HP the red-haired savior

51. Are you the attacker or the recipient?

Hisoka: Attack.

Voldemort: Yes.

52. Why such a decision?

Hisoka: [Laughs] Because I have high strength.

Voldemort: That's right...and he's stronger.

53. Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Hisoka: Of course I won’t say I’m dissatisfied~

Voldemort: Ready to strike back at any time - as long as the strength is stronger than him!

54. Where was the first H?

Voldemort: The living room of the villa at 44 Garden Street, Kensington Palace.

Hisoka: I thought it was your dream.

Voldemort: Well, that's fine too.

55. How did you feel at that time?

Voldemort: I suddenly said that I would do it. I felt very excited, and I felt that my feelings were restored, which was very satisfying.

Hisoka: The last carnival.

Master Xi: Why do you say that.

Hisoka: Because I'm ready to kill Voldeka after the duel with Harry~

Voldemort: So this incident makes me very unhappy!

Hisoka: [Touch the head to kill]

56. How did the other party look like at that time?

Hisoka: Very cute.

Voldemort: Sexy.

57. On the morning of the first night, what was your first sentence?

Hisoka: This is for you.

Voldemort: What? ...is it the Sorcerer's Stone?

Master Xi: Actually, I prefer the phrase "female fare".

Hisoka: [Laughs] Uh-huh-huh~

58. The frequency of H per week is

Voldemort: You didn't write that stuff at all.

Hisoka: Yes.

Voldemort: And according to the final development, we don't see each other every day, the guy will go back from time to time.

Master Xi: Yes.

59. How many times a week do you think ideally?

Hisoka: There’s no need to make such rigid rules, it’s better to do it when you’re interested~

Voldemort: I don't mind, I can do it every day.

60. How is that H?

Voldemort: Very ordinary H.

Hisoka: At that time, I was more gentle~ If Voldigo is not satisfied, I can be more intense~

61. Where is your most sensitive part?

Hisoka: The Adam's apple, because it is the key point.

Voldemort: Chest...

62. What is the most sensitive part of the other party?

Hisoka: The little fruit on the chest is huh~ [laughs]

Voldemort: Adam's apple, I feel my body tense when I bite it.

Master Xi: That's not sensitive in that sense.

Hisoka: Yes, it's the feeling of being controlled and wanting to fight back.

63. If you describe H in one sentence, who is the other party?

Hisoka: A little rabbit with teeth and claws.

Voldemort: Like a hunter.

64. Frankly speaking, do you like H?

Hisoka: Like it.

Voldemort: Yes.

65. In general, where is H?

Hisoka: At home.

Voldemort: A home, but not necessarily a bedroom.

Master Xi: Yes, the first time you two were in the living room.

66. Which place would you like to try?

Hisoka: There is no particular place I want to try, but if I want to do it in the wild, I won’t be restrained.

Voldemort: Want to do it on the basilisk.

Hisoka: Hmm~ You can try~

Master Xi: On this point, I can only say that they really are a couple.

Voldemort: Don't you like the proposal?

Master Xi: I don’t know how to write, because I have a high moral value.

Hisoka: Uh-huh~

67. Is the shower before or after H?

Hisoka: It depends.

Voldemort: No special request.

68. Did the two have any agreement at H?

Hisoka: None.

Voldemort: Isn't this kind of question redundant for us?

69. Have you ever had sex with anyone other than your lover?

Hisoka: A lot.

Voldemort: Me too, a lot.

70. If you can't get the heart, at least you have to get the body. Do you agree or disagree?

Hisoka: Agreed.If it were me, I should.

Voldemort: Of course I agree, it's fine if you don't get your heart, wouldn't it be too sad if you didn't even get your body.

71. What would you do if the other party was raped by thugs?

Voldemort: No thug has the strength to do such a thing, right?

Hisoka: As for Voldigo, it's safer to stay obediently in the HP world.

Master Xi: What if we go to Hunter World?

Hisoka: I am inseparable from him. If that happens, I will definitely kill the perpetrator.

72. Do you feel embarrassed before or after H?

Hisoka: No embarrassment.

Voldemort: There is really no need to ask such a question!

73. If a good friend told you that I am lonely, so only this evening, please...and ask for H, would you?

Voldemort: The Dark Lord has no friends.

Hisoka: Good friend?What about Xiaoyi~?

Voldemort: [angry] Who is Xiao Yi!

74. Do you think you are good at H?

Hisoka: Good at it.

Voldemort: Incredibly good at it - so I should be the one to do it!

75. What about the other party?

Hisoka: The experience at the bottom is not very rich, but overall it is not bad.

Voldemort: The technology is pretty good.

Master Xi: Did you enjoy it?

Voldemort: Yes.

Master Xi: Very honest.

77. Which expression do you like more when the other party is H?

Hisoka: The expression of staring at me with bright red eyes, and the eyes are still moist, very cute.

Voldemort: Any expression, I like the way he condescendingly squints and smiles at me.

Master Xi: Don't you really think you're an idiot?

78. Is it okay to have sex with someone other than your lover?

Hisoka: It used to be.

Voldemort: There have been many times before, but not anymore.

Hisoka: Well, me too.

79. Are you interested in SM?

Hisoka: Not interested, but you can try.

Voldemort: It's okay if I do S, but I absolutely don't like M.

80. If the other party suddenly stopped asking for his body, what would you do?

Hisoka: Then don’t do it~

Voldemort: I just happened to attack.

81. What do you think about rape?

Hisoka: No idea.

Voldemort: I don't think that kind of thing is a big problem in my three views.

Master Xi: Yes.

82. What is more painful in H?

Hisoka: There is nothing more painful.Doesn't it bother you to ask such a question?

Master Xi: You are finally getting impatient.

Hisoka: [Laughs] Hohohoho~

Voldemort: I have more pain!

Hisoka: Huh~?what is itDid I not satisfy you?

Voldemort: It's more painful. I'm not attacking.

Hisoka: Then you have to suffer forever.

83. So far in H, which place makes you most excited and anxious?

Voldemort: Only once so far, how do you let me choose!

Hisoka: You can count your dreams.

Voldemort: Stop talking about that!

Master Xi: Actually, there were two times. In the end, you were asked to do the main text, right?

Voldemort: That doesn't count at all, does it?Basically no description.

Master Xi: No, count it in, and then answer me.

Hisoka: It is the first time for me, after all, it is the last carnival.

Voldemort: For the first time, I was excited because it was the first time with Hisoka.But no anxiety at all.

Master Xi: Yes, you were just a little confused at the time—why I wasn’t Gong—probably so?

Voldemort: Hmm.But what the hell is ignorance?

84. Has the recipient ever actively seduced you?

Hisoka: No, but there will definitely be in the future.

Voldemort: Yes.

86. Has the attacker committed any violent acts?

Hisoka: None.

87. What was the recipient's reaction at that time?

Voldemort: I've said it all, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Master Xi: It’s almost there, let’s hold on a little longer.

88. What would be the ideal object for you to be H?

Hisoka: Voldegas are good.

Voldemort: Hisoka will do.

89. Does the current partner meet your ideal?

Voldemort: Yes.

Hisoka: All right.

Voldemort: What do you mean it's okay!Why are you so dishonest!

Hisoka: Well, well [helpless], Voldeko is my ideal type.

Voldemort: Huh...

Master Xi: You are so arrogant.

Hisoka: Yes.

90. Have you used small props in H?

Voldemort: None.

Hisoka: You can try it, I don't mind.

Master Xi: Did you have an idea at the time?

Voldemort: What?

Master Xi: Nagini or something.

Voldemort: [reacts] Fuck you are so harsh!

Master Xi: Hey, in this regard, Voldeiguo's integrity is not bad...

91. How old was your first time?

Hisoka: About...about 14 years old?Can't remember much, it's been too long.

Voldemort: 16 years old.

Master Xi: Were you with your classmates?

Voldemort: Yes.

Master Xi: Is it a boy?

Voldemort: Slytherin's school girl.By the way, why didn't you ask Hisoka who the object was at that time?

Master Xi: He can't remember.

Hisoka: Yes~

92. Is the object your current lover?

Hisoka: No.

Voldemort: No.

93. Where do you like to be kissed by the other party?

Hisoka: Anywhere~

Voldemort: Well, me too.

Master Xi: Tell me which one you like the most.

Hisoka: Lips, there is a feeling of communication.

Voldemort: Lips, because they can attack and defend.

Master Xi: This answer well reflects your unwillingness to accept the position.

95. What is the best way to please the other party in H?

Hisoka: Kiss him deeply.

Voldemort: Meet him.

Hisoka: Yes, I like your rabbit eyes.

Voldemort: What rabbit eyes!

Hisoka: [smiling and kissing Voldemort's eyes]

What would you think at 96.H?

Hisoka: When it’s H, it’s H, I don’t think about anything.

Voldemort: Thinking about counterattacking.

Hisoka: [laughs without speaking]

97. How many times did you have sex in one night?

Hisoka: Three times.

Voldemort: Then gave me the Philosopher's Stone, and then did it a few more times.

Master Xi: How many times is "several times"?

Voldemort: [with a blank face] Meaning many, many times.

98. At H, did you take off your clothes yourself or did the other party help you?

Voldemort: Take each other off.

99. What is H for you?

Hisoka: Common things in life.

Voldemort: A way to relieve desire.But now it is also a way to communicate feelings.

100. Finally, please say something to your lover!

Voldemort: Do you?

Hisoka: Okay~

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I haven't turned on my computer or played on my phone for ten days...

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