the steps on the ground, and the dog sat there obediently beside me, making me even more desolate.

I was like an abandoned dog at the same table, waiting for the owner to pick me up.

I couldn't take it anymore, and I didn't care about wasting traffic, so I sent a video call to my deskmate.

I yelled, "Why haven't you come here for a long time!"

"No." My deskmate was too lazy to say, "Baojun should be here."

"What does he look like! No one is there! I've been sitting here with a dog for half a day!"

"That's our family treasure army."

ha? ? ? ? ?

"You named your dog Wang Baojun?"

"Ah... yes."

"why?"

"Our Baojun is also a famous dog with a head and a face. Its name is Huanle Leduuo, and the name Wang Baojun is so fucking awesome!" My tablemate's tone was rarely excited.

Thinking about the name of my tablemate is Zhen, with his brain, it is understandable to name the dog Wang Baojun.

I stood up, picked up the dishes, and followed this cool dog to the house.

At this time, a little Pomeranian came across, so cute!

The two dogs are smelling, and the owner of the little Pomeranian is also beautiful. She asked me, "Oh, your teddy is so cute~"

I responded, "Your dog is also cute, what's its name~"

"It's called Lele~ Where's your family?"

"Our dog's name is Wang Baojun."

Well, I can understand how my tablemate feels, this name is so fucking awesome!A sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously.

His family lives on the second floor, and there is a wonton shop downstairs. This kind of person deserves to starve to death.

Wang Baojun had a key tied around his neck, and my deskmate even let me open the door by myself.

Opening the door, a stack of pizza boxes a person's height greets the eye.

I stood at the door to change my shoes, and he announced to me in the room, "There is no need to change my shoes if the floor is wet! Give me a meal!"

I changed my shoes anyway and pushed open his door.

Wrapped in the quilt, he snuggled up to one side of the double bed, and a folding table stood on the other side of the bed, with the computer on it.

I put his computer back on the desk, put the dishes on the small table and told him to eat quickly.

He sat up without opening his eyes, reached out and took out two boxes of vegetables from the plastic bag and handed them to me.

I understood, turned around and went to the living room to clean Wang Baojun's food box and pour the vegetables into it.

After doing all this, I went to his room and pulled out a chair to sit down.

I pointed to the living room and said, "Have you been eating pizza these days?"

"My brother has been on a business trip for several days."

"Are you okay yesterday?"

"Hungry, tired."

Well, same as me.

He added, "When I got home, I fell asleep and couldn't get up at all."

"You worked hard." I said.

I am at the same table, 181 tall, well-proportioned, well-coordinated limbs, and good motor nerves.But it's lazy, doesn't exercise, doesn't go out.Once our school organized an event, and we went to the shopping mall in groups to purchase, and my deskmate actually vomited while shopping.

So I often call him Little Remnant, when he can't hear him.

I told him all the strange things I encountered after we separated yesterday.

He bit the straw of soy milk and said, "You called me on the fourth floor? I really didn't hear you."

He told me that he and Leng Xiaotai found nothing on the fourth floor, but they went to the second floor to look for us but found nothing.Then I received a call from Xiao Yao, at that time Xiao Yao and Qian Duoduo were already waiting outside.Wang Jiang fell asleep by the flower bed, but saw no blood.

I said no wonder, after I climbed in from the teaching building, all of you, Xiao Yao, had already left, so I felt that there was no one in the laboratory building.

I asked again, how did you find me? Have you seen the iron baby pot?

He said that they couldn't get through on the phone, so they went into the laboratory building to find me, and I was lying in the biological laboratory equipment room.Didn't see the iron baby jar.

Strange things!

My tablemate took out the fried skewers and started eating. I was greedy, so he gave me a few skewers.

He said, "I can't see that you are so courageous. The king came out with you two, so you ran quickly. Why did you go back?"

I replied, "You haven't known me for a day or two. I can become a god if our class dies. I was so angry at that time. I thought the king was going to be killed. I wanted to go in and fight them."

He chewed the meat, and said vaguely, "None of us saw those strange and terrifying things, and we didn't have the hallucinations of you appearing at the scene of the [-]-day college entrance examination before, so we are not afraid, only you are scared. Half dead."

I opened a can of beer, "You mean, this ghost is just trying to scare me?"

He looked at the beer in my hand and frowned, "I mean you think too much and have too many brains."

I was happy, and answered, "Then I can consider writing novels."

He added, "Why buy beer?"

"I drink it myself, and I didn't buy it for you." I raised my head and dried half a can.

He actually said beer was like horse piss, as if he had drunk it.

After feeding him, I got up and went home.

Today is as hot as yesterday, and I stood at the intersection with a popsicle in my mouth.

This side of the intersection is my home, and the other side is our school.

Red light, green light, red light, green light.

Thinking of the phrase "If our class dies, I can become a god", I decided to go back to school to have a look.