Dogs are not as good as pigs

The R&D department of a certain company has recently completed a new project, which was successfully listed and is planning to hold a celebration banquet.After the company next door found out, it was killing people to speed up the progress.

Speaking of this celebration banquet, of course the main character is indispensable, but Lao Qin, the manager of their R&D department, and his wife gave birth again, this is the fifth child, and everyone wants to see what kind of breed his wife is.Before seeing it, the company resolutely opened Lao Qin, no, having a child will kill the job.But the new manager is much more interesting. There were rumors when he first came that he had gone through the back door and got Lao Qin fired. Anyway, it was an order from his superiors, and their R&D department didn't dare to say anything, just I was a little skeptical of his ability, the youngest was only 24 years old, and he was going to hold the celebration banquet as a welcome party for Lao Qin, but it was really a bargain!

In the evening, the celebration banquet:

Chairman: "This time, everyone gathered together to celebrate the successful listing of the company's seventh project, Whitedew!" The chairman finished speaking fluent Mandarin without any local accent. Everyone suspected him Is he a Hunanese after all? [applause applause]

The next process is for partners and staff to exchange business and mix interpersonal relationships. Xie Mingsheng said that he didn't want to get involved and worry about it. He glanced at the venue and saw the chairman "recommend" to a certain boss. The new manager from their department, Xie Mingsheng stared at the so-called manager for a while... He is two years younger than me, so I should be his senior... This kid has such a tender face, why is he pretending to be cold and wearing glasses? I really want to... pick it up.As he said that, Xie Mingsheng walked over with his wine glass - I am a minister after all.

Minister Xie: "Hi, Manager Jiang..."

Crack, Xie Mingsheng slipped, and the wine in his hand spilled on Jiang Wenming's...pants, yes, that's where you thought it was.

Uh...shall I wipe him off?

He quickly came to a conclusion at a speed of 10 minutes per second and implemented "Then what, Director Liu, I'll go first!"

Manager Jiang: "Stop!" Jiang Wenming reacted immediately, and chased after him in an instant. The sticky feeling on his pants made him curse.

Director Liu: "Hehe, young people are so interesting...Xiao Jiang, you can do whatever you want..."

A boss: "Haha, it's really... very interesting"

Xie Mingsheng ran and saw Jiang Wenming chasing him, so he immediately turned and hid behind a corner.

"Hoo hoo... hoo hoo, luckily I run fast"

Wait, why am I running?

……

I'd better apologize, there are so many people, he should be embarrassed too...

Then he decided to think twice, and when he passed the door of the toilet, he heard voices inside——

"It's you?" Hearing the voice, the other person was a young boy, and the other person was Jiang Wenming, who had just been splashed with wine by him.

"You are?"

"Li Siyuan?"

"Do you still remember me?" The young boy's voice suddenly trembled, like crying. Xie Ming didn't see it, so he had to listen in the crack of the door.

"What's the matter?" Jiang Wenming was very indifferent, as if it was none of his business, and suddenly there was a clear applause, and they quarreled.

Snapped

Li Siyuan slapped Jiang Wenming.

"You're fucking sick!" Jiang Wenming was displeased and yelled at him.

"This slap is for you." Li Siyuan was not to be outdone.

"Have you had enough trouble?"

"I admit, I'm the one who backed you, I'm the one who won't let you go, I'm the one who is shameless..."

two men?

"But have you ever thought about my feelings, I have nothing, I only have you"

Jiang Wenming was silent.

"You chased me from the beginning, you liked me from the beginning, didn't you make me fall in love with you from the beginning?"

The boy suppressed his sobs.

Xie Mingsheng could tell that the co-author Jiang Wenming is a scumbag!

"At the beginning, I can also like girls..."

"Tell me, how much?" Jiang Wenming's veins were already throbbing at this time, which showed how angry he was at this time, but it still didn't affect his appearance.

Xie Mingsheng couldn't take it anymore, pushed open the door and rushed in, "Manager Jiang, are you still human!"

"Are you eavesdropping?" You're frightening to death!

The two looked at each other, and Li Siyuan said that he didn't want to make matters worse.

"I'm just here to go to the toilet! Just... just heard! I'm not afraid of the shadow crooked, I didn't eavesdrop"

Xie Mingsheng took a look, this... this is not an adult yet...

"I didn't expect that, Manager Jiang, you can't judge people by their appearances."

"Go out, this is our private matter." Jiang Wenming raised his forehead, and another worry came.

"Young man, if he treats you like this, you should break up!" Xie Mingsheng ignored his words and said to Li Siyuan with compassion.

"One hundred thousand." Anyway, Li Siyuan ignored him, and what he asked was money.

"Why don't you grab it, when my money comes from a strong wind? Fifty thousand!"

"That's [-]!" Li Siyuan glared at him.

"Forty thousand, don't pull it down," Jiang Wenming was about to pick up Alipay and open it.

Li Siyuan saw that the iron cock of Zhuang was no longer appointed, so he should be greedy for less, and he was asking for others: "Fifty fifty thousand"

Minister Xie: It's just... quite bald

Alipay accounted for 50000 yuan.

Manager Jiang: "Hurry up and get out"

Li Siyuan: "Okay bro"

Are people so realistic nowadays...?

I'm afraid the air will suddenly be quiet.

Manager Jiang took the lead to break the embarrassment: "He is a volunteer in the mental institution, and he is responsible for my mother. My mother also likes him very much. She will give him whatever he wants. My mother went there last month, and the dance class he signed up for himself is also very important. It’s time to pay tuition.”

Minister Xie: "I'm sorry..." It's really embarrassing.

Manager Jiang: "Nothing"

Minister Xie: "So...he came to ask for money?"

Manager Jiang: "Yes"

Manager Jiang looked at him in a daze, and caught a glimpse of his hands from the corner of his eye. When he poured red wine just now, his hands were stained a little and he didn't pay attention.

Manager Jiang: "You believe what I say?"

Jiang Wenming approached him, took his hand and walked towards the sink, squeezed out the bubbles of detergent and gently rubbed his hands, interlocking his fingers, rubbing every joint carefully, while Xie Mingsheng I didn't feel any discomfort at all.

Isn't it? Judging by his clothes, it must have been mixed in, and his mother is still in a mental institution... He will not go crazy and attack a minor.

Manager Jiang: "Okay, can we talk about my pants?"

After Jiang Wenming finished washing the foam, he wiped his hands with a paper towel next to him. He acted extremely carefully, as if he was protecting some rare treasure. Xie Mingsheng realized this, and immediately withdrew his hand in embarrassment.

Manager Jiang: "My pants are custom-made, two thousand, WeChat or Alipay?"

Minister Xie: "What? Why don't you grab it? Can't these pants just be washed?"

Minister Xie: "Wait, are you gay?"

Manager Jiang: "Don't change the subject"

I wasn't gay until I fucking met you.

Author gossip:

Wrong selection of papers and obsessive-compulsive disorder [tears run]