How did Xiao Ming die?

When I heard it, I guessed that it was I who tilted my hair in a daze, and after about five seconds, he smiled.

"His name is Li Si." He told me.

The following story is very simple, just a few words, summed up is probably such a story.

It's my brother with glasses called Li Si, who is his god-servant. Besides managing his life, his main job is to lead the faction that Nibrosa supports.

After my tablemate sealed Shi Rong's godhead with the godhead, he lost the will of the god who can see everything, and his ability can only exert one millionth of his full strength.All of this just fit his desire to be an ordinary human being, so he went to the human world and became an ordinary high school student as soon as he was willful.

However, Nibrosa still has a lot of affairs that need to be handled by me, and Li Si can't tolerate me being the shopkeeper so leisurely.So I simply "killed" me in name, had a grand funeral, canceled the file, and brought him back to the small black house in Nibrosa.

But Brother Zhen expressed his displeasure, saying that he thought it was good to be a human being, so he slipped back.

"Why did Li Si agree to let you back?"

"I promised him that I will attend the Sacrament of Nibrosa in a few days... so annoying."

"Oh." I heard about this sacrament in the conversation between Shi Rong and Shi Xuan. It seems that these three guys don't want to go, and they even made a bet on it.

I cut the peeled apple into four pieces and handed him a piece, "I still have two questions."

"Just ask."

"First, is that why you ran away from home?"

"Yes, it's so annoying. Li Si looks gentle and kind on the surface, but he's actually dead! He's at home these days, and I don't want to see him."

"... Oh." It turns out that Brother Zhen also has the rebellious emotions of teenagers.

I continued to ask, "Secondly, are you unable to beat Li Si now? Are you actually controlled by him?"

He put the piece of apple I handed him in his mouth. After thinking for a while, he chewed and said, "No, the main reason is that I am too tired from fighting with him, and the earth will explode. Our power ranking is like this of."

As he spoke, he picked up the big bunch of grapes on the fruit plate, "At first, it was Xuan and Rong, the three of us were the same, just like this big bunch of grapes. And those small grapes that fell down on the plate are the gods, the power There are big and small. After Shi Rong and I were sealed, we became one millionth of what it was before, that is, one millionth of Shixuan."

"Fuck!" I suddenly recalled the fight between the three of them a few days ago, it turned out to be like a game in Shi Xuan's eyes!

I understand more and more why Xuan is suffering from depression, it is too high to be cold, too lonely, and it is no fun to even fight.

It was I who put down the bunch of grapes and picked up a grape that fell from the plate, "Among the gods, there are three who are the most powerful, and they are our three servants, whose strength is equivalent to one millionth of what I used to be." one."

"It's equivalent to the current you. You and Li Si are tied."

"Well, it's like this. But I have a burden. Li Si or Rong can use spiritual power at will, but I can't. You know, the order of the soul will be fluctuated when using this kind of power. Part of my soul is given You guys, if you use too much force, the ecosystem will blow up. Not good, not good."

"I understand, I understand. You are the man who bears the fate of mankind."

He was very satisfied with my second grade praise, and rewarded me with a big grape.

In order not to cause harm to the earth, he cannot use spiritual power.There is, but it cannot be used.

So my old comrade is still a war scum after all, I understand and I understand.

I felt very sorry for my poor tablemate, and laughed at him loudly for half an hour.

Amidst my laughter, he calmly took a shower.

"Have you had enough laughing?" He leaned helplessly against the door of the bathroom and looked at me on the sofa.

I couldn't close my legs from laughing, "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha my stomach hurts so much!"

He didn't intend to ignore me anymore, he found a towel by himself, and while drying his hair, he entered my bedroom.

Trembling, I got up, clutched my stomach, and walked into the bathroom with the help of the wall.

Turning on the shower, I finally calmed down and started to take a shower.But the more I think about it, the more amusing it becomes.

At the beginning, with all kinds of awesome backgrounds, I thought that he would contract me when he met a domineering god, but after a long time of trouble, he was still a scumbag!Yes, but it doesn't work!

It's too hard for Nima!

My wanton laughter echoed in the bathroom again.

After drying my hair, I opened the door and entered the bedroom.

Okay, Comrade Zhan Wuzha has settled into bed.He slept on two pillows on the bed.

"I'm going to sleep in my mother's room."

He closed his eyes and didn't respond, he seemed to be asleep.

Picking up my own pillow, I clucked my wet slippers into the living room. At this moment, the door of my house suddenly heard the sound of a key unlocking.

"Yaya!" Oh yes, it's my mother.

My mother threw the big and small bags on the floor, rushed in and smacked my forehead hard.

"Mom..." I pulled my mother off me, "There are..."

Before I said the word "guest", I heard a particularly loud and clear voice behind me, "Hello, auntie~!"

When I turned around suddenly, the guest was already standing at the door in a well-dressed manner, with a sunny smile on his face like a good student in the new century.

Brother, didn't you all fall asleep just now!

My mother immediately threw me down, stepped forward and grabbed Zhenzhen, stroking left and right, "Whose family does this kid belong to?"

"Mom... I am at the same table."

"Hey! So it's you. I used to hear Mingming talk about you all the time at home."

"When did I miss him..."

It's Xiangyang's little voice, which has its own noise canceller, "Auntie, my name is Zhen."

"Hey, what a name, what a name." But it made my mother so rare.

I couldn't stand it anymore, so I stepped forward to help my mother take off the shoulder bag, "Mom, it's getting late, you can take a shower and go to bed."

"Okay, you play, you play, aunt will prepare breakfast for you tomorrow morning, what do you want to eat?"

"Egg custard." Student Xiang Yang was not polite.

"Okay, okay~ You guys play for a while and go to sleep~"

"Good night, auntie~"

Watching my mother go back to the room, classmate Xiang Yang took a break, stood at attention and turned back, stripping off all his clothes.I am sure God, people have landed safely under the covers.

I touched my nose, hugged the pillow resentfully and walked to the bedside.

"Go inside." I said.

He rubbed it in.

I put the pillow back and lay on my side on the bed too.

My bed is a single bed, and it's fine for one person to flop around, but it's really a bit cramped for me and my two young men to sleep.

He slept wantonly, and he slept in a big character in an even and stable manner. I was afraid of bumping into him, so I found a fulcrum beside the bed and struggled to maintain a position.

After a while, he seemed to find that my sleeping position was uncomfortable, so he asked me, "Mengmeng, are you gay?"

"Huh?" I almost fell to the ground, "I'm not."

I widened my eyes, "Could it be you?"

"Me neither." He said calmly.

One second, two seconds.

As soon as I patted the pillow, I sat up instantly, "Oh my god, neither of us like men, so what are we afraid of, it's not like we haven't slept with old men before!"

As I said that, I took off my pajamas with a bang, kicked off my pajama pants, and plunged into the bed.

"Go in, go in!"

"You're squeezing my hand... hey, don't squeeze me."

"Hey, Tong Tong, your arms are so slippery!"

"Well, you're pretty slippery too."

"Hey~ Your belly is quite slippery~"

"Well... your thighs are quite slippery too... oh don't touch this..."

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Then I created a new group called Nibrosa group number 451218935, which mainly discusses all aspects of Nibrosa real estate settlement and home ownership. Gods, are you together?