Teacher, I'm really playing ghosts
Chapter 32
"Daughter-in-law, I was wrong, I caused trouble again!" Han Yu knelt down and raised her hands consciously after entering the office.The daughter-in-law learned the tricks of prosecutor Ouyang and quickly grasped the essentials.
"Say it, I'm listening!" Wei Yingxue was used to this kind of thing, and if she came here every other day, it would either be a fight or a romantic debt.At this moment, I am glad that I have such an identity that I can always stay in the dark without seeing the light.Saved myself a lot of trouble.
"Daughter-in-law, don't you think you look like Prosecutor Ouyang now! I'm really at the bottom of the list." Han Yu looked at Wei Yingxue, who was on the sofa with her legs crossed and a serious face, and blamed her mother in her heart.
"Don't talk nonsense, explain it quickly!" Wei Yingxue didn't want to listen to her nonsense, and if she was to ramble like this, she should let her escape through the generation gap.
"Let me tell you, I will be frank and lenient! That little T from Yang Yang's class harassed me and asked me for help. At first I refused, really!" Han Yu himself felt that what he said could not be more true." Xiao Bing also I agreed to help her if I offered to intercede, it was all for show, to help her fend off her suitor Zhang Ying! Look at that Zhang Ying who looks like that and still chases after Yang Yang, what a toad wants to eat swan meat!"
"You mean that Yang Yang should match you, so that's a good match!"
"No, no, you see that you pick your words again. You bully me for my low level of education!" Han Yu brushed the rascal.
"Okay, don't pretend to be pitiful there. Your mother asked us to go home for dinner tonight. You'd better stop messing with me, or I won't go back with you tonight!"
"Don't, if you don't go back, Prosecutor Ouyang will beat me again. I'll stay in class this afternoon and won't go anywhere, be good!"
"Get up and get out, I think you're annoying!" Wei Yingxue rubbed her temples and made a gesture of chasing people away.
Han Yu came to Wei Yingxue like a dog's leg, stretched out his arms and hugged the slender waist and mouth, and moved closer, "Daughter-in-law kiss!"
Wei Yingxue raised her hand to block the approaching lips, "Don't touch me, I'm a clean freak and don't like to share things with others! Didn't I tell you to come over and not understand what I said?"
"You despise me, if you don't kiss me, don't kiss me, I don't need to kiss you, I can smell it instead!" Han Yuchou shamelessly overwhelmed the struggling man with his dog nose and sniffed at him. Inhaling and exhaling, the hot air hit Wei Yingxue's face and neck, making her bosom extremely itchy and smiling coquettishly, seeing Wei Yingxue's face improve, she became more presumptuous.The spiritual tongue began to lick the delicate earlobes, fair neck, and seductive collarbone mischievously, and then slowly returned to the delicate facial features.Long eyelashes, a high bridge of the nose, everything has been paved, and finally came to the attractive lips of the destination, let you close tightly to prevent me from entering, hands and feet can't be idle, if you play tricks, the tightly closed lips will Be open to your own taste.
Knowing that she shouldn't be allowed to get close to him, but she is always such a rascal and tried every means to disarm and surrender herself and collapsed into her arms.In the end, he let her take advantage of him and made him weak and let her bully him in his arms.The pig-brained self is deceived every time, as Zi Yan said, this is cheap, and the high IQ that she is proud of is useless when encountering hooligans.In the end, he could only watch her escape with a smug smile, leaving him alone to calm down the accelerated heartbeat.
"Hey, don't sleep, it's so boring, talk to me for a while!" Xiao Bing pinched Han Yu, who was drooling and sleeping soundly, with his hand.
"Don't make trouble, Miss Bing, what are you chatting about in class!" Wiping her saliva with her hand, she turned her head and went back to sleep.
"Bullshit, it's okay to sleep in class, but it's wrong to chat. It's up to you! Don't be too arrogant. Don't talk about it. I'll gossip about you with you."
It was so exhausting, Han Yu had no choice but to turn his head back and still lie on the table, "You can tell me to listen to me!"
"Let me ask you, what's the matter with you and Yangyang? Why did you still kiss? The school grass passed on the kiss of the century when I saw it with my own eyes, and the scene was so glamorous! Now you are in the hearts of all male dicks. My god." Xiao Bing explained happily.
"I knew that Shao Bing would add oil and vinegar, so what did you say about me?"
"Yes, there is also your harem list. You are just enjoying your blessings. The sisters get along well and you manage the family well!" Xiao Bing laughed so hard that he laughed like crazy! "I'm still there."
"Bullshit, it's all bullshit. I'm about to kneel on the washboard and return it to the harem. Didn't you see my daughter-in-law's face at noon?"
"Yes, so I pray for you. I want to light candles for you. How interesting is that? Yes, yes, the whole school is very interested in your mysterious princess! Now that everyone knows who you are, then you are truly a fighter jet in an airplane that has never been seen before or since!" Xiao Bing's exaggeration was so exaggerated that he could even fly his eyebrows.
"Aren't they free? Isn't it just a little lace news? It's normal for me to be so handsome. This is definitely envy and hatred!"
Xiao Bing said with a look of disgust: "Don't say that you are fat and panting, you are still handsome. I can't tell, you should wipe your saliva clean first! Go back to the dormitory to sleep tonight?"
"No, I'm going home tonight and my mother asked my daughter-in-law to take me home for dinner!" It sounded awkward, as if I was an outsider in this position.
"Hey, people are more angry than others! Even my old lady is so powerful. Admire me! I can only help you deal with the big old Liu!"
"Are you sour, sister Bing. I'm very loyal. How about asking you out for a big meal this week?"
"Don't you know that the school organizes a field trip this weekend? Two days and one night." Xiao Bing said.
"I don't know! No one told me! Are all the schools going?" Han Yu was a little dazed, feeling like he couldn't keep up with the rhythm.
"Mom, we're back!" Han Yu smelled the aroma of rice as soon as he entered the door.
Ouyang Lan put down the document in her hand and greeted her with a smile, "Xiao Wei, come and make your favorite candied sweet potato today, wash your hands and get ready to eat!"
Aggrieved, isn't it? The three in the room have the lowest status, and the four in total are still the lowest. "Can't Ms. Ouyang give me some status? If you do this again, I will run away from home. Let the three of you live!" Han Yu said aggrievedly La's small eyes look forward to some kind-hearted person who can give him a little warmth.
"It's okay to leave!" Ouyang Lan replied very cooperatively.
Look at the three of them talking and laughing while tasting wine and chatting at the dinner table.This Ms. Ouyang is very good at enjoying life.It's an unbreakable rule to pair good wine with delicious food. As the saying goes, having a good drink and having fun, the father is very compatible with his wife's preference.
Han Yu gave Wei Yingxue her favorite candied sweet potato like a dog's leg, but in the end she rolled her eyes.
"Xiao Wei, did she make you angry again?" Ouyang Lan felt a little awkward seeing the two of them entering the door, and seeing Wei Yingxue's attitude confirmed her guess even more.
"How come, I'm so obedient. You say yes, daughter-in-law!" Han Yu said flatteringly.
"Yes, she got into a romantic debt again today." Wei Yingxue was already used to the way this family got along, so naturally it was best to say what she had.
"It's messed up again, easy to handle. What do you think about reducing her pocket money by half a month?" Ouyang Lan raised her hand and raised her glass to signal Wei Yingxue.
"Hey, the method is good. I just don't know whose wallet in school is going to be unlucky again during this time!" Father Han sighed, he knew his daughter best.
"No, don't worry too much. Those were all given to her by the female classmates voluntarily. If she doesn't have money, she won't go hungry. As long as she accepts it, she will be happier than now." Wei Yingxue said with a sad expression and took a sip. wine in hand.
"Can we discuss the next topic? This topic is too heavy!" Han Yu suggested.If this topic continues, maybe I will be miserable. "Why didn't you tell me about my wife's weekend wild trip?"
"Didn't Xiao Bing tell you!"
"That's right! Oh no, can't you tell me? If there is any news, I have to get it from other people." Han Yu felt bad, because his wife didn't value herself.
"I don't think you need me to tell you. There are concubines in your harem list, so you don't need to!" Wei Yingxue clinked a glass with Ouyang Lan and took a sip full of aftertaste.
"My heart is broken, you three eat slowly, I'm full!" Han Yu put down the bowl and chopsticks and left the dining table sadly.
After looking at each other, the three of them all smiled and drank the wine in their hands to end the dinner.
"Hey Yingxue, come and save me, I'm in trouble!"
The call was from Shanshan, and Wei Yingxue rushed to the Y bar to save her life, and hung up the phone in a hurry before finishing her sentence.Wei Yingxue was a little helpless, this carefree and unreliable friend always called her out to solve her troubles regardless of the time.Putting down the phone, I could only say hello to Father Han and Mother Han and left in a hurry.
"Daughter-in-law, take me there, and I can help you deal with any hooligans!" Han Yu followed closely behind Wei Yingxue and volunteered to be a bodyguard.
The two came to the Y bar that Shanshan mentioned and saw the man who had drunk a lot. "Why are you so slow in coming!" Shanshan complained, grabbing Wei Yingxue's hand, and instead of looking up at her friend, she saw Han Yu following behind her, and immediately pointed at Han Yu with a face full of displeasure and said, "This How come the little rascal came along!"
On the way, the daughter-in-law repeatedly told this man not to enter his brain and be straightforward, saying that he must not talk back.Okay, listen to my wife and bear with it.I can always smile!
"Look who these are, they really want to see you but they can't invite you, so you have to invite me." Shanshan pointed to the seven or eight men and women in the seat and said braggingly, "How about it, I'm going to trick the high cold school Come on, if you lose, hurry up and drink!"
Wei Yingxue looked at these college classmates, and didn't remember how familiar she was with them. She must have sold herself out by bragging. She smiled and raised her hand to greet them politely.
Han Yu also Zhiqu asked for a glass of wine and sat on the bar drinking alone, looking at his daughter-in-law.Seeing those men staring at their daughter-in-law so displeased, can't they just take a sip? Pick it up and toast, pretending that you can drink well!
"Hi, Han Yu, long time no see!"
"Say it, I'm listening!" Wei Yingxue was used to this kind of thing, and if she came here every other day, it would either be a fight or a romantic debt.At this moment, I am glad that I have such an identity that I can always stay in the dark without seeing the light.Saved myself a lot of trouble.
"Daughter-in-law, don't you think you look like Prosecutor Ouyang now! I'm really at the bottom of the list." Han Yu looked at Wei Yingxue, who was on the sofa with her legs crossed and a serious face, and blamed her mother in her heart.
"Don't talk nonsense, explain it quickly!" Wei Yingxue didn't want to listen to her nonsense, and if she was to ramble like this, she should let her escape through the generation gap.
"Let me tell you, I will be frank and lenient! That little T from Yang Yang's class harassed me and asked me for help. At first I refused, really!" Han Yu himself felt that what he said could not be more true." Xiao Bing also I agreed to help her if I offered to intercede, it was all for show, to help her fend off her suitor Zhang Ying! Look at that Zhang Ying who looks like that and still chases after Yang Yang, what a toad wants to eat swan meat!"
"You mean that Yang Yang should match you, so that's a good match!"
"No, no, you see that you pick your words again. You bully me for my low level of education!" Han Yu brushed the rascal.
"Okay, don't pretend to be pitiful there. Your mother asked us to go home for dinner tonight. You'd better stop messing with me, or I won't go back with you tonight!"
"Don't, if you don't go back, Prosecutor Ouyang will beat me again. I'll stay in class this afternoon and won't go anywhere, be good!"
"Get up and get out, I think you're annoying!" Wei Yingxue rubbed her temples and made a gesture of chasing people away.
Han Yu came to Wei Yingxue like a dog's leg, stretched out his arms and hugged the slender waist and mouth, and moved closer, "Daughter-in-law kiss!"
Wei Yingxue raised her hand to block the approaching lips, "Don't touch me, I'm a clean freak and don't like to share things with others! Didn't I tell you to come over and not understand what I said?"
"You despise me, if you don't kiss me, don't kiss me, I don't need to kiss you, I can smell it instead!" Han Yuchou shamelessly overwhelmed the struggling man with his dog nose and sniffed at him. Inhaling and exhaling, the hot air hit Wei Yingxue's face and neck, making her bosom extremely itchy and smiling coquettishly, seeing Wei Yingxue's face improve, she became more presumptuous.The spiritual tongue began to lick the delicate earlobes, fair neck, and seductive collarbone mischievously, and then slowly returned to the delicate facial features.Long eyelashes, a high bridge of the nose, everything has been paved, and finally came to the attractive lips of the destination, let you close tightly to prevent me from entering, hands and feet can't be idle, if you play tricks, the tightly closed lips will Be open to your own taste.
Knowing that she shouldn't be allowed to get close to him, but she is always such a rascal and tried every means to disarm and surrender herself and collapsed into her arms.In the end, he let her take advantage of him and made him weak and let her bully him in his arms.The pig-brained self is deceived every time, as Zi Yan said, this is cheap, and the high IQ that she is proud of is useless when encountering hooligans.In the end, he could only watch her escape with a smug smile, leaving him alone to calm down the accelerated heartbeat.
"Hey, don't sleep, it's so boring, talk to me for a while!" Xiao Bing pinched Han Yu, who was drooling and sleeping soundly, with his hand.
"Don't make trouble, Miss Bing, what are you chatting about in class!" Wiping her saliva with her hand, she turned her head and went back to sleep.
"Bullshit, it's okay to sleep in class, but it's wrong to chat. It's up to you! Don't be too arrogant. Don't talk about it. I'll gossip about you with you."
It was so exhausting, Han Yu had no choice but to turn his head back and still lie on the table, "You can tell me to listen to me!"
"Let me ask you, what's the matter with you and Yangyang? Why did you still kiss? The school grass passed on the kiss of the century when I saw it with my own eyes, and the scene was so glamorous! Now you are in the hearts of all male dicks. My god." Xiao Bing explained happily.
"I knew that Shao Bing would add oil and vinegar, so what did you say about me?"
"Yes, there is also your harem list. You are just enjoying your blessings. The sisters get along well and you manage the family well!" Xiao Bing laughed so hard that he laughed like crazy! "I'm still there."
"Bullshit, it's all bullshit. I'm about to kneel on the washboard and return it to the harem. Didn't you see my daughter-in-law's face at noon?"
"Yes, so I pray for you. I want to light candles for you. How interesting is that? Yes, yes, the whole school is very interested in your mysterious princess! Now that everyone knows who you are, then you are truly a fighter jet in an airplane that has never been seen before or since!" Xiao Bing's exaggeration was so exaggerated that he could even fly his eyebrows.
"Aren't they free? Isn't it just a little lace news? It's normal for me to be so handsome. This is definitely envy and hatred!"
Xiao Bing said with a look of disgust: "Don't say that you are fat and panting, you are still handsome. I can't tell, you should wipe your saliva clean first! Go back to the dormitory to sleep tonight?"
"No, I'm going home tonight and my mother asked my daughter-in-law to take me home for dinner!" It sounded awkward, as if I was an outsider in this position.
"Hey, people are more angry than others! Even my old lady is so powerful. Admire me! I can only help you deal with the big old Liu!"
"Are you sour, sister Bing. I'm very loyal. How about asking you out for a big meal this week?"
"Don't you know that the school organizes a field trip this weekend? Two days and one night." Xiao Bing said.
"I don't know! No one told me! Are all the schools going?" Han Yu was a little dazed, feeling like he couldn't keep up with the rhythm.
"Mom, we're back!" Han Yu smelled the aroma of rice as soon as he entered the door.
Ouyang Lan put down the document in her hand and greeted her with a smile, "Xiao Wei, come and make your favorite candied sweet potato today, wash your hands and get ready to eat!"
Aggrieved, isn't it? The three in the room have the lowest status, and the four in total are still the lowest. "Can't Ms. Ouyang give me some status? If you do this again, I will run away from home. Let the three of you live!" Han Yu said aggrievedly La's small eyes look forward to some kind-hearted person who can give him a little warmth.
"It's okay to leave!" Ouyang Lan replied very cooperatively.
Look at the three of them talking and laughing while tasting wine and chatting at the dinner table.This Ms. Ouyang is very good at enjoying life.It's an unbreakable rule to pair good wine with delicious food. As the saying goes, having a good drink and having fun, the father is very compatible with his wife's preference.
Han Yu gave Wei Yingxue her favorite candied sweet potato like a dog's leg, but in the end she rolled her eyes.
"Xiao Wei, did she make you angry again?" Ouyang Lan felt a little awkward seeing the two of them entering the door, and seeing Wei Yingxue's attitude confirmed her guess even more.
"How come, I'm so obedient. You say yes, daughter-in-law!" Han Yu said flatteringly.
"Yes, she got into a romantic debt again today." Wei Yingxue was already used to the way this family got along, so naturally it was best to say what she had.
"It's messed up again, easy to handle. What do you think about reducing her pocket money by half a month?" Ouyang Lan raised her hand and raised her glass to signal Wei Yingxue.
"Hey, the method is good. I just don't know whose wallet in school is going to be unlucky again during this time!" Father Han sighed, he knew his daughter best.
"No, don't worry too much. Those were all given to her by the female classmates voluntarily. If she doesn't have money, she won't go hungry. As long as she accepts it, she will be happier than now." Wei Yingxue said with a sad expression and took a sip. wine in hand.
"Can we discuss the next topic? This topic is too heavy!" Han Yu suggested.If this topic continues, maybe I will be miserable. "Why didn't you tell me about my wife's weekend wild trip?"
"Didn't Xiao Bing tell you!"
"That's right! Oh no, can't you tell me? If there is any news, I have to get it from other people." Han Yu felt bad, because his wife didn't value herself.
"I don't think you need me to tell you. There are concubines in your harem list, so you don't need to!" Wei Yingxue clinked a glass with Ouyang Lan and took a sip full of aftertaste.
"My heart is broken, you three eat slowly, I'm full!" Han Yu put down the bowl and chopsticks and left the dining table sadly.
After looking at each other, the three of them all smiled and drank the wine in their hands to end the dinner.
"Hey Yingxue, come and save me, I'm in trouble!"
The call was from Shanshan, and Wei Yingxue rushed to the Y bar to save her life, and hung up the phone in a hurry before finishing her sentence.Wei Yingxue was a little helpless, this carefree and unreliable friend always called her out to solve her troubles regardless of the time.Putting down the phone, I could only say hello to Father Han and Mother Han and left in a hurry.
"Daughter-in-law, take me there, and I can help you deal with any hooligans!" Han Yu followed closely behind Wei Yingxue and volunteered to be a bodyguard.
The two came to the Y bar that Shanshan mentioned and saw the man who had drunk a lot. "Why are you so slow in coming!" Shanshan complained, grabbing Wei Yingxue's hand, and instead of looking up at her friend, she saw Han Yu following behind her, and immediately pointed at Han Yu with a face full of displeasure and said, "This How come the little rascal came along!"
On the way, the daughter-in-law repeatedly told this man not to enter his brain and be straightforward, saying that he must not talk back.Okay, listen to my wife and bear with it.I can always smile!
"Look who these are, they really want to see you but they can't invite you, so you have to invite me." Shanshan pointed to the seven or eight men and women in the seat and said braggingly, "How about it, I'm going to trick the high cold school Come on, if you lose, hurry up and drink!"
Wei Yingxue looked at these college classmates, and didn't remember how familiar she was with them. She must have sold herself out by bragging. She smiled and raised her hand to greet them politely.
Han Yu also Zhiqu asked for a glass of wine and sat on the bar drinking alone, looking at his daughter-in-law.Seeing those men staring at their daughter-in-law so displeased, can't they just take a sip? Pick it up and toast, pretending that you can drink well!
"Hi, Han Yu, long time no see!"
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